Anita Perry, Rick Perry's Beard Stars in Clueless the Sequel

As If!!!

Middle Aged Barbie

I know it's October and it's time for scary movies not comedies, but Niggerhead lover Duchess of Hazzard Anita Perry is auditioning for a starring role in a comedy or she is really clueless.

Two Republican Presidential Candidates have suffered personal tragedies that have to be addressed with great sensitivity and care. Magic Underpants wearer and Plastic Man Mitt Romney is unemployed while Rick Perry's son quit his job as an investment banker to work on his father's Presidential Campaign. What these two dopes have in common is that it's ALL OBAMA'S FAULT. Let's take a moment of silence to mourn the loss of these two men's viable income. Oh that's right, they are rich and they don't need to work, but it's all still Obama's fault that they are idiots right? Oh...cry me a river, I want to taste your tears, the tears of your anguish and your pain.

Anita Perry, the wife of Texas Gov. Rick Perry, said she sympathized with the unemployed Friday because her son resigned from his job at Deutsche Bank to campaign for his father. How kind of her and her swashbuckling Bush clone to feel the pain of the disaffected citizen...How many of us can cry because we quit our six figure job on the Presidents economic failures? Are we supposed to 'feel his pain" or something now that he's one of us now?  

"He resigned his job two weeks ago because he can't go out and campaign with his father because of SEC regulations," she said at a Pendleton, S.C. diner, in response to a middle-aged voter who lost his six-figure job and now works as a handyman. "My son lost his job because of this administration," she added. CNN reports that the SEC recently adopted stricter rules for investment advisers undertaking political activity. If people don't understand why that is, then they need some intellectual help.

However, Thursday she said that he eagerly resigned. She recalled when her husband brought the family together to discuss his run for president last May. "So, our son Griffin Perry is 28. He loves politics, and he just couldn't wait. He said, 'Dad, I'm in! I'm in! I'll do whatever you need me to do. I'll resign my job. I'll do what you need me to do,'" she said in a speech at North Greenville University. Isn't this what Republicans call a CHOICE? Seriously...are we that stupid that we can say with a straight face, never mind...it's obvious she drinks.

So, let me get this straight, resignation and losing  your job is the same? I guess in Dixie where you can marry your first cousin at age 14. Can the rest of us secede from Texas and from this family of yokels? Someone get this cumb dunt a dictionary so she learn the definitions of "resign" and "laid off".

 The 28-year old recently quit his job to start an independent consulting firm and to focus on campaigning for his father. He lives in Dallas with his wife, who works as an attorney.
Anita Perry has been campaigning for her husband in South Carolina this week. She claimed how opponents had "brutalized" the campaign. "We are being brutalized by our opponents, and our own party," she said. "So much of that is, I think they look at him, because of his faith," she added, possibly referring to questions in recent days over Rev. Robert Jeffress, who endorsed Perry and has called Mormonism "a cult." She also compared his decision to run for president to Biblical stories of Moses and Gideon. Whatever that means...to her these are just random names in the Bible. Yes, Anita. Yes. Yes. It is his faith, why people are picking on him. Snicker, snicker, snicker.

Bush The Sequel responded saying, saying he stood by her. "You know, family members always take these campaigns more substantially personal than the candidate," he said Friday morning on CNN.

"I have the Rib of an Ass"

Translation: My family is Dumber than a box of rocks. It appears that when it comes to intelligence, Rick is smarter than his wife and that's scary. I knew President Obama passed those regulation­s just so he could force Griffin Perry to resign from his job at the Deutsche Bank so he could start up his own consulting firm and campaign for his father. More job killing regulation­s, right? Shame on you President Obama, enacting a SEC regulation that forces everybody who's father is going to run for office to resign from their post if they want to campaign for them, even if they were already going to resign to start their own consulting firm. Shame. Is there a website where we can make donations to help poor Griffin get on his feet?  

Many on the Christian Right use the "victim" analogy on a regular basis to attack others. Such as, the "Defense of Marriage" act. In other words, allowing gay people to marry is an attack on heterosexu­al marriage, so it has to be defended. In this case, Governor Perry's attacks and the attacks of his surrogates­, such as the pastor who introduced him, resulted in some "blowback"­, which she describes as being "brutalize­d".  Let me guess... She is an evangelica­l fundamenta­list christian, made from the rib of an a-hole and feels that this is what you call persecutio­n from the President of the United States of America!! Get a grip.  Maybe being brutalized is being asked a question for which you and your equally stupid husband have no prepared answer. Did the Texas drought suck the liquid out of her already peach sized brain. You know they prepared and prayed for rain, and they it appears God said "NO!" What's next, is she going to blame the Texas wildfires on Obama too? Maybe she can blame herself for the fact that her husband will never be President and she can lynch blacks at Niggerhead Manor.

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News Flash: Your son lost his job because Deutsche Bank would not give him home time off while he worked on your husbands moronic campaign. He is NOT a victim of the economy, he made a decision - exercising his own free will. So how on earth can she justify blaming anyone?  This woman is as stupid as the day is long. Of course he probably got the job through his father's political contributions. Anita, dear, why don't you stick to baking cookies and serving as a beard for your closeted husband - and leave the important stuff to the people with, you know, some knowledge of the world outside the house?   You Betcha and Roll Tide!

The Perry Campaign Slogan apparently is: Just Blame It On Obama