Jeb Bush, the Bush brother we all joked was the smart brother, because he spoke in complete sentences has now decided that he will double down on the stupid one's failed policy of invading the wrong country, destabilizing an entire region, allowing a terrorist regime to be elected "democratically", fear mongering, shooting things first and asking questions later, making Jesus the nations mascot, and all that left him with a 34% approval rating. This has in essence made him the stupid brother, because anyone that runs into a burning building and thinks they won't burn isn't the brightest bulb in the box.
Jeb is actually the Beavis of this duo. Jeb Bush claimed that he would've authorized the Iraq war back in 2003. The war that everyone knows was the wrong war and the wrong country with no WMD's. He goes on to say, “I would have [authorized the invasion], and so would have Hillary Clinton (we know then Senator Clinton did, because your fetus for brains brother made the Iraq war a nationalistic litmus test. Plus, she and other's that voted for the war admitted it was a mistake), just to remind everybody. And so would almost everybody that was confronted with the intelligence they got,” the likely 2016 presidential contender said. Yeah...we heard about the intelligence they got, inconclusive, faulty, and just plain made up. If I recall, Butthead said to invade and hopefully the facts would back his decision. So, if that's intelligence, making up stuff and lying, then sure, mystical ponies ridden by the tooth fairy are also real possibilities.
To top this off, the unannounced presidential candidate added, “[S]o just for the news flash to the world, if they’re trying to find places where there’s big space between me and my brother, this might not be one of those.”
[Update: Bush was specifically asked ”Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion?” He replied, “I would have.”]
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Note the evolution in Jeb Bush’s approach to the issue. Just three months ago, asked about the disastrous war in Iraq, the Florida Republican told reporters, “I won’t talk about the past…. If I’m in the process of considering the possibility of running, it’s not about re-litigating anything in the past.” Soon after, Jeb Bush was willing to concede “mistakes were made,” but he wouldn't say who made the mistakes or how he would have done anything different.
Who remembers Bush v. Gore? The biggest joke in legal precedent that has ever occurred in the last 50 years? Remember what State the decision was hung on? Florida. Who was Governor of Florida at the time? It was Beavis. Then there was all than nonsense about "hanging chads" which confounding all the old people that seemed to be the only one's that worked at the polls. And what do you know, the most idiotic person on the face of the earth became president.
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Jeb is also embarrassing himself and his party by claiming that his brother is his most influential counselor on Israel- Middle Eastern policy. “If you want to know who I listen to for advice, it’s him,” Bush said speaking to a crowd of high-powered investors at the Metropolitan Club, according to four people present. These four should be commended for trying to stop the train wreck that is Bush 45. The Republicans in the room spoke on the condition of anonymity to divulge information about the private meeting. You sure this isn't Def Comedy Jam and he didn't say this ironically? Surely he wasn't serious. Or is this a cynical ploy to raise money based on the Bush dynasty? Whatever it is, but if there was any doubt what he stands for, let me inform you. He stands for nothing but the money. He is a Floyd Mayweather in a drab suit. Most sane people, even the most wacked out "conservative" can admit the war was mistake. Mistakes were made before and after the invasion. The effects of those mistakes are being felt today. A war that began in 2003 and has yet to really end, based on a lie, predicated on the nation's fear regarding the country's largest terrorist attack since Pearl Harbor, but these fools say they would do it again. Jeb's independence from W, would've helped with the know somethings in the party, the one's with money and some education, and don't suck exhaust fumes in a swamp, drinking grain alcohol out of a mason jar, with misspelled "Obama is the anticrist" signs .
In any country with the collective IQ over room temperature, this doofus shouldn't utter the word president, much less run for it. I can smell the desperation in the air and it's official Jeb is the dumber brother. His candidacy is the definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over again and hoping for a different result. Congratulations for scraping the bottom of the barrel and taken your rightful seat on the back of the short yellow bus on the highway to hell.
Vote for this moron at your own risk.
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