Saturday, July 30, 2011

SouljaPlane- Going Down in Flames

Clean Up on aisle 5! That's in this Talentless sack of dicks of future. Soulja Boy doesn't know the meaning of the word recession or talent for that matter, the 21-year-old rapper is dropping $55 MILLION on a new private jet. I think he is hell bent on going bankrupt by 22.

A member of Soulja's mismanagement team reports ... the kid bought himself a G5 jet as a birthday present to himself this week.

The jet cost $35 mil ... but that's just the beginning. We're told the birthday boy is dropping an additional $20 million to pimp out his ride with all sorts of cool stuff ... like 12 custom Italian leather seats, flat screen TVs, 4 liquor bars (you need to be drunk to listen to his music and think it's good), a special travertine tiled floor, and Brazilian hardwood cabinets. Why no rims? He should put some D's on that hoe.

We're told S.B. homo thug is also gutting the in-flight lavatory -- and replacing it with a giant, LUXURIOUS bathroom (when I hear his music, the need to release my bowels is an overwhelming urge). Oh, he's also giving the jet a custom paint job ... to include his logo. What logo is that? Worst rapper alive, Bin Laden of Rap, Worst Thing to happen to hip hop?

And if that's not enough for someone's 21st -- we're told Soulja's also spending $300,000 to throw himself a blowout birthday party at a Miami nightclub  ... and Dwight Howard, Bow Wow, and Sean Kingston are all expected to attend. Kids these days...This is a level of stupid I didn't think was possible.

I mean $55 Million on a Plane, with no hit album, no tour, no fans...let me quote Whitney's Houston's famous line from her cracked out interview, "show me the receipts". I don't believe for one second this ass clown has $55 Million from gift cards from itune downloads. Where is his management to tell him that his career doesn't have longevity like that to make this type of purchase? Where his momma at? She needs to punch him in the throat for this insanely stupid purchase. Is this a celebration for accomplishing nothing in particular or being a douchebag in general? There should a law in this country to protect the mentally handicapped, because clearly this boy is special. What has he done to warrant this type of blatant frivolity? I'm not interested in seeing Soulja Boy on the Behind the Music, Destruction of Hip Hop, or better yet, walking in a court room for tax evasion. Can't we see where this is heading? E: True Hollywood Stories, Where Did The Money Go? Most people want to know where did the money come from. He needs to join Wocka and go to college and get his degree in "Geometry". *snicker* I make fun of Beyonce for spending $100,000 on Balenciaga tights and $1Million on a car for Joe Camel, but she actually has a career and her worst album to date which is 4, is still outselling DeAndre Way, and she doesn't blow money like this. How do we live in a world where this clown has $55 Million? Did he get a $30 Million line of credit, because he's only worth $23 Million. Let's do the math...$23 Million starting balance in the bank account and a $30 Million line of credit from the bank. That's a fiscally sound investment, right? He needed to buy another wristful of colorful rubber bands or more sunglasses with bubble paint?

When I sit next to him on a Southwest flight in 5 years on his way to perform at an opening of a third party cell phone party on a make shift stage made of upside down cans and plywood, I will ask him, "Was it worth it, was it really worth it?" I can't believe this fool is credit worthy enough to buy a box a maxi pads much less a G5. Maybe Soldier Boy should give up rapping, *snicker*, and start a financial planning service and show us how he doubled his income in a few short years with no hit albums, no hit singles, no fans, no tours and no endorsements. Who are we kidding, this plane is a lame attempt to be a high class drug runner and impress Venezuelan hookers. News Flash: Blow was a movie LOOSELY BASED on real events.

Celebrities should be given an I.Q. test before they collect their fist million then I won't feel one ounce of sympathy when they do stupid crap. I'm still shocked this dude has teeth.

Friday, July 29, 2011

John McCain- Hobbit Maker

My Precious!

Sen. John McCain on Wednesday took on conservatives reluctant to raise the national debt ceiling, calling them "tea party hobbits" and saying that if they reject the House Republican plan, they will help reelect President Obama.

At times reading from a Wall Street Journal editorial during his floor speech, the Arizona Republican also ridiculed Democrats, saying Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's plan is "full of smoke and mirrors."

But he directed the most biting sarcasm at his own party.

The "hobbits" remark came from the Journal editorial, a reference to the little people of Middle-earth in J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.

McCain said conservatives' insistence that an increase in the debt ceiling be accompanied by a balanced budget amendment was "worse than foolish" because it couldn't get through the Senate.

Reading from the editorial, McCain continued:

"The idea seems to be that if the House GOP refuses to raise the debt ceiling, a default crisis or gradual government shutdown will ensue and the public will turn en masse against Barack Obama.... Then Democrats would have no choice but to pass a balanced-budget amendment and reform entitlements, and the tea party hobbits could return to Middle-earth having defeated Mordor. (It seems the Republicans have been making good use of their Netflix subscriptions before the increases goes into effect).

"This is the kind of crack political thinking that turned Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell into GOP Senate nominees," he said, referring to the failed tea-party-backed candidates from Nevada and Delaware.

"The reality is the debt limit will be raised one way or the other.... If conservatives defeat the GOP plan, they will not only undermine their House majority, they will go far to reelecting Mr. Obama and making entitlements that much harder to reform."

Is this the same guy that dug up Sarah Palin, a person that can't even spell her own name,  from the Alaskan permafrost in 2008? If the tea party are Hobbits, then McCain is Gollom, the schizophrenic split personality who is a DSM-IV's wet dream,  Hobbit aged unnaturally because he was corrupted by the power of the ring. Because of his insanity he was willing to risk self destruction to obtain the thing he believed he wanted, but it ended up destroying him and his reputation as an honorable man and so called "maverick". My only problem with his comment, is that to compare members of the Tank the Economy of American (TEA) Party to Hobbits is an affront to those gentle and good-natur­ed beings. They are more like Orcs than Hobbits. Where are the Cylons when you need them to beam me off this dead rock? It appears that someone spiked Gollom's coffee with some viagra and he's finally waking up to reality. We can only hope.

Maybe the people won't get the reference that Republican's are Hobbits because that's so 2003. Calling Republican's Decepticons could be a more relevant up to date reference. After all the Tea Party members are robots in disguise, they hate human beings, and they don't mind destroying the entire planet Earth to accomplish their goal. What I do know, is that McCain has reaped what he has sown by introducing and promoting the gold standard of ineptitude in governance, The Hillbilly's from Wasilla.

The Grumpy Old Man is a Republican and as such is and expert in living in a fantasy world, so Middle Earth, Mordor, Troll's, Hobbits, and Orc's come natural to him.

