Pat Robertson Proves to be the Best Gift to Atheists

Pat Robertson has just returned with his latest bat shit fantasy from la la land...

During a recent discussion on his show 700 Club, which is coincidentally the collective IQ's of his target demographic, he suggested that infected individuals in cities like San Francisco purposefully infect others by cutting them with special rings. The nonsense started when the fembot cohost read a letter about a disclosure of aids status. He drones on about how he isn't sure, but “used to think it was transmitted by saliva and other things, now they say it may be sexual contact.” So, he advised the woman not have sex with the man. If you don't know by now how the aids is spread, then I would just shut up.

“There are laws now... I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction," he continued. "You can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they’ve got high blood pressure, but you can’t tell anybody you’ve got AIDS." He found out the secret gay agenda on paragraph 5, page 431, sentence 3. The encryption of the last agenda was supposed to be unbreakable, but Pat broke out the tin foil hat and quija boards and foiled the gay takeover.

So...tell me how many openly gay judges have sat on the Supreme Court? How many openly gay Congressman, Senators, or Presidents have we had? Every election cycle they play the Christian litmus test, so exactly how can these "homosexuals" write laws? Designing the fall collection for Chanel or Alexander McQueen isn't quite the same thing as affecting economic and public policy.

Here is where the fabric of reality slips...“You know what they do in San Francisco? Some in the gay community there, they want to get people. So if they got the stuff they’ll have a ring, you shake hands and the ring’s got a little thing where you cut your finger,” he said. “Really. It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder.” I thought the rings turned people into a gay...

A career based on fear and ignorance has clearly taken a lot out of Robertson (and many of his other broadcast evangelists.) It's hard to believe that after all these years, he still doesn't know ANYTHING about the HIV virus, gay people, or reality. He's finally snapped and started believing his own trash talk. Unfortunately, this evil old bigot knows exactly what he is doing, making millions from gullible, less than bright people. In all seriousness, there are great medications for dementia and Obamacare will pay for it, if he is too proud. Or should the family wait till he starts drooling or becomes incotintent on air? Not just intellectually incontinent, but physically. 

Excuse me Pat, but Jesus wants to see you in his office and give you a science and history lesson. AIDS isn't a gay disease and hasn't been classified as such since the early 90's. Secondly, there are no gays in positions of power to control the government to put draconian laws into place to keep AIDS a secret. On the contrary, the LGBT community goes out of its way to educate all people, gay and straight. How would you know? There isn't a gay sock puppet theater to help drive the point home to you or people with lower intellectual deficiencies. 

Pitter Pat destroys the credibilty of christianity one moronic statement at a time. Join us in the real world, old lizzard.

The Fake War On Christmas Begins...

Taking the tradition from Bill O The Clown...

Sack Of Lies

At least, this seems to be true for "700 Club" host, charlatan, homophobe, and head buffoon Pat Robertson, who recently warned his viewers that "the Grinch" is attempting to ruin the impending holiday. I thought the Grinch was a beloved fictional character written by Dr. Seuss, but who cares about pesky things like facts. He also turned his attitude around by the end of the story without religion being involved.

King of Drool

As Right Wing Watch notes, Robertson used the iconic Seussian anti-holiday deviant as a metaphor for those "miserable atheists" who “want to steal [Christmas] away from you.” Really? Atheists want to steal a commercialized retail holiday with roots in European paganism? Christians stole the holiday from pagans, it was a pagan festival to celebrate winter solstice, so what is he talking about? Even according to his own Bible, which it's debatable if this old slug is literate, Jesus was NOT born on December 25th.

“Atheists don’t like our happiness, they don’t want you to be happy, they want you to be miserable,” Robertson says in the video. “They’re miserable so they want you to be miserable.”
So Atheists want to steal a pagan holiday away from Christians? Oh, they must want to take it back then. Robertson goes on to spread his gospel of love and understanding about atheists by saying, "People who are atheists, they hate God, they hate the expression of God, and they are angry at the world, angry with themselves, angry with society and they take it out on innocent people who are worshipping God," he said at the time. That Mr. Robertson, is intellectual dishonesty. Atheists don't hate any deity, they just don't see any evidence that one exists. A far cry from getting signs and saying that "God's hates fags", "Thank God for AIDS", "9/11 is God's judgment on America for sin," and other such hallucinatory phuckery that should shame anyone that takes this man seriously.

