Are You There God? Please Stop Picking Presidents and Congressmen

Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth.

Herman Cain, Black Walnut, Uncle Tom, Sex Offender,  and now reincarnated Moses has made the proclamation that he has been chosen, "called" if you will to run for President. "I prayed and prayed and prayed," Cain told about 100 members of the Georgia Young Republicans in Atlanta on Saturday.  It's always in the South isn't it? "I'm a man of faith, I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I'd ever done before in my life. And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"

In May, before officially announcing her candidacy, crazy eyed category 5 moron Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said that she felt a "calling" to seek the GOP nomination.

"I've had this calling and tugging on my heart that this is the right thing to do," Bachmann said.


James Dobson, leader of the Focus on the Family Cult, and one of the worst hate mongering bigots of our age, has made claims that God speaks directly to him and he knows the motivations of this entity called God. So based on Dobson, God hates women, gays, blacks, Haitians, Africans, Japanese, and anyone not white, male and rich. Most people don't know that Dobson is a psychologist and his authority comes from an ability to connect with people right at the level of their problems. This technique is employed by every cult leader in the most basic level of indoctrination.  He is a central figure in Republican politics because he is the central figure in conservative Christianity.


In video released Tuesday morning from a secret religious right-wing event titled “One Nation Under God,” Focus on the Family founder James Dobson warned Americans that if they don’t vote right-wing in 2012, they’ll be in “serious trouble” with God. I'm shaking...

 “I am most concerned about the drift away from Christian principles,” Dobson said at the media embargoed event held in late October. “Are we going to continue to honor God with the holy living that he continues to prescribe to us? If we don’t, we are in serious trouble. And right now, I think we are.”
The charlatan added: “I happen to see this particular election cycle as absolutely critical. We’re going to find out pretty quick which direction we’re going. And if it’s going to be as it was in the past, I hate to say it, but we deserve what’s coming to us.” Who did he say it to? Did He speak to you? What language? Got a CD or a stone tablet? How about a witness? You are confused, ignorant or missed a dose of some psychotropic meds. One day you will admit that pink elephants are carrying the world through space. This from the person that claimed that the September 11th attacks was because of abortion, profanity and other immorality. He thinks that strong willed children wish to be spanked and they should get there wish. (i.e. people that think differently than him, they should beaten into submission).

Dobson translation: If the Americans don't vote for the craziest anti-American Republican, then we Christians have no choice but to start shooting everyone in sight. God said so!      

Ignore for the moment the fact that America's "founding fathers" were mostly atheists, Humanists, and Deists who loathed and despised Christianity, even though most of them belonged (but did not attend) State churches. Even if the so called Reverend James Dobson's lie that the founders were neo-fascist Fundamentalist Christians such as himself were true, that does not mean America should become the theocracy Reverend James Dobson desires. 


If one wishes to see the results of Reverend James Dobson's plans for America, one need only look at the nation of Iran: there, one will see the future of the phony Reverend James Dobson's dreams. Freedom to worship as one please will be revoked, and the "real, true" version of Christianity will be inflicted upon the citizenry--- if not overtly, then covertly via "school vouchers," "equal time" for Creationism occult beliefs, and "school prayer."


Isn't it uncanny how God's view of things so closely matches the views of the self-appointed expositors of WHAT GOD WANTS!!!?? Seems to me that God should be left out of things political, so as not to make him look foolish. Didn't God supposedly tell all three of Michelle, Rick and Hermann, that each should run for president? After all, the three candidates told us that God had said so, and far be it from anyone of them to tell a lie!!! They are politicians and politicians are to be implicitly trusted.

There should be a compulsory ban on dragging God into grubby partisan politicking, and it should be an automatic expulsion from the candidate list of any hopeful who sanctimoniously informs the electorate that "God told me to run". If God gives a rat's behind about American politics when it steps on one of his admonitions and not when it affects the poor or dying, then something is seriously wrong.

This God is best left to the Old Testament, or better yet, Dr. Seuss.