AL Sharpton- Obama's Hallellelujah Corner

Race baiter and hypocrite "The Reverend AL" has hustled himself into a new gig at MSNBC as an on air host of a show with no name being President Obama and his inept administrations defunct cheerleader no matter what. Sharpton stated that having a black president is a challenge: if he finds fault with Mr. Obama, he'd be aiding those who want to destroy him. So he has decided not to criticize the president about anything -- even about black unemployment, which is twice the national rate. The segment also described Sharpton as "now a trusted White House adviser" and recounts that "given his loyalty and his change from confrontational to accommodating, the administration is rewarding him with access and assignments." Cenk Ugyor, from the Young Turks ( who I loved by the way), was removed because he was very critical of the President and replaced by house coon "Reverend AL".

So, how can MSNBC continue to hold their nose in disgust about Fox and their blatant attempts to distort facts, whitewash the Bush administration's previous sins, (they never criticized my favorite chimp King George II), when we have this displaced permed out pimp doing the exact same thing. This is why we as the American public have disinformation from the media, why people think Obama is a secret Muslim seeking to create a caliphate with the Muslim brotherhood and that he is on par with Adolph Hitler. This is why the tea party express dressed in costumes, fresh from molesting the farm animals and sniffing fumes from the grain alcohol are now elected in the the US House of Representatives and is now responsible for our dysfunctional government.

 However, Fox, never took a public pledge to never criticize King George, unlike this clown. This is like the thugs that rob the liquor store, wearing no mask, on camera, and get caught asleep in the car one block away one hr. later.  These people, journalists, are supposed to be held to a higher standard. Holding people in political power accountable is the prime function -- the defining feature -- of a journalist, including a pundit; if you expressly and publicly vow never to do that, how can you possibly be credibly presented as being one? And how can the political analysis of someone who takes this pledge possibly be trusted as sincerely held, let alone accurate? Note that this vow was not from three years ago; it was from two months ago. If Obama does something wrong call him out just as quickly as you would call out the Republican's. AL Sharpton sounds like Garret Morris doing his "news for the hearing impaired skits", except it's news for the truth impaired, which is 10 times worse. What has blind allegiance gotten people Reverend AL? A bloated, maniacal, drug induced, paranoia filled kool aid, death in the jungle of Guyana. Jim Jones anyone? Hey, pass out the tin foil hats, the rattle snakes, and sign me up for an auditing course at the local Scientology's center because I'm a believer! No proof required. Mt. Dew is the best soda ever, and humans had little saddles that they rode when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Reverend AL stated, "My ordination in the Church of God in Christ was at age 9, and I later became a Baptist minister, which I am today." If he was called to minister the so called gospel, then I need to talk to whomever ordained a 9 year old, and slap him, hard. Sure, it was a different time, everything cost a nickel, people walked everywhere, there was no crime, no need for air conditioning, and life was an episode of "Leave it to Beaver". But, to create a 9 year old race baiting charlatan who grew into an morbidly obese loud clown that never quotes one scripture but is now a full time propagandist for the Democrats and is stupid enough to announce it on air and calls himself "Reverend". Fat AL, should have "Dick Riding Obama" tattooed on his backside.

Just because he now wears a three piece suit instead of a jogging suit, and now combs his hair better, doesn't mean Sharpton isn't the same jack legged, daddy grace style clown that only pops up for a photo-op that he's always been.

AL Sharpton has as much credibility as Bill O The Clown trying to prove that God exists because "the moon is there." Everyone on Fox has the direct line to God anyway, because Rupert Murdoch hacked his cell phone.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Tricky Rick Warren Throws Massive Weight on Debt Ceiling Debate

The middle letter of sin is 'I.

Tricky Ricky Warren, is the founder and senior pastor of the Saddleback Church, a bigot, an anti-Semite, a holder of bizarre sexual theories, a non-believer in science, a moral degenerate, a thug, an embarrassment to his religion, a liar, a huckster, a glutton, a goatee wearer, and more importantly a dick.

Tricky Ricky Warren's influence, and thus his bigotry, has metastasized all over the country and the world through the sale of his best-selling books The Purpose Driven Church and The Purpose Driven Life. Because of this, he has sometimes been called "America's pastor," which he is, to the extent that Americans are bigoted, lying, anti-Semitic, anti-science, gluttonous hate-mongers. For the increasing number of Americans who don't fall into that category, however, not so much.

In the past, Warren's spiritual heirs were more honest about their hatred of the Jews, the blacks and the gays. They made an alliance with the Republican party that was called "The Southern Strategy." The GOP ran the logistics, and the evangelicals whipped up the bigotry. It was very successful for almost 40 years.

But because of a few do-gooders and the evils of "political correctness," open bigotry gradually became unfashionable, confined mostly to white southern males, Fox News and your grandfather. If bigotry was going to have a future in the mainstream of politics, bigotry was going to have to be re branded. Enter Rick Warren, and the Purpose for which is life is Driven.

Warren saved bigotry's place in the mainstream by coming up with the idea to repackage it inside a "concern" for poverty and aids. If you didn't know that Warren "cares" about poverty and aids, this means you've never heard him speak, because there is nothing he likes to do more than tell you about his "concern" for poverty and aids. In any case, now you've been told: Rick Warren is a guy who really really "cares" about poverty. And aids. Seriously. He even talks about them! (Though not quick as much as he talks about the fact that he talks about them.)

What's that over there sneaking in the back door? Bigotry? Don't pay any attention to that! Look over here, at Pastor Rick's "concern" about poverty and aids.

There are some who are puzzled by this because, according to their reading of the New Testament, such concern should be taken as a given. Those people, however, simply don't know the Word Of God like Pastor Rick, who knows from his close reading of the text and his close relationship with Jesus, with whom he has "been a friend...for now over 40 years," that vanity and narcissism and bragging and preening and congratulating oneself about one's "concern" for the poor is at the heart of the teachings of Jesus.

Through the Christ-like genius of Pastor Rick, the poor and those with aids were finally able to make themselves useful for something: making bigotry taste a little bit sweeter. The plan was stunningly successful. Of course, that the media would be eager to continue the place of right-wing evangelical bigots at the table is not surprising. It is, after all, an institution that still employs David Broder and Cokie Roberts and Bill Kristol. With new scholars Michelle Bachmann, Herman "Uncle Ruckus" Cain, Rick Perry, Lonesome Roads Beck, and the entire evening anchor talking heads at Fox.
Warren's re branding of redneck bigotry was so successful that he hosted a presidential debate called the The Ruse to Lure Yet Another Gullible Democrat Into Legitimizing Bigots Who Will Never Vote For Him Civil Forum on The Presidency.

Tricky Ricky tweeted, then deleted, a jab at those who want to increase the debt ceiling, reports Newport Beach Patch.

"HALF of America pays NO taxes. Zero. So they're happy for tax rates to be raised on the other half that DOES pay taxes," Warren tweeted yesterday, presumably in response to President Obama's Monday speech on the debt ceiling. He later deleted the tweet after the outcry on Wonkette and Politico, and seemed to apologize for the comment to twitter user @karoli with this tweet: "@Karoli You are 100% right! It did sound mean." No...It sounded stupid, just like 99.9% of everything that you say.