Mistletoe: The Warlocks Plant, Pucker Up!

Religious people, stop being gullible and do some research about this stuff. Christmas is not Jesus' birthday, no matter how many times you say "Jesus is the reason for the season." Christmas was a celebration of the winter solstice long before Christianity co-opted it along with the tree thing which was originally a symbol of the season for pagans and other cultures. Jesus, if he existed at all, was known to have been born in the summer but the Romans moved the date to December so the pagans they were trying to convert would relate. Just because you stick the words Jesus in something doesn't make it Christian. This is a method of control and it's time to recognize it for what it is. I have never met a hateful, angry, atheist or agnostic, but Christians? Meaner and colder than anyone you want to meet. Atheists just know better than to put their happiness in the hands of something that may,or may not exist. Also,I have never known an atheist to ever want to take away other people's joy,or do away with the holidays. If an atheist has a problem with the religious holidays, they just don't celebrate. 

What Robertson is saying is that we must all beware of the atheists who are happy and joyful without God. Remind me again which side thinks people should be free to enjoy their sexuality, with whom and when they like (within the bounds of consent...), and which thinks you should live your life in guilt and shame because a Big Sky Fairy is obsessing about who sticks what where. Why is it such a leap to believe that Jesus is an allegorical character representing the sun in a big astrological drama? Is there any fossil or forensic evidence that Jesus existed? Be that as it may, whether or not he did, is not the point, what we are to learn from him is, and blatant bigotry of this magnitude is not it, especially coming from a person that supposedly represents the love of Jesus. 

Where's My Xanax?

I have the distinct impression that all the people that he perceives as being unhappy and isn't realizing that they are unhappy because they have run into him.

Why We Need to Tax God

Have you ever been to a church service and the pastor announces that a special guest visitor would like to address the congregation. It's not a guest minister, but a political candidate running for Congress, City Council, or stating some position about an upcoming election. Maybe the pastor himself tells the church how it's the last days, "we are a Godly people", we must vote our principles, or amazingly, advises the church to  not vote at all. Maybe the pastor tells you to vote for a particular political party for whatever reason, real or imagined.

Appalling? Disgusting? It happens all the time in the South and when that happens, the tax man should immediately send the church a tax return because churches are being poisoned by capitalism. Churches aren't taxed and participate in so called "faith based programs" and it's something we all accept like the sky is blue. But no one really examines why we don't tax churches, especially now since they are in the political game.

“THE constitution does not require the government to exempt churches from federal income taxation or from filing tax and information returns.” It's a privilege, not a right, which means it's revocable. When the founding documents of this country were written, for instance, churches tended to be small congregations of like-minded people who worshiped their deity in the same way, and any money given by a church’s flock was hopefully going to support church-sponsored functions like charity work.

TBN's Palatial Headquarters

Now, even Religion has been poisoned by crony Capitalism to the point that we have these mega-churches that rake in millions of dollars and commercialize their church’s message to the point that a Coca-Cola billboard and a Rock of Christ Our Lord Who Gave His Life For Us on A Cross on the Side of the Road at Mt. Calvary Tabernacle (seriously, church names are redundant) billboard. What I’m saying is that God has a butt load of cash and merchandise that he doesn’t pay Uncle Sam a dime for…and maybe that needs to change. You have a system rigged full of televangelists running lucrative things such as recording studios and selling oil and gas under cover of the religious exemption, highlighting a serious regulatory failure at the heart of America's charitable sector.