Harold Camping Apologizes For Lying to The Gullible

It may come as no shock to anyone that the world did NOT end on the predicted date of 10/21/11 by false prophet and charlatan Harold Camping. After making 20 years of false predictions, Camping has decided to throw in the towel and retire. Camping seemed merely "disappointed" by his failed predictions, now racked with bad feelings that he is no longer in a position to lead the ministry.  Most people who predict stuff like this all the time end up in a fancy white jacket in a padded room where medications are used to sedate and anesthetize.  I guess the millions he made exploiting those with a low IQ prevents him from going to a loony-bin.  

In an audio message posted on Camping's Family Radio website, the 90-year-old mental patient told his sheep that the Rapture did not occur October 21 because it was ultimately God's will. "He could have stopped everything if He had wanted to," he said. Yeah, just like a genie in a lamp, just rub it and make a wish and there you go. Maybe God doesn't like you, thought about that?

In addition, he admits that his calculations were wrong and tells his followers that "we should be very patient about this matter. At least in a minimal way we are learning to walk more and more humble before God." Well, we know your calculations were wrong, because the rapture didn't happen, the three times you claimed it would. I bet he did the budget for Herb Cain's 9-9-9 plan. How much patience do people need? 20 years of lies? 2000 years? He said he cracked the Bible code, whatever that means, and KNEW when the world was going to end, even if the Bible explictly states that there is no pre-tribulation rapture. If there were one, along with Jesus returning to fight the forces of the anti-christ described in Revelation, that would have Jesus being on earth 3 times, not twice. Pre-tribulation rapture is a theory that was based on the fantasy of 3 different people and just repeated as part of Protestant Judeo Christian myth. Learning about this isn't that difficult, it requires a simple internet search which takes all of 15 seconds.

Camping also apologized for a controversial comment saying that God had stopped saving people who did not believe in his May 21 spiritual judgment day predictions. Camping points out that believers must continue studying the Bible, praying, and remembering that God is in charge.

Where is his faith? He should have continued predicting the end of the world. He would eventually have gotten it right or have died. His mistake was making the date too soon. I hope the next "prophet" does a better job. maybe add some magic underwear or something.  

So, it seems that the post rapture looting is out, I really wanted some Louboutins for the low. Is he refunding the money that he fleeced from his gullible followers that sold their homes, liquidated their bank accounts and made complete fools of themselves on national television. Just like most other Christian fundamenta­list ministers, he is a gigantic fraud. If only the public would also recognize the other charlatans like Ted Haggard, Joel Osteen, Jerry Falwell, John Hagee, Jimmy Swaggart and the rest of the starting line up on the TBN (the blasphemy network) are just as phoney as Camping, this world would be a better place.  

The only good news in this comedy of errors is that the jerk is over 90 years of age and can hardly enjoy the fruits of his blasphemou­s endeavors. It should be a mortal sin to act or speak in such a way so as to pretend to be somehow officially connected with "God." On the other hand, there will always be suckers in this world who will buy any line of "bull" if it gives them hope.

Blasphemy­: the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.  

The next so called "prophet" needs to have rocks placed in his or her pocket and thrown in the ocean, if he or she drowns then they are false prophets. If they float, then they are prophets, but since we won't be sure of which deity they speak for, they should be burned at the stake. I got dibs on the marshmallows!

I have half a mind to sue this guy, we were promised a bunch of raptures and we never got one. I'm saddened, disappointed, shattered and not to mention raptureless.

Herman Cain Says Obama Not Black Enough

So Now the President Isn't Black Enough ....

