Beyonce Goes Back to School

I got 2 Gold Stars on my homework!!!

Looks Like Beyonce has been watching all those Brown Mackie or University of Phoenix commercials and has become inspired. Wait...Beyowulf would have actually had to finish high school to even worry about college. Our little scholar dropped out at age 15 to terrorize the world with scream singing and pelvis grinding. We do know she can work a computer and can use the Internet. That's where she steals all her video concepts, lyrics, dance routines, costumes, lighting, and the songs themselves.

At this point she couldn't even get into clown college, though she looks like Bozo most of the time. We all know she isn't the brightest bulb on the tree as evidenced by her book report/ love letter to the FLOTUS. Her lack of ability to draft a letter, a simple letter was laid bare for the entire world to see. How are you 30 and can't write a cogent letter? It read as if a fifth grader wrote it, not a 30 year old who made it to high school and had private tutors.  Here is a copy of the laughable letter, get your gag reflex ready:

Empty Headed

Is this letter or book report about Michelle or addressed to Michelle? Let's count the number of times Beyowulf uses the word "she" in this grand opus, no doubt jockeying for a role to yodel at the next inaugural ball. She jumps from talking to Michelle and then she talks about Michelle, even though she begins with a salutation to Michelle. You learn these things in Elementary school. Beyowulf mentions that Michelle nurtures her family and looks out for millions in "so many ways", yet doesn't elaborate on the so many ways. I guess the ways are so numerous that she couldn't name them all. Naming the most obvious "Lets Move" campaign since the commercials literally comes on every 10 minutes might be too challenging, but I bet Beyonce knows when each of her idiotic commercials comes on when she is slinging her weave but is trying to sell hair dye to people that are truly brain dead. Her book report would've been graded an F and it warranted an twitter response. Sasha and Malia, truly kids, could write better than this. Yet, there are college classes being taught on Beyonce and this idiot can't draft a letter, a simple letter on a website. 

It's not just me saying that she is stupid, an Egyptologist said so when she visited Egypt. Beyonce was touring Egypt and left popular Egyptologist, Zahi Hawass, pissed off because of her lack of knowledge and unwillingness to learn: Egypt’s chief Egyptologist Zahi Hawass allegedly called Beyowulf a “stupid person” during her brief tour of the Giza pyramids, writing in al-Shorouk newspaper, Summer al-Gamal said that Hawass became fed up with the pop star’s attitude after she did not show the interest Hawass felt was deserved of the pyramids. Just confirm to the Arabs that we are all idiots...

According to Gamal, during Hawass’ self-guided tour, he said “I showed her the Sphinx and I gave her a book on King Tutankhamen,” but then his anger and frustration made its way to the forefront.

“Then he stopped being diplomatic and said in anger, ‘she’s a stupid person and she doesn’t understand a thing and she doesn’t want to understand,’” wrote Gamal. Sounds about right...we learned about the Sphinx and King Tut in our 5th or 6th grade world history class and she still doesn't know?

Beyonce, I guess Michelle put your remedial, basic letter on the fridge with a magnet and gave you 3 gold stars. Yeah you got millions thanks to your dad and plagiarism, but for the love of God, this is the best we can do? The excuse that this letter was cute and informal is bull, because if that's the case it shouldn't have been put online where your gross stupidity wouldn't be on full display. I find it endlessly insulting that the richest people, especially women, are typically idiots, mesmerizing idiots, and Beyonce is the QUEEN B. 

I don't know what grade she needs to repeat, but I think she should start at Elementary School and work her way up. If she knew her alphabet or multiplication table, I would be shocked. "I don't understand" should be the name of her next song, while she stares blankly at the screen, so long as she gyrates in a corset, it will be a hit.

I'm Lost

Beyonce Studies Class to be Taught in an Actual University

Fag hag's rejoice...

Do these glasses make me look smart?

A university is actually dedicating an entire course to analyze the star's impact on gender studies, music and western culture. "Politicizing Beyonce" is available to corrupt your child's mind and twist the bounds of feminism at Rutgers University.

As part of the establishment’s Department Of Women and Gender Studies, the course is ran by a Kevin Allred, an admitted fan of the entertainer, whose work has been aligned with fourth wave feminism for some time.

Allred explained: This isn’t a course about Beyoncé’s political engagement or how many times she performed during President Obama’s inauguration weekend.

Hide my shame

She certainly pushes boundaries. (her ever expanding thighs). While other artists are simply releasing music, she’s creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona. Oh please, Beyonce doesn't just release music? What are her songs about? Sex. Oh yeah, what a big difference than the rest of the artists out there. The only difference between her, Rihanna or Katy Perry is that she has a tighter lip sync and she puts forth a greater amount of effort in her performances.  (granted they are stolen performances) ...between this and the Jay-Z class at Rutgers we can learn about the entire Carter family...all but the surrogates womb that Beyonce stole and the con job she tried to play on the world pretending she was pregnant in the shortest pregnancy known to man.  We wonder why the American education system is going to hell with classes like this being offered. 

