Open Letter to Stacey Dash

Dear Stacey,

I am going to start out with something nice to say...

You look amazing for your age. I mean I wouldn't believe you were 50ish just by looking at you. Your hair is always pristine, you have a great physique and I still love Clueless. That vacant expression in your that says "the lights are on, but no one is home", is the stuff of men's fantasies.

With that said, you are probably dumber than Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann combined because they at least had jobs in the last decade. It was cool that  you didn't play the "I didn't root for Obama because he's black", thing, but why they let someone that isn't smart enough to answer questions from the Ms. Drag America Pageant discuss foreign policy confounds me.

Am I stupid enough for the Fox Crowd?

You always have lapses in history, reality, space, time, math and science and it's just disgusting. One of the more idiotic comments you have made, and believe me, there are boundless comments, is that blacks that voted for Obama, which must have included you, since you voted for him in 2008, you said on Junior KKK Sean Hannity, “It still keeps them stuck. They are getting money for free,” “They feel worthless. They are uneducated.” Site your source. Site the source where we are getting money for free, uneducated or feel worthless. Now if you mean the racist system that was already in place long before Obama took the white house, ok. If you are talking about the social programs that the majority of white people receive, then again, I concede the argument. If you are referencing the piss poor job market and that even if you have 12 degrees, you can lose your job at any given moment at any given time and it can take years to find another one. Then again, I see your point. But none of that is Obama's fault. 

It almost seems that you go out of your way to prove how much of a half wit you truly are and to prove that black women can be dumb blondes too. There should be a dialogue bubble next to everyone you stand next to that simply says, "I'm with stupid". The latest bit of idiocy that crossed from your wax lips, is a complete rewrite of history. I'm not sure you were sober in the 2000's to come up with this one, but here goes. On a clusterfox show Monday, you said with a straight face that no one would have been beheaded under a George W. Bush presidency. You said, “When George W. Bush was president, the most important thing to him was not to be liked, but to be respected,” she said. “And you better believe no one would have been beheaded when he was president.”

I was literally confused by this statement because I thought that it has happened, the silicone in your boobs have cut circulation off in your brain or you just don't understand the definition of "beheaded". Behead is a verb, meaning to take off head of; kill or execute by decapitation. Let me give you a history lesson for the selective amnesia that you clearly have. So the Bush years between 2000 and 2008 had a few guys that got beheaded Ms. Dumb Dash, let me tell you, they were broadcast online and you can easily find out this information on this primitive thing called "the internet". They even have a record of these people on Wikipedia. 


Daniel Pearl, the Jewish journalist, who was kidnapped by KSM, was the first guy, remember Angelina Jolie played his black wife in "A Mighty Heart" a few years ago, which made so sense...I digress...but he was killed in 2002. DURING BUSH'S TERM. 

Nick Berg was a contractor, back when Cheney was privatizing everything and getting rich for waging an illegal war. Nick was caught during Bush/ Cheney's misadventures in Iraq and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi personally beheaded Nick, in his poorly produced mix tape of Nick's beheading. This was 2004. AGAIN, BUSH WAS THE DECIDER IN CHIEF.

Owen Jack Armstrong and Jack Hensley, two contractors for a construction firm were Kidnapped with a Brit named Kenneth Bigley. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi personally beheaded Armstrong. The following day, the group beheaded Hensley, and threatened to kill Bigley, unless the United States met their demands to free all women prisoners in Iraqi jails Bigley was beheaded in October 2004.

There were countless people who were kidnapped, body parts were missing, bodies had to be recovered years after the fact. And let's not forget 3,000 people died on 9/11 while the President golfed and a war was started based on false pretenses, which is the reason why the above men were beheaded in the first place. 

Being a fox shill for the cash is one thing, but allowing you to have any type of intellectual conversation of any type is a pathetic joke. Basically anything that comes out of your mouth, a single celled 14 year old boy, could pick a part. 

Being a sex symbol yourself, I find it hard to believe that victim blaming is actually something you could do with a straight face. But again, I don't think the synapses fire and create one single, stable connection, so I don't believe you understand what you are saying half the time. But in your vapid, red state, mindless world, the rapist isn't to blame, the rape victim is to blame for being raped. Here is your word soup

“The other bad girls–bad women–are the ones who like to be naughty, might go out and play and get hurt and then, you know…But the other thing about this is that it then blames the alcohol instead of the person who over-drinks. So it’s like, the same thing with guns. Guns don’t kill people; people kill people. Alcohol doesn’t get you drunk; you get yourself drunk.”

So I guess in the photo above, since you are naked, with your typical deer in headlights look, is this you asking for it? Is this you being naughty? Aren't you turning the rapist on? It's not the rapist fault that they have a psychological problem and a need to dominate and control the victim. It's your fault for being "naughty" or getting drunk. And no alcohol doesn't get you drunk, I have the power of alcohol within me to get high off life and don't need alcohol. That makes sense to me.

You are the perfect Republican token black. All that is required is that you are lightskinned, have money, spout party nonsense, have a firm back side and big boobs and then they can say they aren't racist and are all inclusive. And you sit on tv and prove over and over that maybe Darwin was wrong with his theory of survival of the fittest. You are proof that they will just continue to shine the poo and try to make stupid seem under the "big tent". But, you are still so mesmerizingly stupid that it hurts, it hurts so bad. If you weren't pretty, God help you, but don't get confused, if it weren't for Clue, you would've been on the next pole next to Amber Rose.

