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The Pastor Danny Davis may have made his millions for now hawking the "No Evil Oil" for over a couple of years on late night cable religious channels, and is now enjoying the blessings that the Lord showered upon him by taking money away from all the suffering people with a few dollars to spare here and there.
The late night
One could take all these items and create a conceptual art piece out of it all, or maybe their attempts are nothing more than art performance pieces in the first place?
Pastor Danny Davis has the most quaint origin story:
Today Pastor Danny Davis can be found somewhere in the world preaching in gospel-tents, church-houses, and auditoriums. He is known for the amazing manifestations of the supernatural miracle power of God in his crusades. He is redneck enough to be either a professional wrestler or a NASCAR driver. Yeah, minister Larry the Cable Guy...
I may submit a prayer request, tell me what you guys think:
I have some questions about your No Evil Oil. I use oils frequently in my massage practice, and I was wondering if this oil would be okay to use during massage sessions. I am frequently hit on by my clients, and I am hoping that the oil can sooth my clients libido's long enough to enjoy a pure and relaxing massage. I am a married woman, and the attention from these clients can be embarassing. Most of my male clients get an erection while I am preforming some of the more intimate massage techniques, and I am desperately seeking some way to avoid the embarassment of the occasional accidental "discharge" that does happen.
I have gone so far to ask some of my clients to "release" their pent up sexual energy before coming to our sessions, but even that does not deter some of the more "appreciative" clients I have.
There is one client in particular that I am interested in using your oil with. I have a sneaking suspicion that he ejaculates on purpose during our sessions. He has told me before that he finds me very attractive and during our sessions he has talked about some very inappropriate things that make me uncomfortable. I have always been hyper-aware of my large chest, but most of my clients simply glance and quickly look away. This particular client has asked me before to massage his "you-know-what" with my breasts. I' have tried to stop his advances, but my boss doesn't want me to lose any clients in this tough economy.
Please let me know if your oil can help me!