Of course, it isn't true that poorer Americans pay "zero" taxes. While 47% of the population owed no income tax for 2009, these Americans still do pay payroll, sales, state, and local taxes. Many lower income families' tax burdens are reduced because of the Earned Income Tax Credit, a benefit awarded to people in lower tax brackets.

It's interesting how the rich or the job creators continue to complain about the poor, considering the poor made them rich. Tricky Ricky is speaking from the half of the population that doesn't pay taxes because he is a so called pastor and Mega churches don't pay taxes. A person that pays no taxes should really keep their fat bigoted mouth closed at the risk of losing said tax exemption. I think the era of religious institutions being exempt from taxes needs to end, especially when they seem to be advocating against the poor, the infirm, and the least of us. The very reason they get these tax breaks is so they can help these people, so if they are no longer serving the poor then their tax exempt status should be revoked. If a pastor runs their mouth about political matters, tax exemption should stop instantly, because separation of church and state has been breeched.

 I was unaware that 47% of Americans are religious institutions that sell snake oil to the masses with an ever expanding ego and waistline. He has a church called Saddleback Ranch, yet he has some of the most idiotic statements that this clown has made, has to do with gays. Irony? He doesn't like gays and compares homosexuality to incest, although, anyone with that haircut is right up on my gaydar. If you are gay, you can't be a member of his gay sounding named church: "Because membership in a church is an outgrowth of accepting the Lordship and leadership of Jesus in one's life, someone unwilling to repent of their homosexual lifestyle would not be accepted as a member at Saddleback Church." And miss that revenue from the tithes that you are so pissed that people aren't paying taxes on? But to prove his hypocrisy, homosexuality isn't the worse sin he says this: "I'm no homophobic guy," and that "in the hierarchy of evil...homosexuality is not the worst sin." Really?! I thought it was an most churches if you sneeze on an ant, that's an immortal sin, but homosexuality isn't the worst? You know why it isn't the worst? You are GAY!

If this is God's marketing department, it needs to be revamped big time. It seems Satan has all the smart people and God has the lock on the short bus scholars.The people that use religion as a trademark are even condemned by their peers. The societal exodus from religion/g­od is not a result of a moral bankruptcy! It's a shame in a label. Spirituali­ty/ ideolog­y recedes to where it should be...the individual­. Defending, or critiquing­ not aimed at the label; the evaluation is simply based on the degree of difference in the evaluator to the subject.

 Politics = controversy. Religion = controvers­ey. Politics/R­eligion together = The separation is what should separate this country (USA) from the other "troubled" world government­al entities. Those who abuse it should be jailed or fined, preferably embarrassed for being the jackasses and crooks they are. Simple as that. (the southern pastor's are the greatest offenders)

When will people wise up, and understand religion is simply a subjective moral code, not a pattern or organizati­onal chart for society control. Fear is fear....fe­ar controls..­..religion = fear.

A man preaching fear is either a Minister/P­astor/Reve­rend/Pries­t/Bishop or a Dictator.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Jesse James and Kat Von D Split, My Heart Aches...

Jesse James and Kat Von D have called it quits.
What?!!!!!! I am shocked! This is an outrage! I just got my "Jesse loves Kat 4-eva" tattoo on my thigh---wh­at will I DO? T­hat's OK guys, there are plenty of sewers in the country...­.you'll find a new love soon or you can become a profession­al dumpster diver while you're at it..LOL..Y­ou know I'm just so crushed.  Let me grab my surprised face and put it on. How did Sandra Bullock get sucked into this vortex of mediocrity?

The pair, who began dating shortly after James' divorce from Sandra Bullock was final, have called off their engagement and gone their separate ways. Anyone out there who is surprised by this break up, raise your hand. (sound of no hands going up). WHY WHY OH MY GOD WHY... The humanity of it all!!! With the class these two exhibit I was looking forward to the tatooed spawn of satan they would generate in the future .... How can the antichrist be born without parents???­??

Von D announced via her Twitter account that the two are no longer together, saying, "I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that." Oh, ok Kat...WHO CARES? An overindulg­ed Non-celebr­ity and a circus freak aren't going to have sex any more; What am I supposed to do, lose sleep over them?

James, the second part of the hepatitis coctail, however, was willing to share a bit more.  spoke to PEOPLE and said, 
"I'm so sad because I really love her," and revealed that distance was the reason it was not working out. Yeah right. He said the same thing when he cheated on Sandra with the Nazi whore. This dude has a lot of love to give, way too much. So, since they live in different cities they can't be together? She's a tattoo artist and he runs a bike shop and apparently the only place in the world that those professions can be performed is where they live? Every person that has ever gotten a tatt has received it from Kat at her shop in LA and every person that had their bike fixed went to Jesse's shop in Texas? In the history of bikes and tattoos? EVER?! Ummmm...ok. KAT, HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.

James and Von D had all eyes on them as they first came out as a couple in September of last year. We scratched our heads in confusion for cheating on an Oscar winner at the height of her fame for someone that looks like she was drawn on by a 5 yr. old. He was stepping back into the spotlight after his marriage to Bullock unraveled in the public eye, following the news that he cheated on Bullock with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. There was nothing bombshell about this person except that terrible haircut which looked like someone with a learning disability cut and colored it.

But if Jesse James and Kat Von D couldn't make it work, no one can. *sarcasm*. Two more quality, top-drawer­, gifted celebritie­s who had a promising future together in a relationsh­ip based on mutual respect and commitment whose love mysterious­ly evaporated­. Now I've lost my belief in love. What's next - Kim Kardashian splitting with that basketball guy? (which will happen). Maybe the tattoo's weren't compatible, who knows why these two gems are now single and why two more people will have to suffer. I think Jesse is looking ahead to what Kat will look like in about 30 years with those tatoo's, a comic book left out in the rain. No one want's to hit that.

Well, Jesse is probably going after Casey Anthony since she is probably single and now's a win win.

So much for soulmates Jesse being such a stellar guy. Priestly, that one, with all the qualities every woman is looking for...

Kat, what were you thinking, letting that prize catch get away??? RUN! DON'T WALK!

Look, they're all lining up outside his door now...

*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*

The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

L. Boogie just welcomed her 6th bundle of joy with her sperm donor Rohan Marley. I take that back...just like a bad episode of Maury, Rohan has denied paternity, dumped Lauryn and is dating a pretty, young, skinny Brazilian model. Rohan set the record straight via twitter, the celebrity town crier for those that can only communicate in 145 characters or less, to let his "fans" know "he ain't the pappy". It would be great though if Rohan would finally divorce his wife...but details...

It's like "Doo Wop, that thing" come to life, huh? I guess she should have followed her own advice about women respecting themselves. "It's been 3 weeks since you been looking for your friends, the one you let him hit and never called you again."

