Showing posts with label Kanye. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kanye. Show all posts

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Yeezus Snubbed at the Grammy's Because It Sucked

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Genius or Sociopath?
Every year, the practical joke that is the Grammy's pump out their popularity awards based on nominations from the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences. One of the perpetual "victims" that always feel slighted is Kanye West. He has 21 Grammy's total for more superior work than Yeezus and he's mad that he got nominated in certain categories and not others.
 "I've been nominated for Best Album maybe three times," he told director Steve McQueen in Interview magazine. "But let's go into the fact that I have the most Grammys of any 36-year-old or 40-year-old or whatever, and I've never won a Grammy outside of the Rap or R&B categories."Maybe because your genre is rap and r&b? It could actually pass as pop...but what category is he expecting? Island? He goes on to say, "Out of all of those 21 Grammys, I’ve never won a Grammy against a white artist. So when the Grammys nominations come out, and 'Yeezus' is the top one or two album on every single list. But only gets two nominations from the Grammys. What are they trying to say? Do they think that I wouldn’t notice?"West continued, "People come to me and congratulate me on those two nominations. F--k those nominations!"



Kanye, let's be real. You were snubbed because Yeezus sounded like you were having a bowel movement at a construction site with brilliance like:"I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink
I mean damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think?"





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Huh?!

I think Jeromey Romey Romey Rome just turned into a pillar of salt from the stupidity of the above mentioned line.  It's obvious that you think way more of your talents than apparently the Academy does. This is the group that gave Eminem a Grammy for Relapse, an album so bad that he still apologizes for it and says pretend like it doesn't count. Maybe the Grammy's like most of us are Kanye Wested out. Maybe we are sick of the douchebaggery when you aren't even producing good music anymore. It was understandable when you had your breakdown when your mom died, but you went into full ass hat mode like you don't take poops like everyone else. You aren't up against white artists in Rap and R&B genre's because there are no white artists in those genre's, you dumbass. It has nothing to do with race, which is always Kanye's victim trump card. 
Kim Kardashian
Total Fiction

The Grammy's is telling you that you suck and Yeezus sucked in spectacular fashion. . You rap badly, I mean really badly, just because you are popular doesn't make you good. Just because alcohol or nicotine is popular doesn't make it good. To justify this claim, all we really need to do is consider what rap is. In the first place rap is poetry. From Kayne West's extensive library, what I read is a lot of gibberish. All his songs sound like something he scribbled on a cocktail napkin while he was high on weed with a hooker napping in an 8 ball of cocaine on his bed. Or in other words he was on a date with Kim K. 

And if we are to grade Kanye West on his written word alone, we might consider him not to be too far from a child just graduating kindergarten. Again, we must remember the main purpose of poetry is inspiration: just as a sun which does not shine is not a sun, a poem which does not inspire is not a poem at all. And I pray for the sake of us all that Kayne West is never remembered as a poet.... a gun flashing wannabe rapper maybe... but a poet, NEVER!
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt

Kanye is a god in his own delusional mind and his nut riding fans who still believe that he has talent. He believes that he will be greater than Mandela by the time he is 95. Kanye thinks that screaming profanity in a microphone puts him at the same risk as police officers. “This is like being a police officer or something, or like war or something,” Kanye West said.“Like, I’m just giving of my body on the stage; I’m putting my life at risk, literally!” Kanye West added.

Can you please give us less of yourself? Can you put your skirt and blouse away? At one point we could say, " I like Kanye's music, but I hate this prick personally." Now, with that abortion called Yeezus, I hate his so called music and I hate him. There are no redeeming qualities about this person, nothing at all. It's like he had ribs removed so that he could suck himself and he wants us all to join in but he won't even buy us dinner first. Maybe he can stomach straddling and riding Kim K on a stationary motorcycle in front of a green screen, but my gag reflex went nuts. What happened to College Dropout Kanye? The Kanye that wrote half of Jay-Z's Black Album? Who is this commercialized clone who boycotts Louis Vuitton because they won't meet with him, that has appeared and says: “I am a God.”(Jesus did wear a robe and you wear skirts)-“I am Andy Warhol.”-“I am William Shakespeare.”-“I am Michelangelo.”-“I am more relevant than Barack Obama.”(Right, the first black president vs. an ass. No comparison)-“I am a creative genius.” (Admittedly, you are a commercial genius.)-“Kim deserves a star on Hollywood Boulevard.”(She should be on a corner on Hollywood Blvd, doing what she does best, and we all know what that is)-“Kim is the modern Marilyn Monroe. She is the Mona Lisa.” (Being an overweight whore who can only be classified as a serial bride, doesn't make you Marilyn Monroe)

Kanye is a sad desperate man who has lost control of his image and his sanity. It's cool you like controversy, that's the new way that Hollywood works now, standing alone on talent just makes you talented, but not interesting. 

