The GOP Clown Show

"A President is supposed to lead, not Read".

Is this a joke? I sincerely hope that Uncle Ruckus the singing minstrel is joking, if not then this is pathetic. The misinformation Cain Train continued after stumbling on a question about the situation in Libya just days ago, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested on Friday that he believes the new Libyan government involves elements of the Taliban.

"Do I agree with siding with the opposition? Do I agree with saying that Gaddafi should go?" Cain said. "Do I agree that they now have a country where you've got Taliban and Al Qaeda that's going to be part of the government?" Really Negrodamus? I thought the GOP liked getting rid of dictators that tortured and killed it's own people or maybe he missed George W. Bush's wild Iraqi adventure. The more imbecilic he appears answering high school level questions - the more money he raises and the longer his popularity numbers hold steady. Ladies and gentlemen - Herman Cain isn't what's sick in this picture. Making further moronic excuses, he says, "Do I agree with not knowing the government was going to -- which part was he asking me about?" Cain said, referring to the reporter from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's editorial board who asked the presidential contender about Libya. "I was trying to get him to be specific and he wouldn't be specific." Right, by asking open ended questions and letting you dictate the conversation, oh, how unfair, Herb, you must feel totally taken advantage of.

His handlers who appear to be on continual damage control tried to downplay the incident, saying that the video was "taken out of context" and that Cain was running "on four hours of sleep."
"He didn't say anything wrong or inaccurate; it just took him a while to recall the specifics of Libya." He didn't say anything at all. The Libya incident was in the stream of public knowledge for about 6 months, all one had to do was pick up a news paper, read a page on the internet, SOMETHING.

This man is a total embarrassm­ent. "Taken out of context." Cain is out of context. This man is extremely limited in knowledge of the world today. Totally uninformed and He comes across like a I would expect a HS dropout would come across. This country should be embarrasse­d that anyone would suggest or back this man for a presidenti­al candidate. Pretty much that can be said for most of the republican candidates­.  This very same "gotcha" interview, he claimed he wouldn't bomb Iran because they had mountains, as if he was unaware that we possess the technology to fly, or climb over things like mountains.

 Did anyone take the quote, "How do you say delicious in Cuban?" out of context? I thought every idiot knew that Cuba was a country, the inhabitants of Cuba were Cubans and the language they speak is Spanish. This stuff that Cain and the rest of the GOP clown brigade are asked about don't even rise to the level of foreign policy, it's just basic common sense and they fail on every level. The dumbing down of America has taken us to new lows.

How about Herb needs less of his pimp hat and more books. Even his wife isn't convinced that this jive turkey  can lead and be President against hostile Sharia Law loving nations like "Ubeki- beki- beki-stan-stan".

The other vaudevillians on the clown show are Bachmann who claims that she has never had a gaffe...a person that should have a psych drug iv drip infusion 24/7. This person believes that the HPV vaccine causes retardation. She also claimed that the founding fathers like Washington and John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly to end slavery. Lincoln wrote the Emancipation proclamation around1845 and the Declaration of Independence was written in 1776...That's some tireless work, I didn't know the founding father's were vampires. She as the self proclaimed leader of the Tea Party (Boston Harbor), went to New Hampshire and thanked them for being the birth place of the Revolutionary Movement.






Rick Perry claims that Obama has never lived the life of a typical American, and believes that he thinks that he is the "smartest guy in the room". As long as there is a piece of dusty uneaten wax fruit, Rick Perry will never be the smartest guy in the room. He went on to say, "He never had to really work for anything. He never had to go through what Americans are going through," Perry said. "We need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life and understands what it's like to have to deal with the issues of our economy that we have today in America." Really Pretty Ricky? Being mixed race, raised by a single mother who was on food stamps at one time, yeah, you are right, he just breezed through. Rick Perry's answer to drought problems in Texas is to pray for rain, he can't remember the 3rd part of the government he would abolish and that's HIS argument point. What's even more stupid is that he wants to be President of a country that he once wanted to secede from.

Rick Santorum, the homophobe in chief, loves to make stupid statements. Here are some his closeted statements, "I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does." Even though bigamy, polygamy, incest and to a lesser extent adultery, rape are all ILLEGAL, that makes no never mind to Sanitarium. He goes all in and follows his illogical statement stopping short of claiming gays create bestiality. I'm sure that has popped up somewhere in his arguments. He is a staunch supporter of Don't Ask Don't Tell because soldiers shower together. He is also a global warming denier, "There is no such thing as global warming." He claimed there's enough oil, coal and natural gas to last centuries, and that we should "drill everywhere!" Let's start with the holes in your head. "I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler," Santorum said. "And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 -- which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas -- is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors." So our breathing creates global warming? No, no one is saying that when people say global warming is "man made". They mean, Ricky boy, that our actions like pollution causes global  warming, not breathing. How stupid can you be?

The smartest candidate with the shadiest character is Newt Gingrich who left his second wife on her death bed to get with his current stepford wife while prosecuting a President for getting a b.j. in the oval office all at the same time. This is man who wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit him on his his Newt. The former speaker of the house denies he is part of the Washington culture...I mean, he was SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and number 3 to the President. He truly has a talent for historical revisionism and outright lies, but what do you expect from someone named after a reptile.