Hello! Lauryn are the lights on up there? Do you need to borrow Britney's meds?  It's like Rohan ran over her with a Jeep, ran over her and ran over her again. Her enlightenment didn't stop Lauryn from being fruitful and multiplying but the adultery thing was glossed over. It's obvious Lauryn is a loon. Anyone that wears all of their clothes at once isn't the picture of mental health. She obviously has a morality issue because Rohan is still legally married and has been for over a decade and considering he has questioned paternity before, she should have put a cork in it, or did she believe that he would change? Why would you deliberately continue to have kids with a cheating dog? Plus he isn't cute. The dude is married to someone else. I'm sure the wife isn't fulfilling his needs, doesn't understand him, they've grown apart, blah, blah, blah, the guys tell the same lies to get the cooch. Males read the same book of bull sometimes... It's possible to freak without having kids and after the first one, the knowledge of how he was created is there, and how to prevent anymore should also be there. Being a Rastafarian doesn't negate the fact that you are procreating with a douche which in turn makes you a douche while you are dressed like old mother hubbard with a nappy Afro and clown makeup. Where is the creative, prolific, musician from the 90's? Will her womb fall out before an album drops? It's time to find a new hobby other than getting done. Get back to music and leave the penis be.

The world is over populated and here Ms. Cleo comes with a 6th kid, and no baby daddy. If she has 2 more kids, her next album can be called Octomom, but that would require her to concentrate longer than 5 minutes, show up to shows on time, check her ego, and get off the penis for longer than 10 seconds. All she has to do is take her a day keeps the stork away. Lauryn stated during her short comeback tour  that she sacrificed her youth for her fans, but it's obvious she has gotten on the freak train and has gone full steam ahead.

Ms. Hill and Mr. Marley, "be fruitful and multiply" was not supposed to be taken literally.


Monday, July 25, 2011

MTV VMA's- The Auto Tune Awards Show

The channel that hasn't played a video since Michael Jackson died, and at the annual kiddie porn/ auto tune award show has provided their list for the "artists" they deem worthy of merit or have polluted the airwaves enough further bastardizing and decimating the music industry with lackluster auto tuned "talent". The interesting thing about this list is that most of these nominees were winners last year from the same album. Were there not enough new releases within the past year without this sad recycling? This list should be thrown in a land fill or that floating trash island.

Katy Perry's infantile bootleg album that is an insult to anyone over the age of 12, was released at the end of 2009, she was laughably nominated for a Grammy, Teen Choice, VMA, Brit, and then we are back full circle to a VMA? She should be sued by the writers of American Beauty. How does walking around and showing cleavage warrant video of the year? Wearing an ice cream cone or peppermint shaped bra, while Snoop Dog lazily raps in your video warrants an award? Wearing a pink wig and sticking your butt out has now become best female video? We have set the bar mighty low... Wearing an alien head, blue face paint with Oakley product placement, lee press on nails and having flashing lights in addition to showing more cleavage warrants a best collaboration award?

Love the Way you Lie, was on Relapse and the tone deaf Loud, both released at the end of last year. This song which is sang in 12 different keys, has been played adnauseum on numerous award shows, the radio, and malls coast to coast for over 6 months on 2 albums that were released almost a year ago. Bruno Mars has a song about doing nothing but farting...Ceelo looks like King Jafee Jaffur from coming to America and the song wasn't even good, Pink Friday was a rotten turkey crapped out on thanksgiving, Wiz Khalifa isn't a new artist, he's just commercial and Kanye's jumpoff's jumpoff and a very medicated Britney is dancing in a sewer. Britney Spears - Katy Perry - Rihanna, they might as well call this the MTV Auto tune awards show - they just needed to nominate Ashlee Simpson for a Lifetime achievemen­t award and then it would be complete.

The "Video Music" awards

From a TV channel that no longer plays videos and doesn't even use the name "music" in its name now. Here are the lucky nominees:


Adele, "Rolling In The Deep"
Tyler, The Creator, "Yonkers"
Katy Perry, "Firework"
Bruno Mars, "Grenade"
Beastie Boys, "Make Some Noise"

Adele, "Rolling In The Deep"
Katy Perry, "Firework"
Beyonce, "Run The World (Girls)"
Nicki Minaj, "Super Bass"
Lady Gaga, "Born This Way"

Cee Lo Green, "F*** You"
Eminem feat. Rihanna, "Love The Way You Lie"
Bruno Mars, "Grenade"
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi, "All Of The Lights"
Justin Bieber, "U Smile"


Lil Wayne feat. Cory Gunz, "6’7’"
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi, "All Of The Lights"
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes, "Look At Me Now"
Nicki Minaj, "Super Bass"
Lupe Fiasco, "The Show Goes On"

Foster The People, "Pumped Up Kicks"
Wiz Khalifa, "Black and Yellow"
Tyler, The Creator, "Yonkers"
Big Sean feat. Chris Brown, "My Last"
Kreayshawn, "Gucci Gucci"

Adele, "Rolling In The Deep"
Bruno Mars, "Grenade"
NE-YO, Nayer & Afrojack, "Give Me Everything"
Katy Perry, "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
Britney Spears, "Till The World Ends"

The Black Keys, "Howlin For You"
Foo Fighters, "Walk"
Foster The People, "Pumped Up Kicks"
Mumford & Sons, "The Cave"
Cage The Elephant, "Shake Me Down"

Pitbull feat. NE-YO, Nayer & Afrojack, Give Me Everything
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes, "Look At Me Now"
Rihanna & Kid Cudi, "All Of The Lights"
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West, "E.T."
Nicki Minaj feat. Drake, "Moment 4 Life"

Adele, "Rolling In The Deep"
Katy Perry, "Firework"
Lady Gaga, "Judas"
Kanye West, "Power"
Death Cab For Cutie, "You Are A Tourist"

Beyonce, "Run The World (Girls)"
Britney Spears, "Till The World Ends"
Lady Gaga, "Judas"
Bruno Mars, "The Lazy Song"
LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock, "Party Rock Anthem"

Adele, "Rolling In The Deep"
Beyonce, "Run The World (Girls)"
Eminem feat. Rihanna, "Love The Way You Lie"
Katy Perry, "Teenage Dream"
Thirty Seconds To Mars, "Hurricane"

Beastie Boys, "Make Some Noise"
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West, "E.T."
Thirty Seconds To Mars, "Hurricane"
Eminem feat. Rihanna, "Love The Way You Lie"
Adele, "Rolling In The Deep"

Katy Perry feat. Kanye West, "E.T."
Thirty Seconds To Mars, "Hurricane"
Adele, "Rolling In The Deep"
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi, "All Of The Lights
Manchester Orchestra, "Simple Math"

Manchester Orchestra, "Simple Math"
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West, "E.T."
Kanye West, "Power"
Linkin Park, "Waiting For The End"
Chromeo, "Don’t Turn The Lights On"

As anyone can see, this is garbage at it's highest level, bought and paid for by the record companies and sold to the masses. Why is a song about doing nothing or weed on this list? Why are songs almost an entire year old competing with music that came out more recently? Love the Way You Lie was on both Eminem's and Rihanna's album, but this piece of seizure inducing fecal waste is being treated as if it were the greatest song ever and if it were a recent song. It's almost like MTV has OCD with the nomination process and logic be damned. Breasts are now called special effects? Who needs CGI or 3D, Hollywood is wasting millions of dollars when all we need to do is show our breasts and that's special effects.

