Monday, January 5, 2015

Stupid Sh&t Republican's Say

The magic lamps at the magic lamp emporium are on a genie time share program and there might be a slight delay on wish fulfillment...'s time for the 2016 election cycle and 2015 is the audition process for the upcoming clown show. This year, every doofus will vie for camera time, go on coloring book tours, leave their Fox shows and jockey for power in the upcoming do nothing congress. We have the usual suspects who are more serious than others, such as: Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, Chris Christie, Jeb Bush, and then the fools: Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, and the token candidates: Marco Rubio and Ben Carson. Add to the stupidity the candidate no one wants but won't go away, three time loser, Mitt Romney. 

During this year, I plan on posting stupid sh&t these fools say, which won't be difficult considering they have control of two branches of government, the Supreme court and the propaganda is washed through fox news. Enjoy!

“the penetration of criminals and terrorists across our southern border” represents a threat to the U.S. comparable to the threat of a nuclear strike from Iran against Israel.. ..This was one of the "threats" that wanted to scare ignorant white people about the crisis with the immigrant kids at our border. Basically the pattern of noun/ verb/ scare white people which appears to work like a charm.

  He likened the immigrant “invasion” to D-Day, warning that undocumented immigrants were responsible for over six hundred thousand crimes in Texas over the past five years, including thousands of homicides and sexual assaults. 
Now my history is hazy, but I thought the loss of life on D- Day was major, like hundreds of thousands, and I have a degree in crime, the immigrant kids aren't the problem. Texas is full of poor, uneducated black and white trash that either riot for Jordan retro's or hold racist signs that are misspelled, accusing Obama of being Hitler, and lot's of crime. It's the south. I'm supposed to suspend my disbelief that crime started in Texas in 2013-2014? Sorry, I don't smoke those type of herbs. The south runs crime nation wide, no matter how many churches we have here, we have everything bad in excess and nothing good.
     Gohmert called President Obama’s immigration policy the real “war on women” because it allowed immigrants to cross the border to rape women. Louis Gohmert- Rep. Texas.

  Nothing will make Latinos vote for Republican's like comparing them to ISIS or rapists.  This would all be funny if his rank stupidity wasn't dangerous. He is planning on challenging Boehner for House speaker. Can you believe that? It won't happen, but this rodeo clown could be #3 in line to running the country in a parallel universe. Fix it Jesus!

If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn’t exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.” Rick Santorum saying that we don't have the right to consensual sex, or the constitutional right to privacy which is a FUNDAMENTAL right. So, they make fun of Obama for being a Constitutional Law Professor and they come with this...

“There are no Palestinians. All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis. There are no Palestinians. This is Israeli land.” Rick Santorum claiming that there are no Palestinians living on the West bank. So why are they fighting again? Didnt the allies remove the Palestinians after WWII to create Israel? Palestine is in the Bible, I know I have seen that word there. No Palestine? That is in complete contravention to what my history book, Bibles, Atlas, globes, etc... tells us. The seven day war? The entire fight for the Palestinian homeland...I can't...

“Watching President Obama apologize last week for America’s arrogance – before a French audience that owes its freedom to the sacrifices of Americans – helped convince me that he has a deep-seated antipathy toward American values and traditions.” Ricky Again...apparently he forgot that without France, America wouldn't have won that little war called the Revolutionary War. That little statue called the Statue of Liberty, sent by France sort of commemorated that, come on, we learned that in school. The words on the statue is in French!

“The most dangerous place for an African-American in this country is in the womb.”Rick Santorum claiming that blacks are more threatened by abortion than GOP economic policies, gun violence and now police brutality.

I could write a novel on Rick Santorum, but let me move on...

Image via Raw Story
I mean, [America is] very much like Nazi Germany. And I know you’re not supposed to say ‘Nazi Germany,’ but I don’t care about political correctness. You know, you had a government using its tools to intimidate the population. We now live in a society where people are afraid to say what they actually believe.” Ben Carson comparing America to Nazi Germany because of Liberals. This dude is allergic to facts...

ObamaCare is the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. In a way, it is slavery, because it is making all of us subservient to the government.” Ben Carson again...this is the same group of people that want to control who you sleep with, when you sleep with them, who you can marry, but health care...that's slavery because going to the doctor is being dependent on the government. OK...

“My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society, and no group — be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality — it doesn’t matter what they are — they don’t get to change the definition.” Uncle Ben comparing homosexuality to pedophilia and bestiality, because that is of course the next logical step. Even though, marriage is a legal definition and contract not a religious one, but I'm trying to invoke logic here...

I think most people when they finish that course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.” Ben Carson explaining that students that take AP History will cause students to *gasp*, learn about civil disobedience and join a terrorist organization. I can't even touch how stupid that statement is. Does a person that goes to college and take history, which is why you take AP classes, to get college credit, equally as susceptible to join a terrorist organization? I took honors and AP classes, why didn't i automatically run off to Al-quaeda or the PLO? As a black man that clearly benefited from civil disobedience, i.e. civil rights, he is so stupid that it almost makes me want to hang myself as a sacrifice so he can get a functioning brain in a transplant.

I think a lot of it really got started in the ’60s with the ‘Me’ generation. ‘What’s in it for me?’ I hate to say it, but a lot of it had to do with the women’s lib movement. You know, ‘I’ve been taking care of my family, I’ve been doing that, what about me?’ You know, it really should be about us. Ben Carson blaming Mike Brown's death on the women's liberation movement. Really?! 

Good luck with this bunch GOP!