Who needs a class on Jay-Z? He has been ripping off Biggie and Nas for over a decade and the times when he is "original" all he says is "I'm a mogul, I got a billion dollars, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one". Then he throws in jigga my nigga, something about hova, he's on an island sipping champagne in flip flops, and he's the greatest.  We don't need a class to analyze mediocre recycled rhymes.

According to Rutgers’ website, Bey’s songs and lyrics are “used as lenses to explore American race, gender, and sexual politics” alongside works from black feminist heavyweights like Alice Walker (The Color Purple) and abolitionist Sojourner Truth. Course topics include the “extent of Beyoncé’s control over her own aesthetic, whether her often half-naked body is empowered or stereotypical, and her more racy performances as her alter ego, ‘Sasha Fierce’.”  Comparing Beyonce, the person that can't give an intelligent interview to save her life, famous for singing such deep songs like "Bootylicious, Bills, Bills, Bills and If I were a Boy", to Sojourner Truth, the pioneer that brought millions of slaves to freedom and set up the underground railroad...Yeah, I can see the comparison. A person that barely finished high school and has lyrics so profound as "I don't think you are ready for this jelly,", literally rhymes minute with minute, and really says in a song that she will leave her trifling man for another man because she can pull them like that,  has a class being taught about her in a university. Alice Walker actually wrote something, namely the Color Purple and other stories, Beyonce just shook her money maker, betrayed her band mates and got a blond weave. Will they include her plagiarisms, numerous lawsuits, lip syncing, stealing entire shows from lesser known artists, trolling youtube and myspace for songs and videos that "inspire her", horrific acting, designing poly blend hoe wear for kids that belong only in a Walmart or a swap meet and how she set's women back 200 years with her smut act. How being as stupid and slutty as you can, but convincing people that you are classy has somehow become the new female empowerment is amazing. Brains and articulateness have been replaced with crotch grinding, sparkles and high heels. Sasha Fierce, basically the period when Beyonce could dress up like a drag queen and be as slutty as possible, was pretty much the dumbest crap ever and she jumped on the band wagon after other artists came up with the "alter ego" idiocy. Another celeb with multiple personality disorder, Shawn needs to watch his camel, before Sasha gets a hold of it with those cottage cheese thighs.

I wonder if Shawn goes up to Bey/Sasha and asks her

Shawn(voice)-”Hey Beeeeeeyyy…..are you Sasha or Beyonce tonight?”

Bey(voice)-”Baby you know i’m only Sasha for my fans……you know i do that because Beyonce is shy Beyonce never does those nasty moves and Beyonce will never dress like that”. 

I see she has a great Brazilian, guess you have to keep it neat where the camel eats.

This corset got this popeye's held in

This is a pretentious glorification of a nauseating career built on a house of cards of shrewd maneuvers by greasy rooster beak nose Matthew Knowles and using her vajajay to hypnotize single women into thinking that by doing that stupid dance that somehow they were showing solidarity instead of grand stupidity and pathetic-ness. 

Yet another example of why they are beating us...

Beyonce Caught Stealing from Other Artists...AGAIN

“Ain’t nobody gon’ want us to go to their shows — because we gon’ take everything! Everybody does [say that".

– Beyonce speaking to her choreographer Frank Gatson in newly surfaced footage from 2006 [watch]. The footage was filmed during a dance rehearsal the day before Bey’s show stopping VMAs performance, for which she was criticized over for blatantly copying both Britney Spears entrance and outfit from her 2003 AMA’s performance, and Janet Jackson’s “Rhythm Nation” dance break from her Velvet Rope tour.
At least it’s nice to know that Beyonce has a sense of humor over her lack of integrity. All we can do for her at this point is to keep her in our prayers.


The act of plagiarizing: the copying of another person's ideas, text, or other creative work, and presenting it as one's own, especially without permission...

Probably the most boring, manufactured, overrated artist in history has made it big in recycling music, lyrics, choreography, style, video concepts, visuals, you name it, on being a cess pool. Beyonce is nothing but a walking land fill in the music industry with an active YouTube account.

Every song, every so called video, is "inspired" by someone else. The most godforsaken song that was allegedly "the greatest video of all time" according to the King in his own mind and his nut riders, Kanye West, was inspired by a song called "Walk it Out" by Bob Fosse. It was the exact same format, 3 people dancing in black and white with one take. Oh how original Beyowulf...that warranted the mic snatch from Kanye, that maybe was why she sat there looking stupid when the mic snatch happened, because she knew that she stole the concept from someone else. How about her Crazy in Love Choreography? Straight Shakira, baby, even down to the hip roll, belly dancing, the curly blond hair, hip popping and that strange bird flapping thing. Everyone knows Shakira was belly dancing back in like 2000 when the Latin invasion first hit the states, so now Beyowulf is belly dancing? Please...Oh yeah that mic behind the head thing is Shakira's too. Sorry Beyowulf. Pulling your card on that, you  plastic piece of trash.