An MTV VMA award has about as much respect as a Nickelodeo­n award. If you're willing to perform and show up, you'll either be nominated and/or awarded. In the real world, winning an MTV VMA award has about as much clout as a Lowe's credit card.

Till the World Ends nominated for best choreography, don't make me laugh. Britney was in a sewer with a body suit, basically pacing while her dancers did the dancing. All she could muster was slinging her hair, squint in the camera and do one or two dance moves. Hardly choreography...Vocally shes not better than Adele - yet has received more nomination­s, rhythmical­ly not better than Beyonce yet has received more nomination­s, even in the preteen popularity stakes, Bieber wins - yet she receives more nomination­s than any of them. Her over eager publicist has managed to make a complete mockery of this show. If this were the first of April, I would believe this were an April Fools joke. What's next for MTV, a reality trash TV award show, since that's all they play anyway. If I were Adele, I would seriously decline to attend and hand my nominations over to the MTV. Better to die in obscurity than be infamous like Paris Hilton or Katy Perry.

Britney Spears, Katy Perry, Rihanna seriously? They should all be nominated for best use of auto tune. I want to barf 360 degrees every time any of their songs come on the radio, then I change the station and the world is back to normal. Not one video worth watching a second time, outside of torture methodology or neurological testing. I raise my glass to these young women of the night, they are unique "singers" - queens of kiddie porn lite, in all fairness to them - the women do their best to give every five year old kid they meet an early entrance into puberty. Here's looking at you kids! 

No but seriously, they all need to retire.

If these people so called sold there souls to Satan to become famous, then he should at least be able to inspire better music than this...

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Cornell West and Tavis Smiley and the Pseudo Intellectual Elite

Sharpton - King 2.0. NOT!
Corney West and Tavis Smiley have apparently filled the void that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have left and now want to speak for the entire black community about the state of black affairs and how Obama hasn't done enough for poor people, yet they and they alone have all the answers. What we have to do is purchase their books, attend their lectures or listen to their idiotic speeches. It's funny how they want to wage this war on poverty and they never give speeches in poor neighborhoods, projects or more importantly for free. Everything they say is pure conjecture and nonsensical foolishness. Dr. West definitely got his "player haters degree" on the president since he didn't get his personalized invitation to the inauguration and has felt slighted ever since. Why would anyone want Frederick Douglas/ Don King walking around Washington DC? It's time to come into the 21st Century and lose that slave outfit. Tavis is pissed at the President, when he didn't speak at his stupid "State of the Black Union" and sent Michelle instead. Both of these men are jealous, spoiled petulant brats who should be ignored until they get their appearance together. One looks like a displaced slave and the other a morbid obese rat with bad skin.

The thing about both Tavis and the bad Dr. are that they represent a group of educated blacks that have a subconscious need to prove that they are not only smart and articulate, but that they are smarter and more articulate than the average person. They will use large words to describe a simple concept, basically talking down to people, and their audience will nod in feckless agreement knowing good and well they have no clue what those two minstrels just said. Both Smiley and West are full of piss and wind and they want to market it and try to be Jackson/ Sharpton 2.0. Instead of them simply stating that trickle down economics only benefit the uber wealthy, they will come up with crap like "this emersonian legacy is a profound effort to keep alive deep democratic energies in the face of rigid ideological dogmas, partisan gamesmanship, and the numbing nihilism of American marketized culture." Please...

Real smart people like Steven Hawking will speak to lay people about complex topics like astro physics in lay terms. He has no need to prove that he is mentally superior to 99% of the planet because he is confident in that knowledge therefore, he doesn't talk down to people in interviews, unlike Tavis and Cornel. These 2 educated men of color are nothing more than the typical black male tar baby's who want to have the penis measuring contest with an inferiority complex and still have the cotton underneath their fingernails. Both men have a sense of entitlement only enforced by fellow pseudo intellectuals who are equally as conceited but lack the vocabulary. All they need is a thesaurus and they can throw around "Plutarch's and oligarchs" and the sheep can nod and smile, while having no idea what those things are. Smile and nod, just smile and nod. Now they want to go on a snake oil salesmen tour against poverty? How are they going to fix poverty? By enriching themselves. It takes more to become a leader than posting sophmoric tirades on face book or letting their self importance eclipse any relevance they may have. Tyler Perry in his stereotype, homoerotic drag is more in line with the causes of black America than these two runaway slaves. West enjoys critiquing Obama's blackness, are we going by hair nappiness? Then West has most of us in blackness. Here we are with the blacker than thou litmus test. If they have all the answers, then they should run for office and solve all our problems. Jesse and Al, put their money where their mouth was and ran for office, President in fact, went to jail and were actual activists, not just arm chair pundits hating on the person that actually became president.

Obama is president of the United States of America, not just Black America. We see the hell he is catching, imagine if he just took sole black causes. Fact of the matter, Obama is not and was never a true progressive and people have to come to terms with that. Be upset, be disappointed, but Cornel and Tavis need to stop with the hating and pretending that they speak for anyone other than themselves. I would rather have Lil Wayne and Gucci Mane speak for me than these two misfits who just stepped off the plantation.

Anyone that is impressed with these two men, are impressed with the speed of the crap they drop and how fast they can drop it. Their products should come with a free pair of boots. When one actually listens to what they say, they say nothing, it's a bunch of eloquent nothing. Both of these ass clowns should implode under the weight of their own egos. Corny West is an ivory tower pimp who wants to be Frederick Douglas looking for a circle of power he never earned. I am telling you, he is a part of the "get over" generation that flooded colleges and universiti­es when they were desperate to diversify and had slim pickings in our community. I want to hear from a new generation of black people who are from the "qualified because I know I have to be twice as good and I am" generation­, who is too busy to get on TV and ACT like a leader because he is too busy doing the job of leading and accomplish­ing and making a difference­.

I hope to see them in the hood waging this imaginary war on poverty, hopefully they will be donating funds from their immature rantings after they get their wardrobes, attitudes, skin and hair upgraded. Where is Beyonce when I need her?

Maybe these learned academicians should learn that Obama is the President, not a King, Emperor, Dictator, or Plantation Master. I think both of these house coons, should find their way back to their master as soon as possible.

Tavis and Cornel are both Kings of Barber shop philosophy.