The entire GOP field lacks intelligence, character, and integrity with a religion infused anti intellectualism that makes the US look like a bunch of fools who can't pick a person that can read a newspaper, much less a grade school term paper. At this point, I would consider them well read if they made through a Sear's catalogue. Since they took control of the House they have shown us that they should never have the reigns of power in any capacity ever again.

If we elect any one of these sad clowns the jokes on us.

Barack Obama Worse Than 9/11? Insanity Break

Obama is moving up on the conservative scale, first he was analogized to Hitler now he is worse than 9/11.

Racist radio host and bull frog looking Neal Boortz has fed some red meat to the mentally challenged viewers on Sean Hannity and made a bold statement that has left me speechless:

"9-11 changed me somewhat… Barack Obama is a bigger disaster to this country than 9-11. If you took the phrase ‘fair share’ ‘millionaires and billionaires’ and ‘pass this bill’ out of his vocabulary he would be unable to deliver a speech… The American people developed a fighting spirit after 9-11 and we responded back after them. And if allowed to defeat would be total. But, Barack Obama, what he has done to our economy, what he has done to the American spirit of individual responsibility and self-reliance… Killing three thousand people is a tragedy, Sean. It is a real tragedy. But, killing the individualism, the self-reliance, and the self respect of the American people like Barack Obama has done is much more of a tragedy.”

What an unbelievably stupid thing to say. Only the most feeble minded in society, namely Fox viewers, Southern Baptists and Tea Partiers would co-sign onto such an idiotic claim. Boortz should be handed over to the families of Bush's 9-11 victims and let them have their way with the cowardly traitor. Its so refreshing to see the that the lives of 3,000 people be taken in vain. Don't you think?

So, according to Boortz Obama is singlehandely responsible for tanking the economy, even though it was screwed due to the actions taken in 2008

Here is the irony about Republicans and 9/11:

First THEIR incompetence allows 9/11 to happen. Then they deny health care to first responders. Now, they joke about 9/11 and gloat about the president being unable to overcome their efforts to sabotage the country. Its disgusting. Republicans, how can you stand this? Is there not a single decent person among you to speak out against this? Of course not...you idiots boo a service man in a war zone, after a crusade of "support the troops" for 5 years because of his sexual orientation. What about the idiotic freedom fries when France decided to not go along with the invasion of Iraq? In some parts of Alabama freedom fries are still on the menu and it's 2011. What happened to "We will never forget?" It seems Republicans forget and will urinate on the flag for applause by the single minded "patriots" at their town halls or exploit the memories of the dead for political gain. Just remember that the next time they piss and moan about so and so not wearing an American flag lapel pin or keeping their hands in their pockets during the pledge of allegiance. What's worse? Every day I find new reasons to renounce my Alabama and US Citizenship and go to Canada or the UK. Say what you want about the EU, the populace is more cultured, thinner, and more educated then the yokels here. Plus, they have outlawed the death penalty and no one like Rick Perry or Sarah Palin would ever be taken seriously to lead a Baby sitter's club much less the country.

Neal Boortz has said many stupid, racist things and the US Constitution has given him the right to say anything he wants, but this is so over the top crazy. The vitriol is most definitely coming from the right. I checked the profile of the law school that he went to and *surprise, surprise* it's a 4th-tier school similar to Oral Roberts U. The median LSAT score of incoming students is 150 and the media GPA is 2.82. So we aren't dealing with the smartest bulb in the box. I think Michelle Bachmann is a step better with her mail order law school and she knows nothing about nothing and she is a so called tax attorney.

 

Maybe Boortz is confused and thinks 9/11/2001 is the same as 911 the emergency phone line. He needs to fix his statement: Osama attacked America and the Republicans and Spineless Democrats gave Bush a blank check to overreact and do what he wanted. Bush and his Homeland Security nonsense gave us the Patriot Act, Constitution shredding policies and we attacked the wrong country. Having nation building adventures in Afghanistan, Iraq and not paying for it along with medicare part D, and the Bush tax cuts provided a nice deficit. That's not even adding TAARP in 2008 when the bottom fell out the housing market DURING the Presidential elections, i.e. Bush was still President. So, no...christian conquest conservatism is the worst disaster along with gross stupidity and Neal is guilty of both.

There is nothing wrong with disagreeing with the President on policy issues and execution of those policy issues. I hated Dubyah with my heart and soul and at once thought he was the Antichrist until I realized that he was too remedial and fired him from that title. But no one, especially politicians and political talking heads would've ever said that Bush was responsible for 9/11 or the worse thing since 9/11. No Democrat politician has ever drafted a resolution in the house requesting Bush's college transcripts, birth certificate, calling him Hitler, a terrorist, a socialist, engaging in class warfare, none of those things. If Dubyah had ever come into my presence I would've addressed him as "Mr. President." Why? He was the President and that was his title and he was to be respected as such, even if he was a colossal screw up that got lucky twice.

