In Defense of Gwyneth Paltrow

This criticism is directed towards those black people who say the word "nigga" freely or have no issue with it unless it comes from the mouth of a non-black person. If you do not condone the use of the word by anyone, regardless of race or ethnicity, then the "hypocrite" label does not apply to you.



The most boring actress second to Maniston has caused quite the controversy this past week. We know that she isn't known to relate to us poor working class commoners despite her sanctimonious diatribes about relating to poor people so it came as quite a shock that she was basically making out with various black pop and hip hop artists in the last few years. Whether it has been to make herself seem a little less annoying or more cool can't be determined, but needless to say, she has been on the fast track to black town and been doing too much tweeting and blogging. So when Princess Gwen tweeted a picture of herself onstage with Kanye West and her BFF Jay-Z during a performance in France and captioned it “N**gas in Paris, for real…” The media and twitter verse immediately jumped the shark and condemned the pampered talentless actress, whose best work was "Shallow Hal". Gwen's explanation was plausible, it's the name of the song. Which it is...

Singer, Terius “The Dream” Nash also came to the Gwyneth’s defense, initially absorbing blame for the tweet…

So, let me suspend my disbelief for a second to believe that you were drunk tweeting a photo of you and Gwen on the stage and you typed Niggas in Paris for Real on her phone, but sent it on her twitter account. But then, you had to clear it up on your twitter account because of course you don't have her phone anymore or want your friend to take so much heat from the media and the blogs. Where are the Niggas that authored the song for her defense? Why are they speaking out on her behalf? Guess friendship among A Listers isn't even free.

How about this, the aristocrat Gwyneth Paltrow was hanging with one rapper way past his prime who can only talk about how much money he has and the fine bitch in his house and who uses "Jigga My Nigga" as one of his many lame monikers, along with another dude that yells profanity in a microphone and every other word he says is "nigga". Please put the civil rights sirens down for a more worthy cause and let Reverand AL's pressed perm rest for a weekend. From two niggas they say nigga allot, no one was upset until the white woman said it and it's the bloody title of the song. What's messed up, is that the idiotic song was a mega hit and there was no public outcry about the song title or misogynistic undertones. That song was a thin reference to Amber Rose. Her stripper name was Paris and the rest is self explanatory. But let this boring blond tweet the title of the song from "jigga my nigga", and yeezy (he got nigga in his alter ego some where), yet they call Watch the Throne a classic. How I can't really say, it's more of the same crap but a different day from those two. Jay-Z does what he always does, raps about being a billionaire, how he used to sell drugs, bought something for 2 and sold it for 5, how he is on permanent vacation, lays on the beach drinking ciroc, something about New York, something about Big, now he is fresh and got the President on speed dial and how we need to be scared of his next move, Beyonce is going to screech on a chorus, something about Brooklyn, something about wearing black, something about being a mogul and making various inarticulate, almost gutteral sounds like "shea and Uh uh uh." Kanye is going to do his recycled raps from previous albums, throw random lines together along with movie and prime time tv references that literally make no sense. He will get what sounds like a mega phone and yell profanities and name drop fashion lines, celebrities and people he has slept with and then lament as to why people think he is a jackass then brag about his Maybach or Lion skin rug.

If you want to be upset at anyone, be upset at Jay Z and Kanye, not the Princess for crafting such an ignorant song , and be mad at yourselves for purchasing it and shucking and jiving to the beat.

Beyonce' Named Worlds Most Beautiful, and She's Still an Idiot

People magazine has once again given the arbitrary award of "World's Most Beautiful Woman".  By what standard I wonder...By who's, that question is not answered and no one seems to care as we get into the shilling and pimping of out of Baby Camel. She states, "I feel more beautiful than I've ever felt because I've given birth," Oh please...You haven't looked more beautiful...you have been walking around in jacked up pants, and wack outfits.

Super Ugly

 The superstar singer and her husband Jay-Z welcomed their daughter in January, in the quickest pregnancy known to man and Beyonce said she's "never felt so connected, never felt like I had such a purpose on this earth... She's just the cutest thing.” What else is she supposed to say? Every parent thinks their kid is cute. I know people personally who have kids that look like something that I have scraped off  the bottom of my shoe and they think they're kid is the cutest thing. No parent says or can admit, that their beloved child looks like the elephant man. They can look like afterbirth, and they are still "cute", to their parents. If that kid truly has Sean Carter's DNA and I doubt it, that child will be unattractive and only her bank account will make her so called cute. Not even Beyonce' can filter out that much ugly.

The 30-year-old scholar also revealed that she sings unique lullabies to little Blue, and claimed to actually “love" changing diapers. Yeah...everyone loves smelling poop, especially baby poop. How about I smell poop.

 And as for which parent Blue most resembles, Bey would only say that "she looks like Blue. She's her own person." Translation: Sean's features are becoming prominent and it's too much ugly coming out earlier than predicted.
"The best thing about having a daughter is having a true legacy," she continued about her bundle of joy. "The word 'love' means something completely different now." Because, being sequestered away all her life and never experiencing anything she has no life experiences, which is apparent when she sings/ screams. So maybe that means deeper songs than being bootylicious or being a Diva. We can hope, but I doubt it. It depends on how long she has to search the Internet and how good her Internet connection is.

