Rihanna's Voice So Bad The Stage Bursts into Flames

The voice of our generation/ crotch monkey/ stage walker/ model/ domestic violence victims advocate and  talentless puppet of the world had a fire breakout at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas while terrorizing people with no taste in music that was foolish enough to part with $50 or more to witness her bump and grind, masturbation "Loud" hooker show. Concert-goers were evacuated from the American Airlines Center. Witnesses say a light on the stage caught fire during her show. Fans cheered when the fire was put out. The prospect of not dying would give one a sense of happiness...Or having the pain of the cruel joke that is Rihanna's "entertainment" stop, would make me cheer or even make me cut a deal with Satan himself or as I like to call him, Rihanna's pimp. Dallas Fire-Rescue said calls came in saying the curtains and part of the stage work caught fire but the fire was out by the time firefighters arrived. What a slow news day...What was supposed to happen? Let people stay there and burn?

Rihanna even addressed the incident on her Twitter account, saying in one tweet: "DALLAS!!! We set the stage on FYAH tonight!!! LITERALLY!!! I'm so pissed, I was havin so much fun wit yall too!!! I gotta come back man!!"

Really?! I'm going to leave the fact that she can't spell alone, and she's probably just doing that because her fan base is made up of stupid 12 year olds, but she didn't say, "Hey hope everyone is ok, sorry about what happened, hope no one got hurt". Does her label have to tell her EVERYTHING to say? Is wishing her delusional fans, the one's that swear up and down the blogosphere, on youtube, on facebook and buys her crappy singles that she is talented, well, hoping they are ok after a fire broke out just too much trouble? Is that not common sense? A penis wasn't involved, so she has no clue about it. Surely she isn't this stupid...No, she continues this want to be gangster, Ronald McDonald/ Grace Jones/ Madonna/ Janet Jackson/ Lady Gaga swagger jacker persona even on twitter. Boo, you aren't a rockstar. Can we please pick a personality? Do you have one? Hells to the NO! Oh let me add 3 more exclamation points so Rihanna can understand, since she seems to love exclamation points to add extra emphasis. It's not just fun, It's fun!!! Ugh... Her live singing couldn't clear a stadium, it had to take a fire? You know what, I am going to talk about her lack of knowledge of the English language. Fyah? Is she unaware that if she spelled "fire" correctly it would've been the same number of characters as "fyah"? Then, she uses "wit" instead of "with", um....ok. One more bloody letter she could've added and a complete rational sentence in the Queens English Ms. Fenty could have made to the morons that follow her psychotic irrelevant tweets? Thanks Rihanna let's reinforce stereotypes about black people. You already come off like a slut to overcompensate for your lack of talent and now you confirm what most of us already knew, THAT YOU ARE A COMPLETE TOOL  AND COMPLETELY BRAINLESS. When the fire broke out, Rihanna just stood there, singing off key until someone told her to move.  I mean...fire means RUN! Did she think that the fire came from the friction from her ever expanding thighs?

The singer stage walker/ part time philosopher also tweeted that she was looking into the cause of the fire: "Heading into a production meeting to find out exactly what happened!!! Keep u posted #LOUDtourDALLAS". Am I to suspend my disbelief long enough to actually believe you understand how pyro works? I don't think she understands the concept of fire or how to make it and that concept has been around since the stone age. This fire is just preparation for either her career going down in flames, (God willing), or her future eternal resting place for putting out the worst music ever known to man with the worst voice ever to be vomited out of her pleasure principle. There is a special place in hell that hasn't gotten hot enough for talentless shills like her. She belongs in the 9th Circle of hell doomed to be impaled with red hot pokers and pitchforks up her fat @ss, while her vocal chords are cut out with rusted nail cutters repeatedly for being a bonafide whore. It wouldn't be so bad if she could actually do something...other than bash Chris Brown to sell singles and magazines while she shows more crotch shots.

In true red headed goat form right out of her talentless, deflection "blame Chris and feel sorry for me"  martyrdom slut playbook, Rihanna tells UK magazine why she is single and of course discusses "the incident" for the upcoming August issue. Hear me, UPCOMING ISSUE. It never get's old...The puppet/ model states: "I’m turned on to a guy by different things. It could be the way he looks. It could be his intelligence. It’s really a spontaneous thing,” she tells Cosmo Winning her heart, though, isn't all chance; when it comes down to it, the singer crotch jockey wants a man who will show that he's serious. Hasn't she been dating basically non stop or at least hoe hopping continuously?

I recall she said she wanted a man that has a huge penis, so how does brains factor here? Is she saying intelligent in comparison to her? Well that's the majority of the people on this planet, aliens yet to have invaded this planet, the demons in hell and most one celled organisms.