Obama shot Bin Laden in the face for the 3,000 deaths on 9/11. For this insensitive, heartless, idiotic comment, I think he needs to shoot one more in the face to add a matching hole in Neal Boortz's head.

Next Stop on Crazy Town...The Soviet Union

Guess Who's Back For a Sequel?

I know the Soviet Union broke up 20 years ago and the fall of the Berlin Wall was the Catalyst...I know... Who cares about reality? Republican Presidential Front runner Michelle Bachmann thinks that Americans are afraid of the Soviet Union.

The Minnesota lawmaker told conservative radio host Jay Sekulow the recent compromise among congressional Republicans and President Obama to raise the legal U.S. borrowing limit could give fresh vigor to Ronald Reagan's "evil empire."

"What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward," she said.

"And especially with this very bad debt ceiling bill, what we have done is given a favor to President Obama and the first thing he'll whack is five hundred billion out of the military defense at a time when we're fighting three wars. People recognize that," Bachmann told Sekulow. The Soviet Union fell apart two decades ago and is now 15 distinct nations.

Red Menace

Ok...I think the Twin Cities are missing a town idiot. I can tell you right now, I have no fear of the Soviet Union. Why? IT DOESN'T EXIST! Did she leave her brain cells back in 1985? That's like being afraid of the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, but maybe to her crowd they do exist. I have always questioned her sanity, just look at her eyes, but fearing a country that doesn't exist?! For God's sake, you can't be serious. I almost appreciate the nostalgia of seeing the words "Soviet Union" in a headline again, but there is nothing to see here folks. My Shih-Tzu not being groomed for 3 months is scarier than a resurgent Soviet Union. Fear China, fine, they own us and they have more boys, but The SOVIET UNION?!!!!!!!!! I can't even stop laughing at this. This is another Palin on the loose. Yeah, I want to see "crazy eyes" bring this $2 gallon gas she has been promising, is she planning on hypnotizing them with those eyes? She has no idea what the hell she's talking about and the only people dumber than her are her followers. If you locked a Martian Brain sucker in a room with Palin, Bachmann, and O'Donnell -- it would starve to death! No gray matter here, folks!

Every time Bachmann opens her mouth, out comes a really stupid idea or an outright lie, and often both. Perhaps she has just not read any real history for the last fifty years. Perhaps she should seek out a career as a comedian on SNL or get her own show to replace Conan since his ratings are sliding. To her chief of staff / lead campaign adviser: "Will someone PLEASE get this woman a teleprompter!!!" That's right...she can't read, otherwise she would know THAT THE SOVIET UNION DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!

Let's cut her some slack. Clearly, we are incapable of understanding the postulations of a SUPER-GENIUS. This girl makes Wile E. Coyote look like a moron! You see, Mrs. Bachmann has, no doubt, been studying string theory and the nature of the multi- verse. She has probably taken some of that money the government gave to her to do some experiments.

Me thinks, that Michelle has discovered a rip in the fabric of space and time!!!! The Soviet Union is probably sending troops from 1989 through this hole to invade the United States. I think that we ignore her warnings at our own risk.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND NO WHERE ELSE...

Trump and Comb Over Threatens to Run For President...Again...

It must be groundhog hog's day, when this clown pops up, it's 6 more months of stupidity.

Real estate mogul and fame whore Donald Trump said Tuesday he expects Texas Gov. Rick Perry to do "very nicely" as a presidential candidate. But Trump stopped short of endorsing Perry and said he hasn't ruled out running for president himself as an independent.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Trump said Perry was a welcome entry in the GOP field that includes former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann. Bachmann won the Iowa straw poll Saturday, the same day Perry announced he too would seek the party's nomination to challenge President Barack Obama in 2012.

"I think Rick Perry is a real positive. Nobody can predict outcomes, but I think he will do very nicely," Trump said. "We need someone in this country who is willing to shake things up." This from the person that has his "investigators" in Hawaii looking for the President's long form birth certificate. On Tuesday, Trump said he would still consider running next year as an independent if he doesn't believe the candidate who wins the GOP nomination is strong enough to beat Obama. Trump said he'd make a decision after the next season of his show, "Celebrity Apprentice," ends in June. Translation: If the show doesn't get renewed. "I have an obligation. We have a tremendous following – millions of people who would like to see me run," Trump said. Millions would love to see the comb over and his financials needed for the vetting process, but this narcissist will never allow anyone to see into his house of cards. Wow- using a possible Presidenti­al run as an advertising­ gimmick for his TV show. I'm shocked!

Trump also defended Perry's suggestion Monday that Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke would be committing a "treasonous" act if he pumped more money into the economy.
"It was a meaningless phrase, it was just rhetorical. He's very emotional about how the country is doing," Trump said of Perry, pushing back on President George W. Bush's former political director Karl Rove and other Republicans who have criticized Perry's comment.
"Karl Rove is an empty hat," Trump said. "We ended up with Obama because of Karl Rove and George W. Bush." An empty hat...I suggest Trump put a hat on that dead animal that is on top of his head.

