Monday, January 5, 2015

Stupid Sh&t Republican's Say

The magic lamps at the magic lamp emporium are on a genie time share program and there might be a slight delay on wish fulfillment...'s time for the 2016 election cycle and 2015 is the audition process for the upcoming clown show. This year, every doofus will vie for camera time, go on coloring book tours, leave their Fox shows and jockey for power in the upcoming do nothing congress. We have the usual suspects who are more serious than others, such as: Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, Chris Christie, Jeb Bush, and then the fools: Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, and the token candidates: Marco Rubio and Ben Carson. Add to the stupidity the candidate no one wants but won't go away, three time loser, Mitt Romney. 

During this year, I plan on posting stupid sh&t these fools say, which won't be difficult considering they have control of two branches of government, the Supreme court and the propaganda is washed through fox news. Enjoy!

“the penetration of criminals and terrorists across our southern border” represents a threat to the U.S. comparable to the threat of a nuclear strike from Iran against Israel.. ..This was one of the "threats" that wanted to scare ignorant white people about the crisis with the immigrant kids at our border. Basically the pattern of noun/ verb/ scare white people which appears to work like a charm.

  He likened the immigrant “invasion” to D-Day, warning that undocumented immigrants were responsible for over six hundred thousand crimes in Texas over the past five years, including thousands of homicides and sexual assaults. 
Now my history is hazy, but I thought the loss of life on D- Day was major, like hundreds of thousands, and I have a degree in crime, the immigrant kids aren't the problem. Texas is full of poor, uneducated black and white trash that either riot for Jordan retro's or hold racist signs that are misspelled, accusing Obama of being Hitler, and lot's of crime. It's the south. I'm supposed to suspend my disbelief that crime started in Texas in 2013-2014? Sorry, I don't smoke those type of herbs. The south runs crime nation wide, no matter how many churches we have here, we have everything bad in excess and nothing good.
     Gohmert called President Obama’s immigration policy the real “war on women” because it allowed immigrants to cross the border to rape women. Louis Gohmert- Rep. Texas.

  Nothing will make Latinos vote for Republican's like comparing them to ISIS or rapists.  This would all be funny if his rank stupidity wasn't dangerous. He is planning on challenging Boehner for House speaker. Can you believe that? It won't happen, but this rodeo clown could be #3 in line to running the country in a parallel universe. Fix it Jesus!

If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn’t exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.” Rick Santorum saying that we don't have the right to consensual sex, or the constitutional right to privacy which is a FUNDAMENTAL right. So, they make fun of Obama for being a Constitutional Law Professor and they come with this...

“There are no Palestinians. All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis. There are no Palestinians. This is Israeli land.” Rick Santorum claiming that there are no Palestinians living on the West bank. So why are they fighting again? Didnt the allies remove the Palestinians after WWII to create Israel? Palestine is in the Bible, I know I have seen that word there. No Palestine? That is in complete contravention to what my history book, Bibles, Atlas, globes, etc... tells us. The seven day war? The entire fight for the Palestinian homeland...I can't...

“Watching President Obama apologize last week for America’s arrogance – before a French audience that owes its freedom to the sacrifices of Americans – helped convince me that he has a deep-seated antipathy toward American values and traditions.” Ricky Again...apparently he forgot that without France, America wouldn't have won that little war called the Revolutionary War. That little statue called the Statue of Liberty, sent by France sort of commemorated that, come on, we learned that in school. The words on the statue is in French!

“The most dangerous place for an African-American in this country is in the womb.”Rick Santorum claiming that blacks are more threatened by abortion than GOP economic policies, gun violence and now police brutality.

I could write a novel on Rick Santorum, but let me move on...

Image via Raw Story
I mean, [America is] very much like Nazi Germany. And I know you’re not supposed to say ‘Nazi Germany,’ but I don’t care about political correctness. You know, you had a government using its tools to intimidate the population. We now live in a society where people are afraid to say what they actually believe.” Ben Carson comparing America to Nazi Germany because of Liberals. This dude is allergic to facts...

ObamaCare is the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. In a way, it is slavery, because it is making all of us subservient to the government.” Ben Carson again...this is the same group of people that want to control who you sleep with, when you sleep with them, who you can marry, but health care...that's slavery because going to the doctor is being dependent on the government. OK...

“My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society, and no group — be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality — it doesn’t matter what they are — they don’t get to change the definition.” Uncle Ben comparing homosexuality to pedophilia and bestiality, because that is of course the next logical step. Even though, marriage is a legal definition and contract not a religious one, but I'm trying to invoke logic here...

