My Top 20 Worst Songs of 2012...So Far

God, Make It Stop!

It's Only September, but music seriously churns out the most wretched garbage. Rihanna and Taylor Swift are defecating another album of auto tuned nothing with 5 chord progressions this fall, so let me go ahead and provide my list of crap music thus far:

20.  Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepson
I truly don't understand why this girl is around, or what she's doing, but she needs to go back to Canada and try again. She's just awful, maybe just a step above Rebecca Black and I mean barely.

19. What Makes You Beautiful- One Direction
This group makes the Jonas Brothers seem straight. They don't sing, dance, they just go to the hamper, put on flannel shirts, skinny jeans, green pants, and cardigans and stand on stage. Not to mention, all of them have those mod douche bag hair cuts where one side is swept to one side of their head. They have no stage presence, it's like the cast of American Pie, set to music, minus the funny little monkey or the pie rape. But, there is plenty of ear rape.

18.  Laserlight- Jessie J featuring David Guetta
Anything with David Guetta is pretty much the mark of death. Jessie J is a great pop artist with a beautiful and great style. She is one of the few singers that can actually sing without assistance of a computer. But this song is heavy synth beats, boring lyrics, and long periods of music to fill the bars. David Guetta is the Uwe Boll of music.Yeah, I said it UWE BOLL.

17. Whistle- Flo Rida
How clever...can I blow his whistle? He says he will show me how to do it? Where have I heard this before?  Whistle while you twerk back in the 90's? Is that what he is talking about? Yeah, he does even say "whistle while you twerking" in the lyrics, so that's really what we doing now? Ripping off the Ying Yang Twins? That was a far superior song to this. In the video, this fool is wearing a sweater on a beach, in addition to wearing sunglasses at night. There were girls dancing in 90's era striped dresses plus cheesy pinatas set up Mexican theme. Did I mention we were on the beach?! Come on...

16. Turn Out The Lights- Future
What happens when you cross a retarded person with auto-tune and give him a record deal? You get this song. It has a weird reverb and he yells "LIGHTS" for some reason. It's quite odd and terrible.

Truly Suffering

15. Payphone- Maroon 5
Pedestrian lyrics, pedestrian beat and they threw in some profanity to be avant garde but the song is tragically dull. Pretty much like all Maroon 5 songs, which should be marooned on Saturn 5. They even decided to animate the video, which is so fresh and new. Well...it was 30 years ago, when Aha! did it with "Take On Me."

14.  Turn Me On- David Guetta featuring Nicki Minaj
Why? This song makes no sense. Who told Nicki to sing? She isn't really...I listened to this song in the salon for months before I realized that this was Nicki Minaj, I seriously thought this was some non descript pop singer. If the intent was to sound like everyone else and sing about nothing in particular, then Nicki, you succeeded. This song was dreadful, stupid, boring and just eh...

13.  Girl Gone Wild- Madonna
I have to admit that video with the guys in the heels and all the other images were cool, indeed something the new school pop copycats like Gaga and Rihanna will inspire to imitate in a few years when they think we have forgotten. (Well Gaga, because Rihanna is running on fumes). But the lyrics are terrible, we expect so much more from Madge, not "hey-ey-ey-ey, girls gone wild, girls gone wild." She did better when she bleated Like A Virgin twirling around in a cropped top with rubber bracelets.

12. Turn Up the Music- Chris Brown
Oh God...turn this down...it's terrible. I know that he thinks he is MJ reincarnated, but this is ridiculous. The chorus, the tribal "whoa, oh, oh," it's cringe inducing or gag reflex inducing, I think some of my egg's dried up. Explain to me, how Mr. Brown is always auto-tuned to death, even when he's singing in the studio? It's like listening to Robo Cop sing.

