Octomom Strips for $5,000 at Florida Nightclub

 In an event dubbed the "Final Humiliation" Nadya Suleman stripped topless for $5,000 in a low rent Florida club Friday night. So stretch marks make money now?


About 400 customers showed up to see Suleman strip down to her panties to the odious sounds of Rihanna at West Park's Playhouse Gentlemen's Club, reports the Daily Mail.


The mother of 14 wore a naughty schoolgirl outfit, along with pigtails and a dominatrix outfit for the show, reports the New York Daily News.

Must Be the Money Cause It Aint Your Face

 Suleman is being sued by the owner of a rival strip club -- T's Lounge in West Palm Beach -- who claims that she promised to perform exclusively at his establishment.

Fellow strippers weren't very kind, although they appreciated the crowds. “She’s really stiff,” one told the Miami Herald. “Oh my God, she can’t dance. But it’s good for the rest of us girls because she made it a busy Friday night…” Wow, looks like she gave the strippers a bad name, since you can somehow tarnish a tramps good standing in the community.

 A low level smut figure stripping to the music of a high level smut figure, can only happen in America. Every picture of Octomom that we see lately, she has a glazed over look in her eyes. Guess you need some "herbal" or chemical courage to get on stage. Something she and her famous smut muse has in common, in addition to being stiff and unable to sing or dance... All Nadya needs is a minion to write "thug life" on her stomach and buy several pair of designer sunglasses with interchangeable wigs while telling herself she is either a rock star or a thug.    

I don't know where the biggest sinkhole is, her vajajay or her head, but someone should tell this walking science project that she isn't that good looking. There isn't enough booze, no amount of drugs, or total darkness to make this lunatic attractive. That's not just me, the 400 men that frequented the club paid an average of $20 per person. So, score one for the dog faced, mentally disturbed gremlin.

As the old white guy said at the end of that game show that is irrelevant to mention here, "Remember folks, get your pets spayed or neutered." Substitute Nadya's name for pet.

Octomom Finally Does Porn

Octomom is dead, long live Octopussy!

Call me OCTOPUSSY

Nadya Suleman, The poster child advocating for late term abortion and forced sterilization, has filed Chapter 7 Bankruptcy protection today a mere month after going on welfare and showing her manufactured death threat to the press. Surprise...

"I'm staying strong," Suleman tells guess who? A reporter. "This is something I had to do because I have made poor decisions. I have regrets but can't focus on them, I have to focus on moving forward. I have been dancing around all day with my kids. They have no idea about what is going on." You think you made poor decisions you imbecilic waste of space? 14 kids, no job, no husband, no income, yeah...poor decisions is an understatement. She needs to start a show called "Eight is Not Enough."

 Chapter 7 is the most serious form of bankruptcy, undertaken only by those in extreme circumstances. Although legal documents don't reveal how much she owes, Suleman confessed it was her only option.

"This has taken me by surprise and I hate to ask for help but I have to," Suleman says. "Everything I do is for my kids. I'm not sure about what the future holds, but my children deserve a great life and I will do whatever I have to do to make that happen." Really, her memory must be really bad and her stupidity is just baffling. I mean Beyonce and Rihanna levels of stupid...she must've forgotten the pity party website with a pay pal link to "donate" money to her and her meal ticket kids from a few years ago. I haven't. The future holds a litter of children with a pariah for a mother, they will have behavioral problems because mommy dearest is mentally ill. We are all prepared for some tell all book that will undoubtedly come out on OWN in about 15 years with a corresponding interview with runaway slave Oprah.

Are the Cameras Rolling?

Am I Getting Enough Attention? Maybe Angelina will  Hire Me?

Now, that she is broke, she has no alternative, other than porn to support her kids. Court filings have her listed as being at least $1 million dollars in debt. Among others, Suleman owes money to her father, the city's water department, DirecTV and Whittier Christian School, where at least some of her children are students. Suleman also owes more than $30,000 in rent payments on her four-bedroom house. Even your own father won't cut you slack and you have to include him in bankruptcy court documents. Why should the government help her, if her own father, half of his DNA, won't? He knows that she is full of crap and nuttier than squirrel turd. 

Do You Find Me Sexy?

