Tuesday, July 26, 2011
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
The world is over populated and here Ms. Cleo comes with a 6th kid, and no baby daddy. If she has 2 more kids, her next album can be called Octomom, but that would require her to concentrate longer than 5 minutes, show up to shows on time, check her ego, and get off the penis for longer than 10 seconds. All she has to do is take her pills...one a day keeps the stork away. Lauryn stated during her short comeback tour that she sacrificed her youth for her fans, but it's obvious she has gotten on the freak train and has gone full steam ahead.
Ms. Hill and Mr. Marley, "be fruitful and multiply" was not supposed to be taken literally.
BIRTH SOME ALBUMS!