11. Right By My Side- Nicki Minaj (Chris Brown)
So this is the "No Air" 2.0. Except instead of a real singer, we have 2 auto tune crooners who can't do anything live. 2 monkeys for the price of none. Again, who told Nicki she could sing? She looks like Kahn from Star Trek, You know the Wrath of Kahn. How did Nas get sucked into this phuckery? Nas can rap! Nicki, why are you wearing a shirt with a panda on it? How old are you? I forgot, you like to dress like a pre-schooler, then talk about who you sleep with, how long your bank is and strippers. Stupid as hell.

10.  Starships- Nicki Minaj
Those of us that had the misfortune of actually listening to Pink Friday knew Nicki was Pop, but with this travesty, there was no denying it any longer. This song, if you can call it that, is truly a confusing mess of commercialized fecal matter served to the mindless masses who doesn't know better. This song should've been a moment of shame for her and her label or anyone possessing this album.

9. You Da One- Rihanna
Probably one of the most irritating songs she has released to date, and that's an accomplishment because every song is annoying. "You da one, you da one, I think about all day, eh, eh, eh, eh". Really? Without fail, every song she has will have her repeating the same lyric such as: "eh, yeah, nah, lah, baby, oh, ah." They will either be used separately or in combination with other words, but it helps fill in the 16 bars needed to create a "song". Think about it...I'm not lying...

8. Beez In The Trap- Nicki Minaj
I liked this song for about 5 seconds and then I realized this was Nicki Minaj. Here is my issue with this song. This album we got Nicki singing badly on Starships talking about her endorsements and how much money she has or being turned on with David Guetta, now she is in the trap and hustling. Which is it? Fraudulence is what it is.

7. Round of Applause- Waka Flocka Flame, Drake
What am I cheering for? Oh, when the song goes off? I thought Waka was doing the world and music a favor by retiring. But it seems like he wants to continue to terrorize the world with terrible rap with the most overrated rapper in the game. I mean they just say "Bust it" over and over in the chorus. If God truly were merciful, he would bust my speakers or my eardrums to spare me from the odious sounds coming from my radio.

6. Roman Holiday- Nick Minaj
The song that proves that Nicki has truly lost her mind. Rambling incoherently in different voices isn't rapping,  it's symptoms of a mental disorder. She is the highest paid psychotic in history. People like her should be studied and locked up, not put on stage or called talented.

5.  Birthday Cake- Rihanna (Chris Brown)
Lazy lyrics, horrible beat, and a rip off of the song "Ass". The song is so stupid that it defies logic, just like every interview or statement she gives. First off, cake means ass, right? So she is saying that the guy wants her cake, ok, got it. Then, he, meaning the guy wants to lick the icing off? What icing? That's a reference to his male fluids. I can tell you, that unless he is some weird freak, he won't want to lick his icing off. In order to distract us from the sheer idiocy of the lyrics we just say "cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake."
*Groans*

4.  Faded- Tyga
This is stupid and he sounds like any random rapper. Congratulations on rapping about absolutely nothing.

3. Sorry for Party Rocking- LMFAO
Sorry for the toilet rocking from the vomit should be the name. To enjoy this music one must be high on everything. The song sounds like a long belch set to a pathetic excuse for a beat. The concept of the video and song is a bastardized "fight for your right to party" or "we're not going to take it" minus the musical skills or the lyrical ability. Awful, just awful.

2.  Boyfriend- Justin Bieber
Corny raps, "I'll be your Buzz Lightyear, flying across the globe", "sitting by the fire eating fondue". It's very Justin Timberlake minus the cool and the cerebral. You can tell that Justin been around blacks and that kind of helped with his musical style, but in this song, it's like there is a owl shrieking in the background and that's what determined the beat. It's auto tuned to death and did I mention the rap was shockingly terrible and should never be attempted again.

1.  Stupid Hoe- Nicki Minaj
This song marks the beginning of the end of days. What happens when you mix a terrible beat made up of sound effects, a horrible voice that can only be described as the most awful thing ever?