Open Letter to the GOP: Here is Why You Lost

Dear Republicans,



Today a woman returned a pair of shoes to the shoe department. Thinking she was being a typical fickle female, she provided her so called rationale. "Since Obama was re-elected, I'm not sure that I'm going to have any more money and the government is spending too much money." As if Obama wasn't President 3 years ago, or when ever she bought the shoes.  This is the logic of the Republican Party...


Let this absorb into your small minds: Barack Obama was re-elected President of the United States of America on November 6th, 2012, and the world is still spinning on it's axis. For two whole days, people have been mourning the Romney/ Ryan loss and have questioned what went wrong. Everything was in place for a Republican win of the White House and a possible Senate pickup. There was a vulnerable president, a struggling economy, a still too high unemployment rate, a Supreme Court decision that allowed carte blanche in corporate campaign spending, and a moderate GOP candidate from a blue state with a background in business ... with perfect hair. Republicans could not have scripted a better scenario in the lead-up to Tuesday's election.

However, following an election in which absolutely no Republican momentum was capitalized on, it is apparent that the GOP has much deeper concerns than an inability to win swing states. Republicans lost women, Latinos, and young people by double-digits. Why? Well, there is a very simple explanation.









1. The Tea Party

The tea party advocates for change so long as everything remains the same. Its as if being qualified or sane has become overated with this group. When I was younger, Republicans were the party of business, the Gordon Gecko's or Pat Bateman's if you will. They spoke of fiscal responsibility, raw capitalism, federal sentencing guidelines, drug wars, pragmatism, rationalism, science, math, economics (trickle down), education, and true American exceptionalism. Then the 80's happened and as a response to homosexuality and aids, the christian right hijacked the party and made it more and more extreme. It became apparent that in order to win elections, you had to pander to this group of people on more and more social issues while unfettered spending went unchecked. Finally, the group became so extreme and anti- intellectual that the Patron Saint of conservatism, Ronald Reagan, whose entire Presidential record has been re-imagined to seem happier and more Pollyana-ish than it really was, isn't even a conservative anymore. There are now a set of litmus tests to prove how conservative a person is and if one shows apathy, they are labeled a RHINO, Republican in Name Only, and are almost booted out of the party.

When the party leaders started sending out blatant dog whistles and unwilling to reign in the Limbaugh's, Ted Nugents and Donald Trumps of the world, they wrote their own fate. They also signaled to the extremes that it is okay to scapegoat people of color, Hispanics and gays as being the reason for the financial meltdown and the decay of traditional family values.

The language and tone of the tea party was full of hate, vitriol and represented the worst that America had to offer. When people lament about how Obama has taken away their fundamental rights of free speech or their second amendment rights to bear arms, I wonder if they have so short a memory that they forget all the times people hung chairs, hung dolls that represented the President, called the President or the First Lady a monkey, depicted them both as monkeys and sent them out as email Christmas cards, spat on Senators during the healthcare vote, pondered the use of second amendment remedies, claimed the founding fathers ended slavery, or that humans were being mated with mice and they had fully functioning brains. What about carrying guns to protest rallies, and blaming every national tragedy as Gods judgment for gays, abortion and whatever else. The list of crazy goes on and on. If the Republicans ever want to be taken seriously again, they have to disconnect themselves from this fringe crazy wing of the party. Their views do not fall in line with the rest of the country, instead its closer to a totalitarian dictatorship, similar to the Taliban. Andbecause of them, they lost seats in the Senate, possible control of the Senate and millions of dollars spent on campaigns nationwide. To let the tea party hold the reigns for another cycle is party suicide.



2. Culture War





The Republican Party is a party that is polarized and is either unwilling or unable to address the changing demographic in this country. White people are no longer a majority which prompted the rise of the tea party in the first place. Nothing has changed since Obama took office, he is Bush lite, except more articulate. People whine and say that he is tough on business because he hurt their feelings by calling them "fat cats", even though they have made record profits in his administration. 68% of white people voted for Mittens, he won 17% of the Hispanic vote and 7% of the black vote. If Republicans ever want to be electorally viable, they need to get the Hispanic vote up to about 40%. However, that won't happen with telling Hispanics that they should "self deport", they are lazy, coming up with the most asinine laws where they can be jailed and deported just for looking Hispanic or speaking Spanish. Sticking Marco Rubio on a ballot won't do the trick, they need to do some actual thinking and real reformation of Immigration policies, otherwise, they will be dead in the water as a political party.



3. War on Women





As Soon as the tea party freshmen took control of the House, they went on a war of the uterus, despite the fact that they campaigned on the debt. It was abortion, the redefinition of rape, rape, rape, rape, and more rape. The very people that screamed about no government intrusion had no problem with government intrusion on my uterus and who people slept with. That logic always seems to escape social conservatives...

Republicans made argument after argument about the sanctity of life and that rape was either a gift from God, another form of conception, akin to pregnancy out of wedlock, or that the human body had ways of "shutting that thing down" if it were deemed legitimate. As a result, every creepy creeperton that made rape statements lost their bid for re-election, inevitably costing them a possible majority in the Senate. It appears us women in the electorate did have a way to shut that thing down, meaning the failed campaigns of all those residents of crazy town.

