Police Dog Lorena Bobbit.

This is what happens when you hold drugs in your undies:

Should've Worn My Cup

A 25-year-old man filed a suit against the Gretna, Louisiana, police department on Tuesday alleging his civil right had been violated by a police officer who unleashed his police dog on the man without provocation, resulting in a dog bite to the groin area and a severe injury to his penis, The Times-Picayune reports.

Cody Melancon said the attack left him sexually dysfunctional. Oh man...He is scheduled to have surgery in hopes of restoring use of his penis, which was almost severed by the police dog’s bite. Hey, he's just taking a bite out of crime...Next time don't put the drugs in your crotch!



The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in New Orleans, alleges the police falsified reports to cover up their actions and violated Melancon's constitutional rights to due process and to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures. Looks like AL and Jesse 2.0, Tavis Smiley and Cornel West have something to sink their teeth into and blame Obama if he doesn't make a personal statement about this incident. Do police dogs have crotch bite training? Is the command "chopper sic balls?" I mean, how they gone keep a brotha down? This is how the man keeps the black man from spreading his seed. Cut it off, well, have the dog bite it off. How is he going to prove that the member was functioning in the first place, unless he already has a football team of kids? He is 25... This technically is a public service, it reduces government spending and our tax dollars from supporting the kids he won't support.

Mmmm Beef

Melancon seeks a jury trial and $31 million for medical and other expenses, and for punitive damages.


Looks like Rover found another "bone".