Add in some flashy images of a synthetic ass with some of the DUMBEST, most AWFUL (and RIDICULOUSLY ironic) lyrics ever, and you have Stupid Hoe. Congratulations Nicki Minaj! You are officially worse than BrokenCYDE, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Paris Hilton. I hope your success completely backfires!

There is absolutely nothing good about this song. Nicki Minaj's voice is this annoying helium-filled mess that makes your ears bleed, and the lyrics make no sense. This is supposed to be a diss towards Lil Kim, but no one would be able to tell without knowing that it's a diss song. At least "Boyfriend" had a catchy chorus, whereas this song is just "You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe" repeated over and over again. And don't even get me started on the awful, whooping beat. I would rather hear the owl...

Nicki Minaj is the real "stupid hoe" for writing and singing this song. Seriously it sucks.

Dishonorable mentions that sucked but just not enough to make the list...

We Found Love- Rihanna
Seriously the song has two lines, a repetitious chorus, "We Found Love in a Hopeless Place, We Found Love in a Hopeless Place." about 40 times. In between the hypnotic repetition, there is long periods of techno music with no words at all. I guess it's the "let's not and say we did", school of music.

Mercy- Kanye West, Pusha T, 2- Chainz
How I hate this song...I don't like the sampling of music from the Scarface soundtrack and most importantly I hate 2-Chainz. It's just a crap fest of suck.

No Lie- 2-Chainz, Drake
This magnum opus has the wonderful wordsmithing where 2-chainz rhymes "ass", with "ass", with "ass" again,  then throws in "bag" and tosses in "ass" to confuse us. How he got a record deal is nothing short of amazing.

2 Reasons- Trey Songz
Another song about clubbing, drinking and getting chicks from this guy. What songs does that sound like? Bottoms Up perhaps minus Tourette sometime rapper Nicki Minaj? Trey is a one trick auto tune pony. If his shirt is on, I'm not interested in anything he has to say. Well, I'm not interested in anything he has to say, I just want to look at him and he isn't allowed to think or speak. Judging by his lyrics, it seems as if a chicken has laid eggs in the space in his cranial cavity.

Pound the Alarm- Nicki Minaj
Words can't express how bad this song is. It's not as bad as Stupid Hoe but worse than Starships. It's low rent, tasteless and there is no point to the song other than partying from what I can ascertain from the lyrics. Of course she brags about her being a brand, being cool and had a weird video where she looked like a swamp monster invading a Rio parade. Let's just say Flo Rida wearing a sweater on a beach looked like he belonged better than Nicki. It's like someone stuck feathers on her feet a la Coming to America, bedazzled a bikini and gave her usual stupid blonde lacefront, (don't know which video hoe Barbie she was).

There will probably be more added to this list as the year goes on or I hear other things, we got 3 months to go and more money to be had. As the desire for money to be made goes up, the creativity suffers and musical integrity goes down. This list is the worst of the worst.

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15 Most Disappointing Things in Hop Hop History

There have been lists compiled about the ground zero of hip hop, here is mine. This may land me the head table at the playa hater convention.

                                                    15. Nicki Minaj

Let's get one thing straight...SHE IS NOT A RAPPER. All she does is make ugly faces, swagger jacks Lady Gaga and has convinced herself and the media that she is a real MC. Big boobs, a fictional butt granted by Dr. 90210 and hitting up the Halloween store doesn't make you a "real rapper".  Not only is she a remake of Lil Kim, but she is a cheap remake with no bars. When this little girl can top Lil Mama instead of making annoying voices, noises, and stupid altar egos then and only then can she be acknowledged as a real rapper. Kim Clone Clown and anyone that dresses like her and calls them self a "barbie" looks like a bunch of fools and she still can't rap. I got her CD for free and I feel like I paid too much...