I think most people when they finish that course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.” Ben Carson explaining that students that take AP History will cause students to *gasp*, learn about civil disobedience and join a terrorist organization. I can't even touch how stupid that statement is. Does a person that goes to college and take history, which is why you take AP classes, to get college credit, equally as susceptible to join a terrorist organization? I took honors and AP classes, why didn't i automatically run off to Al-quaeda or the PLO? As a black man that clearly benefited from civil disobedience, i.e. civil rights, he is so stupid that it almost makes me want to hang myself as a sacrifice so he can get a functioning brain in a transplant.

I think a lot of it really got started in the ’60s with the ‘Me’ generation. ‘What’s in it for me?’ I hate to say it, but a lot of it had to do with the women’s lib movement. You know, ‘I’ve been taking care of my family, I’ve been doing that, what about me?’ You know, it really should be about us. Ben Carson blaming Mike Brown's death on the women's liberation movement. Really?! 

Good luck with this bunch GOP!

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Open Letter to Robin Thicke

Dear Robin,

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

I just wanted to let you know that you are pathetic and the public groveling just needs to stop. What is happening to you now career wise, is that people pick a mediocre artist and trash the absolute crap out of them for whatever reason. Call it the "Creed, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan or Nickelback" effect if you will. However, rarely does an artist just stand at the edge of a precipice in a Beetlejuice suit and designer shades, while a jail bait borderline anorexic with a flat butt dances "twerks" with a teddy bear to a song about rape. Your fan base are WOMEN and what do you do, have a public midlife crisis set to a Will.i.scam production and cheat on a chic that most men and quite a few women would go through Rosie O'Donnell to be with. To hate you, is to know you and clearly Paula hates you.

Your abomination song, 2013's version  of the "ice ice baby of the macarena",  "blurred lines", the first video to not feature your estranged wife, has the most creepy creeperton, rapey language to ever be put to pen and paper. Congratulations! You set the bar to a new low. The video looks like it took 15 minutes to collectively conceptualize, style and shoot and was proof that videos are in it's death throes and probably why MTV opts for trash reality shows instead. Super stardom ruined you and it made you believe that you could throw out lyrics like: "I know you want it, you're a good girl, do it like it hurt, do it like it hurt, what you don't like work, and the piece de resistance; "I'll give you something to tear your ass into".

Lana Scolaro and Robin Thicke
Digging For Shame

Ah yes, what better way to show a woman who's in charge than violent non sensual sodomy? We women should like pain during sex and pain is a part of sex. Spoken like a true sexual predator whose role is relegated to a mere sex doll used for the pleasure of a man. But blurred lines empowers women, says you, that's from the Hollywood slut world where empowerment is synonymous with female objectification. In a GQ interview you said, "We tried to do everything that was taboo. Bestiality, drug injections, and everything that is completely derogatory towards women. Because all three of us are happily married with children, we were like, "We're the perfect guys to make fun of this." People say, "Hey, do you think this is degrading to women?" I'm like, "Of course it is. What a pleasure it is to degrade a woman. I've never gotten to do that before. I've always respected women." So we just wanted to turn it over on its head and make people go, "Women and their bodies are beautiful. Men are always gonna want to follow them around." After the video got banned on YouTube, my wife tweeted, "Violence is ugly. Nudity is beautiful. And the 'Blurred Lines' video makes me wanna..." You know. And that's the truth. Right now, with terrorism and poverty and Wall Street and Social Security having problems, nudity should not be the issue.” 

Right...master of Creep, nudity is not the issue. Behavior in the making that can be considered a felony into a full blown album is. Plus, you are all not happily married anymore, aren't. This year you decide to turn stalking and get richer at the same time by releasing "Paula". In the album we have you being pathetic and admitting that you were an assclown who didn't appreciate his hot wife who I would go lez for.

Robin #thicke, it's over, face it, you won't get her back and no one wants you, excluding STD infected strippers and old black women who still line dance to blurred lines. If you can't reach wood in record sales, maybe it's time to just close the shop and raise your child. Oh and your stalker movie that you did with Jamie Presley just cemented in our minds that you are a chain smoking alcoholic creep that also can't act. I guess we have to replace you with and Gary Owen as the honorary black white guy with a hot black wife. I'm sure he isn't dumb enough to hump Miley flanked by Teddy Bears in an ill fitting Beetlejuice suit and sunglasses. 

Congratulations Robin! You are the dumbest dude on the face of the earth...and believe me that's an achievement in the entertainment industry with so many other artists to compete with.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Artur Davis Returns to Alabama: Tail Between His Legs and Wants to be Mayor

Beard Alert!!!!
The lights have gone down, the cameras are off and people are no longer interested in what was once a promising Uncle Tom that bitterly switched parties, ran to Virginia, attempted to get a job with a loser presidential candidate, attempted to consult, and is now launching an "exploratory committee" to run for Mayor of Montgomery. Here is the thing with Mr. Davis...he doesn't need an exploratory committee in lieu of common sense. I don't have a Harvard degree, but I bet I can tell him without him spending his money that he is wasting his time, just like I would've told him back in 2010 when he ran the most idiotic gubernatorial campaign in history that he would lose. If he just has money that is burning a hole in his pocket, then he can send it to my car finance company and let's call it a day.
I'm Running For Mayor...Can I Count On Your Vote? "Don't Make Me Laugh"!!!!!!!!

