Open Letter to Stacey Dash

Dear Stacey,

I am going to start out with something nice to say...

You look amazing for your age. I mean I wouldn't believe you were 50ish just by looking at you. Your hair is always pristine, you have a great physique and I still love Clueless. That vacant expression in your that says "the lights are on, but no one is home", is the stuff of men's fantasies.

With that said, you are probably dumber than Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann combined because they at least had jobs in the last decade. It was cool that  you didn't play the "I didn't root for Obama because he's black", thing, but why they let someone that isn't smart enough to answer questions from the Ms. Drag America Pageant discuss foreign policy confounds me.

Am I stupid enough for the Fox Crowd?

You always have lapses in history, reality, space, time, math and science and it's just disgusting. One of the more idiotic comments you have made, and believe me, there are boundless comments, is that blacks that voted for Obama, which must have included you, since you voted for him in 2008, you said on Junior KKK Sean Hannity, “It still keeps them stuck. They are getting money for free,” “They feel worthless. They are uneducated.” Site your source. Site the source where we are getting money for free, uneducated or feel worthless. Now if you mean the racist system that was already in place long before Obama took the white house, ok. If you are talking about the social programs that the majority of white people receive, then again, I concede the argument. If you are referencing the piss poor job market and that even if you have 12 degrees, you can lose your job at any given moment at any given time and it can take years to find another one. Then again, I see your point. But none of that is Obama's fault. 

It almost seems that you go out of your way to prove how much of a half wit you truly are and to prove that black women can be dumb blondes too. There should be a dialogue bubble next to everyone you stand next to that simply says, "I'm with stupid". The latest bit of idiocy that crossed from your wax lips, is a complete rewrite of history. I'm not sure you were sober in the 2000's to come up with this one, but here goes. On a clusterfox show Monday, you said with a straight face that no one would have been beheaded under a George W. Bush presidency. You said, “When George W. Bush was president, the most important thing to him was not to be liked, but to be respected,” she said. “And you better believe no one would have been beheaded when he was president.”

I was literally confused by this statement because I thought that it has happened, the silicone in your boobs have cut circulation off in your brain or you just don't understand the definition of "beheaded". Behead is a verb, meaning to take off head of; kill or execute by decapitation. Let me give you a history lesson for the selective amnesia that you clearly have. So the Bush years between 2000 and 2008 had a few guys that got beheaded Ms. Dumb Dash, let me tell you, they were broadcast online and you can easily find out this information on this primitive thing called "the internet". They even have a record of these people on Wikipedia. 


Daniel Pearl, the Jewish journalist, who was kidnapped by KSM, was the first guy, remember Angelina Jolie played his black wife in "A Mighty Heart" a few years ago, which made so sense...I digress...but he was killed in 2002. DURING BUSH'S TERM. 

Nick Berg was a contractor, back when Cheney was privatizing everything and getting rich for waging an illegal war. Nick was caught during Bush/ Cheney's misadventures in Iraq and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi personally beheaded Nick, in his poorly produced mix tape of Nick's beheading. This was 2004. AGAIN, BUSH WAS THE DECIDER IN CHIEF.

Owen Jack Armstrong and Jack Hensley, two contractors for a construction firm were Kidnapped with a Brit named Kenneth Bigley. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi personally beheaded Armstrong. The following day, the group beheaded Hensley, and threatened to kill Bigley, unless the United States met their demands to free all women prisoners in Iraqi jails Bigley was beheaded in October 2004.

There were countless people who were kidnapped, body parts were missing, bodies had to be recovered years after the fact. And let's not forget 3,000 people died on 9/11 while the President golfed and a war was started based on false pretenses, which is the reason why the above men were beheaded in the first place. 

Being a fox shill for the cash is one thing, but allowing you to have any type of intellectual conversation of any type is a pathetic joke. Basically anything that comes out of your mouth, a single celled 14 year old boy, could pick a part. 

Being a sex symbol yourself, I find it hard to believe that victim blaming is actually something you could do with a straight face. But again, I don't think the synapses fire and create one single, stable connection, so I don't believe you understand what you are saying half the time. But in your vapid, red state, mindless world, the rapist isn't to blame, the rape victim is to blame for being raped. Here is your word soup

“The other bad girls–bad women–are the ones who like to be naughty, might go out and play and get hurt and then, you know…But the other thing about this is that it then blames the alcohol instead of the person who over-drinks. So it’s like, the same thing with guns. Guns don’t kill people; people kill people. Alcohol doesn’t get you drunk; you get yourself drunk.”

So I guess in the photo above, since you are naked, with your typical deer in headlights look, is this you asking for it? Is this you being naughty? Aren't you turning the rapist on? It's not the rapist fault that they have a psychological problem and a need to dominate and control the victim. It's your fault for being "naughty" or getting drunk. And no alcohol doesn't get you drunk, I have the power of alcohol within me to get high off life and don't need alcohol. That makes sense to me.

You are the perfect Republican token black. All that is required is that you are lightskinned, have money, spout party nonsense, have a firm back side and big boobs and then they can say they aren't racist and are all inclusive. And you sit on tv and prove over and over that maybe Darwin was wrong with his theory of survival of the fittest. You are proof that they will just continue to shine the poo and try to make stupid seem under the "big tent". But, you are still so mesmerizingly stupid that it hurts, it hurts so bad. If you weren't pretty, God help you, but don't get confused, if it weren't for Clue, you would've been on the next pole next to Amber Rose.

Open Letter to the GOP: Here is Why You Lost

Dear Republicans,



Today a woman returned a pair of shoes to the shoe department. Thinking she was being a typical fickle female, she provided her so called rationale. "Since Obama was re-elected, I'm not sure that I'm going to have any more money and the government is spending too much money." As if Obama wasn't President 3 years ago, or when ever she bought the shoes.  This is the logic of the Republican Party...


Let this absorb into your small minds: Barack Obama was re-elected President of the United States of America on November 6th, 2012, and the world is still spinning on it's axis. For two whole days, people have been mourning the Romney/ Ryan loss and have questioned what went wrong. Everything was in place for a Republican win of the White House and a possible Senate pickup. There was a vulnerable president, a struggling economy, a still too high unemployment rate, a Supreme Court decision that allowed carte blanche in corporate campaign spending, and a moderate GOP candidate from a blue state with a background in business ... with perfect hair. Republicans could not have scripted a better scenario in the lead-up to Tuesday's election.