It's time to let go of the social conservatism, and focus on fiscal conservatism, period. Morality can not be legislated, no matter how hard you try, unless you live in a theocratic society. They say they want to live in democratic and free society, unless it relates to sex, relationships, drugs, or religion.You know what, that's not truly a free society, and you can't have it both ways. Everyone isn't Judeo-Christian and doesn't share those so called values, whatever those are. For the record, Jesus was a socialist...




4. Republican Obstructionism- Party of No





As soon as the Republicans took control of the House, their sole goal was to deny Obama a second term. Mitch McConnell, Senate Minority Leader, famously said that was his only agenda. Category 5 Moron Michelle Bachmann, made that her harpie war chant, "One term president." Instead of doing the work they were elected to do, they played political games, dabbled in birtherism, demanded to see birth certificates, called Obama a terrorist, a communist, a socialist, blamed him for everything from WWI to the rain. They perpetuated the Us. vs. Them mentality that permeated and festered throughout the not so intelligent electorate. By elevating the likes of Allen West, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, there was no working ability to have the mythological bi-partisanship. It was nothing more than trying to score political points for the political vacuum that is the Republican punditry.

5. Living in a Fantasy World

Republicans as a whole hate facts. Or should I say, they change their rhetoric when it's politically convenient. Most Republicans are as socialist as the Left. While not as socially liberal as the left—not advocating equality, gay rights, feminism, etc., etc.—Republicans have proven every bit as fiscally liberal with the exception of the last year or so. But try to get one to admit that social security and medicare are socialist programs along the lines of Obamacare, and they’ll dance and dodge all day! It was Bush II who created medicare prescription drug coverage at the cost of $550 billion, and only nine Senate republicans opposed.

Public schooling is a socialist institution, paid for like a social welfare scheme, where socialist teachers teach socialism to conservatives’ kids. It was designed as an anti-conservative institution and operates openly as an anti-conservative institution. Yet most conservative parents still mock homeschooling and refuse to put their kids in even a private school. Some Christians argue they’re salt and light—”we just need prayer back in schools!” The only prayer any kid should be praying in school is “Mom! Dad! Please! Get me out!”

There is no such thing as private property as long as property taxes and the threat of liens exist. Bad-mouthing Obama’s socialism rings hollow until you pressure your state, county, and municipal officials to abolish property taxes. Of course, you’d also have to argue against public schooling as well, for about 75% of property taxes go to pay for public schools.

Republicans were the original spend-and-tax, big-government Progressives, and remain so today. The same Republican men who nationalized the military, in order to fund their progressive ideals, created, promoted, and signed into law the Sixteenth amendment (national income tax) which had the side-effect of rendering the IRS a permanent institution. So, the tea party is in effect protesting itself. I told you they weren't the brightest bulbs in the box...

6.  The Party of Stupid

Why is ignorance celebrated? The Republican party has steadily dumbed itself down to the lowest common denominator. They deny global warming, evolution, coined the terms "legitimate rape", and "death panels". The believe the Bible is 100% literal, that the earth is 6,000 years old, humans and dinosaurs co-existed even  when there is fossil evidence that proves that this didn't happen. When did they abandon common sense, logic and embrace ignorance and take pride in it. They even nominate the dumbest candidates they can find and call them "authentic" while calling educated people "elitist". Seriously?! Elitist for having a college education and using proper English. Sorry for not wanting to have Honey Boo Boo as the titular head of the party and you shouldn't want to either.

The problem was that we saw the Republicans for what they really were and it was a right-wing party that did not reflect the rest of the electorate.  Politics is tribal, but surrendering the centre-ground can be ill-afforded in any election. The GOP may have targeted the blue collar and the religious vote, but its policy towards immigration, the economy and women saw it ostracize a huge proportion and increasingly important section of the electorate: Hispanics and women. Suicidal when one looks at the make-up of the swing states.

This is a party that has placed ideology ahead of electability and fitness to govern. Ultimately this is why you failed and failed spectacularly. But buck up. We survived 8 years of Bush and conversely you will survive 8 years of Obama.

Artur Davis, The Latest Delusional Puppet of Republican Racial Propaganda

Et Tu Brute?



Why Do I Have A High Top Fade in 2012?




Republicans on Wednesday were celebrating the defection to the GOP this week of a former Democratic congressman and close ally of President Barack Obama, saying that it underscored their argument that the president has led the country on a march to the left. How I wonder since Obama's policies are pretty much George W. Bush's minus the double negative speech, and global embarrassment.


Former Alabama congressman Artur Davis, once a rising star in the Democratic Party and the man who helped put Obama’s name in nomination for the presidency in 2008, announced his intention to switch parties and said that he will vote for Mitt Romney in November. Surprise, surprise...This man will say and do anything to try and get back into political office. It's pathetic really...


“The fact that he has the courage to analyze the problems with the current administration on the issues of unifying diverse interests in America and creating jobs tells me this is a guy with a lot of principle,” said Virginia Gov. Robert McDonnell, R, who said he plans to call Davis in the next few days to welcome him to the party. Will they give him a pair of tap shoes, sheet music and a tux because he will be nothing more than a hired dancing monkey. The token black to prove once again, "Republican's aren't racists" and "Look I know black people, they come to my house."


Davis, a centrist delusionist who opposed the Democratic health-care bill, said he may run for elected office as a Republican in Virginia. (a political calculation so he wouldn't look like a "black politician")


In Virginia, Republicans saw in the black Harvard graduate an appealing potential candidate who could shake up the growing Democratic sway in northern Virginia.

