In true red headed goat form right out of her talentless, deflection "blame Chris and feel sorry for me" martyrdom slut playbook, Rihanna tells UK magazine why she is single and of course discusses "the incident" for the upcoming August issue. Hear me, UPCOMING ISSUE. It never get's old...The puppet/ model states: "I’m turned on to a guy by different things. It could be the way he looks. It could be his intelligence. It’s really a spontaneous thing,” she tells Cosmo Winning her heart, though, isn't all chance; when it comes down to it, the
I recall she said she wanted a man that has a huge penis, so how does brains factor here? Is she saying intelligent in comparison to her? Well that's the majority of the people on this planet, aliens yet to have invaded this planet, the demons in hell and most one celled organisms.
Rihanna also talks about her painful relationship with Chris Brown. (of course....we have something to sell, so we need sympathy, it never fails and it's so transparent.)
Honor and worship at the temple (Jay-Z's penis) as long as you can, as soon as you forget to release an album or "reload" an album of nursery rhymes you will be barefoot in a field in Barbados picking coconuts and bananas taking your daily dose of valtrex.
(and questioning her choice in getting those stupid tattoos, gun tatt's after you had
such a traumatic beat down? really?! Rihanna?! wise...a wise choice in a long chain in wise decisions.) *sarcasm*
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