We just couldn't let Sister Sarah and her idiot daughter hog up all the attention could we? Is he funding her idiot tour or SarahPac? His statement, " I will run if no one better comes along, or if my show isn't renewed", sounds eerily familiar. I'm glad he finally weighed in. I was getting worried there someone of his stature and importance having nothing to say. Now we can all sleep better, the Donald has spoken.  Donald Trump is exactly what the Republican­s need, another clown. Another racist clown.

Donald Trump and the highly trained 'possum that lives on top of his head are every bit as qualified as Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann to serve as President of their local Sewage Boards. The whole lot of them should be given the respect they are due.  

Can Donald Trump's ego be contained in a single universe?   I don't know about the universe, but multiple bankruptcy courts have not been able to contain it.

To Trump I say this: No chance Frump. You're not close enough to Jeebus.  

Why the Balance Budget Ammendment is Stupid and Will Never Happen

It appears the Republicans are losing the battle on the debt ceiling and America is one step closer to being just another dead beat debtor screening calls from it's many bill collectors. Everyone needs to experience that feeling at least once...The president has refused to make massive cuts without at least some tax increases (for the rich or fictional job creators as the GOP calls them). And Wall Street is pressuring the right-wing Republicans to increase the debt ceiling whether they get any agreement with Obama or not. Even a large part of their own party thinks it would make sense to accompany cuts with at least a small tax increase. I didn't get a degree in economics, but it is only logical to tax in order to raise revenues, and taxing so called job creators, who interestingly have created no jobs, are the people to tax.

But many of these right-wingers were nominated and elected by teabaggers, and they are terrified that giving in and raising the debt ceiling would be the end of their political career (because the same teabaggers that elected them would replace them with someone else who probably understands economic policy even less than they do, and that's a frightening prospect). What are these right-wing Republicans to do? They are stuck between the wishes of Wall Street (their contributors) and the teabaggers (their base). That's The Devil and the Super Devil...

What some of them are doing is reviving the ludicrous idea of a balanced budget amendment which sounds great for stupid people who don't know anything and who will respond positively for campaign posters and bumper stickers. Usually, passing legislation that they know will never be enacted solely to pander to their base has been the domain of the Republicans in the House. But now the Senate Republicans would like to try it out, too. Since that's a winning strategy... As such, all 41 GOP senators announced that they have signed on to Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey’s “Balanced Budget Amendment” idea, a plan to add a need for a balanced budget to the federal constitution.

They'll vote to raise the debt ceiling (they really have to eventually), but they are trying to soothe their base by pushing the idea of getting a balanced budget amendment passed. Bruce Bartlett, a policy advisor to President Reagan and Treasury official under President H.W. Bush, called the Republican plan "mind boggling in its insanity" and said this act of political posturing would be a huge mistake:

"In short, this is quite possibly the stupidest constitutional amendment I think I have ever seen. It looks like it was drafted by a couple of interns on the back of a napkin. Every senator cosponsoring this POS should be ashamed of themselves." Lol!

Here are the simple reasons why it's a stupid idea:

It will take forever to get an amendment enacted by Congress and approved by three-quarters of the states (that's the 50 STATES, THE ENTIRE 50 HAVE TO APPROVE THE AMENDMENT), if it can be done at all.

 The budget must be balanced except in times of war. So when are we not at war? We have been at war for at least a decade and we have a need to intervene in every conflict everywhere at all times. Wouldn't this so called amendment make it harder to cut taxes because it would force a tax increase...exactly...

We are running a deficit of over $1 trillion for the the foreseeable future, can't really hop on the balanced budget bandwagon if we are nowhere near a balanced budget. 

The Balanced Budget Amendment is Unenforceable legally. How will it enforce spending and tax increases? Legally, we wouldn't even know that the budget was unbalanced until the end of the fiscal year. A federal court can't force people to give back funds they have dispersed for social security, medicare, wages for government workers and goods and services. Therefore, the nonsense the Republicans are proposing is basically not happening.  

This is a brain-dead stuck on stupid, piece of political fecal matter with a side of vomit that proves that Americans are stupid. Why? These nimrods are our representatives and these are apparently the best this nation has to offer to run this anemic government. Anyone that believes that we can pay our debts based on the interest, is insane. The GOP/ baggers swore they would focus on jobs but instead we have functional retards that are distracted by shiny objects, bartering away women's rights and insuring that corporations pay no federal income taxes while the gap between the rich and the poor continues to grow wider and wider.

You gotta wonder about these “Republicans” who dismantled PAYGO and then instituted a huge new entitlement program (Medicare Part D), a huge new cabinet-level department (Homeland Security) and started a pointless war (Iraq), all without bothering to make provisions for paying for any of it, other than borrowing from the Chinese.

Saying no to PAYGO but yes to a constitutional amendment is like saying I’m starting a diet next Monday so today I’m going to eat a whole pizza followed by a tub of ice-cream. Knowing, of course, that “next Monday” is in fact a decade away, given the cumbersome nature of the amendment process.