Artur needs to understand that people in Alabama are low information on a lot of things such as tax reform, medicare, ACA, the lottery and they will be easily manipulated if "Jesus" is said enough times in a sentence by a political candidate. However, for all their shortcomings, they will never elect a blatant hypocrite into office. Being a centrist Democrat is fine, not being beholden to the shucking and jiving that one has to do to secure a democratic nomination in Alabama among the black churches is fine, but to condescend to them, ignore them, blame them and blame Obama for your loss is beyond dumb. He lost 2010 because he ran a piss poor campaign, read the climate of the political environment wrong, and behaved as if he already won the primary and was in the general already. The TEA Party was in it's frenzied infancy in 2010, and they were vehemently against Obama and anything that resembled Obama. Davis attended law school with Obama and seconded his nomination at the Democratic convention in 2008, so is there any surprise that he was subsequently linked to Obama? Did he really need an exploratory committee to tell him about that?
Obama really likes this haircut! I'm so cool...

After the folly of his gubernatorial campaign, he talked about running for Virginia State Senate, we see that didn't work...He worked for a law firm for about a year and then became a resident fellow at Harvard University’s Institute for Politics in the spring of 2012. He garnered support from the cluster fox crowd by pimping himself out campaigning for Romney and speaking at the Republican convention, being the token with a horrible hair cut, black  to counter the Democrat "token black". He got to speak on some tea party shows, got to be named on some imaginary Romney black people inroads committee with other psychotic token blacks like Allen West, that no member of the black community would ever take seriously or care about. You know to make the GOP seem less racist but only with a chocolate shell. Then realized that he bet on the wrong horse when the magic underpants man lost, took all his toys off the sand lot like a petulant 5 year old, to Virgina and vowed never to play in Alabama again. 

Until now...

Montgomery is still a heavily democratic city, with a popular Mayor, Davis is a Republican now and believes that one must overcome partisanship. "It’s a citywide vision for Montgomery,” Davis said. “To be a good mayor of Montgomery, you can’t be partisan. You have to represent both sides, all sides, and I would bring the same point of view.” He's delusional...the same point of view? which is to throw a tantrum when you lose, betray those that support you, then come slithering back when those in the big time fail to take you seriously. 

Non Partisan

Artur goes on to say, “I didn’t expect to be involved in politics again at all,” he said. “But where I think I can do the most good would be in public service, and the reason mayor of Montgomery came to my attention is it’s my hometown, one I have an enormous identification with, and the challenges there are exactly the challenges that propelled me into politics in the first place.” Don't make me laugh...that was a long time ago and you aren't that guy anymore. How about this...don't get involved with politics then? Do yourself and all of us a huge favor and stop now. Spare yourself and the fake wife the humiliation of yet another loss. Have some dignity please. But what am I saying, I am talking about Artur, Bendadict Arnold/ Brutus Davis. There are no principles, no honor, but just some lame angle to try and win at any cost and we all know that you are not a winner anymore. It's like he went to the Universal Studios school of political science and strategy. Someone that started with so much promise is just a spoiled brat with a weak handshake, a beard of a wife that comes out only for photo ops and no credibility. It's bad when Beyonce' with her 5th grade level book report/ love letter to Michelle Obama can do a half naked video for "Let's Move", then a week later sign a $50 million dollar deal with Pepsi and can still get more people interested in voting and elections than Artur Davis. And she knows nothing about nothing. Like literally...nothing. I would bet most people don't even know who he is or even cares.
My Hair is Sooooooo fly

Artur Davis is a gold fish in a shark costume who believed that he was shark, the only shark in the water in fact. Once he got in the ocean with the real sharks, he wanted to jump back in the bowl with the gold fish. At this point, we just need to flush him down the drain and let the sewer rats have a non partisan hack snack.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Monday Night Ether of Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber

These two are ridiculous for a few reasons....but let me get on Biebs first since he's the easiest target to hit. '

I got Black Friends Homie!
In case anyone missed the memo, Justin Bieber is black. Get that black! You see, he hangs with Drake, Usher, Lil Wayne and Will Smith and those are his "black fairy godmothers". The king of white privilege runs in line for his honorary nigga pass, saying “Any time I am filling out paperwork that requires me to list my race I always check the black box. I have always felt like a black boy trapped in a white body. Race is not just skin color. Every thing about my style, music, and my entire way of life was influenced by black people,” he continued. “I am considering getting my skinned darkened so my outside can match how I feel inside.” He goes on to say, “If I were a racist, it would be against white people, not black,” he concluded. “From here on out my race will be officially listed as black.”

