|Does My Finger Smell Like Chicken?|
Our brainiac says, "At the end of a concert, I don't feel like I've been this sexy thing. Really, I don't even think about it," she tells the magazine, for which she poses naked this month. Yes, she poses nude, AGAIN!
Finally, after some reality check insisting, she makes a small admission. Who wants to bet she doesn't think about much. Her thoughts include: waxing her vajajay, shopping, penis, and drinking.
"Unless it's a song that really calls for it, like 'Skin' or 'S&M,' or when I cover Darling Nikki,'" she allows. "There's a section that's called 'Sex' in the show, which is the obvious section for sexuality."
But that's as far as she'll go -- even if she admits that she loves choosing men from the audience on whom she can grind. They left out women and preteen girls that she has pulled up on stage to put her stank hoo ha on. Let's not mention, that she should never EVER be allowed to cover a Prince song ever. She is so unworthy of his purple majesty...
|I'm Trying too Hard!|
I can see why she doesn't want to be a role model because clearly she is out to get the MONEY and her fans just dance to the beat and ignore the generic pop sex, sado masochistic violent imagery, drinking, drug use, and rape so long as she pops a squat on stage. She straddles her pink tank, humps mic stands, fingers herself on stage, grinds on anyone with a pulse, wears nothing but a piece of cloth on stage and her only dance move other than walking back and forth is popping a squat. Her entire image is built around her being sexy and being the victim from a fight SHE provoked. Why? She has no talent. She always has to release a topless photo, go shopping in a sex shop or some fake controversy then feign outrage all while playing slutty martyr attempting to prove how bad ass she is. She learned nothing from her beating from Chris Brown and this makes her the stupidest woman alive not the sexiest.
She goes to mention Chris Brown in the interview, because as usual, she has an album of auto tune nonsense to promote. She says: "It's incredible to see how he pulled out the way he did." Especially after she has been throwing him under the bus since 2009. Even when the world seemed like it was against him, you know?" Yeah we know, because you went out of your way to demonize him in every interview every time you dropped a godawful goat single. Here is the Rihanna formula: NEW CD = mention Chris Brown in an interview. This is getting too predictable. Plus, in the video where she was running topless in a corn field, she had a Chris Brown look a like, let's just christalize the image even further in everyone's mind, but you never intended any harm. Yeah right...
Her success isn't due to talent, but due to sex appeal, constant pity and sympathy. But not for the brainless 12 year olds that know nothing about real music and metro sexuals propping her up she would have been back in her native country. Its funny that she started that fight and has yet to pay for her involvemen
For her to claim that it's in her subconscious and she is unaware that she poses nude on magazine covers, grinds on everything moving whether it be male or female is nothing short of retarded. It appears that Chris Brown quit before he beat the stupid out of her. After the beating heard round the world, she get's tattoos of guns on her rib cage. Why would she do that if she was so traumatized? It's just time for her to do porn and get it over with. She is a nauseating specimen who looks like she has been gangbanged by aqua man in her esquire photo.
|Beyonce Jacking; I can't pose in heels|
Now that Beyowulf is sperminated with Joe Camels demon seed, Rihanna can snatch the blond wig and jack her style again while doing a weak 1980's version of Whitney Houston, but oh, "her style is so unique", yeah, it was 20 years ago.
Is Rihanna just stupid, doesn't understand her own generic songs that she doesn't write, or is this slut thing just an act?
Well, you can lead a whore to water but you can't make them think and Rihanna would probably drown.