Jodi Arias Needs the Death Penalty

You Think They Believe This?

Yes, I said it...she needs the death penalty for the brutal stabbing, shooting and slashing of the throat of her ex boyfriend, Travis Alexander, in a either a fit of jealous rage or as she tells it, self defense. At least that's one version of her story. Her lies even eclipse those of Casey Anthony and that's an achievement...Casey was a lie master. How can anyone explain away the photo that she took of Alexander's corpse lying in a pool of blood in his own shower? Arias tries, well...her memory happens to selectively be sucked into a black hole and she can't recall anything.

Prosecutors say that even though Alexander and Arias had broken up about a year earlier, they continued to have sex together and that she jealously stalked him. She reportedly converted to Mormonism for him. How sweet...On the day that she was baptised into the Mormon faith, he dragged her home and had anal sex with her.

Arias, a photographer from California, has given different versions of what happened that day, even telling the TV program “Inside Edition” after her arrest on July 18, 2008, that two intruders broke into the home and killed Alexander. This is the infamous "ninja" story, where masked ninjas broke into the home, attacked her and Alexander, she somehow got away, but Alexander was killed. Ninjas! I almost hoped she had said niggas, that would've been less stupid than ninjas. I have never heard of armed ninjas doing home invasions and I have a degree in the study of crime. Technically that was story 2. Story 1, was that she wasn't even present in Arizona and she was adamant about that.

Abuse Victim?

The strategy of the defense is to present Travis Alexander as a perverted sexual deviant who loves to beat off to little boys and is emotionally and physically abusive. Arias and her team make Chris Brown seem like a Ruzzle playing, Tang drinking Boyscout by comparison to the hatchet job they are doing on Alexander.

Come & Put Your Name on It

Travis allegedly body slammed Arias for dropping his new digital camera. She was then able to get away from him by rolling and running away. She claimed to have the wind knocked out of her, but not really. She quickly modified her story and backtracked as her memory of convenience came back to her. 

Jodi Arias has the most amazing memory gaps that I have ever seen. She can recount in graphic detail every sexual encounter she and Travis have ever had. Truly, information that no one should hear outside of a porno, we get it all in diaries, taped conversations, nude photos, text messages, all with laser like recall. Until we get to the day of the murder, then her memory gets a little fuzzy. How a person has perfect recall about every piece of body fluid she has every received but can't remember stabbing someone 27 times, almost decapitating them, and shooting them in the face twice is nothing short of amazing. Sorry for the fact that the camera snapped a photo of you dragging Travis' corpse. 

Oops.

Shameless Make Under

Looking at this mousy sex pot with a severe make under, as she picks up tissue after tissue and attempts to shed a tear, but doing nothing but ripping the tissue in half, one wonders what goes on in that fantastical imagination. She wants desperately to manipulate the jury and the court of public opinion from seeing her for what she truly is: a raging psychopath. 

Jodi Arias will get convicted and she will get the death penalty for one reason: Casey Anthony. She will pay for the sins of "Tot Mom", because the world felt as if she got off too lightly for basically drugging and dismembering her own child. There is no way that Jodi will get away with lying, stalking, stabbing, shooting and slitting the guys throat. The odds of her getting off are one in a million. The jury posed questions to her and the questions pretty much all touch on her credibility and her selective memory.

She killed him because she was a booty call, would never be a wife and Travis moved on and was dating other women, so she had a psychotic break. Regardless, she has a date with a needle and this girl needs to be put out of her misery and society protected from a person like her.

Jesse James and Kat Von D Split, My Heart Aches...

Jesse James and Kat Von D have called it quits.
What?!!!!!! I am shocked! This is an outrage! I just got my "Jesse loves Kat 4-eva" tattoo on my thigh---wh­at will I DO? T­hat's OK guys, there are plenty of sewers in the country...­.you'll find a new love soon or you can become a profession­al dumpster diver while you're at it..LOL..Y­ou know I'm just so crushed.  Let me grab my surprised face and put it on. How did Sandra Bullock get sucked into this vortex of mediocrity?

