Sunday, January 19, 2014

Madonna's Nigger Pass is Revoked



At least she believed that she had one just because she at one time slept with rappers and basketball players. 


I Made People Remember you...
The decrepit Queen dropped the N-bomb on an instagram caption. Although, we should be happy that her arthritic grapefruit smashers can use 21st Century tech, someone needs to censor her and tell her she hasn't been cool since the 90's and Gaga's shameless copying is why her name continues to be mentioned. Let's face it, she is no longer relevant and she had her time and it has long since passed. 

She decided to post a photo of her 13 year old son boxing and captioned it: "No one messes with Dirty Soap! Mama said knock you out! #disni--a." Her coterie of drag queen fans who still think this old lioness still has originality past her 10 year ago expiration date, responded and let her know she was out of order and she took the photo down. Not long after, she re posted the photo with a more combative, albeit comical caption, "OK let me start this again. #get off of my dick haters!" Yeah...somehow I believe that you actually have that aforementioned anatomical feature, just keep on that drag makeup.

Now she did the celebrity formal bigotry apology saying,  "I am sorry if I offended anyone with my use of the N-word on Instagram. It was not meant as a racial slur ... I am not a racist." We know, we know...you adopted a black child, slept with black men, stole black people's dance music and have black friends come over to your house all the time. 

She added: "There's no way to defend the use of the word. It was all about intention ... It was used as a term of endearment toward my son who is white. I appreciate that it's a provocative word and I apologize if it gave people the wrong impression. Forgive me." This from the person that loves the gays and dressed up like a boy scout to protest their stance on gay troupe leaders and embraced them to her sagging bosom. This saint of love and acceptance uses *gasp* racial slurs. She did hitch hike cross country naked and we saw her entire birth canal for over a decade. So "taste" isn't a strength for her. 

What she is saying is that if you are white and you use the term to another white person as a term of endearment, then no harm, no foul. She's definitely up for mom of the year. 

Please understand Madonna, that imaginary honorary black card that you think you possess only exist in private and it only works among those that bestowed it upon you and led you to believe it actually exists. Take it from a black person, use that pretend card sparingly. Her career can't be damaged anymore than the last album of auto tuned robotic "music", that sounded like someone exorcised a ghost and set it to daft punk. The argument that black people can use the word, so should anyone and everyone is tired. It's another level of psychotic to rationalize and yearn for the privilege to use a word that is offensive to an entire group of people. People need to soul search as to why they are offended they can't use the word. 


Where is My Airbrushing?
There is a life lesson here: When you are the 55 year old mother of a teenage boy, attempting to be "hip", you are more likely to turn out "lame" and even most importantly ignorant for gramming it, even if you are were a pop star. Please boo, stop trying to out Miley, Miley and showing the world that you are desperately seeking attention.

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