Saturday, July 9, 2011

Rihanna's Voice So Bad The Stage Bursts into Flames

The voice of our generation/ crotch monkey/ stage walker/ model/ domestic violence victims advocate and  talentless puppet of the world had a fire breakout at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas while terrorizing people with no taste in music that was foolish enough to part with $50 or more to witness her bump and grind, masturbation "Loud" hooker show. Concert-goers were evacuated from the American Airlines Center. Witnesses say a light on the stage caught fire during her show. Fans cheered when the fire was put out. The prospect of not dying would give one a sense of happiness...Or having the pain of the cruel joke that is Rihanna's "entertainment" stop, would make me cheer or even make me cut a deal with Satan himself or as I like to call him, Rihanna's pimp. Dallas Fire-Rescue said calls came in saying the curtains and part of the stage work caught fire but the fire was out by the time firefighters arrived. What a slow news day...What was supposed to happen? Let people stay there and burn?

Rihanna even addressed the incident on her Twitter account, saying in one tweet: "DALLAS!!! We set the stage on FYAH tonight!!! LITERALLY!!! I'm so pissed, I was havin so much fun wit yall too!!! I gotta come back man!!"

Really?! I'm going to leave the fact that she can't spell alone, and she's probably just doing that because her fan base is made up of stupid 12 year olds, but she didn't say, "Hey hope everyone is ok, sorry about what happened, hope no one got hurt". Does her label have to tell her EVERYTHING to say? Is wishing her delusional fans, the one's that swear up and down the blogosphere, on youtube, on facebook and buys her crappy singles that she is talented, well, hoping they are ok after a fire broke out just too much trouble? Is that not common sense? A penis wasn't involved, so she has no clue about it. Surely she isn't this stupid...No, she continues this want to be gangster, Ronald McDonald/ Grace Jones/ Madonna/ Janet Jackson/ Lady Gaga swagger jacker persona even on twitter. Boo, you aren't a rockstar. Can we please pick a personality? Do you have one? Hells to the NO! Oh let me add 3 more exclamation points so Rihanna can understand, since she seems to love exclamation points to add extra emphasis. It's not just fun, It's fun!!! Ugh... Her live singing couldn't clear a stadium, it had to take a fire? You know what, I am going to talk about her lack of knowledge of the English language. Fyah? Is she unaware that if she spelled "fire" correctly it would've been the same number of characters as "fyah"? Then, she uses "wit" instead of "with", um....ok. One more bloody letter she could've added and a complete rational sentence in the Queens English Ms. Fenty could have made to the morons that follow her psychotic irrelevant tweets? Thanks Rihanna let's reinforce stereotypes about black people. You already come off like a slut to overcompensate for your lack of talent and now you confirm what most of us already knew, THAT YOU ARE A COMPLETE TOOL  AND COMPLETELY BRAINLESS. When the fire broke out, Rihanna just stood there, singing off key until someone told her to move.  I means RUN! Did she think that the fire came from the friction from her ever expanding thighs?

The singer stage walker/ part time philosopher also tweeted that she was looking into the cause of the fire: "Heading into a production meeting to find out exactly what happened!!! Keep u posted #LOUDtourDALLAS". Am I to suspend my disbelief long enough to actually believe you understand how pyro works? I don't think she understands the concept of fire or how to make it and that concept has been around since the stone age. This fire is just preparation for either her career going down in flames, (God willing), or her future eternal resting place for putting out the worst music ever known to man with the worst voice ever to be vomited out of her pleasure principle. There is a special place in hell that hasn't gotten hot enough for talentless shills like her. She belongs in the 9th Circle of hell doomed to be impaled with red hot pokers and pitchforks up her fat @ss, while her vocal chords are cut out with rusted nail cutters repeatedly for being a bonafide whore. It wouldn't be so bad if she could actually do something...other than bash Chris Brown to sell singles and magazines while she shows more crotch shots.

In true red headed goat form right out of her talentless, deflection "blame Chris and feel sorry for me"  martyrdom slut playbook, Rihanna tells UK magazine why she is single and of course discusses "the incident" for the upcoming August issue. Hear me, UPCOMING ISSUE. It never get's old...The puppet/ model states: "I’m turned on to a guy by different things. It could be the way he looks. It could be his intelligence. It’s really a spontaneous thing,” she tells Cosmo Winning her heart, though, isn't all chance; when it comes down to it, the singer crotch jockey wants a man who will show that he's serious. Hasn't she been dating basically non stop or at least hoe hopping continuously?

I recall she said she wanted a man that has a huge penis, so how does brains factor here? Is she saying intelligent in comparison to her? Well that's the majority of the people on this planet, aliens yet to have invaded this planet, the demons in hell and most one celled organisms.

"But guys should have to earn it. Because the minute they get it, they want something else," she explains. "Men are like hunters: they like the chase. So you have to keep 'em guessing. Actually, I'm like that too. I get bored quickly. So if someone can make me laugh, that's the best." Let's examine the list of the top "earners": Jay-Z, Breezy, Drake, Common, Josh Hartnett, Wilmer Valderrama (Lindsay Lohan's ex, ewwwww), Kanye (who hasn't he hit?), Collin Ferrell, Ryan Phillipe, the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker. Let me suggest that whoever else tries to "earn it" get their shots because her royal highness is tainted.