"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"

Herman Cain is a Magnum Dopus that he somehow comes off as perversely admirable to the republicans. I think? Adding to his resume of freedom fighter and bad pizza maker, he is now speaking for the entire BLACK CONSCIOUSNESS and informed head bull frog bigot Neil Boortz, the loon that said the President was the worst thing since 9/11, the newest crackpot quote of the day. No stranger to delusions, Cain stated that he could beat Obama in a general election, which is laughable, he also claimed,  "[Obama's] never been a part of the black experience in America,".  Let me add, that Cain calls the President of the United States "Cornbread" so I'm not really sure why he's trying to be the new Martin Luther King. He did sort of skip participation in the Civil Rights protests and he didn't go to Vietnam, deciding to wait for his number to come up in the draft rather than volunteer for service. Perhaps Cain is unaware that this term of endearment literally means a pile of crumbs and is an insult or he simply uses cognitive dissonance as a coping mechanism to shield himself from his own self loathing.

Barack Obama isn't black enough or can't understand the so called black experience? How does he figure? He has black skin! Does he think because he is of mixed race and was raised by his WHITE mother that he somehow had it easy? Living in Hawaii, does Cain know they are prejudiced as hell in Hawaii? Does he know that blacks and educated blacks in an all white environment are like a fabled white elephant? Does he know that blacks that have socialized primarily with whites have a hard time relating to blacks, not by choice or by lack of trying, but because of preconceived notions the blacks have against them? Does he know what it feels like to be a part of both worlds but never belonging or being fully accepted by either? This man had to have plenty of black experiences just walking down the street with his mother and grandparents. He had to prove himself academically in prep school, Columbia, and Harvard Law. Not only aren't there that many blacks, but there are even less rich blacks at Ivy League Schools, so what is Cain talking about? Glad to see the cultural self loathing play out on the national stage. This coming from a man who isn't a part of the current black experience­...He's not struggling­, he's not suffering. He said it was poor people's fault they were poor.  

Mr. Cain must have been living in another planet ... well away from that "Black Experience­" if he missed the fact that there's been a surge in white supremacy groups, race-based political rhetoric, intense questionin­g of a man's Nationalit­y, Faith and Friendship­s because he was black and even the most disrespect shown to a President by elected officials in Washington because he was black ... 
If Obama never had a so called "black experience" in his life, which is absolute nonsense, then he is having one now.

I have one question to pose to Herb Cain about this black thing: "What relevance does the black experience have to do with being President of the United States of America?" If he was running for President of the NAACP, then I would see this being important. Does he want to be King of Blacks and he is seeking to dethrone the usurper Obama who is the African/ American/ Kenyan/ Muslim who wants to make us sit on the front of the bus and Cain wants to make us sit on the back of the bus? Cain, who comes off with an elitist attitude will never get blacks, much less a majority of the country to vote for him, we just need him to understand that. No one wants to have a black cowboy president that every time he speaks loses more credibility.  Just another case of the pot calling the kettle not black enough.  

Cain has latched on to the fact that the Tea Party set likes it when their blacks talk in a soothing Southern voice reminiscen­t of old Uncle Ben who used to work on their grandpappy­'s property and bashes other blacks and tells them "dontcha worry none, Ms. Scarlet, cuz everythang is gonna be awright!" He is Clayton Bixsby reincarnat­ed this time as a rich wanna-be politician­ who will never be President. Sorry Cain, the"Magic Negro", you are Michael Steele's replacement only because he made the tragic mistake of thinking for himself.

Herman Cain can say what he wants about me and my ENTIRE ethnicity, but he isn't worthy to be elected to office of the dog catcher. It's funny that Republicans know more about being black than a black guy. Seriously -- Herman Cain is a successful black man, but that doesn't negate Obama's success as a black man! He's the first Black President of the United States in history. They have to own everything -- and they have the unmitigated gaul to look down on Obama because he's not really black? That is hilarious!  

When we dream, numbers often appear upside down. So Cain's 999 plan is more like 666, I think we found the Anti-Christ, but he might be too stupid as well as too dark.

Herman Cain Plays the Race Card Then Denies It

He isn't playing with a full deck either...

Following a Washington Post report that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's family hunting camp in Texas once had the word "Niggerhead" painted on a large rock at its entrance, the Perry campaign is scrambling to control the damage. What were they hunting? Slaves?

The word on a rock was painted over and obscured many years ago." Why was it there in the first place? Apparently the racial slur was still visible throughout the '80s and "as recently as this summer." Why was that rock allowed to remain after the 19th century and it be viewed as okay?