“All I can say his analysis of the problems facing America are spot-on and his credentials are impeccable,” said McDonnell. “That’s a great start for being a candidate in northern Virginia or anywhere else in the Commonwealth of Virginia.”

Davis’s drift from the Democratic Party had been building for years, and Democrats dismissed his desertion as a tactical shift by a politician with wounded ambitions: Davis left Congress after he ran for governor of Alabama two years ago but failed to win his party’s nomination for the job. He won a whopping 38% of the vote by campaigning like he wanted to lose. His seat, the 7th Congressional District is made of predominately black counties in Alabama. All one needs to do to win is be black and human and you win that seat. He decided to run for governor right when the tea party took steam in 2010 with their ignorance and special brand of racism that has made this country grind to a halt since the Freshmen took control of Congress. Now, he also ignored all and I mean all the black Democratic leadership in the state which understandably pissed quite a few people off. Namely, the entire black electorate. I personally saw him at only one campaign function and I was with my candidate for several months for days on end. Imagine my shock when the ADC, (the Alabama Democratic Convention) sent out ballots endorsing Sparks (the white dude).

 But Davis’s political profile, his past vocal support of Obama and his pointed critique of the Democratic Party do create an opening for the GOP. Davis was the first congressman outside the president ‘s home state of Illinois to endorse Obama in 2007.

In an interview, Davis said he believes there is little tolerance in Democratic politics for “center-right” views like his own. No...he is still upset that he was soundly rejected that he ran a stupid campaign and the democrats didn't just vote for him because he's a Democrat. He just expected to be the Alabama Obama and that just because he went to Harvard and just because he is a lawyer, that somehow he would just get the black vote and all he had to worry about was the white vote. That was his calculation, and he calculated wrong. Now he is butt hurt and he want's to switch parties.

Brutus Davis says, “The conventional wisdom in this town is that the Democrats have stayed in one happily tolerant place and that Republicans have moved to the hard right,” Davis said. “I can assure you that in the Democratic Party, there is substantial intolerance for people who deviate from the party line.” Again, he deviated from the party line...now all he can do is whine.

Harpo, Who Dis Woman?

What did he do as Commissioner of the 7th? Nothing. People have sent him letters stating concerns and he never so much as sent a computerized response. The bills he sponsored were about agriculture, so 10 years in Congress that's what we got, NOTHING. He supports Romney, so what? This is one loser that sought a higher office based on Obama's name and now he is pouting. Is it Obama's fault that Artur married this fake wife to use for campaign purposes that no one ever saw? Riding on the back of that pickup truck on that campaign add didn't help did it? Is it Obama's fault that Artur didn't watch the news or check the political climate and notice that, "hey dummy, the racists are out screaming about taking my country back, maybe running for governor of the most racist state in America might not happen right now." 

Let me say this to Artur, no matter what party you switch to, you will be labeled a traitor and just because bashing the President is the flavor of the month, the Republican's will entertain you. At least until he is re-elected. Virginia is still a southern state just like Alabama, and just like Alabama wasn't ready to vote for you as the First Black Governor, Virginia most certainly won't vote for a traiterous loser like you, so join the ranks with Category 5 Moron Michelle Bachmann, Sister Sarah Palin,  Herb Cain, Mittens Romney, Fat Drug Addict Titular head of the party Limbaugh, Dead Rabbit Toupe Trump, Worlds Saddest Tangerine Boehner, and tell us again how sane and moderate these people are one more time when they try to bring the President up on treason charges or claim that he was born in Kenya or worse, tie tax cuts to the raising of the debt ceiling so the country's credit rating can be down graded again. I and everyone else can see what this is, you are hurt because your precious male ego is bruised and you are seeking vengeance against the party that hurt you. Take responsibilty for the fact that you ran a piss poor campaign at the wrong time in history. Obama is the first Black President, not you, Get over it. How the hell did you make it to Harvard?

Welcome to 6th Grade!

Bristol Palin "Reality" Show...A Celebration of Ignorance

Just what the nation of unwed teen mothers have been waiting for....

 The unwed teenage daughter of half term governor/ token VP joke Sarah Palin, is set to star in a docu series Lifetime network, in which she moves in with "Dancing With the Stars," cast mate Kyle Massey and his brother Christopher. According to press release, the series, set to air in this June on Lifetime Network "follows Bristol Palin's move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity in need while living with her good friends Chris and Kyle Massey." Palin has already been on camera, she was on The Slack Jawed Yokel Show Sarah Palin's Alaska that she and along with 5 other people in this country actually watched Sarah shoot animals and talk in her ambling prose that is meant to hypnotize the brainless. Gram pa Munster John McCain, you owe the Nation big, thanks to you I have another "reality" show to bore more people to death.

Exploitation

 The laughable press release, and it's laughable because they are taking this so seriously states:

Lifetime has ordered ten half-hour episodes, (way too many), of an untitled Bristol Palin/Massey brothers docu-series. The series follows Bristol Palin's move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity in need while living with her good friends Chris and Kyle Massey. She's the most famous single mother in America. And she became a national media darling during her odds-defying, ratings record-breaking run on "Dancing with the Stars." Now as Bristol Palin gears up for her work in this charity, she is allowing cameras exclusive access into her personal life for the first time. (Again she has been on 2 shows, the abortion with her mother and dancing in a gorilla costume on DWTS). If I remember correctly people hated her on the show and someone even shot out their tv when they saw her.