14. First two singles from Detox

Dr. Dre...sigh...it's been over a decade and fans have been waiting desperately for a follow up to Chronic 2001 and all we got were Need a Doctor and Kush. Need a Doctor is basically Eminem giving Dre a hand job with some white girl that should've been Dido but maybe she didn't want to be associated with such a terrible song. Then there was Kush, a commercial monstrosity that sounds like it was a discard from Lady Gaga's album. I mean, I understand the desire to sell computers and headphones, everyone whores themselves out, but seriously, this shouldn't be an actual "single" from a Dre album. What happened? If this is the result of being detoxed, then you need to get back on the weed asap, because you suck. I'm not looking forward to Detox and hopefully this crap won't be released.

                                                  

                                                     13.  Snoop Dog

He has become a "gangsta pop" artist and the Snoop from the Death Row Doggystyle days have long since died. He is auto tuning with people like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry. All Snoop wants to do is play a pimp in low budget blackploitation movies and perform on Comedy Central Roasts with a blinged out pimp chalice. He's a talentless hack that only had one good album but because he was cool with Dre he has been able to stay semi-relevant. He sucks so badly that I took a pirated CD back to the bootlegger and asked for a refund, you need to be high to like his crap.

12.  50 Cent After Get Rich or Die Trying

That's exactly what he did. He got rich and stopped trying. He came out and he was like "kill everyone, street sweepers kill grandma, stuff her in the trunk." Then, he makes money, and it's "I'm laughing all the way to the bank, ha ha ha ha ha ha". He has nothing to say at all, and when a rapper has nothing to say, it's time to exit stage left. All 50 is good for is banging Chelsea Handler, ugh,,,, sending homophobic tweets and taking homoerotic photo's with Soulja Boy.

                                                     11.  Def Jam (Current Era)

Thanks to ex-boss L.A. Reid has turned into a place where hip hop      artists go to be shelved and never to be heard from again. Can you remember the last time they released an actual hip hop album? It's all pop all the time, and you can blame Joe Camel for that.

                                                    
                                                     10.  Eminem (Relapse)

You know an album is bad when the artist apologizes to his fans and asks them to ignore the last album. He actually admitted that Relapse sucks, but just because it was Eminem he still won a Grammy. That should tell us about award shows and what a waste of time they are. He hasn't been the Eminem that he was when he first came out because he is off drugs, but when you begin your career making fun of pop artists then you duet with the worst sounding pop artist alive, he has no credibility. He needs to let it go and sit down and stop depending on old glory.

9.  Jay-Z's "Super Ugly" Response to Ether

Nas for some reason and I don't understand rap battles, came out with Ether and for better or worse destroyed "Tae Boe Hoe" Jigga. Our sexy girlfriend couldn't let it go and decided to "respond" with super ugly, which was half "ether" sample and half "super ugly". Interesting to have a song called super ugly when you look like...well a camel. Out of the two, Nas and Jigga, I know who I would go home with, hands down. Just because Jay got "upgraded" by the Lion King, he is still ugly as sin and his raps are corny. (Yeah, I know he is an so called icon due to the fact that he made Reasonable Doubt and one good Blue Print's album. The rest is commercialized crap.)

8.  Biggie's Duets Album

Puffy deserves a special place in hell for this...Someone at Bad Boy decided that fans wanted to hear Biggie and T.I., Jagged Edge, Korn, Slim Thug and other random pop artists. Yeah...Puff had made millions on bastardizing this mans death. Hopefully there was no video of him dancing like a chimp, but knowing our Diddy he is in the video or track somewhere. The album artwork speaks for itself, look at Biggies face. He is looking like he knows that this album is some nonsense and should be avoided at all costs. It's an ominous warning to all.

                                                    

                                                    7.  Tupac's Loyal to the Game (Produced by Eminem)

In 2004 Eminem wrote a letter to Afeni Shakur asking to produce an entire 2pac album, the result? ‘Loyal to the Game’, which was pretty much a G-Unit/Shady records compilation album that featured 2pac. Remember the blasphemous video where Ashanti was bleating and panting under a tree, TI was rapping and Tupac was on the screen? It was all wrong and all bad. How no one called Em out on this is shocking, but he should get his rapper/ producer card snatched for this. That album could've brought Pac back from the dead, it's that terrible.