However, ever since the Religious Right started commandeering the Republican party, churches have become more and more active in politics, and still all along they’ve gotten millions of dollars tithed to them, without having to pay a single tax dollar. I seriously attended a church service where the pastor said, "I require all employees of this church to tithe. The money is automatically deducted from their checks, or they can't work here" So, let me get this straight, you pay the employee's and then require them to pay that money back to you? No one saw a problem with this but me. How is this not a religious sanctioned extortion racket?

Show Me Da Money

These super-mega-corporate churches rake in more money than your mom and pop convenience store, or your local movie theater. Make no mistake, churches have becomes titans of business, and yet every year they file no taxes. Yes, they are supposed to be non-profit, but one has to wonder just how much oversight we get into the books. As taxpayers, we should all be concerned that churches are more and more becoming fronts for large sums of money to be divvied up among pastors, preachers, church executives and whatever political causes they see fit. These tax shelters for God need to be more thoroughly scrutinized, but in a modern world, why shouldn’t churches be taxed once their revenues, excuse me, tithes reach a certain amount of money? These churches lobby against the tax payers interests time and time again and that's not what the church was designed to do. I have no better example than TBN (the blasphemy network), these charlatans spread their hokey brand of prosperity nonsense gospel to the mindless, they send in their checks and the owners of the networks sit on their tacky gold thrones (the old white guy that always wears a gray suit and the lady with the purple wig).

Is it really fair to the working class Americans in this country, that Pat Robertson can bring in astoundingly large sums of money every year for his 700 Club and that none of it will be taxed, beyond what the person tithing pays as income tax, of course. He’s going on TV every day, asking people to send them money to reserve their room at Hotel Heaven, and where exactly does that money go? For him to tell more lies and spread more intolerance and hatred on gays, women, and abortion.

Is This A Church or The Staples Center?

I’m sure the 700 Club funds all kinds of Christian-based charities (buying soggy sandwiches, rubber arm bands, and invasive female procedures), and they probably do fine work. But I’m not convinced for one second that none of it goes towards political campaigns or candidates. After all, the 700 Club has interests it wants to protect, like making sure two adults who love each other can’t get married if they both happen to have a dick, and you know, compassionate stuff like that. Does it not raise any red flags that a man who espouses the teachings of Christ, who said that it’s easier for a rich man to eat a hundred tacos in an hour than it is to get into Heaven (or something like that), is by all accounts worth at least 100 million dollars, and probably, much, much more? Shouldn't a man who is dedicated to the work of a man who gave no merit to money, and who runs a church that is supposed to be non-profit, is filthy rich? But it's a testament to a man's faith and how much faith he has by how much money he has acquired, in the new gospel.

It’s time for America to treat churches the same as any small business and hold them accountable as well as transparent. If the church in question really is non-profit then there’d be no need to tax them. However, if a church is running deep into the black, paying its ministers six or even seven figure salaries, he's drives a Bentley, boasts about a $500 dog, a private jet, multi million dollar homes, solid gold toilets, private chefs, claim a so called "parsonage allowance" to have the church pay their mortgage and is spending millions on advertising their drug God, then it’s time to tax them. Tax them at 15%, or 20%, but a church with millions in revenues left over after they’ve paid all their expenses for the year has every obligation to kick into the country’s infrastructure. Since they love America so much that they can opine about how we need to try and save it by voting for certain people or not voting for certain people. You know America has gone down hill since we took prayer out of school... After all, it’s this country’s extremely liberal and secular stance on religion that allows them to operate as massive profit centers anyway. Why do you think Scientology became classified a religion instead of the crackpot fake psychology money bilking scheme it really is. Tax exemption. But, no one thinks about that...

Haven't I Given Enough?

Conservatives should love this idea. After all, they contend no one deserves a free ride in America. So that applies to God, too, right? So pay up you dead beat!

The Cognitive Dissonance of Mitt Romney's Faith and Obama's Fake Muslim One

I have a surprising announcement for the world of faith based idiots that still vote their values: 

I Feel Pretty, Witty and Gay

Mitt Romney is NOT a real Christian. Mitt has been the first Presidential nominee I can recall from either of the two big parties who has not used nearly every opportunity to talk about his faith. If one did not know that Mitt Romney is a Mormon, one could be forgiven for wondering if he might be an atheist.