Bristol "Bareback" Palin- Like A Virgin

Bristol Palin and the Republicans have to admit that she had continual contact with a penis, liked it and kept doing it until a baby fell out. When Sarah heard that Bristol was pregnant she asked "Are you sure it's yours?"

Bristol Palin Someone smarter than her, which is 95% of the population writes in her new book of losing her virginity to boyfriend Levi Johnston on a camping trip after getting drunk for the first time on too many wine coolers.

She awoke in her tent, alone, with no memories of what had happened as Johnston "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas." She had vowed to wait until marriage. And she had lied to her parents about where she was going. "I'm not accusing him of date rape or anything with that," said the 20-year-old daughter part time Alaska governor and full time moron Sarah Palin. "I just use that analogy of losing your virginity. That's why it's called losing your virginity." Really Bristol? You lost your virginity and Levi found it on his penis, is that it? Sure. You were as white as the driven snow. And because of the evils of alcohol you're guard was let down just that one time. Hell, you don't even have any recollecti­on of the act itself. I find her story a bit hard to swallow. I'm sure she learned to swallow something with a lot of protein, oh but wait, she was basically date raped by wine cooler. The stupid apple doesn't fall far from the dunce tree. Mama Grizzly has taught this little porker well, stab and jab and then make up lies when the facts don't support the fantasy.  Even if we grant her this one, unless she got pregnant the very first time they obviously had sex more times after this. Did he "steal" from her each time? If she was so upset over this incident, why didn't she break it off with Levi or at least not sleep with him anymore? BECAUSE SHE LIKED HAVING SEX! What's the moral of this story? No drinking wine coolers and camping? Is this a Jason Movie? No, Bristol, you gave it away, again and again. You were 15, you lied to your parents, you acted foolish and you got knocked up. To lie and act like you were date raped is just reprehensible, do you know what that word means you dumb beaver? Drunk on wine coolers? Then, you see Levi basically carving a notch in the dash board and bragging to his friends and you continue to give up the goods? Seems like Levi deserves a seat at the head table at the Players Ball to me. What a moron, just an indescribable idiot who deserves to disappear as if they never existed. I feel sorry for your kids. Here I thought the Paul Revere story was as low as the Palins could go, now we have the quinella.

My guess that Bristol and the rest of the Palin Klan will never take responsibility because it's not profitable financially.
Yeah...she's pregnant again...DID YOU GET DATE RAPED AGAIN?! THE IRONY, WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

Wait a minut­e- I think I just figured something out:

If one is born again, then they get to be a virgin again, yes? Hmmm, maybe this whole religion thing ain't so bad... Will all the stupid things I've done since my original birth be wiped clean to? And if so, is there a limit to how many times one can be born again? Will this theory hold up in court? Does it come with a new birth certificat­e or some sort of ID? Any discounts at Walmart or anything? Does it have to be born again Christian every time or can I experiment with other religions? I hear Shinto is nice....

The Palin's should take out a patent on "playing the victim" or maybe cluelessness. Maybe they should make "Clueless 2.0, The Arctic Grizzlies". With all the money they have whored from America, you would think they could wash off the stink of their hillbilly redneck genes. Levi didn't hide Bristol's virginity deep enough since she found it quickly enough in order to dance stiffer than Rihanna on any given night of her so called tour, sling a ghostwritten book, and then go try and sell it. How about this Bristol...you could've used a condom, oh...you didn't know what one was because your lobotomized beauty school drop out mother never had "the talk" with you and of course you still know nothing. You are proof positive that "abstinence only" education doesn't work and you still try and tour the country with your ignorance circus act to convince us otherwise. Good plastic surgeons can repair your hymen you know and problem solved and you can save yourself for your good christian husband that can tolerate gross stupidity, 2 kids, lies, and a mother in law who talks as if she is asking a question whenever she says something. There are quite a few good ones around Miami and Hollywood and given that you crave Hollywood and the fame get it done for peace of mind. Are you saying you are now celibate and you never had sex with anyone besides Mister Red Neck Levi? Lies...

So the tea party should be renamed the wine cooler party? Clearly lying, acting like an idiot, and justifying anything you do while wagging your finger at anyone else doing the same thing runs in the family. Mama Grizzly, Pit Bull with Lipstick, Half Term Governor/ Historian perfected it.

Bristol needs to go back in the womb and her Mary Poppins want to be mother needs to start over and begin with telling the truth, if that's at all possible. Blaming your boyfriend of rape then continuing to screw him because your moral code has been compromised is total nonsense and an outright lie, laughable but a lie nonetheless. Be glad lightning hasn't struck you, your stupid mother, and the rest of the idiots in your family for these ridiculous lies. Watch the Casey Anthony trial, Learn from the master, little girl. Levi may be an opportunistic slob...man, that child you guys share is doomed. CPS should be called on both of you clowns because there is no moral compass, common sense, or good looks between the two of you for that matter. Tell your kid the truth: Once you lost it, all bet's were off, and you hit the sack as often as possible. You probably didn't get as much as a cheeseburger before you were pumping and sweating, you buttaface.