Amy Winehouse- Gone to Soon

And I tread a troubled track

My odds are stacked
I'll go back to black

Another talented voice has been taken away much too soon and again people try to understand why someone so talented squandered away their gifts. Her raspy voice evoked emotion and soul that only artists like Etta James and Ella Fitzgerald could brag about. She fought many addictions: alcohol, heroin, anorexia and unhealthy relationships with men which she channeled into two great albums. Her tortured art is why those of us that were her fans loved her because she had something to say. She didn't hop on stage with a bejazzled ice cream cone bra and auto tune the same line over a generic pop beat like the American clowns that call themselves artists. Amy didn't pretend to be a "bad ass", she actually lived it. The song "Rehab", was the result of an actual conversation she had with her management when they wanted to send her to rehab. If you remember, she accepted her Grammy via satellite because the US wouldn't accept her Visa. Again, this wasn't a pretend persona, that was Amy. Self destructive, defiant, willful, yet intelligent funny and charismatic.

Creativity comes with it's own set of demons, and yet again another creative life is cut short. She was a "real soul singer". To see her vast potential go unfulfilled while talentless hacks continue to enjoy success, fame, and further delude themselves that they have 1/10th of this woman's talent is a true injustice. I can see the pontificating by Dr. Drew now, diagnosing how the stressors of fame, enablers, and low self esteem destroyed this great voice. We will never know the entire story, but we have her music, real music to get us through the hard, dark times.

The best artists are always unusual, dark, talented, and troubled. She will be missed...

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Chad Ochocinco- Allergic to the Sun or Brains

Where is my dunce cap?

Yes, Chad Ochocinco, or Chad Johnson whatever he calls himself, black as tar and stupid as they come, is allergic to the sun. Have we seen him walking with umbrellas? No? Maybe he has a case of re-vitiligo and he is really white and he is turning black. Allergic to the sun...At least that's what he told the cops to get out of paying a speeding ticket. We all know that Chad is a media whore that makes Terrell Owens seem humble, who is lucky that all he has to do is run a football up and down a football field. But seriously, anyone that puts a ring on Evelyn Lozada is a certifiable short bus shorty, and should repeat Kindergarten. Maybe if he focused on his actual game on the field than acting like a complete and utter fool, he would have a championship ring...just a suggestion from a person that doesn't watch sports.

Here is our philosopher in his own words:
My life is good. It's sweet, so sweet. Roll up to my place in Plantation, Florida, and that's easy to see. Right there in the circular driveway that wraps around the fountain in my front yard you get the first taste. (Ironic that he acts like a coon with his stupid touchdown dances, sombreros, $1 ref bribe and lives in Plantation Florida...)

Wait a second, I gotta let you in the front gate first. It's a gated community and all. But once you're in and riding by my huge-ass house on an acre of land, you can see what I'm saying. Parked in front are seven sweet-ass cars. One for every day of the week. I don't like to get bored, you know? (yeah...I could see how driving a vehicle that could possibly maim or kill someone with multiple insurance and tax liabilities could be a bit dull. It's reasonable that you should switch it up, so you should have multiple deadly weapons and multiple tax, tag, lien holders. That's living the life)

There's the Rolls-Royce for chillin'. There's the Hummer. The Dodge 4 x 4 Ram pickup. Nice dubs on that. Then there's the 1971 drop-top Caprice with the rims, the nice paint job, and an interior better than the day they brought it off the assembly line. Same goes for the 1973 Impala. That's a convertible, too. Hey, man, this is Florida.

Then there's the convertible Lamborghini. It's kind of a Cincinnati Bengals orange. Man, who says I don't believe in the team? Finally, there's the Mercedes SLR McLaren. Mercedes makes 500 of those a year and it goes for a cool $500,000. (What a great way to show team spirit, your car, but not on the football field. You can take all the attention by wearing ponchos and sombreros and getting fined by your behavior, but driving in a lambo the same color is the BEST to show team spirit, second only to winning).

So that's three convertibles...and he's allergic to the sun...Those were his own words. I hope Evelyn and Chad don't have kids because that's evolution gone backwards.

Ocho tells us what his future would've been if he hadn't been blessed with the ability to run fast:

Now, I didn't like school at all. (How did I know that?) Hated it. Yeah, I'm smart (no, you aren't) and I could have done the work, but I didn't want people to know how smart I was and I couldn't sit there in all those stupid classes listening to all that boring stuff. No way. Football was my way out. I had to make it. Not that I did it the easy way. But I had to make it. (Yeah, you did it the easy way, you just said that you didn't apply yourself in school and you gambled on sports just like millions of other people. It just worked out for you.)

And if I hadn't made it in football, I would have done what I had to do. Whatever I had to do to get the things I like. At this point for me to have the nice things that I like, I wasn't good in school so that's down the drain. (So you said you were smart and would've done the work, but now you are saying that you weren't good in school. That's two different things. One implies you were simply bored and the other implies that you are simply stupid.) Therefore, I would have to resort to means of illegal activity to get the things that I like. Yeah, if that means sell drugs, I would have done that. (So the only way he would've been successful if football didn't workout is drugs. Really? Lol! He isn't smart enough to be a King pen, he would've been at Pelican in the shoe program or on an episode of Lockup Raw extended Stay).

You have two ways out in life. You can make it as an athlete or you have to hustle. (Really Chad? This is your advice to the kids...Criminal enterprise or become an athlete. That's why the jails are full of black men now.)

People think drug dealers are stupid, but they're not. Now, the ones who get caught, yeah, they're stupid. I wouldn't get caught. (Yeah you would get caught, because you are stupid enough to verbally admit your plans and write them for the entire world to see.)

Still, what I'm saying is that if football hadn't worked, I would have done illegal activities. I would have been Frank Lucas, the dude from American Gangster. That dude was real. As crazy as that s--- sounded, he was real and he made it, big-time. This is what I'm saying about guys who survive in that business and really make it: They're smart. You know how Lucas burned the mink coat in the movie? Don't be flashy, don't show off what you have. Don't attract attention. That would have been me. You have to be smart to survive in that business. You're not trying to be some street guy who gets arrested all the time. That's stupid. (Don't be flashy, yet you just talked about your big house with the fountain, your cars for every day of the week, how much your Mercedes cost...I think the verdict is in, you would've been roadkill as a drug dealer. This from the person that stole some feminine hygiene products from Target last year...yeah, a real Pablo Escobar...

 If you can't handle a speeding ticket and the best lie you can come up with is "I'm allergic to the sun", and you tweet the exchange, it's safe to say, you would be labeled a dumb ass in short order, quickly arrested, called a snitch and a bitch and never heard from again.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Shannon Doherty- Bitchin Up the Airwaves

Fake Ass
“You can either be a bad girl in life, or you can become a badass. It means owning who you are and being compassionate and knowing when you’ve made a mistake and not repeating it. And, also not being afraid to kick some ass and take names.” (I love how we make up justifications for having low moral character and somehow use this as a battle cry for female empowerment).

