Stupid Sh&t Republican's Say

The magic lamps at the magic lamp emporium are on a genie time share program and there might be a slight delay on wish fulfillment...

Well...it's time for the 2016 election cycle and 2015 is the audition process for the upcoming clown show. This year, every doofus will vie for camera time, go on coloring book tours, leave their Fox shows and jockey for power in the upcoming do nothing congress. We have the usual suspects who are more serious than others, such as: Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, Chris Christie, Jeb Bush, and then the fools: Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, and the token candidates: Marco Rubio and Ben Carson. Add to the stupidity the candidate no one wants but won't go away, three time loser, Mitt Romney. 

During this year, I plan on posting stupid sh&t these fools say, which won't be difficult considering they have control of two branches of government, the Supreme court and the propaganda is washed through fox news. Enjoy!

“the penetration of criminals and terrorists across our southern border” represents a threat to the U.S. comparable to the threat of a nuclear strike from Iran against Israel.. ..This was one of the "threats" that wanted to scare ignorant white people about the crisis with the immigrant kids at our border. Basically the pattern of noun/ verb/ scare white people which appears to work like a charm.

  He likened the immigrant “invasion” to D-Day, warning that undocumented immigrants were responsible for over six hundred thousand crimes in Texas over the past five years, including thousands of homicides and sexual assaults. 

Now my history is hazy, but I thought the loss of life on D- Day was major, like hundreds of thousands, and I have a degree in crime, the immigrant kids aren't the problem. Texas is full of poor, uneducated black and white trash that either riot for Jordan retro's or hold racist signs that are misspelled, accusing Obama of being Hitler, and lot's of crime. It's the south. I'm supposed to suspend my disbelief that crime started in Texas in 2013-2014? Sorry, I don't smoke those type of herbs. The south runs crime nation wide, no matter how many churches we have here, we have everything bad in excess and nothing good.

     Gohmert called President Obama’s immigration policy the real “war on women” because it allowed immigrants to cross the border to rape women. Louis Gohmert- Rep. Texas.

  Nothing will make Latinos vote for Republican's like comparing them to ISIS or rapists.  This would all be funny if his rank stupidity wasn't dangerous. He is planning on challenging Boehner for House speaker. Can you believe that? It won't happen, but this rodeo clown could be #3 in line to running the country in a parallel universe. Fix it Jesus!



If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn’t exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.” Rick Santorum saying that we don't have the right to consensual sex, or the constitutional right to privacy which is a FUNDAMENTAL right. So, they make fun of Obama for being a Constitutional Law Professor and they come with this...

“There are no Palestinians. All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis. There are no Palestinians. This is Israeli land.” Rick Santorum claiming that there are no Palestinians living on the West bank. So why are they fighting again? Didnt the allies remove the Palestinians after WWII to create Israel? Palestine is in the Bible, I know I have seen that word there. No Palestine? That is in complete contravention to what my history book, Bibles, Atlas, globes, etc... tells us. The seven day war? The entire fight for the Palestinian homeland...I can't...

“Watching President Obama apologize last week for America’s arrogance – before a French audience that owes its freedom to the sacrifices of Americans – helped convince me that he has a deep-seated antipathy toward American values and traditions.” Ricky Again...apparently he forgot that without France, America wouldn't have won that little war called the Revolutionary War. That little statue called the Statue of Liberty, sent by France sort of commemorated that, come on, we learned that in school. The words on the statue is in French!

“The most dangerous place for an African-American in this country is in the womb.”Rick Santorum claiming that blacks are more threatened by abortion than GOP economic policies, gun violence and now police brutality.

I could write a novel on Rick Santorum, but let me move on...


I mean, [America is] very much like Nazi Germany. And I know you’re not supposed to say ‘Nazi Germany,’ but I don’t care about political correctness. You know, you had a government using its tools to intimidate the population. We now live in a society where people are afraid to say what they actually believe.” Ben Carson comparing America to Nazi Germany because of Liberals. This dude is allergic to facts...

ObamaCare is the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. In a way, it is slavery, because it is making all of us subservient to the government.” Ben Carson again...this is the same group of people that want to control who you sleep with, when you sleep with them, who you can marry, but health care...that's slavery because going to the doctor is being dependent on the government. OK...

“My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society, and no group — be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality — it doesn’t matter what they are — they don’t get to change the definition.” Uncle Ben comparing homosexuality to pedophilia and bestiality, because that is of course the next logical step. Even though, marriage is a legal definition and contract not a religious one, but I'm trying to invoke logic here...

I think most people when they finish that course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.” Ben Carson explaining that students that take AP History will cause students to *gasp*, learn about civil disobedience and join a terrorist organization. I can't even touch how stupid that statement is. Does a person that goes to college and take history, which is why you take AP classes, to get college credit, equally as susceptible to join a terrorist organization? I took honors and AP classes, why didn't i automatically run off to Al-quaeda or the PLO? As a black man that clearly benefited from civil disobedience, i.e. civil rights, he is so stupid that it almost makes me want to hang myself as a sacrifice so he can get a functioning brain in a transplant.

I think a lot of it really got started in the ’60s with the ‘Me’ generation. ‘What’s in it for me?’ I hate to say it, but a lot of it had to do with the women’s lib movement. You know, ‘I’ve been taking care of my family, I’ve been doing that, what about me?’ You know, it really should be about us. Ben Carson blaming Mike Brown's death on the women's liberation movement. Really?! 

Good luck with this bunch GOP!

Evelyn and Chad Ochocinco, and The Hypocrisy of the Sanctity of Marriage

It's only been 41 Days of Magic...

And They Thought We Wouldn't Last?