The Romney campaign knows that roughly 18% of Americans polled say they would not vote for a Mormon for president, and their solution has been to have their candidate avoid speaking directly about his Mormon faith. Romney still talks about his faith, but he does so in an unusually vague manner, omitting the part about being a Mormon and attempting to steer the discussion away from it. Not really different from his economic policy, health care policy and his record as Governor.

This strategy of avoidance has been effective, as the same Gallup poll cited above found that 40% of Americans do not know that Mitt Romney is a Mormon. This is good news for the Romney campaign because voters who do not know about Romney's faith are less likely to have questions about what Mormons believe.

In Alabama, the cradle of stupidity, and an irrational fear of Obama runs prevalent, Mormons are not that popular. They are regarded as a cult and don't believe they are real Christians. We have to have dog whistle litmus tests for all politicians in the South and the person that invokes the name of Jesus the most and panders  to the local churches win. 

Now, the uninformed electorate, claim Obama is a Muslim and want to change the country into Saudi Arabia  or Mother Russia, which is false. It makes one wonder, does the public not understand that a Mormon or a Muslim both aren't Christian. The fundamentals of the belief system of Mormonism is diametrically opposed to Judeo Christianity. Why doesn't Barrack HUSSEIN Obama get a pass even if he were a Muslim? Would a Scientologist get a pass even  if they were running against Obama? Romney believes that Jesus is Satan's brother! Hello?! 

An organization that is secretive, controlling, promotes "prophets" to lead a group of brain dead sheep in the desert, you have a cult my friend. “The level of secretiveness surrounding the temples is extraordinary, so much so that members of the Mormon Church who have not been to the temple have virtually no idea as to what they entail… Before Mormons are allowed to enter a temple, they must be interviewed by two separate tiers of ecclesiastical leadership to determine their worthiness to enter these edifices. 

Among the various questions asked of a member, one particular question goes as follows: ‘Do you support, affiliate with, or agree with any group or individual whose teachings or practices are contrary to or oppose those accepted by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?’ The very nature of this question, coupled with several others regarding complete obedience to the president of the church (or ‘prophet’), is particularly troubling for the leader of the free world.

If members are found to be in violation of this question (or any other from the list of questions), they will not be allowed to enter the temple. Being blocked from entering the temple is tantamount to being blocked from Heaven, albeit temporarily. (They can always repent.)

“Among the various ‘ordinances’ performed in the temples, none are more divisive than the Law of Consecration. This rite requires members to pledge all their time, money, and abilities to the establishment of the kingdom of heaven on earth (the Mormon kingdom). Couple this with the demand to sustain the president of the church as the only prophet seer and revelator on earth, a particularly troubling form of absolute obedience emerges.” Let's not mention they believe they will be settled on another planet in another galaxy, something that every UFO cult believes. Not really the resurrection or the rapture...

Interesting how elevating a cult member (using the term loosely), with allegiance to the LDS to the highest office in the land is perfectly fine and the "separation of church and state" can be argued as the rationale, if there is in fact one. Yet, when it comes to women's rights, gay marriage, or anything uncomfortable sexually, then we are in " A Christian Nation." Not with a Mormon head of state, we aren't. Deists, Agnostics, Atheists and anyone that has read the Constitution knows and has correctly argued that the US has no National Religion. It's a Christian Nation only during bumper sticker platitudes, while waving American flags, promoting our bastardized Nationalism.

 Pat Robertson, host of CBN's "700 Club,"  and King Snake Oil Salesman, endorsed Romney in April, saying that "He's not running for Chief Rabbi or Chief American Pastor. He's running for Chief Executive, and he's a skilled lawyer, he's a skilled businessman. And that's what we need." Is there anything hypocritical about this? Why is a televangelist even talking about politics in the first place? He should stick to bilking little old ladies out of their social security checks, hoping their prayer request will get answered.