"But guys should have to earn it. Because the minute they get it, they want something else," she explains. "Men are like hunters: they like the chase. So you have to keep 'em guessing. Actually, I'm like that too. I get bored quickly. So if someone can make me laugh, that's the best." Let's examine the list of the top "earners": Jay-Z, Breezy, Drake, Common, Josh Hartnett, Wilmer Valderrama (Lindsay Lohan's ex, ewwwww), Kanye (who hasn't he hit?), Collin Ferrell, Ryan Phillipe, the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. Let me suggest that whoever else tries to "earn it" get their shots because her royal highness is tainted.

Rihanna, girl, I truly believe you are like a little dog and will run around a circle and chase your tail. Every interview or magazine article that I have forced myself to read or listen to, I felt the oxygen being sucked out of the room through the television and I prayed for a quick death to whatever god that would listen. You literally need crayons and coloring books when you talk, that's how elementary you are. So you getting bored quickly...what does that mean exactly? Is that why your Ms. Cleo accent comes and goes when you speak? Although I listen to every 3rd word when you speak because what you say is so indescribably stupid, vacuous and just painful that words haven't been invented yet to explain my vitriol. You need magic tricks and a puppet show? A nice shiny red ball to match the Little Mermaid hair? They have medications for ADHD to go along with the other mental disorders you have. Cha check it out!!! It's on FYAH!!!

Rihanna also talks about her painful relationship with Chris Brown. (of course....we have something to sell, so we need sympathy, it never fails and it's so transparent.)

"It was a very aggressive and defensive time, and that allowed me to start not giving a sh*t. I walked around with a very f**k-you attitude," Rihanna says. "I've always been good at masking my emotions. For me, it's tougher to be vulnerable than to be tough." (When you swagger jack everyone, have no identity, no personality, and have no talent, then you are right, you shouldn't care or at least insulate yourself from criticism for fear of recognizing the truth about yourself. She has been better at masking her talent, if she in fact has any).

Everyone stop where you are, we need to add this one, this survivor, this blameless lamb to the Bible. Forget Mary, Mother Theresa, or any of the other women that have done good works, let's honor Rihanna for HER struggle. She's so brave, quick, we have to tell her story to the world so that she set's the standard for other half goat, half human hybrid girls that provoke their boyfriends to the breaking point. This must be what the Republican's have been afraid of... I feel so stupid for admiring Hillary Clinton for being so stoic in the face of public infidelity, rehabbing her image, becoming a successful Senator and a very effective Secretary of State. She almost became the first female President of the United States. But, she isn't a bigger pioneer than Rihanna. What the hell was I thinking? Grinding on stage, murdering her own songs by repeating the same lines all about sex, contributing nothing to society other than furthering peoples gag reflex, looking like she needs a bath, well that places her in a special class. A special ed class, but it's still exceptional so we should honor her. I digress...

They have to "earn it". I'm sure when you deal with Rihanna, it's not that challenging to earn it considering every photo of her she has her eagle on. Yeah, what a precious gift she has. In case Rihanna is unaware, she isn't the only female on the planet. There are literally 3 billion of us here, with "it". If she refuses to give "it" (which there is no evidence of that), then they will find "it" somewhere else. It's one thing to be selective. But it's quite another to make "it" a commodity. As a commodity, the market is flooded. Don't you have anything more special to offer a guy than "it"? OK, maybe you don't. That's why you're single.  Sort of the opposite of supply and demand if you ask me, just one of many things this idiot doesn't understand. That's like trying to sell sand in a desert. If Rihanna is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or some prize to work for, I demand a refund. Did Chris hit her that hard for her to say this nonsense? Well hey, I will say this, most people don't get hit or in fights for being quiet. He probably beat her because she was singing in the car, I know her voice makes me want to beat someone. No one wants to experience that goat like essence that pollutes the air when she comes around.

Again, Rihanna proves she is a complete moron and she just parrots whatever her handlers tell her. Rihanna is only good for five things: "sucking a d!ck, sucking a d!ck,  sucking a d!ck, sucking a d!ck, and sucking a d!ck. Period. I truly believe that's how she got her record deal and why she has backing by her label.

That's how I feel about you Riri...and most people that can discern talent...

She should be thanking the penis (Jay-Z's) everyday that allows her to work with nothing more than firecracker/ sideshow bob/ little mermaid hair and hot pants while fingering herself on stage.

Honor and worship at the temple (Jay-Z's penis) as long as you can, as soon as you forget to release an album or "reload" an album of nursery rhymes you will be barefoot in a field in Barbados picking coconuts and bananas taking your daily dose of valtrex.