Just when I thought reality TV could not sink any lower, I get kicked in the mammaries with ex bad girl Shannen Doherty with her new foray into TV relevance. Remember "Breaking Up with Shannen Doherty", that white trash treasure where she came in and sabotaged other peoples relationships in the same manner that she has hers...that crap only lasted one season...thankfully... Doherty, 40, will star in her own WEtv reality series about her life with her fiance, celebrity photographer Kurt Iswarienko, Entertainment Weekly reports. Speaking about Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty, where she helps lovers, friends and roommates end things, Shannen said: "A lot of it is a matter of guilt or feeling that attachment or the fear of being alone or all these sort of different emotional things that go into a breakup that sometimes it's hard for somebody."

"People will see a side of Shannen they never expected to see," says WEtv executive John Miller. Really? No one wants to see any side of her. I mean she has been in Playboy 4 times, so what part of her flabby nibblets haven't we seen?

The unscripted show will go behind-the-scenes as the actress drama queen plans her big day – from wedding planners to her wedding dress I hope it comes in wreathed in flames – and renovates her Malibu home. Yeah...I can watch Flipping Out on Bravo and Bridezilla's for that...who wants to see a has been pseudo actress who has done nothing but get botched plastic surgery and aging badly.

Perhaps she's taking a cue from former 90210 costar Tori the Hutt Spelling, who documented her wedding-planning ventures with husband Dean McDermott on Oxygen's Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings. No one I know watches this show. They do have breaking up marriages in common...Not only did she break up the marriage with the dude she's marrying now, but she broke up Melissa Gilbert's marriage to her first husband. Did I mention she was jail bait age and when she was confronted by Melissa she just smirked and made a flippant comment? How did that go down on the prairie?

The still-untitled project is set to premiere in January, and the couple's big day will play out on the shows first season finale. So you basically are dooming your marriage right from the get go by televising it. Not to mention the illustrious track record you already have.

Isn't this her THIRD marriage and neither marriage lasted 12 months? This is hardly story book, or fairy tale. I'm more interested in the Kardashian wedding...J.Lo has a better track record than this skank. We are just fighting to beat Elizabeth Taylor, with none of the beauty and none of the class. She never got into bar fights, not that I can recall..Reality TV is the Washed up outlet for over the hill or talentless actors. She's 40? I thought she was 40, like 5 years ago.

Remember the Z-lister wrote a book, Shannen Doherty Bad ass: A Hard-Earned Guide to Living Life With Style and (The Right) Attitude. One can only assume that it wasn't a best seller. Here are some of her life lessons:

On being a Bad ass: “Becoming a Bad ass has given me the ability to break free of my insecurities. Becoming a Bad ass has given me the confidence to live my life in full authenticity."

Rules for stalking: "Never, never go in your own car or a car he knows well. Borrow your friends’ car and be polite and considerate and pay for the gas.” Words to live by after she was basically stalking Pearl Jam's lead singer Eddie Vedder and was called out publicly for it. LAME!

On relationships: “I wasted a lot of time in my twenties. Not that I didn’t have a great time and great loves... I won’t burden you with the details about my two relatively brief and tabloid-worthy marriages – the first to Ashley Hamilton (George and Alana Hamilton’s son), and the second to Rick Solomon (who, after we split, went on to become legendary for unleashing the Paris Hilton sex tapes on the world). Shoot for the stars, those are both winners...those 2 gems would've turned me gay.

"When it comes to Rick, I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t love him. I did love him. And he provided a lot of great things for me during our relationship, especially humor. He was great at making me laugh, and we had some good times. But, my God, they sure didn’t equal the bad times.” Humor? You better watch a comedy show, a whoring lying that makes me laugh who brings nothing to the relationship, again spells LOSER.

On Lindsay Lohan: “It’s such a horrific situation that I don’t even know what to say. I just have kind of tried to tune it out. I totally understand that it’s newsworthy, but it just seems so tragic to me. I mean, Lindsay’s dad giving a press conference at the end was just like, ‘Oh, my God.’ I’ve been acting for 29 years. My parents have never given a press conference, ever. It all seems so exploitative.” (Pot meet kettle. 29 years acting? where have you been lately? Charmed went off when? Playing bit parts on 90210 and having Beverly Hills 90210, Little House on the Prairie in Syndication does not count as acting for 29 years. Heathers, doesn't either. What are you in now? You aren't in the Harry Potter movies or the worst movie in the world, Transformer's).

We share a man in my hepatitis
Advice to Lindsay: “I think that it’s still about having faith in yourself. You’ve hit some road bumps and maybe they made you fall down and you’ve got some gravel and asphalt in your face because things are that bad. But have faith because you can get better and you can become the woman that I’m sure you want to be.” (Of course you know about that, because you have been cracked out, and boozed up, crying half naked, being felt up on a speed bump running in and out of clubs while various men went in and out of you. How can a person that shared men with Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton give advice to another anorexic pill popping Muppet who came to fame a bit too young.

Yeah...that's real "badass", you can't label yourself a badass, the public has to and nothing you have done is bad ass. Being a cheap druggie that is 20 years past your prime isn't "bad ass". What was described above is psychotic, but not "bad ass". This is like "mall badass", a watered down fake version, that people like Rihanna use to convince people that they have personalities. I am going to wear my hair in a different style and wear a t-shirt that spells fresh with a "ph" to go against society, and get tattoos with Asian letters, so every one's knows that I don't conform." Right...

Remember when she was going to start a band called UNCLE VELVET? Thank God that crap didn't happen, it's not too late, all she needs is a lap top and auto-tune, she's already been naked. I mean she is a trailblazer. When other failed TV stars with notorious prima donna reputations have been content to limp into a string of badly-plotted, low budget erotic thrillers, Shannen Doherty did exactly the same thing. And when Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton both had car crashes, Shannen Doherty got her car meekly hit by a Ford Mustang as well.

But no Shannen Doherty, the love guru is walking her own path to help stupid people learn their inner bitch, and how to break up with whoever they're too cowardly to send a 'move ur stuff out of my house by 2nite u cheetin bitch' text message to. And Shannen Doherty knows all about breaking up with people – she's already broken up with a couple of husbands, all kinds of boyfriends and probably one or two plastic surgeons.

Yes Doherty screwed herself out of gigs on 90210 and Charmed, got arrested in 1996 and got a DUI in late 2000. In her mind she’s not like Lindsay because she plead guilty for DUI and did her community service and probation without complications. The result for her career seems to have been about the same though.  Bad ass is being yourself but not sabotaging your career. It really is shocking that she hasn't gone the route of her Ebola carrying ex husband and released a sex tape. After this fail sauce venture goes down in flames just like her acting career, and her next marriage, porn will be her next option. Why do we want to see a show about the life of people that no one cares about? Duh, losing!