The pair, who began dating shortly after James' divorce from Sandra Bullock was final, have called off their engagement and gone their separate ways. Anyone out there who is surprised by this break up, raise your hand. (sound of no hands going up). WHY WHY OH MY GOD WHY... The humanity of it all!!! With the class these two exhibit I was looking forward to the tatooed spawn of satan they would generate in the future .... How can the antichrist be born without parents???­??

Von D announced via her Twitter account that the two are no longer together, saying, "I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that." Oh, ok Kat...WHO CARES? An overindulg­ed Non-celebr­ity and a circus freak aren't going to have sex any more; What am I supposed to do, lose sleep over them?

James, the second part of the hepatitis coctail, however, was willing to share a bit more.  spoke to PEOPLE and said, 
"I'm so sad because I really love her," and revealed that distance was the reason it was not working out. Yeah right. He said the same thing when he cheated on Sandra with the Nazi whore. This dude has a lot of love to give, way too much. So, since they live in different cities they can't be together? She's a tattoo artist and he runs a bike shop and apparently the only place in the world that those professions can be performed is where they live? Every person that has ever gotten a tatt has received it from Kat at her shop in LA and every person that had their bike fixed went to Jesse's shop in Texas? In the history of bikes and tattoos? EVER?! Ummmm...ok. KAT, HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.

James and Von D had all eyes on them as they first came out as a couple in September of last year. We scratched our heads in confusion for cheating on an Oscar winner at the height of her fame for someone that looks like she was drawn on by a 5 yr. old. He was stepping back into the spotlight after his marriage to Bullock unraveled in the public eye, following the news that he cheated on Bullock with Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. There was nothing bombshell about this person except that terrible haircut which looked like someone with a learning disability cut and colored it.

But if Jesse James and Kat Von D couldn't make it work, no one can. *sarcasm*. Two more quality, top-drawer­, gifted celebritie­s who had a promising future together in a relationsh­ip based on mutual respect and commitment whose love mysterious­ly evaporated­. Now I've lost my belief in love. What's next - Kim Kardashian splitting with that basketball guy? (which will happen). Maybe the tattoo's weren't compatible, who knows why these two gems are now single and why two more people will have to suffer. I think Jesse is looking ahead to what Kat will look like in about 30 years with those tatoo's, a comic book left out in the rain. No one want's to hit that.

Well, Jesse is probably going after Casey Anthony since she is probably single and now childless...it's a win win.

So much for soulmates Jesse being such a stellar guy. Priestly, that one, with all the qualities every woman is looking for...




Kat, what were you thinking, letting that prize catch get away??? RUN! DON'T WALK!


Look, they're all lining up outside his door now...


*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*

Jose Baez is NEW The Johnnie Cochran!

Johnnie Cochran is dead, Long live Johnnie Cochran!

Today a new pimp attorney took the crown and let a modern day OJ Simpson/ Succubus go free after murdering her daughter 3 years ago in a stunning set of events. I got to hand it to Casey Anthony, she is truly a masterful liar. It's truly stunning the lies she can wield from that forked tounge. She actually redefines the word "liar" and that movie "liar, liar" should be thrown out and a new one about this woman should be made with a law that no other movie with that title or this set of facts can ever be made ever again in the future of mankind. Casey Anthony is proof positive that women are the most cunning and intelligent of the genders by being able to lie and add layers to her lies for years. Ogres and Casey Anthony have something in common I guess. When males lie, the first thing they say is "huh"? Who can remember lies from years ago and then incorporate them in a current lie, I can barely recall the day of the week. If only this succubus used her dark powers for good instead of evil.