I'm Black on the Inside!

 Are you serious? You like to do hood rat stuff because you are white, male, rich, never held accountable and never be attributable as a disgrace to your race for doing so because now you are black? So I guess you will consider the only quality black culture from the worst ambassadors of black culture, (Lil Wayne and Drake, I just got herpes from even saying their names), while you get dabs and penis bumps from the few black entertainers that find you a novelty, until you get bored and turn into Pat Bateman, shed the make believe, go back to your mansion, be a rich white man, put out either a rock or country album when the look is no longer cute. (Kid Rock anyone?)

You are a caricature of a real person, you are the real life lead character from Malibu's Most Wanted, Brad Gluckman. I expect your next album to be called "Malibooty" and a bunch of Paris Hilton clone people in juicy couture, with fake boobs, carry dogs in purses, sporting medieval weapons talking about their "gats" pretending it's south central while drinking a late'.  Bitch, you are from Canada. Last time I checked, there aren't that many gangs or hoods in Canada. I'm sure meth is prominent and sniffing a beavers ass, I don't know what the hell else to do there, which is probably why you won't go back there. They don't even help fight wars, so they are as useless as Switzerland or Mexico. All Canadians are good for is bacon and hockey and that cute mountie uniform. You and Drake aren't thugs, hard, gangsters, threatening or sexy, most importantly Justin, you aren't black. Our honorary cracka ass crackas are Eminem, Jon B., Justin Timberlake, and Robin Thicke. You FAIL, WE REVOKE YOUR SELF IMPOSED HONORARY PASS.

Nicki, Nicki, Nicki...somehow won an award for Best Female Hip Hop Artist. What am I saying, this is the BET Awards, this is like the Special Olympics of award shows and truth be told, no one else is rapping, let me say, no one else is commercial that whites and gays love, and Nicki does rap, sometime. Anyhoo, our video hoe barbie gave an acceptance speech to throw shade at the current "rap" artist that has the #1 song in the country because she has writers (only god knows why people listen to that crap either). "What I want the world to know about Nicki Minaj is when you hear Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it," she told the audience, adding that she meant no offense. "No, no, no shade, no, no, no shade." Did you call out Rihanna when you two did your tone def, auto tuned duet? Rihanna skype's her vocals and wouldn't know a pen and paper unless a penis was attached to it and neither one of you can sing without mac pro-tools. Did you call out Beyonce? Beyonce "borrows" from unknown, unsigned artists, but she doesn't write literally, either, I don't think she can.

I'm Real!
Oh, but she threw shade, so much shade: So...let's get this wrote, "you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a you a you a stupid hoe." and you think that this is akin to Mozart or some type of magnum opus. This is basically the "repeat stupid stuff" form of music writing, with a horrible beat while a whore dances in crazy clothes and makeup. Do you want a gold star? Let me bend over and see what I can fish out. Let's be real, that bowel movement took all of 10 min. and is nothing to brag about, in fact you should hang your head down in shame. You should be ashamed and apologize for Roman Reloaded and the idiotic exorcism routine you did at the Grammy's a few years ago. You should apologize for Starships and that David Guetta song that sucked more ass than Drake and Justin Bieber in a Canadian brothel.
Now, I'm Real!
She also goes on to say, And I hope and pray that BET continues to honor authenticity," she told the crowd. Nigga what?! Authenticity? from who? Not from a person with a fake, distorted ass, a rainbow bright, lucky charms assortment of wigs, has worn every stuffed animal in the toy box at once, has 30 personalities, uses annoying phony accents and has a fake name. Have several seats Roman, Nicki, Harujuku, whoever the hell you are. Authenticity, you Kim clown clone?! You can't be serious. You look like you just came off a 15 day coke binge with a my little pony and a bucket of chicken wings. 
True enough Iggy Azalea is Australian and sounds southern, the accent is fake, and most importantly can't rap, but again, how is her gimmick different from yours? Oh...she's white, more attractive and she's selling and you aren't. But a gimmick to get the lowest common denominator to part with $9.99 is still a gimmick. Don't get mad boo that she picked one voice, personality and didn't overdo the weird schtick to the point that people got sick of her, like you and Gaga. Now the only award you can win is a BET award, or better try tomorrow award.
Truth be told, both are garbage, but Nicki ran on her money smash grab, made 3 shitty albums full of wack rhymes and auto tuned singing, put out perfumes with the same name of her 1 platinum album, dressed like a little monster for Halloween, now she wants to "de-gaga" and try and act. 
I'm Real This Time, I Promise!
Hey, act like an adult and try to act like an artist, a real artist, if you can. Try this....RAP, when you actually rap without gimmicks, you actually sound tolerable. But what am I saying...3 albums, it won't happen. You will keep being lied to by the drag queens, your minions, your label and the kids that praise mediocrity and make up the lowest common denominator, who believe your songs are good and that you didn't ruin the ratings for American Idol. totally did. 
Bitch, I'm Real!
Nicki, your day is over, the pink throne is being torn down by the pink toe. Buh Bye Hatin Hoe.