Brenda Walsh said on her face day to West Beverly High, fresh faced and countrified: "Everyone hear looks like they stepped out of a music video. I don't even have the right hair." No, you don't have the right hair, wardrobe, personality, life, or career for anyone to want to watch a Z list "celebrity" plan a wedding. So good luck on number 3...I guess...

Tea Party and the Alabama Storm of Stupidity

Elections have consequences

The Tea Party is dedicated to the destructio­n of the American way of governance­, The patriots left England to live under a different kind of government­, not no government at all. The Tea Party are just pawns in a game of control and take-over.

It should come as NO surprise that HR 2560 or the idiotic CUT, CAP AND BALANCE passed the House tonight 234-190 with a largely partisan and symbolic vote. There is no chance it will pass the Senate and if it does by some Miracle, the President "claims" he will exercise his veto pen. Since I live in Alabama, the cradle of idiocy and demagoguery, I wanted to let everyone know which member of the goon squad voted for this stupid bill. Robert Aderholt, Spencer Bachus, Jo Bonner, Mo Brooks (I'm sure he will be re-elected over and over because he is a complete moron just like Richard Shelby), Martha Roby and Mike Rogers. Of course these are all Republicans...The sole Nay was Democrat Terri Sewell. In the Senate you have Klansmen Richard Shelby and Jeff Sessions who will undoubtedly vote Nay for the bill but will be shutdown because it's Democrat controlled.

 I mean for the love of God...these Republicans are that afraid of the Tea Party? Is Boehner that much of an impotent prick? Get control of your idiots! A bunch of people dressed in costumes who don't understand how to govern, that's who you are going to let dictate how to run the government. It's amazing, truly amazing. Clearly reason and common sense doesn't exist in the South, especially in the Alabama moronathon but it needs to exist in the GOP leadership or they can be more irrelevant than they already are. The usual argument about voodoo trickle down economics, or as I call it "urology" has clearly failed the Republic, if that's what you want to call this government anymore. The "job creators" aren't creating jobs in America and no matter how many tax breaks these circus clowns give them, the money will stay in the "job creators" pockets. How do I know? I have to call India or Bangladesh for tech support and to my finance company for my car, but it's supposed to be operating in Texas. We know they have been shipping jobs over seas for years... These people took a surplus from a Democratic President and squandered it away in a matter of months and not only are they concerned with deficits and spending they are protecting the job creators...this is idiocracy at it's finest. How can anyone take these people seriously? How can anyone that has been awake listen to a word these people say? Oh yeah, the Jesus thing...

The original Boston Tea Party would have been about keeping jobs in America. They would have disliked large corporatio­ns just like they wanted to be free from King George III. But I am injecting things that are found in books, which are things that people in my neck of the woods hate.

I swear I am in the twilight zone.  Boehner is so full of shite that even his eyes are brown.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Why the Balance Budget Ammendment is Stupid and Will Never Happen

It appears the Republicans are losing the battle on the debt ceiling and America is one step closer to being just another dead beat debtor screening calls from it's many bill collectors. Everyone needs to experience that feeling at least once...The president has refused to make massive cuts without at least some tax increases (for the rich or fictional job creators as the GOP calls them). And Wall Street is pressuring the right-wing Republicans to increase the debt ceiling whether they get any agreement with Obama or not. Even a large part of their own party thinks it would make sense to accompany cuts with at least a small tax increase. I didn't get a degree in economics, but it is only logical to tax in order to raise revenues, and taxing so called job creators, who interestingly have created no jobs, are the people to tax.

But many of these right-wingers were nominated and elected by teabaggers, and they are terrified that giving in and raising the debt ceiling would be the end of their political career (because the same teabaggers that elected them would replace them with someone else who probably understands economic policy even less than they do, and that's a frightening prospect). What are these right-wing Republicans to do? They are stuck between the wishes of Wall Street (their contributors) and the teabaggers (their base). That's The Devil and the Super Devil...

What some of them are doing is reviving the ludicrous idea of a balanced budget amendment which sounds great for stupid people who don't know anything and who will respond positively for campaign posters and bumper stickers. Usually, passing legislation that they know will never be enacted solely to pander to their base has been the domain of the Republicans in the House. But now the Senate Republicans would like to try it out, too. Since that's a winning strategy... As such, all 41 GOP senators announced that they have signed on to Pennsylvania Senator Pat Toomey’s “Balanced Budget Amendment” idea, a plan to add a need for a balanced budget to the federal constitution.

They'll vote to raise the debt ceiling (they really have to eventually), but they are trying to soothe their base by pushing the idea of getting a balanced budget amendment passed. Bruce Bartlett, a policy advisor to President Reagan and Treasury official under President H.W. Bush, called the Republican plan "mind boggling in its insanity" and said this act of political posturing would be a huge mistake:

"In short, this is quite possibly the stupidest constitutional amendment I think I have ever seen. It looks like it was drafted by a couple of interns on the back of a napkin. Every senator cosponsoring this POS should be ashamed of themselves." Lol!

Here are the simple reasons why it's a stupid idea:

It will take forever to get an amendment enacted by Congress and approved by three-quarters of the states (that's the 50 STATES, THE ENTIRE 50 HAVE TO APPROVE THE AMENDMENT), if it can be done at all.

 The budget must be balanced except in times of war. So when are we not at war? We have been at war for at least a decade and we have a need to intervene in every conflict everywhere at all times. Wouldn't this so called amendment make it harder to cut taxes because it would force a tax increase...exactly...

We are running a deficit of over $1 trillion for the the foreseeable future, can't really hop on the balanced budget bandwagon if we are nowhere near a balanced budget. 

The Balanced Budget Amendment is Unenforceable legally. How will it enforce spending and tax increases? Legally, we wouldn't even know that the budget was unbalanced until the end of the fiscal year. A federal court can't force people to give back funds they have dispersed for social security, medicare, wages for government workers and goods and services. Therefore, the nonsense the Republicans are proposing is basically not happening.  

This is a brain-dead stuck on stupid, piece of political fecal matter with a side of vomit that proves that Americans are stupid. Why? These nimrods are our representatives and these are apparently the best this nation has to offer to run this anemic government. Anyone that believes that we can pay our debts based on the interest, is insane. The GOP/ baggers swore they would focus on jobs but instead we have functional retards that are distracted by shiny objects, bartering away women's rights and insuring that corporations pay no federal income taxes while the gap between the rich and the poor continues to grow wider and wider.

You gotta wonder about these “Republicans” who dismantled PAYGO and then instituted a huge new entitlement program (Medicare Part D), a huge new cabinet-level department (Homeland Security) and started a pointless war (Iraq), all without bothering to make provisions for paying for any of it, other than borrowing from the Chinese.

Saying no to PAYGO but yes to a constitutional amendment is like saying I’m starting a diet next Monday so today I’m going to eat a whole pizza followed by a tub of ice-cream. Knowing, of course, that “next Monday” is in fact a decade away, given the cumbersome nature of the amendment process.