However, following an election in which absolutely no Republican momentum was capitalized on, it is apparent that the GOP has much deeper concerns than an inability to win swing states. Republicans lost women, Latinos, and young people by double-digits. Why? Well, there is a very simple explanation.









1. The Tea Party

The tea party advocates for change so long as everything remains the same. Its as if being qualified or sane has become overated with this group. When I was younger, Republicans were the party of business, the Gordon Gecko's or Pat Bateman's if you will. They spoke of fiscal responsibility, raw capitalism, federal sentencing guidelines, drug wars, pragmatism, rationalism, science, math, economics (trickle down), education, and true American exceptionalism. Then the 80's happened and as a response to homosexuality and aids, the christian right hijacked the party and made it more and more extreme. It became apparent that in order to win elections, you had to pander to this group of people on more and more social issues while unfettered spending went unchecked. Finally, the group became so extreme and anti- intellectual that the Patron Saint of conservatism, Ronald Reagan, whose entire Presidential record has been re-imagined to seem happier and more Pollyana-ish than it really was, isn't even a conservative anymore. There are now a set of litmus tests to prove how conservative a person is and if one shows apathy, they are labeled a RHINO, Republican in Name Only, and are almost booted out of the party.

When the party leaders started sending out blatant dog whistles and unwilling to reign in the Limbaugh's, Ted Nugents and Donald Trumps of the world, they wrote their own fate. They also signaled to the extremes that it is okay to scapegoat people of color, Hispanics and gays as being the reason for the financial meltdown and the decay of traditional family values.

The language and tone of the tea party was full of hate, vitriol and represented the worst that America had to offer. When people lament about how Obama has taken away their fundamental rights of free speech or their second amendment rights to bear arms, I wonder if they have so short a memory that they forget all the times people hung chairs, hung dolls that represented the President, called the President or the First Lady a monkey, depicted them both as monkeys and sent them out as email Christmas cards, spat on Senators during the healthcare vote, pondered the use of second amendment remedies, claimed the founding fathers ended slavery, or that humans were being mated with mice and they had fully functioning brains. What about carrying guns to protest rallies, and blaming every national tragedy as Gods judgment for gays, abortion and whatever else. The list of crazy goes on and on. If the Republicans ever want to be taken seriously again, they have to disconnect themselves from this fringe crazy wing of the party. Their views do not fall in line with the rest of the country, instead its closer to a totalitarian dictatorship, similar to the Taliban. Andbecause of them, they lost seats in the Senate, possible control of the Senate and millions of dollars spent on campaigns nationwide. To let the tea party hold the reigns for another cycle is party suicide.



2. Culture War





The Republican Party is a party that is polarized and is either unwilling or unable to address the changing demographic in this country. White people are no longer a majority which prompted the rise of the tea party in the first place. Nothing has changed since Obama took office, he is Bush lite, except more articulate. People whine and say that he is tough on business because he hurt their feelings by calling them "fat cats", even though they have made record profits in his administration. 68% of white people voted for Mittens, he won 17% of the Hispanic vote and 7% of the black vote. If Republicans ever want to be electorally viable, they need to get the Hispanic vote up to about 40%. However, that won't happen with telling Hispanics that they should "self deport", they are lazy, coming up with the most asinine laws where they can be jailed and deported just for looking Hispanic or speaking Spanish. Sticking Marco Rubio on a ballot won't do the trick, they need to do some actual thinking and real reformation of Immigration policies, otherwise, they will be dead in the water as a political party.



3. War on Women





As Soon as the tea party freshmen took control of the House, they went on a war of the uterus, despite the fact that they campaigned on the debt. It was abortion, the redefinition of rape, rape, rape, rape, and more rape. The very people that screamed about no government intrusion had no problem with government intrusion on my uterus and who people slept with. That logic always seems to escape social conservatives...

Republicans made argument after argument about the sanctity of life and that rape was either a gift from God, another form of conception, akin to pregnancy out of wedlock, or that the human body had ways of "shutting that thing down" if it were deemed legitimate. As a result, every creepy creeperton that made rape statements lost their bid for re-election, inevitably costing them a possible majority in the Senate. It appears us women in the electorate did have a way to shut that thing down, meaning the failed campaigns of all those residents of crazy town.

It's time to let go of the social conservatism, and focus on fiscal conservatism, period. Morality can not be legislated, no matter how hard you try, unless you live in a theocratic society. They say they want to live in democratic and free society, unless it relates to sex, relationships, drugs, or religion.You know what, that's not truly a free society, and you can't have it both ways. Everyone isn't Judeo-Christian and doesn't share those so called values, whatever those are. For the record, Jesus was a socialist...




4. Republican Obstructionism- Party of No





As soon as the Republicans took control of the House, their sole goal was to deny Obama a second term. Mitch McConnell, Senate Minority Leader, famously said that was his only agenda. Category 5 Moron Michelle Bachmann, made that her harpie war chant, "One term president." Instead of doing the work they were elected to do, they played political games, dabbled in birtherism, demanded to see birth certificates, called Obama a terrorist, a communist, a socialist, blamed him for everything from WWI to the rain. They perpetuated the Us. vs. Them mentality that permeated and festered throughout the not so intelligent electorate. By elevating the likes of Allen West, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, there was no working ability to have the mythological bi-partisanship. It was nothing more than trying to score political points for the political vacuum that is the Republican punditry.

5. Living in a Fantasy World

Republicans as a whole hate facts. Or should I say, they change their rhetoric when it's politically convenient. Most Republicans are as socialist as the Left. While not as socially liberal as the left—not advocating equality, gay rights, feminism, etc., etc.—Republicans have proven every bit as fiscally liberal with the exception of the last year or so. But try to get one to admit that social security and medicare are socialist programs along the lines of Obamacare, and they’ll dance and dodge all day! It was Bush II who created medicare prescription drug coverage at the cost of $550 billion, and only nine Senate republicans opposed.

Public schooling is a socialist institution, paid for like a social welfare scheme, where socialist teachers teach socialism to conservatives’ kids. It was designed as an anti-conservative institution and operates openly as an anti-conservative institution. Yet most conservative parents still mock homeschooling and refuse to put their kids in even a private school. Some Christians argue they’re salt and light—”we just need prayer back in schools!” The only prayer any kid should be praying in school is “Mom! Dad! Please! Get me out!”

There is no such thing as private property as long as property taxes and the threat of liens exist. Bad-mouthing Obama’s socialism rings hollow until you pressure your state, county, and municipal officials to abolish property taxes. Of course, you’d also have to argue against public schooling as well, for about 75% of property taxes go to pay for public schools.