Personally, the religious beliefs are of no consequence to me so long as they possess leadership skills and have the aptitude to govern. The guy/ female can be a Mormon, Atheist, Catholic, Scientologist or Voodoo Priest. His personal beliefs are irrelevant. The only oath that I will take seriously on January 20th, is whether the President will defend the Constitution and I don't care if he swears in on a Quran, a copy of Dianetics or a King James Bible. But the notion that a Mormon is a Christian and there isn't a Christian litmus test is laughable and frankly sad. 

Hynotizing the Sheep with My Smile

Go ahead Southern Christians and others who still play the religion game. You are voting for a guy that believes in a planet called Kolob, a planet nearest to the throne of God, but is nowhere in history or Astronomy charts. You are voting for a guy that believes in a made up Jesus and a made up God, and that by being a Mormon you will become more like God, yet you post and opine about how our society is "Taking God out of our lives more and more." Or, can you all just join a cause when all you have to do is buy a substandard chicken sandwich just because your pastor told you too.

Have you ever noticed that most politicians are lawyers? Wonder why that is? They are skilled manipulators and are taught how to bend facts to suit them. It's all political theatre and gamesmanship, we see an illusion of  a person, not the real person. That's by design. If you met the real candidate, we probably wouldn't vote for him or like him. 

How about we elect people based on the facts and the issues, not on how many times they say Jesus or "my faith." We the people, need results and irrefutable truth not excuses, and phony smiles with Bible in hand. Their is no difference between religious faiths other than dueling incredulous stories about origin, redemption, salvation, the apocalypse and the afterlife. It simply doesn't matter if the person is a liar and can't stand behind his own positions and Romney stands for nothing. He does love his temple issued underwear that protects him from harm, so he can invent a new story and the public can vote Romney because they need to get that Muslim out of the White House. You people are hypocrites and worse irrational idiots from a bygone era blissfully forgotten.

Watch this gross ignorance of Biblical, Historical, and Constitutional History...

WE THE PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP!

Pat Robertson...Crack is Whack and So are You

Got Boots? 


Pat Robertson speaks directly with, and to, God. The two are equals. God creates wealth to only those he deems worthy. Robertson, like Jesus, saves. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Robertson demands that his personal friend tell him what “He” will tell no one else: what is going to happen in the future. Robertson’s god is close and uses the televangelist to reveal the deity’s designs for doom and Armageddon. Apparently, that is all God is capable of these days, either granting the Pastor great wealth on the back of the church members or all consuming wrath because he wants to destroy his own creation in the most convoluted overly dramatic imaginable way instead of just scrapping the project and starting fresh.



Pat Robertson has a new job outside of insane charlatan, racist, bigot and failed fortune teller; he can now add seismologist to the list. This week, CBN’s flagship program did a week-long special series on “The Sign of the Times.” Well, talk about synergy, because this week has brought us an earthquake on the East Coast and a hurricane. After the earthquake hit, you might remember reports that the Washington Monument sustained a minor crack. (You know that's soooooo unusual).
Pat Robertson wondered if it was really all the hurricane’s fault, or if the crack was a sign from God. However, he was careful to preface his remarks with the following:


“I don’t want to get weird on this…” Naturally. Speculate all you want on the supernatural causes of mysterious cracks, but let’s not have things getting weird. Robertson continues:




"It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power. It has been the symbol of our great nation. We look at that monument and we say, ‘This is one nation under God.’ Now there’s a crack in it. There’s a crack in it, and it’s closed up. Is that a sign from the Lord, is it something that has significance or is it just a result of an earthquake? You judge."
Really Pat? I never thought the Washington Monument symbolized America's power or "one nation under God". I thought it was a memorial to our first president George Washington, hence the name, WASHINGTON MONUMENT, or if you want to match crazy, it looks like a giant penis. Is a crack in a 125 year old building or any building for that matter, after an earthquake unusual? Apparently in Lala Land. Here is an extra credit question for you Pat? Who is buried in Grant's tomb? Maybe he believes that the Jefferson Memorial was named after George Jefferson. Maybe Pat knows if God has a penis since he and God are so close. Why don't you get that spackle that's on your face to fix the crack in the monument you lying vampire.