While on "Dancing," Bristol became extremely close with fellow contestant, actor Kyle Massey. Since the show, Bristol, Kyle, and Kyle's brother, actor Christopher Massey, have become best friends; so much so, that since Bristol and Tripp have to move to Los Angeles for her new job, she decides to move in with the Massey brothers who are also about to realize how much their lives are about to change. (Oh Yeah, moving from a small town in Alaska to LA really takes a reality show to let her know that her life is about to change. Just like having sex without a condom or any other birth control will give you other life changing consequences, namely someone that cries, poops, and the school always needs $50 for a field trip.)

Plastic Face to Go With Plastic Soul

 "Bristol is the kind of personality Lifetime is drawn to," said McKillop. "Her personal life has been playing out in the media for several years but this will be the first time she's opening up her real life, with her son and her friends the Massey Brothers." (Her personal life was used as a prop to show the world that the Hillbilly's from Wasilla were normal and that it could be exploited all the way to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. She is the shining example that abstinence only programs don't work. Plus, she had her hit piece that she ghost wrote about her being date raped by Levi due to drinking too many wine coolers. Lies run through the Palin DNA.)

Let me get this straight, Bristol, the white virginal, whatever you want to call her, is living with 2 Mandingo warriors? How are the racists at Clusterfox going to handle this? Had I known that the best way to get rich and famous was to become an unwed teen mother, I wouldn't have wasted time in college or law school. Is the working title of the show: "Grandma by 30?" or "I Can't Believe I Got Pregnant Again."or  "How is this Baby Not White?" Bristol, like her mother is nothing but a masturbatory aid who is more interested in torturing the world with their folksy hokum than in actually being mothers to their infant children's. Let's add this to the Sixteen and Pregnant and Teen Mom shows which is literally about girls who had sex and got pregnant and they have contributed nothing else to society. At least on those shows we see some fighting and histrionics, why do I want to see Sarah Palin Jr. be just as stupid saying things like "abstinence education works." Huh?! You are the prime example of it being an abysmal failure. I have seen porn stars abstinent longer than Bristol Palin, I have been abstinent longer and I will charge only $10,000 for my appearance and I have an actual personality and use more than 2 syllable words that don't include homophobic slurs on twitter. 

Just when you think television can't sink any lower into the abyss of suck, somehow the producers surprise and surpass all expectations. This level is below sea level, down to the abyss with metal chains, to where sunlight can't reach it. Oh, I'm lapsing into the Battleshit plot...

This is a plot by the Republicans for 2055, they are attempting to socially engineer a mixed child in hopes that he can be President. History in the making, our 200th President was spawned from "Mounted in Alaska", just make sure you provide a birth certificate, a passport, a drivers license in all the 48 contiguous states, and assure that he goes to Idaho U and gets straight D's while being a compulsive alcoholic.

The success of the Bristol Palin is a sad example of how stupid America have become.

Ready For Any Alien Invasion

Sarah Palin Announces She Won't Run For President and No One Cares

Lazy Mama Grizzly/ Circus Clown  FINALLY made the announcement that most of us already knew: She wouldn't display her gross ignorance on the world stage and embarrass not only herself but her entire family anymore than she already has. She has played politician long enough and now it's time to go back to the Tundra.  Guess what? No one cared, bringing an end to her tragical misery tour of laughs and re imagined American history. Thanks for the insanity break Sistah Sarah!

The former governor opened up about the deliberations that led her to opt against jumping into the race for the White House. "If I say no to the opportunity that’s in front of me, politically speaking, will I die?" Quitting half way through your first term of a state whose population is smaller than most towns is basically failing. So, yes, I would say that her political career died 2 years ago and she just now realized it. Palin said. She went on to suggest that after ending months of speculation on her political ambitions earlier in the day she knew "beyond a shadow of a doubt" that she made the right choice.

During the appearance, the former governor said, "I apologize to those whom are disappointed in this decision." Like, the person that quit his job and actively tried to start a campaign on her behalf while she played "reality star"/ politician. She added that she believes "when they take a step back, [they] will understand why the decision was made and understand that really you don’t need a title to make a difference in this country. I think that I’m proof of that." We understand that she is not the brightest bulb in the box and she has done nothing since 2008 to prepare herself to run for the White House other than make nonsensical non factual statements on TV. Looking to the future, in a statement announcing her decision not to run Palin explained, "In the coming weeks I will help coordinate strategies to assist in replacing the president, re-taking the Senate, and maintaining the House." If I were you, I would keep my day job, whatever that is...

Her next statement is so ironically retarded that I can't make this up: she said she looks forward to working with the candidates "in order to help them maybe articulate their message in more detail, so we can make that best decision." Articulate and Sarah Palin in the same sentence, from the person that coined the made up word "refudiate". She would be the last choice for articulating something, complete coherent sentences have been her downfall sense day one.

Palin keeps referring to being President as merely a title, does she realize that an actual job with actual responsibilities come with that so called title? No, because she thought the job of Vice President was to run the Senate and control the agenda, which is the job of the Senate Majority Leader.