Republicans were the original spend-and-tax, big-government Progressives, and remain so today. The same Republican men who nationalized the military, in order to fund their progressive ideals, created, promoted, and signed into law the Sixteenth amendment (national income tax) which had the side-effect of rendering the IRS a permanent institution. So, the tea party is in effect protesting itself. I told you they weren't the brightest bulbs in the box...

6.  The Party of Stupid

Why is ignorance celebrated? The Republican party has steadily dumbed itself down to the lowest common denominator. They deny global warming, evolution, coined the terms "legitimate rape", and "death panels". The believe the Bible is 100% literal, that the earth is 6,000 years old, humans and dinosaurs co-existed even  when there is fossil evidence that proves that this didn't happen. When did they abandon common sense, logic and embrace ignorance and take pride in it. They even nominate the dumbest candidates they can find and call them "authentic" while calling educated people "elitist". Seriously?! Elitist for having a college education and using proper English. Sorry for not wanting to have Honey Boo Boo as the titular head of the party and you shouldn't want to either.

The problem was that we saw the Republicans for what they really were and it was a right-wing party that did not reflect the rest of the electorate.  Politics is tribal, but surrendering the centre-ground can be ill-afforded in any election. The GOP may have targeted the blue collar and the religious vote, but its policy towards immigration, the economy and women saw it ostracize a huge proportion and increasingly important section of the electorate: Hispanics and women. Suicidal when one looks at the make-up of the swing states.

This is a party that has placed ideology ahead of electability and fitness to govern. Ultimately this is why you failed and failed spectacularly. But buck up. We survived 8 years of Bush and conversely you will survive 8 years of Obama.

Artur Davis, The Latest Delusional Puppet of Republican Racial Propaganda

Et Tu Brute?



Why Do I Have A High Top Fade in 2012?




Republicans on Wednesday were celebrating the defection to the GOP this week of a former Democratic congressman and close ally of President Barack Obama, saying that it underscored their argument that the president has led the country on a march to the left. How I wonder since Obama's policies are pretty much George W. Bush's minus the double negative speech, and global embarrassment.


Former Alabama congressman Artur Davis, once a rising star in the Democratic Party and the man who helped put Obama’s name in nomination for the presidency in 2008, announced his intention to switch parties and said that he will vote for Mitt Romney in November. Surprise, surprise...This man will say and do anything to try and get back into political office. It's pathetic really...


“The fact that he has the courage to analyze the problems with the current administration on the issues of unifying diverse interests in America and creating jobs tells me this is a guy with a lot of principle,” said Virginia Gov. Robert McDonnell, R, who said he plans to call Davis in the next few days to welcome him to the party. Will they give him a pair of tap shoes, sheet music and a tux because he will be nothing more than a hired dancing monkey. The token black to prove once again, "Republican's aren't racists" and "Look I know black people, they come to my house."


Davis, a centrist delusionist who opposed the Democratic health-care bill, said he may run for elected office as a Republican in Virginia. (a political calculation so he wouldn't look like a "black politician")


In Virginia, Republicans saw in the black Harvard graduate an appealing potential candidate who could shake up the growing Democratic sway in northern Virginia.

“All I can say his analysis of the problems facing America are spot-on and his credentials are impeccable,” said McDonnell. “That’s a great start for being a candidate in northern Virginia or anywhere else in the Commonwealth of Virginia.”

Davis’s drift from the Democratic Party had been building for years, and Democrats dismissed his desertion as a tactical shift by a politician with wounded ambitions: Davis left Congress after he ran for governor of Alabama two years ago but failed to win his party’s nomination for the job. He won a whopping 38% of the vote by campaigning like he wanted to lose. His seat, the 7th Congressional District is made of predominately black counties in Alabama. All one needs to do to win is be black and human and you win that seat. He decided to run for governor right when the tea party took steam in 2010 with their ignorance and special brand of racism that has made this country grind to a halt since the Freshmen took control of Congress. Now, he also ignored all and I mean all the black Democratic leadership in the state which understandably pissed quite a few people off. Namely, the entire black electorate. I personally saw him at only one campaign function and I was with my candidate for several months for days on end. Imagine my shock when the ADC, (the Alabama Democratic Convention) sent out ballots endorsing Sparks (the white dude).

 But Davis’s political profile, his past vocal support of Obama and his pointed critique of the Democratic Party do create an opening for the GOP. Davis was the first congressman outside the president ‘s home state of Illinois to endorse Obama in 2007.

In an interview, Davis said he believes there is little tolerance in Democratic politics for “center-right” views like his own. No...he is still upset that he was soundly rejected that he ran a stupid campaign and the democrats didn't just vote for him because he's a Democrat. He just expected to be the Alabama Obama and that just because he went to Harvard and just because he is a lawyer, that somehow he would just get the black vote and all he had to worry about was the white vote. That was his calculation, and he calculated wrong. Now he is butt hurt and he want's to switch parties.

Brutus Davis says, “The conventional wisdom in this town is that the Democrats have stayed in one happily tolerant place and that Republicans have moved to the hard right,” Davis said. “I can assure you that in the Democratic Party, there is substantial intolerance for people who deviate from the party line.” Again, he deviated from the party line...now all he can do is whine.

Harpo, Who Dis Woman?

What did he do as Commissioner of the 7th? Nothing. People have sent him letters stating concerns and he never so much as sent a computerized response. The bills he sponsored were about agriculture, so 10 years in Congress that's what we got, NOTHING. He supports Romney, so what? This is one loser that sought a higher office based on Obama's name and now he is pouting. Is it Obama's fault that Artur married this fake wife to use for campaign purposes that no one ever saw? Riding on the back of that pickup truck on that campaign add didn't help did it? Is it Obama's fault that Artur didn't watch the news or check the political climate and notice that, "hey dummy, the racists are out screaming about taking my country back, maybe running for governor of the most racist state in America might not happen right now." 