But make no illusions out of the haze of egocentrism that fills every atom of your vast universe, you weren't nominated for "Album of the Year", because it wasn't even album of the minute. A fart set to a bass line would've been more pleasurable to the ear than Yeezus. You are not the voice of the generation (I don't know anyone that says, "Uh, black girl sipping’ white wine. Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign)", you would not be included in the Bible if it were to be rewritten or ammended, (the fool did say that), You will never be on the level of Kurt Cobain, Hendrix, Joplin, MJ, Paul McCartney or Lenin. No one will be playing Goldigger in 5 years or Bound 2 next year. 

Sorry, Not Sorry… I’m Kanye West: 20 Things Yeezus And You Shouldn’t Apologize For

Yeezus sucked hot King Kong balls with a side of veneral disease and that's why you got 2 obligatory Grammy nominations, so dance to your paid for audience and get good reviews to punk writers that said the album was "creative", which was a kind way of saying roman tragedy. Hopefully someone will crucify this album and bury it in a tomb so it can be sent straight to hell fueled by all the boos from the few fans that you have left.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Chris Brown's misFortunate Gay Slur

Come out, come out wherever you are...




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Take It To The Head
Several words come to mind when I think of Chris Brown. Arrogant, ass, jerk off, punk, bitch made, insecure, paranoid, ill-natured, obnoxious, whiny, childish, petty, abhorrent, irksome, rotten, flippant, shallow, trivial, acrimonious, petulant, pertinacious and crusty.

When it comes to Brown, I compartamentalize him, like I suspect most normal people do with celebrities. We know that they are probably the most wretched people to meet in life and have the worst attitudes on the planet, but we listen to their music and watch their movies and judge their body of work as a separate entity from the real person. It becomes more difficult when the artist becomes over-exposed like Beyonce' was a few years ago, then the personal persona and the character merge and that's when people just can't take anymore from them. Rihanna is heading down that territory, actually went down that road a year ago, but I digress...

Breezy has never been an "artist" that I really liked or listened to. I illegally downloaded a few songs, but an entire album, no. He can dance, can't sing, at least not without auto-tune, but what artist can sing without auto-tune these days. The music that he releases can only be described as generic at best and just plain laughable at worst. Let me save you some money and tell you the theme of his latest techno dancy, R&B disaster album "Fortune", "I got money, I got women, I love to drink, I love to party till I pass out,unprotected sex is fun." The End.

In true Chris Brown fashion, he has been running his mouth on Twitter, because that's what this new crop of celebrities do to stay relevant. They tweet nonsense and "act" stupid to get attention to add money to their bank account. This latest beef is with Frank Ocean, you know the guy that came out again as being gay. Chris thought it would be fun to say, "No Homo", on his feed. Understandably, people think that this statement is homphobic and now he is on the defensive. People still say "No Homo?" Probably only closeted homos that are pretending not to be homos say it, I guess.

 
Chris Brown

My Opinion on the whole Frank Ocean subject is ......... Love who u wanna love. It's ur decision. People stop searching for BS.
Breezy, who cares about your opinion on Frank Ocean? You are the last person in the world that I would seek out for relationship advice, since YOUR record isn't quite pristine. That's like asking Oscar the Grouch to decorate my loft.


When Chris' lame pro choice tweet didn't win him over any fans, he responded with this one:


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Nicki Minaj- Stupid Hoe


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Eminem had the best song on my album...SO!


 Self Fulfilling Prophecy?




Every couple of years an artist comes out that is so annoyingly bad they validate the use of Napster, Mega upload or some other illegal file sharing program because their music is just the definition of trash and no one without a drug problem should buy it. Am I the only one that hates this slutwave artist? She got slayed by a five year old on the Rosie Show singing her idiotic song "Super Bass", that ironically has no bass in it, her album Pink Friday was the most puerile piece of trash that was vomited out since Lil Mama's ______________, insert name. She is the most annoying personality in pop music, yes pop music, she is no rapper. Her so called fashion, which is a bad knock off of Lil Kim, a dollar store Barbie, and Lady Gaga and her stupid name which was supposed to be clever, is so annoying and trashy.