Fellow Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain (Herb Cain) who is now neck and neck with Perry, according to a recent Fox News poll, took the opportunity on Sunday to call Perry "insensitive" for his handling of the situation. This grave injustice, coming from newly dubbed freedom fighter  and real life Uncle Ruckus caricature. He stated: "There isn't a more vile, negative word than the 'n word,' and for him to leave it there as long as they did is just plain insensitive to a lot of black people in this country," he said during an interview on "Fox News Sunday." Insensitiv­e? It's downright racist! I can just see the good ole boys sitting around drinking, telling jokes, burning crosses...­..Yee haw, good times!

His comments angered several in conservative opinion media. Matt Lewis of The Daily Caller called his comments at best "premature" and at worst "highly irresponsible."  Premature? Slavery ended with the Immancipation Proclomation and that was in the the BEGINNING OF THE 20TH CENTURY. I think we have more Republican revisionist history. If this is "premature" I would hate to see late. How is it that supporting a country that was created in the 60's is just fine and something that we have to defend to the last man, but slavery and racial insensitivity is somehow premature. They historical scholar went on to say: "It was a cheap shot, and, perhaps is a signal that Cain is willing to play the race card against a fellow Republican when it benefits him," he wrote. Influential conservative blogger Erick Erickson wrote on RedState, "It also seems to be a slander Herman Cain is picking up and running with as a way to get into second place."

The Perry campaign responded to the revelations about the rock by saying that his father painted over the word shortly after leasing the land. "Mr. Cain is wrong about the Perry family’s quick action to eliminate the word on the rock, but is right the word written by others long ago is insensitive and offensive,” Ray Sullivan, communications director for Perry’s campaign, told The Washington Post. "That is why the Perrys took quick action to cover and obscure it." Let me put my hip boots on, there is a lot of b.s. going on and I don't want to get my Cynthia Vincent bootie's dirty.

Cain distanced himself further from his comments on Monday. "I really don't care about that word," he said. "They painted over it. End of story! I accept Gov. Perry's response on that." Yes, the slave masters popped you and you had to get in line. I wonder, how can a person who openly discriminates against Muslims and says that Blacks are brainwashed for voting Democrat and that they can't afford to vote Republican now become the lightning rod for Civil Rights? That's like Hitler fighting for Jewish rights. Herb/ Uncle Ruckus went to Trump tower and saw the comb over plantation slave master to ask for his blessing and to kiss his ring. It appears he was beaten, had his foot chopped off and re named "Toby". Maybe he was delivering a hemlock laced substandard pizza in order to get more authenticity from the owners or the job creators. Didn't this clown say that segregatio­n wasn't a big deal? "The water tastes the same in the colored and white fountains, what's the big deal?" I swear that was the quote..or very close to it. Man this GOP field is fun. Herb Cain makes me want to projectile vomit! He has been the most active race bater of this group, which in completely bizarre without even mentioning the obvious. Well...I already mentioned it.

Sounds like Cain got spanked by the white folks who own the tent! How dare a black man criticize a white man for insensitiv­ity toward black people. He's slowly learning. It doesn't matter how rich you are, you are still black and they will bring you black in line. No matter what card he plays, the day he gets the GOP nomination is the day that pigs literally grow wings and fly. I will personally send everyone in America $100 if that occurs.  A Cain candidacy is as likely as a my Shih-Tzu learning to talk, fly an F-16, marry Angelina Jolie and win the Superbowl. Rihanna has a better shot of singing and dancing live fully dressed than Herb/ Ruckus/ Toby actually winning the Republican nomination.

Does this mean that Herman Cain will not be invited to the picnic under the big oak tree at the Perry compound? Somebody should warn him not to participate in the lasso contest, he may end up in the tree on a branch...­.

Lesson: Black and Republican = Just take the insults, tap dance and smile.

Is Cain Able to carry this Republican nomination? His chances are between zero and not!