Let me say this to Artur, no matter what party you switch to, you will be labeled a traitor and just because bashing the President is the flavor of the month, the Republican's will entertain you. At least until he is re-elected. Virginia is still a southern state just like Alabama, and just like Alabama wasn't ready to vote for you as the First Black Governor, Virginia most certainly won't vote for a traiterous loser like you, so join the ranks with Category 5 Moron Michelle Bachmann, Sister Sarah Palin,  Herb Cain, Mittens Romney, Fat Drug Addict Titular head of the party Limbaugh, Dead Rabbit Toupe Trump, Worlds Saddest Tangerine Boehner, and tell us again how sane and moderate these people are one more time when they try to bring the President up on treason charges or claim that he was born in Kenya or worse, tie tax cuts to the raising of the debt ceiling so the country's credit rating can be down graded again. I and everyone else can see what this is, you are hurt because your precious male ego is bruised and you are seeking vengeance against the party that hurt you. Take responsibilty for the fact that you ran a piss poor campaign at the wrong time in history. Obama is the first Black President, not you, Get over it. How the hell did you make it to Harvard?

Welcome to 6th Grade!

The GOP Clown Show

"A President is supposed to lead, not Read".

Is this a joke? I sincerely hope that Uncle Ruckus the singing minstrel is joking, if not then this is pathetic. The misinformation Cain Train continued after stumbling on a question about the situation in Libya just days ago, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested on Friday that he believes the new Libyan government involves elements of the Taliban.

"Do I agree with siding with the opposition? Do I agree with saying that Gaddafi should go?" Cain said. "Do I agree that they now have a country where you've got Taliban and Al Qaeda that's going to be part of the government?" Really Negrodamus? I thought the GOP liked getting rid of dictators that tortured and killed it's own people or maybe he missed George W. Bush's wild Iraqi adventure. The more imbecilic he appears answering high school level questions - the more money he raises and the longer his popularity numbers hold steady. Ladies and gentlemen - Herman Cain isn't what's sick in this picture. Making further moronic excuses, he says, "Do I agree with not knowing the government was going to -- which part was he asking me about?" Cain said, referring to the reporter from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's editorial board who asked the presidential contender about Libya. "I was trying to get him to be specific and he wouldn't be specific." Right, by asking open ended questions and letting you dictate the conversation, oh, how unfair, Herb, you must feel totally taken advantage of.

His handlers who appear to be on continual damage control tried to downplay the incident, saying that the video was "taken out of context" and that Cain was running "on four hours of sleep."
"He didn't say anything wrong or inaccurate; it just took him a while to recall the specifics of Libya." He didn't say anything at all. The Libya incident was in the stream of public knowledge for about 6 months, all one had to do was pick up a news paper, read a page on the internet, SOMETHING.

This man is a total embarrassm­ent. "Taken out of context." Cain is out of context. This man is extremely limited in knowledge of the world today. Totally uninformed and He comes across like a I would expect a HS dropout would come across. This country should be embarrasse­d that anyone would suggest or back this man for a presidenti­al candidate. Pretty much that can be said for most of the republican candidates­.  This very same "gotcha" interview, he claimed he wouldn't bomb Iran because they had mountains, as if he was unaware that we possess the technology to fly, or climb over things like mountains.

 Did anyone take the quote, "How do you say delicious in Cuban?" out of context? I thought every idiot knew that Cuba was a country, the inhabitants of Cuba were Cubans and the language they speak is Spanish. This stuff that Cain and the rest of the GOP clown brigade are asked about don't even rise to the level of foreign policy, it's just basic common sense and they fail on every level. The dumbing down of America has taken us to new lows.

How about Herb needs less of his pimp hat and more books. Even his wife isn't convinced that this jive turkey  can lead and be President against hostile Sharia Law loving nations like "Ubeki- beki- beki-stan-stan".

The other vaudevillians on the clown show are Bachmann who claims that she has never had a gaffe...a person that should have a psych drug iv drip infusion 24/7. This person believes that the HPV vaccine causes retardation. She also claimed that the founding fathers like Washington and John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly to end slavery. Lincoln wrote the Emancipation proclamation around1845 and the Declaration of Independence was written in 1776...That's some tireless work, I didn't know the founding father's were vampires. She as the self proclaimed leader of the Tea Party (Boston Harbor), went to New Hampshire and thanked them for being the birth place of the Revolutionary Movement.






Rick Perry claims that Obama has never lived the life of a typical American, and believes that he thinks that he is the "smartest guy in the room". As long as there is a piece of dusty uneaten wax fruit, Rick Perry will never be the smartest guy in the room. He went on to say, "He never had to really work for anything. He never had to go through what Americans are going through," Perry said. "We need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life and understands what it's like to have to deal with the issues of our economy that we have today in America." Really Pretty Ricky? Being mixed race, raised by a single mother who was on food stamps at one time, yeah, you are right, he just breezed through. Rick Perry's answer to drought problems in Texas is to pray for rain, he can't remember the 3rd part of the government he would abolish and that's HIS argument point. What's even more stupid is that he wants to be President of a country that he once wanted to secede from.

Rick Santorum, the homophobe in chief, loves to make stupid statements. Here are some his closeted statements, "I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does." Even though bigamy, polygamy, incest and to a lesser extent adultery, rape are all ILLEGAL, that makes no never mind to Sanitarium. He goes all in and follows his illogical statement stopping short of claiming gays create bestiality. I'm sure that has popped up somewhere in his arguments. He is a staunch supporter of Don't Ask Don't Tell because soldiers shower together. He is also a global warming denier, "There is no such thing as global warming." He claimed there's enough oil, coal and natural gas to last centuries, and that we should "drill everywhere!" Let's start with the holes in your head. "I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler," Santorum said. "And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 -- which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas -- is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors." So our breathing creates global warming? No, no one is saying that when people say global warming is "man made". They mean, Ricky boy, that our actions like pollution causes global  warming, not breathing. How stupid can you be?

The smartest candidate with the shadiest character is Newt Gingrich who left his second wife on her death bed to get with his current stepford wife while prosecuting a President for getting a b.j. in the oval office all at the same time. This is man who wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit him on his his Newt. The former speaker of the house denies he is part of the Washington culture...I mean, he was SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and number 3 to the President. He truly has a talent for historical revisionism and outright lies, but what do you expect from someone named after a reptile.

The entire GOP field lacks intelligence, character, and integrity with a religion infused anti intellectualism that makes the US look like a bunch of fools who can't pick a person that can read a newspaper, much less a grade school term paper. At this point, I would consider them well read if they made through a Sear's catalogue. Since they took control of the House they have shown us that they should never have the reigns of power in any capacity ever again.

If we elect any one of these sad clowns the jokes on us.