The drama continued for ex- Patriot Chad Johnson yesterday as his wife of 41 days, Evelyn Lozada, filed for divorce, publicly urged him to “seek help,” and the wide receiver formerly known as Ochocinco issued a public mea culpa for his domestic violence arrest. I think that she should follow her own advice and take up a permanent residence at the nearest mental hospital if she thought that a self professed philanderer would ever remain faithful. Go ahead Ev, throw him under the bus, you are blameless and did nothing wrong.

“I would like to apologize to everyone for the recent events that have occurred,” Johnson said in a statement on his OchoCinco News Network. “I would like to wish Evelyn well and will never say anything bad about her because I truly love her to death. Other than the made up fact that she attacked you, but you won't say anything else...

“I will continue to be positive and train hard for another opportunity in the NFL,” he continued. “To all the fans and supporters I have disappointed, you have my sincerest apologies. I will stay positive and get through this tough period in my life.” You will never get another opportunity in the NFL, this was your last chance. Miami wanted to see if you could still play and if you could stop being a problem. All they needed was one, just one reason to get rid of the moron that legally changed his name to his jersey number. Trust me, douchebag, it's over. In my Chris Tucker voice, "You got to be a stupid muthaf@cka to get fired on your day off."

Let's back up...

Chad, the frog Prince Charming that every girl should run screaming from, has extreme fidelity problems, so much so that this was a plot point on Basketball Jumpoff's. Check out the video.

So, taking Ev at her word,which isn't worth much, bought condoms and left the receipt in the Maserati that they own for an alleged affair that he was just too lazy to cover up. Ev, with her volatile temper, confronted Chad and he head butted her. I just want to say, that athletes have to be the worlds dumbest cheaters. He probably charged the condoms on his credit card and left the receipt in his car. Who the hell does that? Someone that has gotten hit too many times on the football field. Groupies want these diseased penises inside them for a handbag or some spiked red bottom shoes, but at the end of the day, these guys are idiots and haven't learned the concept of "delete all".

Why Do I Love the Hoes?

Chad told authorities that Lozada head butted him...I see...Evelyn, head butted Chad? This dude in the green elf shoes? Yeah, right...no body believed that, especially the Miami Dolphins, who canceled his contract and VH1 cancelled the soon to be embarrassing Ev and Ocho show. This is the channel that aired Flavor of Love and gave spinoff's to the random whores he slept with, but they drew a line with Ev and Ocho, this somehow was a bottom for the cable channel. 

Ladies Night, Oh What a Night

 "Due to the unfortunate events over the weekend and the seriousness of the allegations, VH1 is pulling the series 'Ev and Ocho' from its schedule and has no current plans of airing it,” the cable station said in a statement.

Evelyn released her own statement via her publicist announcing her divorce:

“I am deeply disappointed that Chad has failed to take responsibility for his actions and made false accusations against me,” she goes on to say, “It is my sincere hope that he seeks the help he needs to overcome his troubles. Domestic violence is not okay and hopefully my taking a stand will help encourage other women to break their silence as well.”

Really Ev? Pot meet kettle. Says the chick that threw glass bottles, shoes, coined the term "non motherfucking factor" to provoke someone. How about the fact that you slept with a cast mates ex-husband?

I sincerely hope you aren't going to try to be the martyr here or some sort of Domestic Violence spokes woman because it won't work. You have a history of violent outbursts who will no doubt pimp the situation for cash, right now, there is a camera crew following you around. It worked for Rihanna didn't it?  But, you aren't as cute. They are friends and the situations are so similar. How much do you want to bet this will be the topic of the first episode of Basketball Jumpoff's? Can't you see Shaunie looking all concerned and shocked, but not really involved, Tammi is ready to ride out and shoot Chad, Jen will make a surprise appearance and Ev and Jen will hug. They will cry and say to each other that they are so sorry they hurt each other, mascara will run, weave will be out of place, cleavage will be shining, Ev will act as if she is about to die, but then she will act like the Godfather and start acting like she is hard or a thug and put on her sunglasses. They will mention something about being in "the circle", go out for drinks, and show clips for arguments for the next weeks episode.

I thought where you came from Ev, you handle the situation yourself and don't call the police? I mean you act like a member of the Gambino family, maybe you should be on mob wives instead of Basketball Wives. What you should've done, since you are so hard and love to fight, is wait till he went to sleep, did "something" and Chad would've either woken up in the "upper room" or the ICU. 

Evelyn is a savage beast wearing Louboutins and Herve Leger dresses and Chad Ochocinco is a stupid coon whose innate slave instinct kicked in, which allowed him to run really fast. Karma caught up with these two pit bull's in red bottoms with a strong fear of poverty. Chad did this to himself with his constant addiction for attention,(Jen said that by the way), and by picking a woman with a predisposition for violence. Bravo!

This marriage, if you want to call it that, lasted just a pathetic 41 days. That beats Kim Kardashian's laughable 72 day PR stunt. This yields the question, what is so precious about marriage that gays can't get in on? Us heterosexuals have made a mockery of it, just as Chad and Evelyn, Kim and Chris and many many many others have blatantly displayed. Marriage is no more sacred than a drunken bunny hop, unless the two people engaged in the marriage believe it's sacred. Marriage is paperwork, and legal documentation, no matter what your Bibles, politicians or pastors say. What is there to protect? The family was broken down long before the deviant fags came to pervert your children and no, the answer is not prayer in school. No one should make windows into mens souls, because that window goes both ways. Without a legal license, your pastors words are null and void. He might as well chant the latest Nicki Minaj monstrosity. 

Otherwise, we get glaring reminders like this...

Team Loser and Gold Digger