Bristol, I think you need to lose a couple pounds, you are starting to resemble Snookie, minus the hot pants. You are just as useless, but at least she is honest about her harlotry, but shockingly you both have ghostwritten books about nothing.

You are pure weapons grade bull sh!t and you get it from your mama.

Herman Cain Plays Race Card...How Pathetic...

Republican Presidential Nominee/ House Negro Herman Cain is now alleging that Jon Stewart is mocking him because he's a "black conservative". No.... He mocked you because you are a stupid man with stupid ideas running for President. We don't need a black version of George W. Bush, at least the say stupid things version, Obama is the policy version. Wait...I thought he doesn't use labels. Isn't calling yourself black and conservative 2 LABELS? "I am an American. Black. Conservative," he said. "I don’t use African American, because I’m American, I’m black and I’m conservative. I don’t like people trying to label me. African American is socially acceptable for some people, but I am not some people." Let's count the number of labels he used here. American, check. Black, check. Conservative, check. So that's 3 LABELS. For the love of God...seriously...here we have a negro with an inferiority complex that still has the cotton underneath his fingernails and he still made crappy pizza. If anyone knows where a Godfather's Pizza is please let me know...

If he takes issue with the term "African American", that's fine, surely he realizes that's the PC way that "non blacks" describe blacks without sounding like ignorant back water racists. But Jon Stewart made fun of him for being a moron, not for being black. Not signing bills longer than 3 pages, deserves scorn and ridicule no matter the race of the idiot that made that statement. If he believes that only signing 3 page bills are rational and probable, double down on that ridiculous premise and continue to be the minstrel that he is. It's a bit early to whip out the race card and with a comedian no less, considering Jon Stewart makes fun of everyone, Keith Olberman, Michael Steele, Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, President Obama, the list goes on and on...where is he singling out blacks? That sounds like an equal opportunity offender to me.

Maybe because the nonsense that Herman Cain says is so foolish and gut wrenching funny that he is technically a comedian and not a politician that only other black comedians can touch his material. Maybe Cain should go back to elementary school and imply the "think before you speak" rule, and maybe he wouldn't get laughed at. Playing the race card while requiring members of your cabinet to take oaths of loyalty to prove allegiance to Christianity?! Seriously? The big joke here is that he is a black conservative that can win the GOP nomination and can win. The joke is definitely on him and we are all in on it.

Deep in the dungeons of the Republican war room or the Death Star, GOP operatives  have decided to share the same brain and utilize their latest ploy :   to attack Jon Stewart this election cycle, as if that will take some of his actual credibility or wind from his sails. Guys listen: HE'S A COMEDIAN! WE TRUST HIM OVER YOU! He is NOT a real political pundit. If any of you told us the sky were blue, I would need to have it fact checked. All you guys are doing is driving up his ratings. You guys are boring, it's tax cuts, no abortions ever, I love Jesus, kill immigrants, kill terrorists, defund everything democrats like and Reagan was the patron saint that died for America's sins. Republican­s have portrayed the president as a witch doctor, put out a picture of a white house full of watermelon­s and worse. He would be more than justified at calling out racism many times but chose quiet dignity instead. (unwisely at times). Cain was parodied once and he's already raising hell, and he frankly needs to man up.  This a directive from the collective republican­ brain (if there is such a thing) to take Stewart down a notch because he just makes too much sense when he makes fun of their shameless behavior, and the Masterpiece Theatre we call a political system.

Mr. Cain, he mocks you because you are hilarious. An African American, wild-eyed, right-wing radical is hilarious on the face of it. We mock because we love the sheer idiocy of it. Yes we are laughing at you.

Keep it up!

Beyowulf So Stupid, She Proves MEN Rule the World in Her Own Song

There once was a Princess named Beyonce who had 3 ugly stepsisters and they had a group called Destiny's Child (Beyonce and them). Initially they had marginal success, but one constant was we always knew who the star was. BEYONCE. People were removed out of the group, but there was still only one star. Our star got a blond weave, she was groomed to reign the top 40 with disposable pop songs designed to seem creative with booty shaking rifts and repetitive hooks about her awesomeness. For those of us who actually like "real" music, she became elevator music and partly why we stopped listening to the radio, for other's she became the reason why lonely women remained single. And then the insufferable song "survivor" came out. Fears emerged that the Princess would leave the interchangeable bastard stepsisters behind. "no", the princess smiled, "I will never leave D.C." The next year, an album is released called "Destiny Fulfilled". Eyes Rolled...We all knew the princess would go solo, even though she was already solo anyway. Sadly, Beyowulf was born. She consumed and devoured. She stole less known performers entire routines and passed them off as her own. She gyrated, she seized, she wore corsets, body suits to hide her not so perfect body, she screamed singed and she acted. Oh lord...she had the emotion of a corpse and was upstaged by a pudgy Jennifer Hudson. Who can actually sing without the screaming. She married a camel who hasn't been able to rap since 2002 but was upstaged by Lil Mama on the VMA's. Then she became Sasha Fierce because everyone had to have an "alter ego" and Beyowulf being one of the biggest plagiarists and morons had to go along with it too. *sigh* She took a break, apparently to search YouTube for performances to copy, has emerged with the ultimate power point presentation Billboard performance and her long anticipated album and it doesn't look good.