Herman Cain Delivers Stale Pizza at Florida Straw Poll

The Herman Cain Crazy Train is off the rails

Real life Uncle Ruckus/ Uncle Tom and deluded Presidential candidate Herman Cain got the insanity vote from the droves of inbred GOP Floridians instead of front runner lilly white plastic hair, empty suit  and magic under wear lover Romney or Bush the Sequel executioner in chief Rick Perry. The outspoken while nothing of substance comes out business man and former Godfathers Pizza Executive, Herman Cain won the Florida straw poll with 37% of the vote, with Rick Perry coming in a distant second with around 15%. Cain, a Tea Party favorite, has been very vocal about being the only non career politician( like being inexperienced is something to brag about), and spewed out his destructive 9-9-9 (close your eyes he sounds like the Fuhr of Germany), economic plan that would raise taxes on the low and middle class and cut taxes for the wealthy. Cain is also known for his fear mongering towards muslims and has been against any civil rights towards gays and lesbians. Interesting that a black man that grew up in the Civil Rights era can advocate the denial of Civil Rights for another group. Herman Cain and other Republicans don't seem to be able to make that intellectual leap and connect the dots. Cain winning in Florida doesn't mean much for him as he isn't likely to see much success outside of the state. The bigger story is the low numbers by Perry and Romney, who finished 3rd in the poll at 14%. The teabaggers drink tainted tea by the barrel in the south.

Eff you, pay me

"This is a sign of our growing momentum and my candidacy that cannot be ignored," Cain said. "I will continue to share my message of 'common sense solutions' across this country and look forward to spending more time in Florida, a critical state for both the nomination and the general election." You know what they say about campaigns made out of straw, Michele Bachmann found out.  

Looks like he won the gullible over with his stuffed crust or he just spent more money like Bachmann did in Iowa. The very telling result is that Romney, without even participat­ing, came in only 1.5% under Perry who did participat­e.
Common sense and Republican in the same sentence go together like shark and gold fish. Herman Cain reminds me of the caricature of Don King in Rocky V. He has no plans for anything other than parroting what every other "conservative" says. De fund, deregulate, invade my uterus, dismantle the board of education, and keep poor people poor or make them poorer.  In order to keep stupid people stupid and continuously voting for you, kill education. Nice...

Given that we are in a war and our nation needs a better strategy or simply an all-out withdrawal from our current wars, Herman Cain admits he has no plan for Afghanista­n. This was Cain's response to Chris Wallace when asked about his plan: "The right approach is: the day I'm elected president, I will start on that plan such that the day I was sworn in, I will be able to implement the plan." Is this a pageant answer? The Iraq such as, like such as...This is absolutely horrendous­ly stupid as an answer. A presidenti­al candidate needs to have thought these things out before deciding to run for office. Bush just opened the flood gates for the underachievers. Why is he still here? My guess is the Tea-Cracke­rs keep Herman around like someone you use when your want to PROVE you've got black friends. Michael Steele was the first "black friend" and now it's Cain's turn. There can only be one. Guess he will have a cushy job on either cluster Fox or MSNBC after his embarrassing defeat.

Who are the Republicans going to drag out of the mothballs next? Herman Munster or will they have a seance to bring back Nixon? Of course not, Reagan! Unfortunately Reagan would be a Democrat in today's Republican party. What people don't know about old Uncle Ruckus is that Cain clearly believes that his pro-busine­ss message is what GOP voters want to hear, (it's the economy stupid). But scrubbed from Cain’s official story is his long tenure as a director at a Midwest energy corporatio­n named Aquila that, like the infamous Enron Corporation­n, recklessly drove into the wild west of energy trading and speculatio­n – and ultimately screwed its employees out of tens of millions of dollars. According to a massive class action lawsuit against Aquila’s board of directors – including Cain – he allegedly steered employees into heavily investing their retirement savings in company stock, while at the same time shifting their business model from straight­ forward energy generation to risky energy trading – the kind of corporate greed that infamously brought down Enron. In the suit, it claims that Cain and other top officials violated a 37-year-ol­d federal law that requires employers to responsibly­ manage the retirement programs for their employees. Their pensions and life savings were lost.  So he wants to be trusted to head the fiscal health of the country and the world? Hell to the no!

Herman Cain can never be elected President. He is a former CEO of many major corporatio­ns who has admitted to actively discrimina­ting against Muslims. If a single Muslim or Arab-looki­ng employee was fired during Cain's tenure as CEO, that person can now claim it was because of discrimina­tion.

Herman Cain is TOAST or at least a stale half eaten anchovy and olive pizza delivered to GOP headquarters, and he knows it. Read More... That's partly why he apologized to the Muslim community to stave off those kinds of claims.

An explorer in Africa who was captured by cannibals found himself being offered a hot bath, but as the water got hotter and hotter, realized that onions, carrots, and spices were being thrown in. He remarked “somebody is cooking something that really smells delicious”­.

I hope Herman can smell what’s really cooking.  

Congress Critter Approval Rating Drops...

And I'm a graduate of the university of DUH!

It's a Full Moon in Washington

The poll  a new Associated Press-GfK poll finds the tea party has lost support, Republican House Speaker John Boehner is increasingly unpopular and people are warming to the idea of not just cutting spending but also raising taxes – anathema to the GOP – just as both parties prepare for another struggle with deficit reduction. The poll finds more people are down on their own member of Congress, not just the institution, an unusual finding in surveys and one bound to make incumbents particularly nervous. In interviews, some people said the debt standoff itself, which caused a crisis of confidence to ripple through world markets, made them wonder whether lawmakers are able to govern at all.

Did we really need a poll to tell us this? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? If you voted Republican you have. But, you thought it was Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane and he passed out Jesus Juice.

 Much about the next election hinges on independent voters (the dumbest and least informed), the ever-growing group fiercely wooed by campaigns for years. These respondents, the poll found, were the least forgiving toward incumbents and shifted substantially toward the need to raise taxes as part of the deficit and debt solution. They shift like the moon. *Poof, no new taxes. *Poof raise taxes. They don't know what they want or can find their own butts on a map.

My solution to the politician problem is term limits. Instead of amending the Cosntituti­on for abortion or traditiona­l marriage only - let's pass a law that no Senator or House Representa­tive can serve two consecutiv­e terms?

That way, if the person wants to run again - they simply have to sit out for one term and then they can run again in six or two years respective­ly.

AND no golden health Read More... care coverage. No cadillac pension plans. No lobbyist jobs EVER.I wonder how many of these current Congress Critters would actually agree to that? All Tea Party people should be delighted to push this through - but the proof is in the 3-corner hat pudding. TP'ers hate all government critters unless it is THEIR government critter, then they love him/her.