Palin can now pack her bags and board the USS Irrelevancy and head into oblivion.  Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.), founder of the Senate Conservatives Fund and a leader of the Tea Party movement, compared Sarah Palin to former President Ronald Reagan Wednesday night and hinted that he would support a presidential nominee that has not always acted conservatively. Remember, he's responsible for 2nd amendment remedies loon Sharon Angle and "I am not a witch" Christine O'Donnell. "She's done as much to change the political landscape in America -- probably as much as anyone since Ronald Reagan," he said on "The Sean Hannity Show," comparing the former vice-presidential nominee and governor of Alaska to the two-term president. Poor Reagan...how can Nancy or Ron Jr. allow that man's memory to be disrespected like that. Palin has more in common with Daffy Duck than Ronald Reagan. I'm sure Reagan knew that the US won the Cold War due to the arms race and not the space race (he was President during that time), he knew that Paul Revere didn't warn the British during America's Revolutionary War ( we were fighting the British, so why we would warn the very enemy we were fighting makes no sense), and he wouldn't equate the phrase "taking up arms, and reloading" to mean voting. Also, Reagan made speeches with eloquent lines like, "they slipped the surly bonds of earth to touch the hands of God." I can see Russia from my house, doesn't quite measure up.

He also went on to say: she "can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office -- from the nation's governors to congressional seats and the presidency." Translation: Sarah Palin is unelectable no matter how much we try to convince people. She is a joke and a quitter and no one wants to have two crazed women on the GOP stage saying stupid things at the same time. A Sarah Palin nomination guarantee's a Barack Obama second term, instead we will have more paid appearances and more travel expenses.

DeMint said, "What happened in 2010 had a lot to do with Sarah Palin. If she continues to do that, I think we're going to have an even bigger victory in 2012." Palin endorsed 54 Senate, House and gubernatorial candidates in 2010. Six Senate candidates won, while five lost. Of eight gubernatorial candidates, six won in their general elections. In the House, 17 out of 28 candidates endorsed by Palin won their general elections. Five candidates in the House and two in the Senate did not win their primary elections. A busted clock is right twice a day...I don't know statistics but her Senate picks are at what, like 0%? She jumped on the band wagon and 17 out of 28 won and this somehow makes her a political tactician? A book of Nastradamus' prophesies seems to be more accurate than Caribou Barbie's political acumen. It seems like Demint has a bit of a crush on Sarah, too bad he looks like an older version of Screech from Saved By the Bell and she wouldn't take a second look at him. Any politician who takes Palin seriously is unfit to serve the people. Congrats DeMint, you're part of that group!

If this is what he sees in Palin,what would he see if he took a Rorschach test...Dem­ented Demint. She certainly changed the political landscape, what she gave us was a reminder of the Salem Witch Trials with her Pastor Muthee and his “Protect Palin from witchcraft" skit in a local Wasilla Church.

I think it is telling that Sarah left the political arena in the month of October, “she got on her broom and left town.”  Now she can join her coven with Christine O'Donnell, Sharon Angle and clone clown Michelle Bachmann and join her in making a theocracy that only benefits fat old white men.

It's amazing that God told all the other candidates to run except for her? Maybe he lost her email address.  

Sarah Palin's Words of Mass Destruction

I AM THE ANTI CHRIST

Flavor Flav! YO TIME IS UP!

Head cheerleader of the flat earth party Sarah Palin praised businessman and Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain but also called him the "flavor of the week" during an appearance on Fox News' "On The Record" with Greta Van Susteren propaganda/ Scientology show Tuesday night. I guess she would know. Pot meet kettle was all I could think...

"Take Herb Cain. (His name is Herman, Herb Caen was a reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle, it appears she reads after all), Look at why he's doing so well right now. I guess you could say, with all due respect, he’s the flavor of the week," Palin said. According to that book that was written about her, she likes dark chocolate, sexual chocolate.

"Because Herb (His name is still Herman) Cain is the one up there who doesn't look like he's part of that permanent political class," the former  half governor continued,  still fumbling on the candidate's first name. "He came from a working class family. He's had to make it on his own all these years. We respect that." So, the Clown of the Week, Month, Year has something to say about the flavor of the month? Is she jealous that he is stealing her title?

The former CEO of Godfather's Pizza, Cain has managed to defy expectations in his run for the Republican presidential nominee, even notching a surprise win over former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and Texas Gov. Rick Perry in the Florida straw poll last Saturday. Don't worry, Uncle Ruckus will fade into the wind, because he is the "black friend" to the tea party to try and convince the media that they aren't racists.

I Beat Anorexia, but I'm so over this

Appearing on CBS' "The Early Show" Wednesday, Cain acknowledged that he may be the "flavor of the month," but said voters will find "more to that flavor than meets the eye." I love mixed metaphors...that literally make no sense. Can you see a flavor? I would think that a cooning pizza king would know that. Can you smell the color purple? You should, it's got nappy hair and dark skinned black people who look like runaway slaves that have a better shot of being president than you. Can you say Oprah anyone? She is practically a deity.

In addition to addressing Cain's current standing in the GOP primary, Palin also discussed the threats and fantasies surrounding her own possible candidacy.

"I'm going to keep repeating though, Greta, through my process of decision-making with my family and with my close friends as to whether I should throw my name in the hat for the GOP nomination for 2012: Is a title worth it?" she said, "Does a title shackle a person? Are they -- someone like me, maverick, you know, I do go rogue, and I call it like I see it, and I don't mind stirring it up.... is a title and is a campaign too shackling? Does that prohibit me from being out there, out of the box, not allowing handlers to shape me?" Shackles? Do the shackles come with a leather bustier, a ball gag perhaps?

