Teabagging Boehner

"I hear that the gubermint is hiring and you can make $174,000 a year with gubermint benefits. Even though I'm against the gubermint, I'll run."

A tea party activist is challenging U.S. House Speaker John Boehner (Boner) in the 2012 Republican primary. Yes folks, another unqualified politically inept buffoon or babboon will attempt to join the House to make the government more of a defunct mess than it already is. Lewis, the father of a 2-year-old girl, says he plans on running on a single issue — Boehner's support of a federal budget that provides funding to Planned Parenthood, which he calls "the largest killer of unborn babies in America."


How interesting...Curious, tea party males meddle when they are needed the least and disappear when needed most? It is noted that these Conservative pseudo religious males care only about life from conception to birth, after which you are on your own. Not another conservati­ve male politician itching to legislate what a woman can and can't do with her body. Not in America?! *Feign shock* I bet he's for capitol punishment and the killing fields abroad, though. The real crime in this, is the fact that Planned Parenthood provides women with options. Everyone knows that women's bodies are under the control of conservati­ve Republican­s and that God wants it that way. If confirmati­on is needed, it was in the latest issue of Religious Fanatics Quarterly.  



Lewis tells the newspapers that he plans on running graphic anti-abortion ads against our favorite crying tangerine. He says that people will not reject abortion until they see abortion. Eventhough the supreme court has ruled on this makes no nevermind... Just what we need is another holy roller with a small brain, knuckle drag, knuckle drag, with one issue. What's the problem? Is this the only issue that he can effectively fit on his hand during a debate or press conference? Talk about going from the frying pan to the fire with this guy. Like rabid bats the republicans are starting to eat their own. This is a one dimensiona­l candidate going after the two dimensiona­l? Hopefully there is someone from this dimension ( the real world ) that can win the Ohio eighth district.  But for Boner, booze and cigarettes are his only dimensions.



I need these baggers to stay the hell out of my uterus. Maxine Waters said it best, "The Tea Party can go to hell." The irony here that during the debt ceiling feaux 'crisis' Boehner wanted to compromise and strike a 'grand deal.' What Obama offered him was basically the whole show plus wine and cheese - it would have been a decade level Republican victory, but nope, "we're not gonna do that because it has one little tiny line about raising revenue", and the Tea Party threatened him with a primary challenge. He toed their line and STILL has a Tea Party primary challenge. Hope other moderate Republican­s, such as Orrin Hatch and Olympia Snow, are watching..­.because moving to the right isn't gonna do them a bit of good. Everyone knows that to be a bona fide Tea Party candidate you have to be nuttier than squirrel turd and it helps, too, if you're not very smart...

All the bat wing crazies are coming out now. How low does this country have to go politically­ before they self-destr­uct? Soon I hope, so our country can get back to the business of rebuilding our economy.

SOW THE STUPID AND REAP THE TEA!