This is what happens when you have one side that doesn't believe in reality or math or government running Congress.  The economy, the enviroment­, families, health care, infrastruc­ture, education are all in dire straits because of the willful neglect and harm done by the previous administra­tion. This Congress has done nothing but talk, conspire and obstruct.

No where else in life do people get chosen to run something that they hate or don't believe in. Having Republican­s in charge of Government is like asking the Amish to run the electrical grid. Obama's approval is at 41% but Congress is a whopping 12%, thanks to the God Squad. Pretty soon it will be negative numbers to match the total IQ scores of the voters that elected them in the first place. The Tea Baggers and the people that prompted them have damaged America beyond repair.

Here is some advice for the future: Never vote Anti-Goven­ment people into the government­, they already revealed they have another agenda. Seems simple enough, but we had to learn the hard way, well not me...that's a conclusion people over the age of 5 should be able to reach. Unless you are Southern...


Just wake me up when the world is burning...AKA everything going to hell. Morpheus please pass out the red pills.

Trump and Comb Over Threatens to Run For President...Again...

It must be groundhog hog's day, when this clown pops up, it's 6 more months of stupidity.

Real estate mogul and fame whore Donald Trump said Tuesday he expects Texas Gov. Rick Perry to do "very nicely" as a presidential candidate. But Trump stopped short of endorsing Perry and said he hasn't ruled out running for president himself as an independent.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Trump said Perry was a welcome entry in the GOP field that includes former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann. Bachmann won the Iowa straw poll Saturday, the same day Perry announced he too would seek the party's nomination to challenge President Barack Obama in 2012.

"I think Rick Perry is a real positive. Nobody can predict outcomes, but I think he will do very nicely," Trump said. "We need someone in this country who is willing to shake things up." This from the person that has his "investigators" in Hawaii looking for the President's long form birth certificate. On Tuesday, Trump said he would still consider running next year as an independent if he doesn't believe the candidate who wins the GOP nomination is strong enough to beat Obama. Trump said he'd make a decision after the next season of his show, "Celebrity Apprentice," ends in June. Translation: If the show doesn't get renewed. "I have an obligation. We have a tremendous following – millions of people who would like to see me run," Trump said. Millions would love to see the comb over and his financials needed for the vetting process, but this narcissist will never allow anyone to see into his house of cards. Wow- using a possible Presidenti­al run as an advertising­ gimmick for his TV show. I'm shocked!

Trump also defended Perry's suggestion Monday that Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke would be committing a "treasonous" act if he pumped more money into the economy.
"It was a meaningless phrase, it was just rhetorical. He's very emotional about how the country is doing," Trump said of Perry, pushing back on President George W. Bush's former political director Karl Rove and other Republicans who have criticized Perry's comment.
"Karl Rove is an empty hat," Trump said. "We ended up with Obama because of Karl Rove and George W. Bush." An empty hat...I suggest Trump put a hat on that dead animal that is on top of his head.

We just couldn't let Sister Sarah and her idiot daughter hog up all the attention could we? Is he funding her idiot tour or SarahPac? His statement, " I will run if no one better comes along, or if my show isn't renewed", sounds eerily familiar. I'm glad he finally weighed in. I was getting worried there someone of his stature and importance having nothing to say. Now we can all sleep better, the Donald has spoken.  Donald Trump is exactly what the Republican­s need, another clown. Another racist clown.

Donald Trump and the highly trained 'possum that lives on top of his head are every bit as qualified as Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann to serve as President of their local Sewage Boards. The whole lot of them should be given the respect they are due.  

Can Donald Trump's ego be contained in a single universe?   I don't know about the universe, but multiple bankruptcy courts have not been able to contain it.

To Trump I say this: No chance Frump. You're not close enough to Jeebus.  

Tea Party and the Alabama Storm of Stupidity



Elections have consequences



The Tea Party is dedicated to the destructio­n of the American way of governance­, The patriots left England to live under a different kind of government­, not no government at all. The Tea Party are just pawns in a game of control and take-over.

It should come as NO surprise that HR 2560 or the idiotic CUT, CAP AND BALANCE passed the House tonight 234-190 with a largely partisan and symbolic vote. There is no chance it will pass the Senate and if it does by some Miracle, the President "claims" he will exercise his veto pen. Since I live in Alabama, the cradle of idiocy and demagoguery, I wanted to let everyone know which member of the goon squad voted for this stupid bill. Robert Aderholt, Spencer Bachus, Jo Bonner, Mo Brooks (I'm sure he will be re-elected over and over because he is a complete moron just like Richard Shelby), Martha Roby and Mike Rogers. Of course these are all Republicans...The sole Nay was Democrat Terri Sewell. In the Senate you have Klansmen Richard Shelby and Jeff Sessions who will undoubtedly vote Nay for the bill but will be shutdown because it's Democrat controlled.

 I mean for the love of God...these Republicans are that afraid of the Tea Party? Is Boehner that much of an impotent prick? Get control of your idiots! A bunch of people dressed in costumes who don't understand how to govern, that's who you are going to let dictate how to run the government. It's amazing, truly amazing. Clearly reason and common sense doesn't exist in the South, especially in the Alabama moronathon but it needs to exist in the GOP leadership or they can be more irrelevant than they already are. The usual argument about voodoo trickle down economics, or as I call it "urology" has clearly failed the Republic, if that's what you want to call this government anymore. The "job creators" aren't creating jobs in America and no matter how many tax breaks these circus clowns give them, the money will stay in the "job creators" pockets. How do I know? I have to call India or Bangladesh for tech support and to my finance company for my car, but it's supposed to be operating in Texas. We know they have been shipping jobs over seas for years... These people took a surplus from a Democratic President and squandered it away in a matter of months and not only are they concerned with deficits and spending they are protecting the job creators...this is idiocracy at it's finest. How can anyone take these people seriously? How can anyone that has been awake listen to a word these people say? Oh yeah, the Jesus thing...

The original Boston Tea Party would have been about keeping jobs in America. They would have disliked large corporatio­ns just like they wanted to be free from King George III. But I am injecting things that are found in books, which are things that people in my neck of the woods hate.

I swear I am in the twilight zone.  Boehner is so full of shite that even his eyes are brown.