Monday, June 2, 2014

THOT Bride Fastens Infant on Train of Wedding Dress

Covered By The Blood of the Hood

It looks like the Bride of a Tennessee ratchett wedding couldn't come up with the "something new" , EPIC,  and EXCLUSIVE and decided to attach her one month old daughter to the train of her wedding dress as she walked down the aisle. The mother, if that's what you want to call her, said the baby was awake and secure and get this... "covered with Christ". The dress was apparently altered in order to drag the child down the aisle like you would a bag of laundry.

She had some people co signing to her moronic behavior saying “Shona and Johnathan Brooks your wedding was super perfect from the groom and his men and you and your diva’s baby you rock the gown and the princess tagging behind you it brought tears to my eyes. Regardless of anybody else dream your’s came true. I loved it and thank you for inviting me." Am I in a parallel universe? Was there no other way to incorporate this child in the wedding that was appropriate? How about have her dressed in a little poofy dress, have someone hold her, and have her appear in the official photos? How about her pathetic excuse for a mother carry her down the aisle? I know, that would be too complicated and so not Epic or Exclusive. 

The nominee for Mother of year, Shona Carter-Brooks defended her brain dead decision to jeopardize her childs health, stating, People questioning what we do, commenting all negative, and just doing the most. We good though we covered by the Blood which never loose its power. So to the media, radio, news, and whomever else wanting to talk about what WE do here you go: Media Media I see how it works regardless the situation or purpose people gone have something negative to say! The answer is we do what we want when we want long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gone continue to be fine. Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train. Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!! So keep ya mouths running for it was just that Exclusive and Epic enough we made top blog way from small town Ripley, TN and the social media doing what they do, TALK!!!! She also updated her Facebook with this moronic post: My father said, "Folks need to get a life!" Who asked for their opinion? He said, "I ain't have to ask noun for nothing and it was my day!" He said media, family, or associates if you got a problem we can solve it and that's not talking on Facebook. So with that being said, signing off now! God is forever in control in our life, so everyone be bless!!

Hitting back: Shona Carter-Brooks (left) said her daughter was 'well-secured on my train'
Don't You Wan't to Wife Me Up? me school this THOT and read her her rights for a second....first leave God and Jesus out of this. Yeah, the event was epic. It showed you being an epic fail as a mother, a human being and an indication that you will be an epic fail of a wife. So kudos to you.

First off, you already have a child and a new baby attached to your dress, and you have the audacity to wear white? Surely, this was supposed to be some sort of ironic statement that you were making...but you probably don't know what the word ironic means, considering you don't know the difference between 'lose' and 'loose'. Lose means to fail to keep, preserve, or maintain. Loose means free from anything that binds or restrains. In your case, I would call you a person with a loose mental/ intellectual capacity with loose moral standards, because clearly all common sense failed to bind in your mind. How does it feel being a functional illiterate at such a young age? I have met older one's, around 50ish or 60ish, which is understandable, but someone in their 20's and 30'

So the baby wasn't harmed, but neither was "Blanket" when Michael Jackson dangled him off a balcony. That does not make it a sound judgment for you to strap your child to the back of a polyblend knock off Vera Wang. Just because you got attention for being an ignorant ass is not something to rejoice over, it's not like you won an award for doing something worthwhile like writing well, (which you clearly don't), good parenting skills, (epic fail), talent in intelligence, running for political office or contributing positively to human history. I question your mental health, your taste level, and your overall worth as a member of the human race. You are a waste of human space and shouldn't be allowed to bring down the race any further with your brand of southern fried foolishness. An "Exclusive", you ignorant skank, is a couture one of a kind dress or handbag, not a ratchett with prison tatt's blazing, a bad playdo hair do, in a no name town in TN, doing ratchett shit, with her illegitimate child dragging behind her on the filthy floor. Nothing exclusive about that the way, that cheap wedding dress, maybe David's Bridal, but Vera Wang, it isn't. So, lies on top of kids outside of marriage...sounds so Godly. You are no diva, unless its an acronym for deluded, idiotic, vindictive, ass.