Poor Poor Beyowulf. It seems that She isn't Running the World. It seems it takes more to run her career than a crusty weave and gold lame' hot pants. I never thought that at 8 weeks on billboard she would be at *cough* #75 on the Hot 100, #47 on R&B and Hip Hop (giggles), and #4 on Dance and Club Play. What?! Katy Perry is still charting better than her on the hot 100. J.Lo is like #7 and we know she is charting because of American Idol. Beyowulf pulled out all the stops, she had hyenas wearing a couture gown, flipping off cameras, rolling around in the sand, recycled "single ladies" choreo, tight dresses, nappy, crusty blond weave slang every where. It all screams success. It's worked before. You know formulas... She even brought more seizure like dance moves that people love and want to try at the club and she is trying to pick up where the Spice Girls left off and give the mindless bimbos all over the world a new sense of "girl power". Let's examine the lyrics shall we.

Some of them men
Think they freak this like we do
But no they don't.


Well, I'm not exactly sure what she means here, and I'm not sure she does either. This type of crap here is why we never can be taken seriously. Yeah, let's run around in a body suit or a "freak'em dress" and stroll into a board meeting and see what happens. That's why men don't "freak this like we do". Actually no one freaks this (whatever "this" is), like she does. Most of us can speak in coherent sentences and can see the illogical thought process of a person whose hair no one has seen since she was eight years old, become a spokesperson for a hair color line. Plus, she and her equally fake step ford mother, have a hair salon, why is her weave ALWAYS crusty? Most of the whores of Flavor of Love rocked better weave than that.

Make your cheque come at they neck.
Disrespect us, no they won't.
Boy, don't even try to touch me.
Boy, this beat is crazy!
This is how they made me.
Houston, Texas baby.
his goes out to all my girls
That's in the club rocking the latest.
Who would buy it for themselves and get more money later.
I think I need a barber(barber).
None of these b****** can fade me (fade me).
I'm so good with this
I remind you I'm so hood with this.
Boy I'm just playing,
Come here baby.
Hope you still like me


I never liked her. No one can fade her? I can name several so called artists that are "fading" her right now. Adele, Katy Perry (big breasted auto tuned bedazzled joke), J.Lo (an old joke), Nicki Minaj (retard pseudo rapper), The Black Eyed Peas(succubus, blackula and the random dudes that no one knows), Britney Spears (walking zombie), Chris "beat her down" Brown, Wiz Khalifa (all he talks about is weed), Ke$ha (she looks like she woke up at the bottom of a dumpster and someone threw glitter on her), Kelly Rowland (one of the interchangeable bastard stepsisters), Selena Gomez (Justin Biebers lesbian lover), and the queen of nothing Rihanna. This list should make her depressed. Only Adele can actually sing, Chris Brown can dance and has some decent beats, and I got to give Kelly props for Motivation. The rest of them are mind rot and cause emotional and physical pain to those with taste. I agree that the beat is crazy, like DSM IV, that's why the song is a brick on billboard. How exactly did they (who is this they), make her? Did "they" make her with blond weave? Did they make her phonier than a $2K bill or Rihanna's voice? Oh, they meant eating Popeye's chicken? I see it on the thighs, all on the thighs boo. That's why she wears dresses at every award show that she can't walk, breath, or sit in. Again, #74 on the chart and 1+1 is lower, NO ONE LIKES YOU!

What does she mean she needs a barber? Does she mean someone to cut that lifeless creature that has taken root on her head? Then I agree, she needs a barber and she needed him about 10 years ago. She's from Texas, the so called hood, there are barbers a'plenty, along with churches, jails, and liquor stores. I thought she was from the suburbs? Remember? Didn't she try to throw shade on Janet saying that her father didn't pimp her out like the Jackson's and they had a Jaguar, etc...I can only listen to one of every three words that comes out of her mouth, before I change the channel in utter disgust at the sheer ignorance of this girl.


My persuasion can build a nation.
Endless power our love we can devour.
You'll do anything for me.



The only thing I want to do for this girl is get her some books, leapfrog, hooked on phonics, and info on women who actually ran the world. You know women like Elizabeth I, Margaret Thatcher, Golda Mayer, Hilary Clinton, Condaleeza Rice, Katherine the Great, etc... If the future hold's gross stupidity, vapid vanity, soulessness and ashy knees, don't sign me up for that world. I want to take my chances for the Thunderdome or for the cults that believe that their god will come whenever their leader says. I will take my chances with Glenn Beck and his conspiracy theories and Fema camps, he at least speaks cogently.

I'm repping for the girls that's

Taking over the world

Help me raise a glass for the college grads.

Forty-one roll and to let you know what time it is, cheque!
You cant hold me!
I work my nine to five, better cut my check!
This goes out to all the women
Getting it in you on your grind.