Why the Balance Budget Ammendment is Stupid and Will Never Happen

It appears the Republicans are losing the battle on the debt ceiling and America is one step closer to being just another dead beat debtor screening calls from it's many bill collectors. Everyone needs to experience that feeling at least once...The president has refused to make massive cuts without at least some tax increases (for the rich or fictional job creators as the GOP calls them). And Wall Street is pressuring the right-wing Republicans to increase the debt ceiling whether they get any agreement with Obama or not. Even a large part of their own party thinks it would make sense to accompany cuts with at least a small tax increase. I didn't get a degree in economics, but it is only logical to tax in order to raise revenues, and taxing so called job creators, who interestingly have created no jobs, are the people to tax.

But many of these right-wingers were nominated and elected by teabaggers, and they are terrified that giving in and raising the debt ceiling would be the end of their political career (because the same teabaggers that elected them would replace them with someone else who probably understands economic policy even less than they do, and that's a frightening prospect). What are these right-wing Republicans to do? They are stuck between the wishes of Wall Street (their contributors) and the teabaggers (their base). That's The Devil and the Super Devil...

What some of them are doing is reviving the ludicrous idea of a balanced budget amendment which sounds great for stupid people who don't know anything and who will respond positively for campaign posters and bumper stickers. Usually, passing legislation that they know will never be enacted solely to pander to their base has been the domain of the Republicans in the House. But now the Senate Republicans would like to try it out, too. Since that's a winning strategy... As such, all 41 GOP senators announced that they have signed on to Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey’s “Balanced Budget Amendment” idea, a plan to add a need for a balanced budget to the federal constitution.

They'll vote to raise the debt ceiling (they really have to eventually), but they are trying to soothe their base by pushing the idea of getting a balanced budget amendment passed. Bruce Bartlett, a policy advisor to President Reagan and Treasury official under President H.W. Bush, called the Republican plan "mind boggling in its insanity" and said this act of political posturing would be a huge mistake:

"In short, this is quite possibly the stupidest constitutional amendment I think I have ever seen. It looks like it was drafted by a couple of interns on the back of a napkin. Every senator cosponsoring this POS should be ashamed of themselves." Lol!

Here are the simple reasons why it's a stupid idea:

It will take forever to get an amendment enacted by Congress and approved by three-quarters of the states (that's the 50 STATES, THE ENTIRE 50 HAVE TO APPROVE THE AMENDMENT), if it can be done at all.

 The budget must be balanced except in times of war. So when are we not at war? We have been at war for at least a decade and we have a need to intervene in every conflict everywhere at all times. Wouldn't this so called amendment make it harder to cut taxes because it would force a tax increase...exactly...

We are running a deficit of over $1 trillion for the the foreseeable future, can't really hop on the balanced budget bandwagon if we are nowhere near a balanced budget. 

The Balanced Budget Amendment is Unenforceable legally. How will it enforce spending and tax increases? Legally, we wouldn't even know that the budget was unbalanced until the end of the fiscal year. A federal court can't force people to give back funds they have dispersed for social security, medicare, wages for government workers and goods and services. Therefore, the nonsense the Republicans are proposing is basically not happening.  

This is a brain-dead stuck on stupid, piece of political fecal matter with a side of vomit that proves that Americans are stupid. Why? These nimrods are our representatives and these are apparently the best this nation has to offer to run this anemic government. Anyone that believes that we can pay our debts based on the interest, is insane. The GOP/ baggers swore they would focus on jobs but instead we have functional retards that are distracted by shiny objects, bartering away women's rights and insuring that corporations pay no federal income taxes while the gap between the rich and the poor continues to grow wider and wider.

You gotta wonder about these “Republicans” who dismantled PAYGO and then instituted a huge new entitlement program (Medicare Part D), a huge new cabinet-level department (Homeland Security) and started a pointless war (Iraq), all without bothering to make provisions for paying for any of it, other than borrowing from the Chinese.

Saying no to PAYGO but yes to a constitutional amendment is like saying I’m starting a diet next Monday so today I’m going to eat a whole pizza followed by a tub of ice-cream. Knowing, of course, that “next Monday” is in fact a decade away, given the cumbersome nature of the amendment process.

Rick Perry- The New George W Bush Only Smarter?

Republican flavor of the month Rick Perry may answer my prayers and get in the race for President and I pray that he does. For those who don't know who this gem is, let me refresh your memories. He wears cowboy boots with suits, jogs with a gun, and when Obama won was so angry threatened to secede from the union. Now, he wants to run for president, but not really comprehending the "United States" concept. Oh..his boots say, "come and take it", which are making people question his hetero status, for obvious reasons.

 Rick Perry announced that he rented out a 70,000 seat football stadium in Houston, for something called the response, which sounds like a home pregnancy test, but actually is to quote the governor “a Christian prayer service to provide spiritual solutions to the many challenges we face as a nation.” I guess the idea is to get together in a big group and pray all at once. That way the signal is stronger and god doesn't lose you when he's going through a canyon. But here on planet reality, may I point out that there is no such thing as spiritual solutions to national problems. If that's where we are as a country, if our official government policy is “yee haw... Jesus take the wheel!” then we're dead already.

On Perry's Jesus exploitation site, Perry writes, "there is hope for America. "It lies in heaven and we will find it on our knees." (I'm pretty sure many a hooker and pimp has uttered those words.) He also says "some problems are beyond our power to solve." Really?! What happened to American Exceptionalism? What happened to "pulling ourselves up by our bootstraps?" What happened to being the greatest nation on earth? The "only superpower"? And if Perry thinks only god can solve our problems, why is he even in government? Isn't he in the wrong line of work? Well...pimping out people in the name of the lord does count as politics and preaching, so it does go both ways. Why doesn't he just stay at home and light a bunch of candles like Sissy Spacek's mom in Carrie?

Here's a novel approach: Not only are our problems NOT beyond our power to solve, they're actually fairly easy to solve. You have a giant budget deficit, like Perry has in Texas, raise taxes. Everyone that hasn't been in a coma know that taxes have been at the lowest rate since the 1950's. That coupled with 2 wars, a recession, are the reasons that we have a huge deficit. Not because God was angry that Lady Gaga wore penis shoes on American Idol even though J.Lo's voice could start the Apocalypse at any given time.

Sometimes it doesn't require prayer to solve solutions, sometimes it only takes a calculator.