On Facebook, father and groom Johnathon Brooks lists his occupation as a forklift driver for Berry Plastics in Jackson, Tennessee
I see an entire room full of dumb asses with cameras looking at this phuckery with those cameras in their hands snapping away, and it looks like everyone has 2, yes 2 hands. Somebody get the damn kid off the floor. There is no runner on that nasty carpet, that was probably laid down only God knows when, where people walk on every Sunday, Wednesday, maybe a intercessory prayer service, running up and down the aisle when they get the "holy ghost", babies have been sick on that floor, wheel chairs have rolled up and down, walkers slid on....I can go on and on at how disgusting that floor is. Even the covering of Christ doesn't stop Staph, pneumonia, and carpet burn on weak immune systems and delicate skin for 1 month old and stupid ass parents who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce for polluting the gene pool. 

Yeah...marriage should be between a man and woman right? Another example of heterosexuals making a mockery of this so called sacred institution of marriage. Two ratchet ass heathens, that thought it would be smart to attach a living person to the back of a wedding dress and drag them on a dirty carpet and claim they were protected by God, while a church full of equally brain dead people watched. Marriage equality is the least of your problems folks. This, THIS is what we need to fight, otherwise our society is doomed. Have you heard of one gay person, ONE, do anything of this magnitude in your life? But I guarantee, you have seen kids that can't talk or walk thrown in a wedding with the most ridiculous roles imaginable, such as being a bell ringer, saying the "bride is coming", but they have to be carried down the aisle, because THEY CAN'T TALK OR WALK. How about praise dancers or flag wavers and they are 2 years old. What about the infants and I mean arm babies, that you put in a decorated wagon to have them pulled down the aisle, that serve no purpose, but they are just to be there and cry and disrupt the entire service. My personal favorite is having 5 flower girls or ring bearers all under the age of 5 that can't walk down the aisle, can't drop the flowers, toss the pillows, throw the baskets, and just run off unless they are bribed with cookies. 

Shona Carter-Brooks is an embarrassment to motherhood, black motherhood specifically and she makes me want to turn in my AA card and just claim to be African. She and the entire church congregation, and the seamstress that altered the dress are proof positive that the south is the cradle of idiocy and that all hope is lost down here. It's a shame that she couldn't hang the child from the chandelier at the reception or from a noose in the garden to make the wedding more "epic". Lynching is OK, he'll be covered by Christ. You see how utterly stupid that sounds. Loving your child so much to drag them on a piece of fabric on a germ infested floor as an ornament or accessory is not loving your child at all. 

You wonder why these kids go on shooting sprees and kill everything moving. 

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Why President Obama is a Dissapointment

"My administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in government. We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of transparency, public participation, and collaboration." 

Hollow words from an administration that enjoys press censorship and a president much different in theory than in practice. In 2008, the world wanted to believe him when he admonished President Bush and then Senator Clinton for authorizing the Iraq war. He once stated that the Bush administration " put forward a false choice between the liberties we cherish and the security we provide." Yet Americans find themselves nearly six years later, listening to Obama as he tells them they "can't have 100% security and also then have 100% privacy" and that "[t]here are trade offs involved," the same trade offs he once promised them refuge from. Deja vu...

When he was elected in 2008, the electorate was seeking a reprieve from unnecessary war, interventionism and the "Bush Doctrine", blind patriotism, "freedom fries", almost weekly be headings of contractors, terrible insurgent violence in Iraq, rising gas prices and a horrific recession. Obama turned out to be the same type of foreign policy hawk as Bush/ Cheney and to believe any different is willful ignorance. He did escalate the war in Afghanistan, authorized drone attacks in Pakistan, and Guantanamo remains open, even after he swore it would be closed a year after he took office. 

Obama proves to be just another president, but that wasn't supposed to be the case when your candidacy is predicated on "change". How is continuing what your predecessor started change to believe in? He has stated numerous times that he is fighting for the middle class, but median incomes are going down. Where are the infrastructure jobs, you know the "shovel ready" jobs to get America back to work? Oh that was in that turkey 2009 stimulus bill where there were not so many shovel ready jobs funded.  Here are my main issues with the Obama presidency and what I call his major failures.

Let's talk about his caver in chief leadership style. Obama's style is a mediator that likes to listen to both sides and find common ground to come up with a viable solution. It's the college professor in him, I suppose. Unfortunately, you have a bunch of idiots that love to thug their way to action and impose their will on the entire nation in order to get re-elected. Thanks to Professor Obama trying to negotiate with political terrorists, we got the sequester, the down grading of our credit rating, government shut down, 6 months of  debate of the ACA which cost democrats the Majority in the Congress and gave birth to the dumbest bastards on the planet, the TEA Party. What he needs are war time advisors much like Bush, to control messaging and not allow his enemies to control the story for a full 6 months before he addresses an issue. Obama and his apologists seem to forget the zero sum game tactics of Bush era politics that takes presidential destruction the singular goal. Especially when they tell you repeatedly that is their sole goal...