What? Whats the matter boo boo, Sarah, cant ya read the notes written on your hands?? LMAO.. no one need bother doing a caricature of Sarah....every time she opens that pie hole she c­ontinues to do it all by her little lonesome: Herb, going rogue and all mavericky. For one who gripes about Spanish speakers, her English is abhorrent. If you only speak one language, you shouldn't suck at it, Caribou Barbie. Nicki Minaj, you better take a seat, Sarah Palin is the original Barbie.

Here is my poem dedicated to the little rogue maverick, maggot, barracuda:


Sarah, standing next to the curb
'Bout pizza guy had a little blurb
She had trouble stopping
Thinking 'bout toppings
That's why she called him a Herb  

Maybe when she says something in her critiques about the candidate from "Nantucket" then another poem will follow.

Let's run it through the Palinomete­r and see what that comes out, translated into English:

"I'm not running because I can't find anyone who wants to become my campaign manager. Every last one I approach calls me "unmanagea­ble" just because I enjoy spouting off completely fabricated nonsense intended to disguise the fact that I am woefully uninformed on the issues reporters frame their questions about. Not only am I uninformed­, I refuse to become informed and brandish my ignorance as a badge of honor. In short, I won't run for POTUS because I can't run without an organized campaign and I can't organize an effective campaign because no-one wants to manage a candidate who makes 100 to 1 odds look really attractive­."

Besides, there's more money and self-flatt­ering fame to be had as a Cluster Faux News contributo­r and pretend potential candidate - why on earth would she give up that sweet gig to take on all the actual work a serious campaign would demand? Will she actually sit down and study micro economics to learn how the economy works? Please...Don't mistake Palin for someone with principles - she just plays one on TV. I don't think anyone is buying that rotten bill of goods.

Beehive hairdo, cheap fleece top, bedazzled flag pin and she is making excuses about why she won't run? Here is the truth Caribou: YOU CAN"T WIN and you know it. Did you see Palin deep throating a corn dog in Iowa?  That was her crazed eyed clone Bachmann along with her Tutti Fruity husband. Silly Sistah Sawah pops out of her moose house to flibber flubber her spaced out comments to her equally "challenge­d" followers who follow her every word, to only show how dim and uninformed she truly is....Run Sarah..ple­ase...we miss our daily belly laughs and giggles, the only problem is she doesn't speak in complete sentences.

News Flash: Sarah, the minute you quit your job as governor, you stopped being a maverick at all. You simply became another fame-hungr­y grifter. Nothing particular­ly unusual about that, you are no different than the cast of Jersey Shore. Repeating the word maverick doesn't make it true. You just can't change stupid. It wouldn't be so hard to make up your mind about running for POTUS if you actually HAD a mind.

It's an empty space, no damage

She can hold her breath longer than most people due to the extra reserve of air she keeps in her head.  

John McCain- Hobbit Maker



My Precious!



Sen. John McCain on Wednesday took on conservatives reluctant to raise the national debt ceiling, calling them "tea party hobbits" and saying that if they reject the House Republican plan, they will help reelect President Obama.

At times reading from a Wall Street Journal editorial during his floor speech, the Arizona Republican also ridiculed Democrats, saying Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's plan is "full of smoke and mirrors."

But he directed the most biting sarcasm at his own party.

The "hobbits" remark came from the Journal editorial, a reference to the little people of Middle-earth in J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

McCain said conservatives' insistence that an increase in the debt ceiling be accompanied by a balanced budget amendment was "worse than foolish" because it couldn't get through the Senate.

Reading from the editorial, McCain continued:

"The idea seems to be that if the House GOP refuses to raise the debt ceiling, a default crisis or gradual government shutdown will ensue and the public will turn en masse against Barack Obama.... Then Democrats would have no choice but to pass a balanced-budget amendment and reform entitlements, and the tea party hobbits could return to Middle-earth having defeated Mordor. (It seems the Republicans have been making good use of their Netflix subscriptions before the increases goes into effect).

"This is the kind of crack political thinking that turned Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell into GOP Senate nominees," he said, referring to the failed tea-party-backed candidates from Nevada and Delaware.

"The reality is the debt limit will be raised one way or the other.... If conservatives defeat the GOP plan, they will not only undermine their House majority, they will go far to reelecting Mr. Obama and making entitlements that much harder to reform."

Is this the same guy that dug up Sarah Palin, a person that can't even spell her own name,  from the Alaskan permafrost in 2008? If the tea party are Hobbits, then McCain is Gollom, the schizophrenic split personality who is a DSM-IV's wet dream,  Hobbit aged unnaturally because he was corrupted by the power of the ring. Because of his insanity he was willing to risk self destruction to obtain the thing he believed he wanted, but it ended up destroying him and his reputation as an honorable man and so called "maverick". My only problem with his comment, is that to compare members of the Tank the Economy of American (TEA) Party to Hobbits is an affront to those gentle and good-natur­ed beings. They are more like Orcs than Hobbits. Where are the Cylons when you need them to beam me off this dead rock? It appears that someone spiked Gollom's coffee with some viagra and he's finally waking up to reality. We can only hope.

Maybe the people won't get the reference that Republican's are Hobbits because that's so 2003. Calling Republican's Decepticons could be a more relevant up to date reference. After all the Tea Party members are robots in disguise, they hate human beings, and they don't mind destroying the entire planet Earth to accomplish their goal. What I do know, is that McCain has reaped what he has sown by introducing and promoting the gold standard of ineptitude in governance, The Hillbilly's from Wasilla.

The Grumpy Old Man is a Republican and as such is and expert in living in a fantasy world, so Middle Earth, Mordor, Troll's, Hobbits, and Orc's come natural to him.