This my friends is all the more reason to not purchase People Magazine. A person with no personality, no ability to hold a conversation, no ability to hold an interview, no ability to write a letter, or do much of anything but scream, wear a blond weave, steal, fake smile, and get airbrushed. Does being rich make you beautiful? J.Lo somehow became the worlds most beautiful last year and this year Beyowulf finagled her way into winning. This should be called Flavor of the Month and this year it's me, it's not like they actually sent an envoy to every continent to have a beautiful woman contest judged by Tyra and the homosexuals that she fired. This was some arbitrary celebrity popularity contest. This is a complete joke, it has been shown over and over that she is mean, spiteful, greedy and selfish, sort of the antithesis of beautiful. So...this is sort of a fail. 

Hey People, why don't you actually try to look for an actual REAL PERSON that can string together two sentences, works, doesn't spend an average person's salary on hair and makeup and doesn't have photos taken that airbrush out every flaw. 

Beyonce' The most Beautiful Person in the World...Wonder what that cost her?

Beyonce and Jay-Z Welcomes Baby, The World Still Spins

Let me grab my pillow

Beyowulf and Joe Camel have unleashed unholy hell into the world or welcomed a precious bundle of joy Saturday, depending on your point of view. Beyonce allegedly gave birth a month early, via C-Section at an undisclosed location, actually they rented an entire floor at a hospital for 1.3 Million. How is that for our hard earned dollars that we gave them to hear Jay-Z say the same wack lines he has been saying since 95 and Beyowulf screeching, seizing and plagiarizing? That was the fastest pregnancy in the world wasn't it? She just announced the grand, earth shattering news in September at the VMA's, the cesspool of music award shows. Somehow this news was the most shocking phenomenon in the world and everyone forgot everything that they learned in 5th and 6th grade about the reproductive cycle. Or maybe they thought the stork still drops by along with Peter Pan, Tinkerbell and that little pig from the Geico commercial. Either way, a pregnant female is hardly unusual or interesting, other than the fact a human is carrying a camel's offspring. Now maybe we can stop talking about the worlds FIRST pregnancy...

9 months? Stomach is smaller than announcement night

Beyonce is a known thief in the industry. She doesn't just steal songs, she steals costumes, lighting, wigs, video concepts, etc...somehow, I think this baby is stolen. She has probably been casing hospitals to see which one's have the least amount of security and then when no one is looking, put the baby in her lace front. Another scenario, is that this kid is a result of a surrogate, which is highly probable. Beyowulf's stomach gets larger or smaller depending on the day of the week, or the pillow that she stuffs up there, and we all know she gains weight if she eats one donut much less carrying a half camel half human hybrid. If they did adopt or use a surrogate, that's fine, just stop lying or insulting our intelligence. We all know that Beyonce can't count past 10 (the number of fingers she has), but we all know that a baby takes longer than 6 months to carry.


Oh well, again, it's totally irrelevant, because if she stole that kid like she does everything else in life, or borrowed someone else's womb, it doesn't change the sheer idiocy of the kids name.
Ivy Blue or Blue Ivy. We all know that Beyonce is not the sharpest knife in the drawer and must be unaware that ivy is in fact green, but why would they intentionally name a child something that sounds like a villain from Batman? Seriously, the name sounds like a poisonous bad rash that will send us all to the hospital. Blue Ivy, how cute, until she turns 6. Do celebrities ever grasp the seriousness and gravity of naming a child? Welcome to the club of insufferable names, Love, Apple, Moses, Banjo, Pilot Inspektor, Moxie Crimefrigh­ter, Peaches, Tigerlilly­,  Rumor, Denim, Rein Beau...

So we know Ivy means poison and Blue is probably a reference to Jay-Z's increasingly irrelevant Blueprint albums, so this is a crying, pooping billboard saying stay away from Blueprint's, it's all worth a crappy diaper. Now Ivy can learn just what our daughters have been taught, to shake our fake padded behinds at the camera, grind on every horny male for his pleasure and entertainment, while rapping badly about how gangster his life used to be while using every filthy expression a parent can provide. Shoot for the stars...

Twitter has been lit up and trending about the news of the first ever birth and even Rihanna took time out of her busy schedule of self promotion, weed smoking, drinking, bikini bedazzling, cruising for penis, and basking in an undeserved sense of entitlement by tweeting, "Welcome to the world princess Carter! Love Aunty Rih." How touching, what a great role model this whore will be...A goat, a camel, wolf and a cub. Someone call the zoo and tranq this entire group. You all know we are looking at the next generation of annoying child celebrities who will be thrust upon us to sing or dance like Willow and Jaden Smith. If Ivy has the acting range of Beyowulf, which is a corpulant immitation of Diana Ross and Foxy Brown, then she will be box office poison, or Ivy.

Pillow Bump

If this kid is legitimately born of or from the body of Joe Camel and Beyowulf then we must pray and hope that the kid comes out looking like the wulf and not the camel. As far as brains go, that's a toss up, there is a lot of mental dilution going on. Beyonce believes "creole" is a race, can barely hold a coherent interview and inexplicably is the face of a hair color line, while no one has seen her real hair in over a decade. All Jay-Z knows is New York, hip hop, and how to rip off Biggie and Tupac while wearing a baseball cap and pretending that he is still cool or deep. Rhyming everything with "izzo" isn't that clever unless you are comparing him to Soulja Boy.

Beyowulf will be back slanging that nappy weave enthralling millions with her leotards and corsets, shaking her padded booty while Joe Camel sits in the audience, chews on gum with those ashy lips hanging wide open and looking tragically unattractive wearing a black shirt, sunglasses and a NY baseball cap turned to the side.

Fraud

Welcome to the world, little Mayling or Poison Ivy Carter, we will see you in 10 years with an auto tuned piece of pop garbage and the world will fall off it's axis...