Another major issue is Obama's love and expansion of our surveillance state. 
Obama criticized Bush mercilessly over 9/11 post surveillance to spy on American citizens.  But after entering office, Obama has done nothing but ramp up all forms of surveillance, from meta data capture to wiretapping to recording phone log information of American citizens. Considering the man was a Constitutional Law Professor, somewhere he must have learned about our Bill of Rights. But like all Presidents before him, once Presidential authority has been given, it won't be given back, no matter the circumstances. 

Obama loves drones and his hypocrisy about using them. 
Remember why people voted for Obama? He didn't vote for the Iraq war, he wasn't elected then, but that's details. McCain and Clinton did. Obama showed disgust at their votes to authorize military action in Iraq and thus won the anti- war crowd. But years later, he has let the anti war people down, by expanding the drone war. Since elected, he has launched more than 390 drone attacks, 8 times more than Bush. Obama pledged transparency, drone attacks would increase and that they would only be conducted when there was a "near certainty" that civilians would not be killed. What his non stop drone attacks does is create a virtual, xbox, PlayStation mentality of killing. Plus, it's a great recruiting tool for the next generation of terrorists all the more willing to strike at the "great Satan".

Obama failed to change the political culture in Washington.
I thought that was comical when he uttered those words about change back in 2008. The throngs of people fainted and swooned, some listened to his speeches as one would listen to a song on their Ipod. He promised during his election campaign to turn the page on ugly partisanship politics and pass an agenda that works for all American people.  On another occasion, he declared that "the time has come to move beyond the bitterness and anger that’s consumed Washington….To build a coalition for change that stretches through red states and blue states….We’re choosing unity over division." We can blame a few people for this...Republicans for just being implacable from the get go, but Obama did not say, "I will change the culture, if the Republicans let me." Second, Obama's promise was impossible and a delusional wish, to think that he can get people with political agenda's beholden only to their constituents for the next election cycle to work for the good of everyone is insane. That's not politics, that's benevolence from Mother Theresa. Third, Republicans claim Obama did not reach out to them in the beginning when he was pushing for a stimulus package at the beginning of his presidency. True, he really didn't have to consult them because he had control of the house and congress, but still, it caused an atmosphere of rancor, distrust and political poison. When the Democrats lost one chamber, it made passing any legislation near impossible. 

Obama handles Scandals badly. 
The IRS review of political orgs, Justice seizure of the AP's phone records, and surveillance of the NSA are a few examples. The white house gave inconsistent and shifting explanations. Sure we can say it's not him directly, but once he knows about it, his explanations are just plain dumb. 

Obama isn't a liberal or moderate, he is a conservative. More like a neo- con to be fair to actual conservatives. There are several examples, such as rights to habeus corpus to detainees, torture, the Patriot Act, etc...I will compare what Bush did to what Obama did. 

 Bush suspended terrorism suspects’ right to habeas corpus. By branding them “unlawful enemy combatants” and by imprisoning them in Guantánamo Bay, his administration argued that they are not protected by the Constitution or by the Geneva Conventions, and can be imprisoned indefinitely without evidence or charges. The Supreme Court ruled in 2008 that Guantánamo Bay detainees do have the right to habeas corpus.

Candidate Obama said...

A constitutional scholar with a law degree from Harvard, Obama argued strongly against the Bush administration’s disregard for civil rights, calling them “the essence of who we are”: “As a parent, I can also imagine the terror I would feel if one of my family members were rounded up in the middle of the night and sent to Guantánamo without even getting one chance to ask why they were being held and being able to prove their innocence. … By giving suspects a chance – even one chance – to challenge the terms of their detention in court, to have a judge confirm that the government has detained the right person for the right suspicions, we could solve this problem without harming our efforts in the war on terror one bit.”

President Obama did...
Shortly after assuming office, Obama appealed a district court ruling that granted prisoners in Afghanistan the right to challenge the legality of their detention, adopting the legal argument straight from the Bush DOJ. This was well before his political opponents exerted public pressure to this effect. There is little or no evidence against a significant portion of U.S. detainees held on suspicion of terrorism, and many are known by the administration to be innocent.  In May 2010, Obama won the case in a DC Circuit Court of Appeals. 
Standing in front of the original Constitution at the National Archives in May 2009, Obama introduced a staggering new expansion of executive power: In addition to using military tribunals, the administration would now retain the right to indefinitely hold detainees deemed dangerous, even if they were known to be innocent of any crime, without charges, and without their day in either a court or a military tribunal. This was the first time in U.S. history that the executive branch asserted the right to imprison people indefinitely on suspicion that they might commit a crime in the future.
In 2006, Bush and many high-ranking officials in his administration stated publicly that they want to close down Guantánamo. The facility had become a PR disaster for the U.S., due to torture, homicides, and its very reason for existing, which was to escape legal oversight. There was, however, never any backtracking by the Bush administration on the legality of the practices in Guantánamo.

