Rihanna, Stupidest Woman Alive

Does My Finger Smell Like Chicken?

The Six Head wax figurine and swagger jacker Du jure has returned with more nudity and more auto-tuned goat sounds that will upset the balance of the space time continuum this fall. Like a scorching case of herpes, Rihanna won't go away...Her latest release of so called music is called "Talk That Talk", which I'm guessing is a message to her detractors that rightly calls her out for her gimmickry and lack of talent. Somehow her handlers have convinced Esquire magazine to give her the meaningless title of Sexiest Woman Alive. Yes, keeping your legs open at all times just SCREAMS security and confidence. You are so bad ass Rih Rih! I should use 3 exclamation points for people of her intelligence level, or lack thereof to understand.  In her interview, the voice of our generation claims that she doesn't consider her shows overtly sexual. I mean how could she, with choreography that would make the best dancers in the world throw their hands up in total frustration at the technical difficulty...it's hard to constantly finger yourself on stage, sit down, walk back and forth and have the same vacant expression on your face while the dancers actually dance. Does this girl actually have sweat glands? She has never so much as broken a sweat on stage.

Our brainiac says, "At the end of a concert, I don't feel like I've been this sexy thing. Really, I don't even think about it," she tells the magazine, for which she poses naked this month. Yes, she poses nude, AGAIN!
Finally, after some reality check insisting, she makes a small admission. Who wants to bet she doesn't think about much. Her thoughts include: waxing her vajajay, shopping, penis, and drinking.

"Unless it's a song that really calls for it, like 'Skin' or 'S&M,' or when I cover Darling Nikki,'" she allows. "There's a section that's called 'Sex' in the show, which is the obvious section for sexuality."
But that's as far as she'll go -- even if she admits that she loves choosing men from the audience on whom she can grind. They left out women and preteen girls that she has pulled up on stage to put her stank hoo ha on. Let's not mention, that she should never EVER be allowed to cover a Prince song ever. She is so unworthy of his purple majesty...

I'm Trying too Hard!

"Like, really? Honestly, even if it comes across sexual — it has to be a part of my subconscious thought," Rihanna says. "It's never deliberate in the rest of the show. I don't even really... I could see 'What's My Name?' — the dancing is pretty sexy. 'Rude Boy.' But I don't know. I guess people find different things sexy." OK...is she lying or is she just stupid? It's impressive that she knows the word "subconscious" and I'm sure someone had to tell her to use that word or that was the word of the day on Dictionary.com. Almost every song she has is literally about sex or has some sexual metaphor in her lyrics. The dreadful song "Only Girl" has the line, "take me for a ride ride, make it last all night night". Another stupid line in the song is her asking to be raped, bleating, " I want you to take it like a thief in the night." Is she insane or just too stupid to understand that a thief STEALS and she isn't giving it away willingly if it's being "stolen", ergo, she's describing a rape. Here is more irony for this blow up Bratz doll, she releases the annoying S&M "song" which is basically a more annoying version of Disturbia, then two singles later she sings a song (if you can call what she does singing and what they release an actual song), about killing a dude that raped her. Does this strike anyone as particularly psychotic? She wanted to be raped just 3 songs ago and now she is killing the dude for raping her. What type of ignorant phuckery is this?

I can see why she doesn't want to be a role model because clearly she is out to get the MONEY and her fans just dance to the beat and ignore the generic pop sex, sado masochistic violent imagery, drinking, drug use, and rape so long as she pops a squat on stage. She straddles her pink tank, humps mic stands, fingers herself on stage, grinds on anyone with a pulse, wears nothing but a piece of cloth on stage and her only dance move other than walking back and forth is popping a squat. Her entire image is built around her being sexy and being the victim from a fight SHE provoked. Why? She has no talent. She always has to release a topless photo, go shopping in a sex shop or some fake controversy then feign outrage all while playing slutty martyr attempting to prove how bad ass she is. She learned nothing from her beating from Chris Brown and this makes her the stupidest woman alive not the sexiest.

Empty Headed

Sexy has nothing to do with the body... that's lust. Sexy has to do with something that is appealing, like brains, intellect, motivation­, will-power­, positivity­, optimism, kindness, selflessne­ss, purity. Clearly these are things Ms. Fenty lack. Especially the brains since she is unaware of the lyrical content of her songs and the set list of her shows. How many more songs must we suffer through with that ridiculous eh eh eh sound? Did she write Rude Boy? No. Did she write Only Girl? No. Did she write S&M? No. Does she write any of the trash she bleats? No, No, and No. But somehow she wins awards, mostly because someone else is rapping and she just robotically sings the hook.

She goes to mention Chris Brown in the interview, because as usual, she has an album of auto tune nonsense to promote. She says: "It's incredible to see how he pulled out the way he did." Especially after she has been throwing him under the bus since 2009. Even when the world seemed like it was against him, you know?" Yeah we know, because you went out of your way to demonize him in every interview every time you dropped a godawful goat single. Here is the Rihanna formula:  NEW CD = mention Chris Brown in an interview. This is getting too predictabl­e.   Plus, in the video where she was running topless in a corn field, she had a Chris Brown look a like, let's just christalize the image even further in everyone's mind, but you never intended any harm. Yeah right...

Her success isn't due to talent, but due to sex appeal, constant pity and sympathy. But not for the brainless 12 year olds that know nothing about real music and metro sexuals propping her up she would have been back in her native country. Its funny that she started that fight and has yet to pay for her involvemen­t. Life has a way of bring forth justice however. Its just a matter of time for us all.   It would be great if Conrad Murray started Rihanna on a propofol drip so the world suffering would end.

For her to claim that it's in her subconscious and she is unaware that she poses nude on magazine covers, grinds on everything moving whether it be male or female is nothing short of retarded. It appears that Chris Brown quit before he beat the stupid out of her. After the beating heard round the world, she get's tattoos of guns on her rib cage. Why would she do that if she was so traumatized? It's just time for her to do porn and get it over with. She is a nauseating specimen who looks like she has been gangbanged by aqua man in her esquire photo.

Beyonce Jacking; I can't pose in heels

I don't know who is dumber...her fans for continuing to listen and buy into this fraudulent "artists" so called persona who happens to be a weak Whitney Houston and Janet minus the vocal and dancing ability, or her for pretending to be some type of diva with a unique style who just so happens to take her clothes off at the drop of a hat, but it's only in her subconscious. Whitney smoked, someone needs to send Rihanna cases of cigarettes so she can chain smoke those hoes to help eliminate the robotic goat and add some human something to her vocals. But what's the point? She's only going to say "yeah, eh, oh, nah, and baby" over and over in no particular order.

Now that Beyowulf is sperminated with Joe Camels demon seed, Rihanna can snatch the blond wig and jack her style again while doing a weak 1980's version of Whitney Houston, but oh, "her style is so unique", yeah, it was 20 years ago.

Is Rihanna just stupid, doesn't understand her own generic songs that she doesn't write, or is this slut thing just an act?

Well, you can lead a whore to water but you can't make them think and Rihanna would probably drown.