It would be great, so GREAT if this bimbo was one of the college grads that she was so called "repping". Please don't rep for me. No thanks! She identifies more with Kim Kartrashian, Paris Hilton, and the hookers on Basketball Wives that screw for handbags than she does with me. She reps groupies, hookers, prostitutes, skeezers, skanks, bar hoes, crack heads and crazy baby mamas. Not productive members of society, let's get that straight. You better cut my check? She sounds more like a pimp than a mogul. Oh that's Jigga that says, "I'm a mogul", every song. My bad. Again, Beyonce is a bad person to represent working women and girl power, especially throwing in educated women. I mean really? This from the person that sounds like she is reading from dummy cards when she says "you are worth it". Are you serious? If she represents "smart" women, then I would be afraid to see a stupid woman, they must be completely brain dead, lobotomized one celled organisms that should be thrown in the "defective" bin. She is the prototype for a Bratz doll, if they could make it life sized and sell it in the back of adult shops, it could make lot's of money, minus the scream singing, of course...

To other men that respect
What I do please accept my shine.
Boy you know you love it
How we smart enough to make these millions.
Strong enough to bear the children
Then get back to bidness.
See,you better not play me
Oh come here baby.
Hope you still like me
If you hate me.
My persuasion can build a nation.
Endless power our love we can devour.
You'll do anything for me.

Beyonce, Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Britney Spears again are the WORST examples for "female empowerment" because we have marketing tools with marginal talent (and I have listed their talent in order), who sell sex to braindead fans. It's basically lingerie modeling set to music. Godawful annoying music. Beyonce made her money becuase of management by her FATHER! That's a man...what is she talking about? Rihanna, Jay-Z's mistress and hobby horse is the benefactor of her beatdown from Chris Brown and blowing Jay-Z. Again, a MAN! Britney is under a conservatorship of her father, no doubt slipping her meds to keep her under control, otherwise she would be back vajajay flashing and running over photographers. What's the common denominator? A MAN! The only thing Beyonce has right is women are strong enough to give birth, but every aspect of her life is the opposite of what she is singing. The only shine Beyonce has is the ever prescent vacant expression in her eyes, which is something that girls more like WOMEN that rule the world DO NOT have.

Beyonce is a swagger jacker and box office poison, she would have to have a personality to emote a character. How can a person with the personality and intellect of a tossed salad suddenly act like a creme brulee? She can barely talk let alone act, and it's shocking that she doesn't get whiplash from slinging that crusty weave around and selling her body to the highest bidder. Yeah, great example...Plus, her house of Dereon line "clothing" makes hootchie clothes for kids. What message are you sending them? Reach down for your inner hoe kids? Get your money kids? Find that pimp named big daddy to make your money.


I hear she is doing some big thanksgiving performance, enough time to troll the internet to steal more performances from foreign artists like she did her Billboard/ Power Point performance.

Beyonce once again proves that men in fact run the world and if idiots/ feme bots like her keep talking and women listen, they will ALWAYS run the world.

Democrats Can Taste the Rainbow

The definition of insanity is continuing to do the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. That is our American political system.

Both Republicans and Democrats have bemoaned farm subsidies as the worst thing next to Satan as far as the budget deficit is concerned. They have vowed to cut these subsidies in an attempt to trim the fat and provide millions in so called savings for the next ten years. However, the GOP decided to cut food aid for low income women and children instead. That's right folks, the Republicans decimated WIC to dust instead of cutting useless subsidies to rich farmers. Stopping people from buying off brand cheese, milk and Juicy juice, is more important than ending support for a corrupt system of corporate welfare. We all know that giving poor people money will aid the economy better than giving tax cuts to the so called job creators. Don't believe me? Go to the projects, you will find flat screens, Cadillacs, Coach handbags, and Direct TV satellite's. Unemployment Insurance goes directly to the economy. It pays for food, rent, you know necessities. Trust me...I have been unemployed for over a year and the "go get a job", story doesn't work when you send out thousands of resume's and hear, "You are over qualified", "we think you are going to be bored here." If the government is so serious about ending the recession they should give blacks reparations. The economy would bounce back in no time, KFC's stock would soar, Caprice's or Crown Vic's would be the #1 car, and Jordan's would be the #1 shoe. According to them, the best thing to do, is kill aid for the poor and pray for them, but give kickbacks to their rich friends and political donors and this goes for both parties. Thanks Democrats for your pathetic efforts for helping fight, more like give up and let the Republicans have their way. What the people that go to the poll never consider is that these so called law makers are all employed.

Today, the Democrats left a soldier on the battlefield with a grazed shoulder bleed to death for political expediency. No Republican, no matter the scandal, the number of little boys in the closet, dead body's, hookers, semen covered dresses would've left poured water on a drowning man. Democrat's are so fruity that I believe they can poop skittles. Where is the loyalty for one of your own? That's what Black's and Democrat's have in common. Not sticking together, stabbing each other in the back...yeah, I see it now. So, now the Weiner penis sexting "distraction" is gone and the Congress can get back to work doing what exactly? Oh that's right...NOTHING!

The rest of the civilized Western World is shaking their heads at this idiocy, but we still keep giving the chimps the keys to the cages and wonder why the zoo is out of control.