"If I were a Boy", probably God's screeching punishment to the world, was stolen from a young girls myspace named BC Jean. Was this subject matter so complex that she couldn't come up with this on her own? Every girl has had this conversation, every 28 days in fact, but Beyonce isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and we all know that nappy lace front is a bit tight after years and years of abuse.

She adds herself to songs she doesn't write, if she can in fact write, the jury is out on that. "Cater 2 you", how fun, they changed the "to" to an "2", to make it cool, a song on her "Beyonce and them album", was initially registered to Ricky Allen but then she just stuck her grubby paws on there so she could get royalties and she didn't write one note. Classy.

Beyowulf even stole from British songstress Chrisette Michelle. What's wrong? Did she remind you to much of Jennifer Hudson and the Oscar that you were supposed to win? Singer Chrisette Michelle has said that the R'n'B cut taken from Beyonce's 'I Am...' project was actually supposed to be recorded for her album, but she gave it to Beyonce - however the song credits only include the names of only producers Elvis Williams, Harold Lilly and Beyonce Knowles. To much "Ego", not enough integrity.

Beyonce has admitted that the dance moves in her latest single 'Countdown' have been inspired by Belgian choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker's 1983 piece 'Rosas danst Rosas'. "Clearly, the ballet Rosas danst Rosas was one of many references for my video Countdown. It was one of the inspirations used to bring the feel and look of the song to life," says the scholar.

Really? Was Kylie Minogue's glove an inspiration to that metal glove in "Single Ladies" which made all these stupid girls in the club wave their hands around in the air like a bunch of freaking fools, yelling, " all single ladies, all single ladies", like that was supposed to be something to be happy about. A bunch of pathetic women shouting together while the rich and successful heifer screeching and yodeling is making them feel better about being pathetic, single old maids. I would rather dance to the freak hoe song than the "single ladies" song. This wasn't a female empowerment song. This was a "if you're pathetic and you know it raise your hand", song.



Survivor wasn't hers, she didn't write it, she got a copy right AFTER she got sued. But that's what she always does, have someone else write the song, or shoot the video, that she is "inspired" by, copies it frame by frame, claims that she wrote everything, then when she is called out for theft, she admits, "oh, I was inspired by a YouTube video." Her thief card has been called for stealing from Khia's ghetto "My Neck My Back", I mean seriously...how low can we go? Oh, we stole a power point presentation from an Italian earlier this year for her stupid "who run the world" nonsense. Beyowulf, if you don't have anything to contribute of your own, then it's time to let it go. Or do you think that because you have a billion dollars as your Joe Camel husband likes to brag in each and every boring "Blue Print" album, that you can do whatever you like without even worrying about it? This is how bad her stealing is, she has stolen designs for her lame House of Dereon line and has been sued for that. I mean come on. Is her perfume being sued for intellectual property, is she knocking off Red Door or White Diamonds? How sad is it that Rihanna copies Beyonce. She doesn't even know where Beyonce's "inspiration" comes from.

At the inauguration she said that the President made her want to be "smarter" well at least she knows she isn't smart and that's the first step to getting help. We have known for years that she isn't smart, a fact that is painfully obvious everytime she opens her mouth. At Obama's inauguration in 2008, she even tried to give a "performance" about how happy she was to be performing and tried to invoke tears that never quite came, maybe she should have cut some onions because we all know she can't act. We know she can screech like a tortured cat while sticking her vajajay out at the camera while she shakes a padded derriere in a leotard with a wind machine blowing her lace front. She is a master at illusion. People think she is singing live while she is lipsynching. She is so talented in comparison to who is out now. She is the best in an industry with no standards, no talent, no effort, and an over reliance on cliches. Today's music, if repeating the same line is called music, is made for 10 year olds. All they have heard was rubbish all their lives, they have no reference points.

That is why Beyonce is queen of celebrities, She's Queen Bee. Musicians no longer exist, only hyped up gangster bitches and professional butt shakers. Just let the bright colors and the bright lights hypnotize us from the terrible crap going on onstage. The talented one's die or have their work stolen by padded rump shakers like Beyowulf. I can only see you as the marginally talented, dumbed down blow up doll and pissed on by big bizness/ black greasy rooster father  and soon to be local 86 year crack cocaine would be baronesses pathetic excuse of fashion designer mother of yours. Beyowulf, is nothing but a Rupual freak show, belonging in a gay club twirling pythons and juggling torches. But then again, she wouldn't be boring...

Beyonce, singer, actress (that's laughable), fashion designer (if you like cheap stripper clothing with fake fur), supernova, Gigapig and an all round stanky leg thief.

Plagiarism in the dictionary should have Beyonce added as a definition or more like changed to the definition.