6.  BET Cancelling Uncut

For all the inappropriate and embarrassing programming BET already showcases, did it really serve a purpose to cancel the most entertaining and outrageous show of all time?Where else could fans watch the legendary “What That Thang Smell Like” and “Tip Drill” videos? It's not that big a deal I guess, if you need some smut, check a Rihanna show, it's like a stripper show, but with pre-recorded goat sounds.

 

5.  Jay-Z's Kingdom Come

In 2006, Jay Z, to the surprise of no-one, abruptly came out of “retirement” and released his comeback album “Kingdom Come”. The album was critically panned and fans were left scratching their heads. Hov didn’t come back like Jordan wearing the “4-5”, he came back like he was Jordan still playing at the age of 45 and still ugly as hell.

4.  Bad Boy Records

If you sign with Bad Boy kiss your music career good buy...Let's have a moment of silence for those we have lost...

Da Band

B5

Cherri Dennis

G-Dep

Mark Curry (Hangin with Mr Cooper?

Shyne

Elephant Man

Cassie

Day 26

Aasim

                                                    Danity Kane

3.  Waka Flocka Flame

Or Waka Flocka LAME, Proof that Jesus died in vain. Oh that rhymed, that must make me a rapper now. Sad part is, that was better than anything he has ever put out. He claims he is the outcast or the stepchild of rap, but apparently doesn't know why. All he has to do is listen to "Flockavelli" and that will answer all his questions. The fact that he named his album Flockavelli is just wrong and yeah, he deserves to be mocked and ridiculed. The best news for the rap game was that he plans on retiring. Good riddance.

                                   
                                                    2.  Soulja Boy

He has to be the worst so called rapper alive and what I call the Osama Bin Laden of rap. He just dances around and shouts random crap while he wears sunglasses with his name in bubble letters with cheap paint that he purchased at an arts and craft store. He has no flow, and thinks that sounding like having an asthma attack is rapping and that it's sexy. He makes flavor flav look talented except Flav was in on the joke, Soulja apparently believes his own hype. This rodeo clown thinks he deserves to be paid for getting a laptop with pro tools and just lazily recording words that he heard from better rappers. He is one of the worst things that has ever happened to rap. Deandre Way was the 9/11 of hip hip.

 

1.  Pitbull

I ranked him higher than Soulja because he actually has a career, right now anyway...This Hispanic fart knocker has taken house music that someone else with talent made, yell unintelligible nonsense over it, put on a tight suit, sun glasses and have an evil Russian henchman beard and there you have this no talent clown. He literally sounds like he has a megaphone yelling on a track. It's like blah blah, yo quiero taco bell.

Black Eyed Peas E.N.D.S Ear Rape!

We Are Retarded: Good Riddance

The Succubus and Will.i.scam and the interchangeable black guys with light up breast plates known as the Black Eyed Peas have waved the white flag in their quest to ear rape the face of the earth by their musical rebranding and repurposing, i.e. blatant ripoff of more talented artists, and linguistic deconstruction by announcing they would take a break. I'm about to wet myself from glee! First Waka, now these fraudsters...This is an early birthday present! This is Al Quada saying they will stop killing Americans while they pursue other projects.  First Bin Laden, Whitey Bulger, then Waka Flocka now this, Obama knows how to prepare for a re-election campaign. This is a golden shower that won't make you full of shame afterwards...Right Fergie Ferg? Now if only Rihanna would go away.