Rihanna, girl, I truly believe you are like a little dog and will run around a circle and chase your tail. Every interview or magazine article that I have forced myself to read or listen to, I felt the oxygen being sucked out of the room through the television and I prayed for a quick death to whatever god that would listen. You literally need crayons and coloring books when you talk, that's how elementary you are. So you getting bored quickly...what does that mean exactly? Is that why your Ms. Cleo accent comes and goes when you speak? Although I listen to every 3rd word when you speak because what you say is so indescribably stupid, vacuous and just painful that words haven't been invented yet to explain my vitriol. You need magic tricks and a puppet show? A nice shiny red ball to match the Little Mermaid hair? They have medications for ADHD to go along with the other mental disorders you have. Cha check it out!!! It's on FYAH!!!

Rihanna also talks about her painful relationship with Chris Brown. (of course....we have something to sell, so we need sympathy, it never fails and it's so transparent.)

"It was a very aggressive and defensive time, and that allowed me to start not giving a sh*t. I walked around with a very f**k-you attitude," Rihanna says. "I've always been good at masking my emotions. For me, it's tougher to be vulnerable than to be tough." (When you swagger jack everyone, have no identity, no personality, and have no talent, then you are right, you shouldn't care or at least insulate yourself from criticism for fear of recognizing the truth about yourself. She has been better at masking her talent, if she in fact has any).

Everyone stop where you are, we need to add this one, this survivor, this blameless lamb to the Bible. Forget Mary, Mother Theresa, or any of the other women that have done good works, let's honor Rihanna for HER struggle. She's so brave, quick, we have to tell her story to the world so that she set's the standard for other half goat, half human hybrid girls that provoke their boyfriends to the breaking point. This must be what the Republican's have been afraid of... I feel so stupid for admiring Hillary Clinton for being so stoic in the face of public infidelity, rehabbing her image, becoming a successful Senator and a very effective Secretary of State. She almost became the first female President of the United States. But, she isn't a bigger pioneer than Rihanna. What the hell was I thinking? Grinding on stage, murdering her own songs by repeating the same lines all about sex, contributing nothing to society other than furthering peoples gag reflex, looking like she needs a bath, well that places her in a special class. A special ed class, but it's still exceptional so we should honor her. I digress...

They have to "earn it". I'm sure when you deal with Rihanna, it's not that challenging to earn it considering every photo of her she has her eagle on. Yeah, what a precious gift she has. In case Rihanna is unaware, she isn't the only female on the planet. There are literally 3 billion of us here, with "it". If she refuses to give "it" (which there is no evidence of that), then they will find "it" somewhere else. It's one thing to be selective. But it's quite another to make "it" a commodity. As a commodity, the market is flooded. Don't you have anything more special to offer a guy than "it"? OK, maybe you don't. That's why you're single.  Sort of the opposite of supply and demand if you ask me, just one of many things this idiot doesn't understand. That's like trying to sell sand in a desert. If Rihanna is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or some prize to work for, I demand a refund. Did Chris hit her that hard for her to say this nonsense? Well hey, I will say this, most people don't get hit or in fights for being quiet. He probably beat her because she was singing in the car, I know her voice makes me want to beat someone. No one wants to experience that goat like essence that pollutes the air when she comes around.

Again, Rihanna proves she is a complete moron and she just parrots whatever her handlers tell her. Rihanna is only good for five things: "sucking a d!ck, sucking a d!ck,  sucking a d!ck, sucking a d!ck, and sucking a d!ck. Period. I truly believe that's how she got her record deal and why she has backing by her label.

That's how I feel about you Riri...and most people that can discern talent...
She should be thanking the penis (Jay-Z's) everyday that allows her to work with nothing more than firecracker/ sideshow bob/ little mermaid hair and hot pants while fingering herself on stage.

Honor and worship at the temple (Jay-Z's penis) as long as you can, as soon as you forget to release an album or "reload" an album of nursery rhymes you will be barefoot in a field in Barbados picking coconuts and bananas taking your daily dose of valtrex.

(and questioning her choice in getting those stupid tattoos, gun tatt's after you had
such a traumatic beat down? really?! Rihanna?! wise...a wise choice in a long chain in wise decisions.) *sarcasm*

The Travesty in Rihanna's Voice has Finally Caused the Stage to Burst into Flames


Anonymous said...

honestly you posting this just means you're hating. nobody cares about your opinion of rihanna. and then for it bo so long just shows that you have no life.
and fyi you dont have to spell things correct on twitter, its a social network idiot.

Rebel Flower said...

No, hating would be if I were talking about a legitimate artist with talent and I were criticizing her based upon some superficial feature. My critiques are based solely on her lack of talent, and if you don't like my opinion, don't read my post and bother commenting that "you don't care about my opinion". It's my blog, therefore my opinion. If you want to be a delusional stan then you can go to one of her lame pages that swears up and down the blogosphere that she has talent. If you don't like it, you can piss off!

Rebel Flower said...

Oh and I know what twitter is. Plus, you need to learn how to spell and learn proper spelling and syntax. Hell you are probably that stupid bozo the clown looking goat sounding skank.