Pat’s god speaks to Robertson much like a drunken sailor: in parables, asides, and latent images that hint at things that might happen. Pat’s god also told the wealthy preacher (net worth is speculated to be over $1 billion) that major cities and possibly millions of people would be affected by the attack, which should have taken place sometime before the end of Obama’s first year in office. Guess his alluminum hat got a bad reception. To Robertson, god is a pathetic, evil-minded pornographic-loving violator of women and children and the elderly in a constant hunger to see slaughter, war, pestilence, famine and a few jolly tortures—much like the god of the Old Testament. What's even worse, the so called "christians" are in perfect agreement with him and his warped interpretation of God.


God, in the strictest of confidence, but with the most poignant admonition to Robertson ordered the preacher to “go forth into the world and spread the news” of the celestial Tyrant who delights in tragedy.


Pat cannot be stopped. He will not be silenced. His predictions are yearly and sometimes daily. In many ways he imitates the Gates of Heaven’s founder, as well as the radio star Harold Camping who predicted that the world would end on May 21, 2011.




Robertson predicted that Russia would invade Israel in 1982. It did not happen. The multimillionaire minister projected a worldwide economic collapse in 1985. It did not happen. And the televangelist tantalized his cult followers by predicting that US Senator Jay Rockefeller (D-W.V.) would be elected president in 1996. In 1998, Robertson warned Orlando, Florida, it was to feel the wrath of God. God would never forgive the city–nor Disney World–for offending the terrible deity. All were to be punished by god who would strike the city with hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes. Robertson’s warning, his angry announcement of the vengeance that his god would wrack upon the popular tourist attraction and on the homes of its citizens came after Orlando, Florida, city officials voted in 1998 to fly rainbow flags from city lampposts during the annual Gay Days event at Disney World. Speaking for his god, Robertson issued the city this deprecation denouncing their tolerance of the LGBT community:



“I don’t think I’d be waving those flags in God’s face if I were you. … A condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It’ll bring about terrorist bombs, it’ll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor”.

Here is one of his greatest hits:

On September 11, 2001, Robertson justified the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and the USA. He pontifically predicated:


“We have allowed rampant pornography on the Internet, and rampant secularism and the occult, etc. to be broadcast on television. We have permitted somewhere in the neighborhood of 35-40 million unborn babies to be slaughtered by our society.“We have a court that has essentially stuck its finger in God’s eye and said, “We are going to legislate You out of the schools and take Your commandments from the courthouses in various states. We are not going to let little children read the commandments of God. We are not going to allow the Bible or prayer in our schools.”
“We have insulted God at the highest level of our government. Then, we say, “Why does this happen?” It is happening because God Almighty is lifting His protection from us. Once that protection is gone, we are vulnerable because we are a free society”.









So, 9/11 happened not because of terrorism, Bin Laden, you know the people that actually claimed they did the act in question and not for the reasons they said they did it. No...It was because of gay's, secularism, the occult, abortion and prayer in school. It's the 10 commandments, something that has absolutely nothing to do with the legal system, being taken out of the courthouse. Because God has hurt feelings, we suffered the greatest terrorist attack on American soil, even though Bin Laden took the rap for it for an entirely different modus operandi. Ok. Project Patty Poo.





In July 2003, Robertson came close to calling for the assassination of US Supreme Court Justices, but backed off, urging the 700 Club audience to pray for God to remove three justices from the Supreme Court so they could be replaced by conservatives. I feel the love of Christ all over that one. “We ask for miracles in regard to the Supreme Court,” Robertson said as he launched a 21-day “prayer offensive” directed at the Supreme Court. Robertson is quoted in a letter on the CBN website that the court “has opened the door to homosexual marriage, bigamy, legalized prostitution and even incest;” None of which had occurred or even is before the current conservative justices. The same letter targeted three justices in particular: “One justice is 83-years-old, another has cancer and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for God to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire?” Can't God put it in your heart to just shut up?