The world's worst mother has agreed to participate in a solo masturbation video in order to raise funds. Is this a press notice for the best comedy or best horror film of 2012? I guess we really want to see a weak Angelina Jolie touch herself in her girly bits. However, it's not to be considered porn, "it's not porn because it's a solo mission." Oh wow...her stupidity truly makes me lose faith in humanity. What toy can this freak of nature possibly use to pleasure herself? A tree stump perhaps? News Flash: A sex act done on camera, is porn, the number of people in the scene are irrelevant. A sex act for pay is prostitution, you can't distinguish the prostitution by saying, "well it's the same gender, so it doesn't count." Who in their right mind wants to see a cheap Angelina Jolie touch herself, that thing must look like a stretched out football or a sweaty, moldy, worn out catchers mitt. Maybe Santorum was right about banning Porn when we have garbage like this coming to brown paper bags near you. 

 In her case, we need to bring back debtors prisons with a wing for botched plastic surgery and being an ass clown in general. All Octopussy wants to do is feed the fame beast and try and stay relevant. This is what happens when you horde children in order to satisfy her emotional greed as well as rank stupidity. Guess she should've taken that million when they offered it to her a few years ago when she had more shine on that celebrity star. But, somehow, it seems likely that she would be in this exact position. 

Posing topless, not porn, masturbation on film, not porn. Priceless logic, truly priceless. 

Blow the Candles Out

At least she can find some use for those collagen lips and get some cake, cake, cake, cake.

Octomom Receives Death Threats...From The Wonderful World of Disney

Cry for the breeding cartoon character...

Michael Jackson Resurrected

Now, let me preface this so called story, I believe that this is a lie and from the imagination of this moron just to keep her name in the media for attention. Unless I see handwriting samples, DNA, Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha, Krishna and a few angels take the stand the in her defense, I won't believe a word that comes out of that surgically warped mouth.

Worst Mother of The Year Photo

   According to the worst mother alive, Nadya Suleman, she was awakened to a smashed car window with an attached note, "Leave California or you will die." She is so afraid for the lives of herself and her children but she can't afford the security that she needs. "I'm terrified," Nadya of course tells a reporter. Funny that she can always muster the strength to talk to the media... She goes on to say, "When I heard the strange noises outside the house, I went back to sleep and brushed them off. But around 9:00 a.m., my neighbors told me my car window had been broken and a handwritten note left behind. I burst into tears. This is not the first time this has happened. I haven't slept for days. I'm like a neighborhood watch in my own neighborhood." What criminal leaves a handwritten death threat? I know who, Nadya Suleman. 

Trying Hard To Be Sexy and Missing The Mark

 This piece of stool postulated that this imaginary death threat may be the result of her decision to go on welfare. Really?! Who would know if she hadn't broad casted her so called plight to the world. How is her situation different than the whores on Maury? She made a foolish decision with long term consequences. She somehow paid for busted plastic surgery to look like a failed version of Angelina Jolie with disguises, wigs and bad striped t-shirts. She didn't show the police the big bad death threat, but she showed the media and of course TMZ, I smell roses, i.e. b.s. Why should anyone want to waste any time trying to harm her? 

Angelina? Not on My Best Day!

"I hope to be off welfare in a few months. I will do whatever I have to for my kids," Nadya says. "It doesn't make sense for me to get a job now, as every penny I earn will go to childcare. But now I have the extra worry of safety. I can't afford to hire security and I have no one but myself to look after my kids. I'm very, very frightened." How does that make sense? Getting a job doesn't make sense, therefore I will go on welfare so the government and taxpayers will pay for them? Yet, I will do whatever I have to for my kids, that is everything except work, because that is economically unfeasible because I have to hire security and the only way I can pay them is with the left over ovaries that I have in my uterus. Maybe I can pay them with wishful thinking or maybe Brad Pitt will be confused and think that I am really Angelina Jolie, Joker or Batman and some singing mice will come out of my butt.

Why hasn't CPS removed these kids? They come in when a kid makes too many 911 calls, but when there is more than enough evidence of gross negligence and a deranged, fame whoring mother blatantly profiteering from their kids worse than J.Lo, Beyowulf and any other celeb she wolf parent yet here, nothing happens. 

Call the porn producer, get it over with. Plus, she get's SSI on some of these kids because some are disabled, so she is already pimping the system, now she wants more. 

