Sunday, September 1, 2013

Pat Robertson Proves to be the Best Gift to Atheists

Pat Robertson has just returned with his latest bat shit fantasy from la la land...

During a recent discussion on his show 700 Club, which is coincidentally the collective IQ's of his target demographic, he suggested that infected individuals in cities like San Francisco purposefully infect others by cutting them with special rings. The nonsense started when the fembot cohost read a letter about a disclosure of aids status. He drones on about how he isn't sure, but “used to think it was transmitted by saliva and other things, now they say it may be sexual contact.” So, he advised the woman not have sex with the man. If you don't know by now how the aids is spread, then I would just shut up.

“There are laws now... I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction," he continued. "You can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they’ve got high blood pressure, but you can’t tell anybody you’ve got AIDS." He found out the secret gay agenda on paragraph 5, page 431, sentence 3. The encryption of the last agenda was supposed to be unbreakable, but Pat broke out the tin foil hat and quija boards and foiled the gay takeover.

So...tell me how many openly gay judges have sat on the Supreme Court? How many openly gay Congressman, Senators, or Presidents have we had? Every election cycle they play the Christian litmus test, so exactly how can these "homosexuals" write laws? Designing the fall collection for Chanel or Alexander McQueen isn't quite the same thing as affecting economic and public policy.

Here is where the fabric of reality slips...“You know what they do in San Francisco? Some in the gay community there, they want to get people. So if they got the stuff they’ll have a ring, you shake hands and the ring’s got a little thing where you cut your finger,” he said. “Really. It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder.” I thought the rings turned people into a gay...

A career based on fear and ignorance has clearly taken a lot out of Robertson (and many of his other broadcast evangelists.) It's hard to believe that after all these years, he still doesn't know ANYTHING about the HIV virus, gay people, or reality. He's finally snapped and started believing his own trash talk. Unfortunately, this evil old bigot knows exactly what he is doing, making millions from gullible, less than bright people. In all seriousness, there are great medications for dementia and Obamacare will pay for it, if he is too proud. Or should the family wait till he starts drooling or becomes incotintent on air? Not just intellectually incontinent, but physically. 

Excuse me Pat, but Jesus wants to see you in his office and give you a science and history lesson. AIDS isn't a gay disease and hasn't been classified as such since the early 90's. Secondly, there are no gays in positions of power to control the government to put draconian laws into place to keep AIDS a secret. On the contrary, the LGBT community goes out of its way to educate all people, gay and straight. How would you know? There isn't a gay sock puppet theater to help drive the point home to you or people with lower intellectual deficiencies. 

Pitter Pat destroys the credibilty of christianity one moronic statement at a time. Join us in the real world, old lizzard.

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