(and questioning her choice in getting those stupid tattoos, gun tatt's after you had
such a traumatic beat down? really?! Rihanna?! wise...a wise choice in a long chain in wise decisions.) *sarcasm*

The Travesty in Rihanna's Voice has Finally Caused the Stage to Burst into Flames

Beyowulf So Stupid, She Proves MEN Rule the World in Her Own Song

There once was a Princess named Beyonce who had 3 ugly stepsisters and they had a group called Destiny's Child (Beyonce and them). Initially they had marginal success, but one constant was we always knew who the star was. BEYONCE. People were removed out of the group, but there was still only one star. Our star got a blond weave, she was groomed to reign the top 40 with disposable pop songs designed to seem creative with booty shaking rifts and repetitive hooks about her awesomeness. For those of us who actually like "real" music, she became elevator music and partly why we stopped listening to the radio, for other's she became the reason why lonely women remained single. And then the insufferable song "survivor" came out. Fears emerged that the Princess would leave the interchangeable bastard stepsisters behind. "no", the princess smiled, "I will never leave D.C." The next year, an album is released called "Destiny Fulfilled". Eyes Rolled...We all knew the princess would go solo, even though she was already solo anyway. Sadly, Beyowulf was born. She consumed and devoured. She stole less known performers entire routines and passed them off as her own. She gyrated, she seized, she wore corsets, body suits to hide her not so perfect body, she screamed singed and she acted. Oh lord...she had the emotion of a corpse and was upstaged by a pudgy Jennifer Hudson. Who can actually sing without the screaming. She married a camel who hasn't been able to rap since 2002 but was upstaged by Lil Mama on the VMA's. Then she became Sasha Fierce because everyone had to have an "alter ego" and Beyowulf being one of the biggest plagiarists and morons had to go along with it too. *sigh* She took a break, apparently to search YouTube for performances to copy, has emerged with the ultimate power point presentation Billboard performance and her long anticipated album and it doesn't look good.

Poor Poor Beyowulf. It seems that She isn't Running the World. It seems it takes more to run her career than a crusty weave and gold lame' hot pants. I never thought that at 8 weeks on billboard she would be at *cough* #75 on the Hot 100, #47 on R&B and Hip Hop (giggles), and #4 on Dance and Club Play. What?! Katy Perry is still charting better than her on the hot 100. J.Lo is like #7 and we know she is charting because of American Idol. Beyowulf pulled out all the stops, she had hyenas wearing a couture gown, flipping off cameras, rolling around in the sand, recycled "single ladies" choreo, tight dresses, nappy, crusty blond weave slang every where. It all screams success. It's worked before. You know formulas... She even brought more seizure like dance moves that people love and want to try at the club and she is trying to pick up where the Spice Girls left off and give the mindless bimbos all over the world a new sense of "girl power". Let's examine the lyrics shall we.

Some of them men
Think they freak this like we do
But no they don't.


Well, I'm not exactly sure what she means here, and I'm not sure she does either. This type of crap here is why we never can be taken seriously. Yeah, let's run around in a body suit or a "freak'em dress" and stroll into a board meeting and see what happens. That's why men don't "freak this like we do". Actually no one freaks this (whatever "this" is), like she does. Most of us can speak in coherent sentences and can see the illogical thought process of a person whose hair no one has seen since she was eight years old, become a spokesperson for a hair color line. Plus, she and her equally fake step ford mother, have a hair salon, why is her weave ALWAYS crusty? Most of the whores of Flavor of Love rocked better weave than that.

Make your cheque come at they neck.
Disrespect us, no they won't.
Boy, don't even try to touch me.
Boy, this beat is crazy!
This is how they made me.
Houston, Texas baby.
his goes out to all my girls
That's in the club rocking the latest.
Who would buy it for themselves and get more money later.
I think I need a barber(barber).
None of these b****** can fade me (fade me).
I'm so good with this
I remind you I'm so hood with this.
Boy I'm just playing,
Come here baby.
Hope you still like me


I never liked her. No one can fade her? I can name several so called artists that are "fading" her right now. Adele, Katy Perry (big breasted auto tuned bedazzled joke), J.Lo (an old joke), Nicki Minaj (retard pseudo rapper), The Black Eyed Peas(succubus, blackula and the random dudes that no one knows), Britney Spears (walking zombie), Chris "beat her down" Brown, Wiz Khalifa (all he talks about is weed), Ke$ha (she looks like she woke up at the bottom of a dumpster and someone threw glitter on her), Kelly Rowland (one of the interchangeable bastard stepsisters), Selena Gomez (Justin Biebers lesbian lover), and the queen of nothing Rihanna. This list should make her depressed. Only Adele can actually sing, Chris Brown can dance and has some decent beats, and I got to give Kelly props for Motivation. The rest of them are mind rot and cause emotional and physical pain to those with taste. I agree that the beat is crazy, like DSM IV, that's why the song is a brick on billboard. How exactly did they (who is this they), make her? Did "they" make her with blond weave? Did they make her phonier than a $2K bill or Rihanna's voice? Oh, they meant eating Popeye's chicken? I see it on the thighs, all on the thighs boo. That's why she wears dresses at every award show that she can't walk, breath, or sit in. Again, #74 on the chart and 1+1 is lower, NO ONE LIKES YOU!