Bozo The Clown

Someone tell her she has a Vag and not a clown car.

Nadya Suleman Compares Kids to Animals

Mom of the Year!

Here's more evidence—if anyone needed it—I know I don't, why having 14 kids might not be such a great idea and why we should dislike this media whore more than we already do,  Octomom Nadya Suleman has gone completely 'round the bend', revealing she "hates babies," calling her older children "animals," and confessing that she often considers suicide.

“I hate babies, they disgust me,” she tells In Touch magazine. I think we can say that the feeling is mutual and that you disgust the country and world at large. No doubt when your kids grow up, they will be supremely embarrassed by having you as a mother...This waste of space continues: “My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.” The single mom complains she's flat broke and that her life is a constant struggle. Maybe she shouldn't have fired that FREE nanny service from a few years ago. MORON!
“I have no money to pay for the children’s school, food, or the mortgage," she reveals, according to the Daily Mail. But you had enough to go shopping at BEBE and spend $150K on clothes for YOURSELF!

 "The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor—anything to get peace and quiet. Some days I have thoughts about killing myself. I cannot cope.” She adds: “ Obviously I love them, but I absolutely wish I had not had them.”

Regret one kid, sure. Chock it up to a drunken night at the club, youth, being foolish, ok. But fourteen and you were a full grown adult who had invitro to get pregnant? No. No. HELL'S TO THE NO. She artificially conceived every child, it's not like a case of the Duggar's where she is popping out an inbred once a year. This moron went to a clinic, had fertilized embryo's implanted into her womb...That's not an easy, quick or cheap procedure. That's what rich white people, celebrities, and gays do. Why do you think all these celebrties over 40 have twins? They bought them the same way this loon bought her 14. The only difference is, J.Low and Mimoo can afford them. A cat's a better mother than this...person. She needs to get with Kanye and Jay-Z and cut an album since they all about the money, she got lips like a sister and she trashy, so Kanye should fall in love. She was offered $1Million to do porn, so since she is broke looks like she need to get to work and get on that "pole", forget your pride. It's obvious you have none.

With the Brat Pack

Boo hoo...these were things that should've been considered BEFORE you had the 8 kids. Is it just me or this woman screaming for attention. To even consider being implanted with 8 embryos when you have 6 children, and three have disabilities at home is a cry for help. What kind of cold heart self- centered person does this. She thinks it is a OK to live off of student loans and food stamps and the children's disability.  I think it is child abuse of the the worst degree.You knew 6 were hard to take care of, so adding 8 more wouldn't have been easier in bizzaro land. Or did you think the baby fairy would come and you guys would sing and dance like a Disney movie? Wave a magic wand and the magical mice would come and poof the diapers would be changed, poof the bottles would be prepped, poof the crying stopped? No one is that stupid.  You don't have money, yet somehow you are an uglier, trashier version of Angelina Jolie. Who paid for that plastic surgery?...Animals? You call your kids animals, yet, you are the poster child for excessive breeding. I guarantee this sea urchin will do low class porn or work in a cheap titty bar. She will do anything for attention and it's shocking that she hasn't dropped an album yet. It's shocking that the kids haven't been chloroformed yet. That fake Angelina look didn't work and she isn't more attractive to men, because no one is signing up for 14 kids or the lies that comes out of those over inflated baboon lips.

Now, Nadya the Ghost from the Grudge is claiming that she never gave the interview and that In Touch lied about her statements regarding her kids. To that she says, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours. I Love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it’s ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies.”

Maybe we should believe her, it's not like she has lied before...She denies having any plastic surgery despite the overwhelming evidence. She denied being on welfare and seemed not to count food stamps and child disability, or her own disability payments as welfare. She claimed to have six embryos with two splitting into eight, and in reality she had 12 implanted, a fact which came out when her doctor had his license taken away. She claims not to be in it for the fame, but people close to her say otherwise. She admits telling her mother that her repeated pregnancies were "tumors".  I could go on. So we know that she has no qualms about saying whatever she wants to try and make herself look like less of a crazy baby collector. Oh well...I tried.



If her mouth is moving she's lying. She's crazier than a loon on crack and will continue to confuse reality TV fame with social standing.