Nicki Minaj's real name is Onika Tanya Maraj, so to be clever, she changed a few letters to make it sound vaguely dirty- Menage'- french for threesome. Oh Nicki how smart, what a play on words...that's just so edgy just like wearing tight clothes and having your legs wide open and declaring yourself "independent". Yes, I and the world have noooooo problems taking you seriously. No other women in music plays the hootchie game, it's just you. This is the person that claimed that she doesn't want or need to "whore" it up. Right...She's breaking down doors, how provocative, how inspiring....



Let's talk about this beef she has with Lil Kim or whomever her imaginary personalities are having beef with...You know what people who have imaginary friends, multiple personalities and alternate personas are called? Either children, defendants, mental patients or serial killers. In the beginning she was respectful and even rightly said that Kim, Foxy, etc...were her influences. Now, she is the baddest "bitch". (eyes rolling). The wordsmith said "When I grew up I saw females doing certain things, and I thought I had to do that exactly," she says. "The female rappers of my day spoke about sex a lot... and I thought that to have the success they got, I would have to represent the same thing. When in fact I didn't have to represent the same thing". Nicki you only got one album and that album should've died because it was unlistenable. The charm of Nicki is so elusive that it eludes me completely. Pink Friday literally had 3 good songs, 2 tolerable songs and the rest was trash. Romans Revenge, arguably the best song on the album was due to Eminem being on the track, but as usual, she murdered her own song with her stupid accents and retard talk.

It should've came with a disclaimer: This album not suitable for humans, may cause seizures, explicit language with adolescent children, nausea, vomiting, or lack of general entertainment.


Psychotic Barbie



This Video Hoe Barbie released a laughable video called "Stupid Hoe", which truly made no sense. I don't know if she was talking about Kim or herself. If she was talking about Kim why? Kim is sitting in a cold room trying to keep her face from melting off, why are we trying to have a catty version of Biggie vs. Tupac minus the rapping skills. Here is a taste from the master lyricist herself:




Ayo SB, whats the f-cks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
a bitch woooooooooooooooooould

[Hook]
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)
Cause I pull up in that Porsche but I aint a Rossi
Pretty bitches can only get in my posse
My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey yo, baby bop, f-ck you and your EP
Who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP?
Hmm thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
Cause these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody
hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody



What?! This is proof that Young Money has become the next Bad Boy with releasing nonsense. This video was complete with flashing lights, because that's the thing to do now, flash as many lights as possible in order to hypnotize you from the phuckery you are watching. Nicki is wearing various hoe outfits, pink wigs, godawful makeup, big anime eyes, she's even sitting up on a doll high chair (something she probably saw on Top Model). She and her fake butt pads are stuffed in a cage, and she bouces up and down and I try in vain to not lapse into a seizure.

What is the point of this video? To me, there was a hoe, she was stupid, and thus the term "stupid hoe", starring Nicki Minaj. Did I get it right? I mean she looks stupid, sounds stupid, she has a tourette syndrome, flow, and dresses and dances like a hoe. What's even more dreadful, is that they are letting this talentless strumpett perform for the Superbowl. Last year, it was the succubus Fergie, Will.I.Scam and the 2 other random guys with light up breast plates that no one knows and we know how that went. Now they get the high priced ghetto hooker? Her best work was her verse on Monster and that's probably because Kanye wrote it. This raunchy, marginally talented chick should be a tad more grateful for the 14 minutes of fame she has been given. Oh yeah, she stated in the song that she is the female Lil Wayne...yeah, mainstream brainwashed b.s. that has no meaning with garbage lyrical content. Wayne is the best in one liner rapping, but not in flowing. He has awful tone, lyrics, voice, flow, so yes, she is accurate, she is the female Weezy. Strive to be no. 1.



Nicki needs to get a life. We all know her career, if you call it one, is based on Kim's. First the swagga jacking, now the disses is getting old. Kim, this song isn't worth responding to, it's garbage of the highest level. You win, without rapping a bar, hell Rihanna wins out over this. Kim should just take a laxative, fill up a jar and mail it to Nicki and that's all that needs to be said in response to this idiotic song.


 Bubble gum has a new flavor ladies and gentleman and it's called Hoe.


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If I dress like this, maybe they won't notice my bell pepper nose