Herman Cain- An Offer America Has to Refuse

Did you know there is an attempt to ease Sharia Law and the Muslim faith into our government? Did you know that Sharia Law has crept into Europe? You didn't? Neither did I. Most of us that live in or around the planet earth know that no one has attempted to ease Sharia Law in the US government and know that's a breach of the 1st Amendment of the US Constitution and we also know that there is no evidence of Sharia Law in Europe. Not unless you are rolling ecstasy, popping pills, snorting coke and and have an iv of infused gasoline going directly into your veins. According to token GOP house negro/ presidential candidate Herman Cain, all of the above is real. This fool believes that Muslims in America try to force Sharia Law onto the rest of us. *sigh* Is this guy supposed to inoculate the GOP and the Tea Baggers from the charge of racism? He is a true Macadamia.

He also states that he would not be comfortable appointing a Muslim either to his Cabinet or as a Federal Judge. Really?! So, let me get get this straight...a black man born in Georgia, born in 1945 under Jim Crow has the unmitigated gaul to practice discrimination. Did he not see the "colored only" signs? I want him to show one example, just one, of how Muslims have tried to take over or overthrow the government and impose Sharia Law. If they or anyone did that do you know what that would be called? Treason. Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Muhammad Ali, Jermaine Jackson you are all dangers to America!

I'm a Skeeeeeeeered, blind, deef and dumb.

It gets better with our Black, Bigot Extraordinaire, he said that if he did hire a Muslim, he would require them to take an oath of allegiance. Has no one told him that public officials take oaths to protect and defend the constitution? Has he taken his role as CEO of Godfather's Pizza and confused it as being the real Godfather? You want them to piss on the Quran and bow and kiss your ring? He also suggested that as part of a peace deal with Israel he would give the Palestinians nothing.

Here is his justification:

"If we look at history, it has been clear that the Palestinians have always wanted to push Israelis and push Israel for more and more. I don't agree with that." Apparently, during his time on the plantation picking cotton he missed learning about WWII and the creation of the nation of Israel and the piss poor way the west went about the creation of that country. Why wouldn't Palestinians want to destroy Israel? If we were invaded by a foreign country, kicked out of our homes and thrown in tents all to ease guilt after the holocaust, wouldn't that piss you off? What if that country created a new country, set up a new military, stripped us of our belongings and the only thing we had were rocks and religion? But what are facts when you can just invent things and latch on to stories from the Bible. The two state solution is what EVERY president since Carter has been trying to achieve and outside of eradicating the entire Middle East, the only viable solution to achieve peace. What do you know? Do you know anything? History Professor...

Herman Cain stated that as President he would only sign bills that are no more than 3 pages instead of 2,000+ pages. So, the law can be summed up in a three page brochure? A Vogue Magazine has more depth than what he is proposing. So Cain is afraid of "lots of words". Should it have pictures and colors for those members like Michelle Bachmann who have the attention span of a 3yr. old? How about the legislators sponsor a bill via twitter, that's 140 characters, it's cheap, no paperwork and modern. Better yet, let's elect a psychic as president, we get all the above, with no computers, no phone, no staff, just savings all around. All of these possibilities are as probable as getting a good pizza from Godfather's. The stupidity of this statement, other than the fact that a president can't dictate the number of pages he signs, is that a Godfather Franchise agreement is on average 200 pages. FAIL! How can you privatize social security in 3 pages? How can you repeal health care in 3 pages? How can you set up oversight and appropriations in 3 pages? My explanation of medication from the pharmacy is longer than 3 pages, but he expects to sign bills into law that are no longer than 3 pages. I guess the number 3 is significant because of Biblical principle, maybe the trinity or he has a penchant for trilogies or having threesomes. Who knows?

Who needs them werds, book lernin is to cumplicated sumtimes.


Ignorance proves to be a virtue in the Republican party. If one embraces science, history, math or any subject other than bastardized judeo christianity Rush Limbaugh will have you banished before he goes back into his hooker spit and Oxycontin haze of hate and stupid. But, Cain, the Tea Baggin Godfather is not good enough to be master of the plantation at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. He's only fit to clean up after the Real Master with the Arabic name. Someone should send him watermelon, tap shoes and fried chicken, I mean some of that ghastly pizza of his, since he likes to be the minstrel on stage and actually believes the delusion that he can be President. The Game is to be sold not to be told. Where is a Godfather's pizza anyway? Yeah...exactly. Godfather Buffoon has "let's get real" on his campaign website. That's just great, nice double meaning for the tea party crowd and draws on a now dated black youth phraseology that emphasizes the importance of racial authenticity. Remember that skit on Dave Chapelle's "when keeping it real goes wrong?" So much is wrong with Cain, outside of being functionally retarded and using simplistic racial reasoning that has dominated American politics, especially on the right.


Did you also know that Planned Parenthood is responsible for genocide of black babies? According to Godfather Bigot it's planned genocide. He and he alone found out the dastardly plan of the PP and he as our chocolate warrior will save us. Yes! The Great Black Hope is Dead, Long Live the Great Black Hope! If only abortion could be retroactive...How old is Herman Cain anyway? I think the GOP has a nutcase boot camp and they just churn them out each election cycle, or they slip rohypnol in the koolaid at the straight camp. I think this dude can out crazy Bachmann, and that's a hard mountain to climb. Who knows what woman he has beef with, but it appears he has an Oedipus complex , just like Bishop Longstroke was a closeted pedophile that loved to preach about hating gays, but it's obvious this want to be has some mommy issues. Has he not gotten his fill of dead beat baby daddies failing to support and raise their children, being raised by single financially unprepared mother's in the world? Does he and the rest of the know nothings enjoy the endless parade of ignorance on Maury when Bonquinsha brings 15 guys on the show to find her baby daddy. No, their busy sending dick photos to each other, buying hookers, bribing each other and molesting kids.

Herman Cain is a pathetic excuse for a business man, just like Mitt Romney. When he took over that disgusting pizza chain, he was able to bring it back in the black by shutting stores down. It's a scam worthy of ENRON, but none of the Republicans talk about that...He has NO political experience and knowledge of economics, the legislative process, the constitution, the Bible...the list goes on and on. Monica Lewinsky has more experience in the white house than Herman Cain. Although it's on her knees, but more experience nonetheless.

How about when he gave a speech about how people never read the Constitution, then he quoted from the Declaration of Independence. He never quoted or referenced one line from the actual document he was just whining about people not reading. The Constitution! D'oh!

Keep your sunglasses on, you fake want to be Gotti, you will never be President, you will never be the GOP nominee. You are the house negro, only because you got money and wear designer suits, but do not get it twisted, you are a minstrel and you are a joke.

Your candidacy is like your pizza chain, dead, with an offer that we all refused back in the 80's.