This case had imaginary people, a fictitious nanny named "Zanny" (ironically the street name for Xanax), a fake job at Universal Studios that ended 2years ago (how her parents were unaware that she had no job is beyond me), a fake job conference in Orlando with Zanny the Nanny (neither existed), fake molestation charges against George Anthony, fake car accident that landed Zanny in the hospital, fake boyfriend's, Internet searches on making homemade chloroform and the list goes on and and on...

A jury, who apparently believes that the earth is still flat acquitted OJ Casey Anthony, of Murder...I can't even believe that. Here's what I believe happened. Most parents give their kids Benadryl or Tylenol Pm's when their kids get on their nerves sometimes to make them sleep a little longer. Maybe you want to go to the godawful Transformer's movies and you have an arm baby and you are too sorry to get a baby sitter, give the kid Benadryl, unless you are just so inconsiderate that you take a crying newborn to a popular movie and you just let the baby cry throughout the movie. I have seen it before... For the rest of the parents that have some sense, you leave them home or you drug them. Casey Anthony took it a step too far and decided to chloroform little Calee so she can get a long deep sleep so Casey can go out and party and serial fornicate with her club promotor boyfriend and only god knows who else real or imagined. Casey has been letting Zanney aka Xanax babysit Calee since Casey didn't have a job for 2years, but I bet the sleep wasn't deep enough, so she decided to try Chloroform. Watching too many movies... This dingbat used her homemade brew of chloroform and of course didn't know the dose for a toddler and she accidentally killed the kid. She panicked, tried to bury the child in the backyard, decided on the swamp because the backyard would be too much effort, then used her 31 days of hot body contests, tattoos, imaginary car accidents and other laughable lies to try and figure out how to explain to her mother why she was missing a child.

I don't believe in the death penalty generally, but Casey Anthony needs it, she truly needs the death penalty. That is reserved for people like Adolph Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Charles Manson and new inductee in the hall of shame Casey Anthony. Of course I would give out the death penalty to Rihanna, Katy Perry, Jay-Z for producing Rihanna and Russell Brand for looking like Charles Manson. Not to mention Megan Fox for being a mindless corpse and Michael Bay for completing bastardizing my childhood for Transformers and George Lucas for whoring out Star Wars and setting the nerd force out of balance with those damndable prequels. Oh, and let's not mention every mindless celebutard like Kim Kartrashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, The Real Housewives, Octomom, Heidi Montag and every other big breasted bimbo that contibutes nothing but stupidity to the world.

This jury didn't learn from OJ and fell for the "gloves didn't fit" make sh!t up defense and allowed this chick to basically have a late post term abortion, like a 3 year late term abortion and accuse everyone of lying including the scientists and she's the biggest liar second only to Satan himself. There is a party going on in hell tonight and I think Satan finally found his corpse bride and her name is Casey Anthony. I hope she learns the lessons from OJ (which he obviously didn't learn) and Michael Jackson. Keep your head down and don't do anything accept go to church. Don't party, don't drink, leave the country, lay low, clearly she can't go home after accusing her father of years of child abuse, sexual abuse, potentially fathering Caylee and airing all of the family dirty laundry. She might try and do one interview with Barbara Walters to try and get some income and then she should get the hell out of dodge. Please for the love of god, DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CHILD! Get scraped, get neutered, whatever, but never have another child ever. Forever ever? Forever ever! OJ let all the great legal work go to waste by breaking into a hotel and stealing his own sports memorabilia...he was trying to have a seance to get Cochran to come help him beat those ridiculous charges. He beat murder one! Stupid Stupid Stupid, words can't describe the stupidity.

Casey Anthony, hear me: If you ever commit any crime, if you ever jaywalk, piss on a power line, fail to pay a parking ticket, anything...YOU WILL BE CONVICTED FOR THE MURDER OF YOUR DAUGHTER! YOU BETTER LAY LOW!


White People: This is your new OJ, so, please never mention OJ to Black People again.

Jose Baez is now the new King, the new smut peddler and I commend you sir! It's only a matter of time before the law firm get's franchised. Today the didn't gloves fit.

Somehow...