One of Obama’s first executive orders was to shut down Guantánamo (which Bush had also promised to do), along with secret CIA prisons abroad.  Obama’s strategy from the start, however, was to move Guantánamo detention practices elsewhere while continuing to argue for their legality. He was denied funding by the Senate to transfer Guantánamo detainees — into continued indefinite detention without legal rights — to a prison complex in Illinois, dubbed “Gitmo North.” The administration was more successful with the Bagram Detention Center: In May 2010, Obama won his case at the DC Circuit Court of Appeals, making Bagram – infamous for its own cases of torture and homicide – a new legal black hole for the administration.  This prompted eight major civil liberties and human rights groups to sign a joint letter opposing the entire closure. Guantánamo has still not been closed, long after Obama’s self-imposed deadline of January 2010. On March 8, 2011, Obama issued a new executive order, formally codifying the permanent role of the Guantánamo Bay facility in the administration’s policy of indefinite detention, and as the location for military tribunals. 

The U.S. PATRIOT Act, signed into law by Bush after the September 11 attacks and widely criticized as unconstitutional, gave the president unforeseen powers to monitor phone conversations and email exchanges, and to access personal files such as medical and financial records. It also gave law enforcement and immigration authorities greater powers to detain and deport immigrants at their own discretion. The PATRIOT Act also vastly expanded the use of “national security letters” by the FBI (and reportedly also the CIA and DOD). These are documents that can be issued by the agency without the approval of a judge, mandating the recipients to submit data and records pertaining to other individuals (such as clients or patients), and barring them from disclosing to anyone, including their lawyer, that they received such a letter.

In October 2009, Obama joined the GOP in pushing for the renewal of key provisions of the PATRIOT act, and of the law as a whole in 2010. After getting rid of the existing, inadequate protections of civil liberties included in the bill, and rejecting all proposed reforms aimed to protect civil liberties, the Senate Judiciary Committee, including nearly all of its Democrats, voted to pass the law at the express urging of the president. Many Democrats had vehemently condemned the law during Bush’s presidency. In July 2010, the Obama administration began to pressure Congress to rewrite the PATRIOT Act so as to give the FBI the right to access any individual’s Internet activity records without court oversight. In May 2011, a bipartisan effort by the leadership of both parties pushed through another 4-year extension of the law. The effort was spearheaded by Obama and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both vocal opponents of the law during Bush’s presidency. Meanwhile, some Democratic senators have voiced concerns about the administration’s interpretation of the PATRIOT Act, which they claim contradicts the letter of the law and further expands its scope, based on a legal theory which the White House insists is “a secret” from the public.

Bush hiked the nation’s military spending back to Reagan-era levels, and took the country into two catastrophic wars, one of them under false pretenses and in violation of international law. In a historically bad economic situation, incomparable to that of 2002 , Obama has surpassed Bush and and Reagan in defense spending, with the largest combined budget for the military since World War II. These hikes have been accompanied by constant, misleading statements about “cuts” in the Pentagon’s budget. Meanwhile, Obama has signaled imminent cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid  Obama has hiked the spending on, and use of, Special Operations forces, secretly deployed them to 75 countries, and extended de facto “secret wars” to Somalia and Yemen.

He extended Bush tax cuts through 2012, that benefited the wealthiest 95% of the country in order to extend unemployment benefits. Hardly a fair trade..He said that the tax cuts would create jobs, he was against NAFTA before he was for it and a crackdown on whistle blowers and journalists. Let's not mention he continues to use the ridiculous "state secrets privilege" started by Bush, which basically is a request to exclude certain evidence if it can be harmful to national security. The Bush legal team introduced a radical reinterpretation of this evidentiary rule, making it serve to bar any legal action against the Government, throwing out entire cases involving torture, arbitrary detentions, and warrantless spying on Americans. Immediately after Obama took office, his administration and the DOJ under Eric Holder adopted exactly the same legal arguments that the Bush administration had made, and have used them to discard unwanted cases against the Government. Obama has successfully continued to use the state secrets privilege to block any scrutiny of torture, arbitrary detentions, warrant less spying on Americans, extraordinary renditions, or of his assassination program.

I could literally go on and on about this...but you get the point...

With our permanent war on terror that gets pushed to the side due to Kimye, Beyonce', Jay-Z, which ignorant whore got kicked in the face on __________(fill in the blank reality show),  and now Dre's Beats by Dre nonsense, the Constitutional lawyer that sits in the oval office has expanded on the worst of the Bush administration and he has no one to blame for his failures but himself.

For all that drank his kool aid, he failed you and he should apologize every day. Life is like a box of chocolates, either it's full of cherry cordials that you won't eat, or someone has already eaten the candy and all you have is the aroma of chocolate. That is  the Obama Presidency, an empty box full of the aroma of what could have been.