In August 2005, Pat Robertson demanded that the USA assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez: “We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don’t need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It’s a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with.” He noted, “You know, I don’t know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It’s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war … and I don’t think any oil shipments will stop”. Oh, but what about the 10 commandments Pat? Isn't there something about killing in there? I guess we can sort of make allowances for people we don't like because America is the only "godly" nation left, right? I mean where do these people come from? Don't pray for me Pat, Pray for yourself and the obvious brain dead minions that fall for your ponzi scheme and send you money every month. What type of Christian openly advocates for the death of another human being on National TV? How is he any different than the tyrant that he wants to have killed? This is almost like putting a hit out on someone, and of course we have to make sure that we keep the oil shipments going. All of the brown people are nothing more than gas station attendants who are here to just produce oil and give it up to God's chosen Nation. Are you serious?!





In November 2005, Robertson turned bitterly against the citizens of Dover, PA, barking that since the people of Dover had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting “Intelligent Design”:


“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city… And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there” as Robertson’s god is not only intolerant but will maintain hatred for those who defy him or his prophets. Right...how dare people want to have actual science taught in school over religion? Intelligent design should be left in the church pews and not in a science class. THIS IS WHY THEY'RE BEATING US!




In January 2010, Robertson argued nationwide that the devastating earthquake in Haiti results from a “pact with the devil” made by the people of Haiti in the early 19th Century just prior to their revolt against the French. Did he grab a Deloreon and travel back in time to see this pact with Satan or does he know because he is in fact Satan himself and he has first hand knowledge of the conversation? Terrorist fist jab with Satan for the Win!



Terrorist Fist Jab with Satan




After the New York State Legislature voted to legalize same-sex marriages, Robertson dourly predicted Judgment Day was at hand:


“I think we need to remember the term sodomy came from a town known as Sodom and Sodom was destroyed by God Almighty and the thing that they practiced was homosexual activity and even they tried to rape angels who came down there, so that’s the kind of people they were,” Robertson said. God “sent an angel down there and He said to Lot and his family, ‘get out now because I’m gonna destroy this whole area.’”“We’re heading that way as a nation. In history there’s never been a civilization ever in history that has embraced homosexuality and turned away from traditional fidelity, traditional marriage, traditional child-rearing, and has survived. There isn’t one single civilization that has survived that openly embraced homosexuality. So you say, ‘what’s going to happen to America?” Well if history is any guide, the same thing’s going to happen to us,’” he predicted.


Robertson also admitted that Jesus “didn’t say anything about the homosexuality.”


News flash Bible scholar: the stunning stupidity shown to the world by Robertson’s lack of education, non-existent knowledge of language or word meaning exposes his ignorance. The word “homosexual” appears no where in either the Jewish nor Christian Bibles, nor in Islam’s Quran (it was not even invented before the end of the nineteenth century). Not only does the bible reject the contemporary fundamentalist interpretation of the City of Sodom being destroyed because of gay marriage or same-sex sexuality, it clearly states that the sin in Sodom was Lot’s incest with his two daughters, making both pregnant . His translation skills do not exist (he barely has a command of the English language) but his interpretation skills are a fantasy. God's only dislikes America a little and puts cracks in things, but really hates dark and brown people and wipes them out according to this muppett.






Let's talk about traditional marriage, when we have shows on TV called Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, Who wants to Marry a Millionaire, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, etc...we don't hold traditional marriage in that high regard. Every society has had gays, arranged marriages, polygamy, etc...Alexander the Great was bi-sexual and he was one of the greatest rulers in the world and ruled over one of the greatest societies in the world. Every period had gays, so this notion that gays are some new abnormality that will ruin society is crazy. Let them get married, let them die a little more inside like the rest of us.



I seriously fear that this man is suffering from a mental illness along with his followers. He is such a moron and it appears that he passes out crack rocks instead of crackers at communion. Maybe we need to rescue God from the wacko's like you and all the rodeo clowns on TBN. Since Robertson explained the crack in the monument, maybe he can explain the crack in his head




Lord protect us from your people...