Bristol "Bareback" Palin- Like A Virgin

Bristol Palin and the Republicans have to admit that she had continual contact with a penis, liked it and kept doing it until a baby fell out. When Sarah heard that Bristol was pregnant she asked "Are you sure it's yours?"

Bristol Palin Someone smarter than her, which is 95% of the population writes in her new book of losing her virginity to boyfriend Levi Johnston on a camping trip after getting drunk for the first time on too many wine coolers.

She awoke in her tent, alone, with no memories of what had happened as Johnston "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas." She had vowed to wait until marriage. And she had lied to her parents about where she was going. "I'm not accusing him of date rape or anything with that," said the 20-year-old daughter part time Alaska governor and full time moron Sarah Palin. "I just use that analogy of losing your virginity. That's why it's called losing your virginity." Really Bristol? You lost your virginity and Levi found it on his penis, is that it? Sure. You were as white as the driven snow. And because of the evils of alcohol you're guard was let down just that one time. Hell, you don't even have any recollecti­on of the act itself. I find her story a bit hard to swallow. I'm sure she learned to swallow something with a lot of protein, oh but wait, she was basically date raped by wine cooler. The stupid apple doesn't fall far from the dunce tree. Mama Grizzly has taught this little porker well, stab and jab and then make up lies when the facts don't support the fantasy.  Even if we grant her this one, unless she got pregnant the very first time they obviously had sex more times after this. Did he "steal" from her each time? If she was so upset over this incident, why didn't she break it off with Levi or at least not sleep with him anymore? BECAUSE SHE LIKED HAVING SEX! What's the moral of this story? No drinking wine coolers and camping? Is this a Jason Movie? No, Bristol, you gave it away, again and again. You were 15, you lied to your parents, you acted foolish and you got knocked up. To lie and act like you were date raped is just reprehensible, do you know what that word means you dumb beaver? Drunk on wine coolers? Then, you see Levi basically carving a notch in the dash board and bragging to his friends and you continue to give up the goods? Seems like Levi deserves a seat at the head table at the Players Ball to me. What a moron, just an indescribable idiot who deserves to disappear as if they never existed. I feel sorry for your kids. Here I thought the Paul Revere story was as low as the Palins could go, now we have the quinella.

My guess that Bristol and the rest of the Palin Klan will never take responsibility because it's not profitable financially.
Yeah...she's pregnant again...DID YOU GET DATE RAPED AGAIN?! THE IRONY, WHAT A COINCIDENCE...

Wait a minut­e- I think I just figured something out:

If one is born again, then they get to be a virgin again, yes? Hmmm, maybe this whole religion thing ain't so bad... Will all the stupid things I've done since my original birth be wiped clean to? And if so, is there a limit to how many times one can be born again? Will this theory hold up in court? Does it come with a new birth certificat­e or some sort of ID? Any discounts at Walmart or anything? Does it have to be born again Christian every time or can I experiment with other religions? I hear Shinto is nice....

The Palin's should take out a patent on "playing the victim" or maybe cluelessness. Maybe they should make "Clueless 2.0, The Arctic Grizzlies". With all the money they have whored from America, you would think they could wash off the stink of their hillbilly redneck genes. Levi didn't hide Bristol's virginity deep enough since she found it quickly enough in order to dance stiffer than Rihanna on any given night of her so called tour, sling a ghostwritten book, and then go try and sell it. How about this Bristol...you could've used a condom, oh...you didn't know what one was because your lobotomized beauty school drop out mother never had "the talk" with you and of course you still know nothing. You are proof positive that "abstinence only" education doesn't work and you still try and tour the country with your ignorance circus act to convince us otherwise. Good plastic surgeons can repair your hymen you know and problem solved and you can save yourself for your good christian husband that can tolerate gross stupidity, 2 kids, lies, and a mother in law who talks as if she is asking a question whenever she says something. There are quite a few good ones around Miami and Hollywood and given that you crave Hollywood and the fame get it done for peace of mind. Are you saying you are now celibate and you never had sex with anyone besides Mister Red Neck Levi? Lies...

So the tea party should be renamed the wine cooler party? Clearly lying, acting like an idiot, and justifying anything you do while wagging your finger at anyone else doing the same thing runs in the family. Mama Grizzly, Pit Bull with Lipstick, Half Term Governor/ Historian perfected it.

Bristol needs to go back in the womb and her Mary Poppins want to be mother needs to start over and begin with telling the truth, if that's at all possible. Blaming your boyfriend of rape then continuing to screw him because your moral code has been compromised is total nonsense and an outright lie, laughable but a lie nonetheless. Be glad lightning hasn't struck you, your stupid mother, and the rest of the idiots in your family for these ridiculous lies. Watch the Casey Anthony trial, Learn from the master, little girl. Levi may be an opportunistic slob...man, that child you guys share is doomed. CPS should be called on both of you clowns because there is no moral compass, common sense, or good looks between the two of you for that matter. Tell your kid the truth: Once you lost it, all bet's were off, and you hit the sack as often as possible. You probably didn't get as much as a cheeseburger before you were pumping and sweating, you buttaface.

Bristol, I think you need to lose a couple pounds, you are starting to resemble Snookie, minus the hot pants. You are just as useless, but at least she is honest about her harlotry, but shockingly you both have ghostwritten books about nothing.

You are pure weapons grade bull sh!t and you get it from your mama.