Will.i.scam stated to an audience that they would indeed take a break, but admonished all that “it doesn’t mean we stop creating,” notably leaving his definition of “creating” ambiguous, as always. That means the succubus will release another solo piece of auto tune garbage to compete my pet red headed goat Rihanna and  Katy Perry, the bedazzled Kelly Bundy. This could be interpreted as a threat, Will.i.scam has proven that he can make craptastic "music" with other people and he will "phunk up" somebody's movie. Didn't quite understand his role in X-Men Origins, but I celebrated his demise. So get ready world...

What exactly are you creating? Inspiration for cranial bludgeoning? Insidious beats, lobotomizing beats through mind numbing constant exposure? The Compilation of the Peas Catalogue can be summed up thusly: Let's Get Retarded in Here: Idiocracy The Musical. But hey, at least these guys are honest about their agenda. Having seen the children of the world transformed into a tone-deaf choir of space monkeys dancing for a Spring Break webcam—-I can assure you that the plan is working. Actually it has worked, as you can tell by the "artists" on Billboards Bought Hot 100, look at the Auto-tune's Judy Jetson hooker's on there, you can count the talent on 1 hand. It's like the music industry gets paid to decimate the higher cortical brain functioning of the young, tasteful and intelligent one terrible beat at at time. Why would will.i.am gloat over “beats so large, I be steppin’ on Leprechauns” while he’s “shittin’ on y’all with the BOOM BOOM”? What is this phuckery? I am not into "being shit on with his boom boom" and that type of info should be kept in his bedroom, although I'm not shocked since he was basically a fanny bandit for Obama in 2008.

Will.i.am has the lyrical skills of a chimp with down syndrome but it's only one smart part of the tragedy that is the music scene. All we can do is watch the pile up on the freeway and hope we see body parts before the semi that is the music industry plunge off the cliff. "creating"...shouting "woo hoo" over other people's song's is not creation. My shih-tzu's tightly discarded coils in the yard are more "creative" than anything the BEP's have done. Just standing on stage and letting the lights flash and the computer programs run is the opposite of "creativity" unless you are Rihanna, then you have to hypnotize people from listening to those goat sounds emanating from that mouth.

Remember when Milli Vanilli had their Grammy taken away because they were studio singers and all they did was dance and were just basically looks? What the hell man? How can the music industry turn over on it's head inside of a decade? BEP's shouldn't be allowed to sing/ rap/ chant nonsense with light up day glow tron inspired hooker wear. It's like they went and watched some Tarantino movies, just copped the soundtrack, held it under a dirty turntable and just yelled random nonsense over the track. They don't even sample obscure songs! "Time of My Life"! Then let's just yell, "Do it, Do it, Do it". NO! You can tell when will.i.am produces a single for BEP or another artist because the only catchy thing about the song is what was catchy on the song from which he stole it.

To add an extra bit of comedy here, one of the random interchangeable members that just stands on stage, wrote an autobiography. Really?! I'm assuming the foreword will be written by will.i.am and be something he copied and pasted from a book he read on his Kindle. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, like oh my god, like oh my god, let's jump off the sofa, fill up my cup, mazel tov, let's do it again, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, P-p-partay every day"!!! Fergie pissing on the floor, band members with no names and Will.i.am with a glow in the dark Devo skull cap/ wig...this is not a party that I want to attend. I would rather hang with Gaga with her green armpit hair and she looks like she smells like funions.

I am partying now that this circus sideshow will blissfully cut the computers off, dump the LED lights and the succubus will return to the right hand side of her dark lord and master and prepare a place for Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Rihanna and that Rebecca Black abomination.

How they made money from any "song" is nothing short of amazing. For them to perform weak raps over beats over unaltered beats from the 60's, 70's and 80's...How is that any different than if I pissed on a Picasso and then declared myself a talented artist?

BEP's take an indefinite break: If I had a pocket full of phucks, I wouldn't give one!