What does she mean she needs a barber? Does she mean someone to cut that lifeless creature that has taken root on her head? Then I agree, she needs a barber and she needed him about 10 years ago. She's from Texas, the so called hood, there are barbers a'plenty, along with churches, jails, and liquor stores. I thought she was from the suburbs? Remember? Didn't she try to throw shade on Janet saying that her father didn't pimp her out like the Jackson's and they had a Jaguar, etc...I can only listen to one of every three words that comes out of her mouth, before I change the channel in utter disgust at the sheer ignorance of this girl.


My persuasion can build a nation.
Endless power our love we can devour.
You'll do anything for me.



The only thing I want to do for this girl is get her some books, leapfrog, hooked on phonics, and info on women who actually ran the world. You know women like Elizabeth I, Margaret Thatcher, Golda Mayer, Hilary Clinton, Condaleeza Rice, Katherine the Great, etc... If the future hold's gross stupidity, vapid vanity, soulessness and ashy knees, don't sign me up for that world. I want to take my chances for the Thunderdome or for the cults that believe that their god will come whenever their leader says. I will take my chances with Glenn Beck and his conspiracy theories and Fema camps, he at least speaks cogently.

I'm repping for the girls that's

Taking over the world

Help me raise a glass for the college grads.

Forty-one roll and to let you know what time it is, cheque!
You cant hold me!
I work my nine to five, better cut my check!
This goes out to all the women
Getting it in you on your grind.


It would be great, so GREAT if this bimbo was one of the college grads that she was so called "repping". Please don't rep for me. No thanks! She identifies more with Kim Kartrashian, Paris Hilton, and the hookers on Basketball Wives that screw for handbags than she does with me. She reps groupies, hookers, prostitutes, skeezers, skanks, bar hoes, crack heads and crazy baby mamas. Not productive members of society, let's get that straight. You better cut my check? She sounds more like a pimp than a mogul. Oh that's Jigga that says, "I'm a mogul", every song. My bad. Again, Beyonce is a bad person to represent working women and girl power, especially throwing in educated women. I mean really? This from the person that sounds like she is reading from dummy cards when she says "you are worth it". Are you serious? If she represents "smart" women, then I would be afraid to see a stupid woman, they must be completely brain dead, lobotomized one celled organisms that should be thrown in the "defective" bin. She is the prototype for a Bratz doll, if they could make it life sized and sell it in the back of adult shops, it could make lot's of money, minus the scream singing, of course...

To other men that respect
What I do please accept my shine.
Boy you know you love it
How we smart enough to make these millions.
Strong enough to bear the children
Then get back to bidness.
See,you better not play me
Oh come here baby.
Hope you still like me
If you hate me.
My persuasion can build a nation.
Endless power our love we can devour.
You'll do anything for me.

Beyonce, Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Britney Spears again are the WORST examples for "female empowerment" because we have marketing tools with marginal talent (and I have listed their talent in order), who sell sex to braindead fans. It's basically lingerie modeling set to music. Godawful annoying music. Beyonce made her money becuase of management by her FATHER! That's a man...what is she talking about? Rihanna, Jay-Z's mistress and hobby horse is the benefactor of her beatdown from Chris Brown and blowing Jay-Z. Again, a MAN! Britney is under a conservatorship of her father, no doubt slipping her meds to keep her under control, otherwise she would be back vajajay flashing and running over photographers. What's the common denominator? A MAN! The only thing Beyonce has right is women are strong enough to give birth, but every aspect of her life is the opposite of what she is singing. The only shine Beyonce has is the ever prescent vacant expression in her eyes, which is something that girls more like WOMEN that rule the world DO NOT have.

Beyonce is a swagger jacker and box office poison, she would have to have a personality to emote a character. How can a person with the personality and intellect of a tossed salad suddenly act like a creme brulee? She can barely talk let alone act, and it's shocking that she doesn't get whiplash from slinging that crusty weave around and selling her body to the highest bidder. Yeah, great example...Plus, her house of Dereon line "clothing" makes hootchie clothes for kids. What message are you sending them? Reach down for your inner hoe kids? Get your money kids? Find that pimp named big daddy to make your money.


I hear she is doing some big thanksgiving performance, enough time to troll the internet to steal more performances from foreign artists like she did her Billboard/ Power Point performance.

Beyonce once again proves that men in fact run the world and if idiots/ feme bots like her keep talking and women listen, they will ALWAYS run the world.