Wocka Flaka- Man Down- On to the Next One

The Hip Hop Gods have heard my prayers and the prayers of the world and have deemed this circus clown to be unworthy and have repossessed his dunce hat. Waka either has heard himself rap or needing a publicity stunt/ feaux controversy, sent a misspelled tweet saying that he is done with the music industry and he is retiring on December 31, 2011. Let the church say HALLELOO!!!!!! Is anyone as heartbroken about this as I am? What am I supposed to listen to when I am feeling ghetto and need to slide down the pole? So, no more classics like "O Let's Do It", "No Hands", someone stop this travesty, this injustice. This from the person that has had a hand in destroying the music industry. After burning it down and basically being the Bin Laden of rap, now he wants to retire...please take Gucci Mane, Dourrough, Plies, and especially Soldier Boy with you and never return. Correct me if I am wrong, but don't you have to actually have a music career to retire from it? Did he save that much money? He's announcing this news like he is hot or something. Yeah, it's called falling off. Being out for 2 seconds and having marginal success doesn't require a grand announcement like he's Kanye or someone. Trust me Waka, you won't be missed.

The ashy elbowed, pretend crime boss and part time philosopher stated, “I’m tired of going through what I go through, and punk a–es always rain on my world. There’s so [many] different haters, fake smiles, different hugs. I’d rather work at Walmart than rap, and that’s my word on God. Yup, I put that on Jesus Christ. I’m not lying or nothing. It’s something I could never explain to people because they could never understand it ‘cause they not living the lifestyle. At the end of the day, the people who’s living the lifestyle could understand why I’m doing it.”

I would rather you work at Walmart than rap, mostly because I shop at Target and Publix and I know that your imcompetence won't affect my shopping experience, and that's my word on God, whatever that means and I'm not lying or nothing. People rain on your world because you suck. Put out good rhymes and get your bars up and you would be respected. Stop committing crimes, put lotion on those ashy elbows and stop trying to leach off of Tupac. You had an album name "Flockavelli", I mean really dude? Nothing about "going hard in the paint" or yelling "Waka, Waka, Waka!" and head banging your dreads over and over is remotely close to the lyrical skills of Pac. The only thing you have in common in Tupac is tattoos. He should've came back from the dead (or his Island paradise with his hands full of tiddies, like two scoops of raisins) and slapped the dog feces out of you. What would pac do? I need to get bracelets made. I was pissed. Now if only we can get Rihanna on this retirement bandwagon, maybe we can lure her with a penis...Plus, I think Tupac could actually spell.

Waka has enough money, why hasn't he ordered "Your baby can read"? Clearly he needs it. He did state that he would go back to school and study Geometry. I went to high school and graduated from college and Law School and the last time I saw Geometry was 10th grade, but that's something he would know if he were sober, sane and not a complete tool. It's not like you need Euclidean Geometry in order to rap. He also thinks that his word play would be better if he finished high school. Maybe. Maybe a thesaurus or dictionary could be of assistance. It's not that hard, since he doesn't actually rhyme anything. How hard is it to actually do that? Dr. Seuss makes better raps than "O Let's Do It". I take that back he did make a rhyme with O Let's Do It, "Drug Dealing Music", because the drug dealers need an anthem since Baby Mommas, Single Ladies, Male Basher's, Pimps, and guys going to the strip club have one. Welcome to the 21st Century!

He should start with a refresher course in English because there is no "E" in the word quit. I need his teacher's address so I can mail her a gun with one bullet in the chamber because she clearly failed. She is responsible for the world going dumb to this retard brand of hip hop that helped pave the way for video hoe barbie, tourette rapper Nicki Minaj. Whoever she is, she should hide her shame, since she hasn't come forward and taken responsibility for him, I think she has.

Unfortunately, black women allow guys like him to procreate, thus creating reverse natural selection within the black community.

Breaking News: Wocka Flocka announces retirement…and not a single f**k was given. As if he had a “career” *rolls eyes*

I mean…. *blink*….*blink…blink*

I tried to honestly give an eff, but I couldn’t muster one up. I “quite".