Showing posts with label Rick Perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rick Perry. Show all posts

Friday, January 20, 2012

God Said "NO", to Rick Perry


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And then there were four...

Today, Pretty Ricky bowed down and accepted what we already knew and dropped out of the Republican clown show. Oops! Perry addressed his decision to abandon his campaign at a press conference in North Charleston. He said he came to the conclusion that there was no longer a "viable path" forward in the contest and added that he knows when it's "time to make a strategic retreat." He should've retreated after Iowa.

"I ran for president because I love America," he explained. "What's broken in America is not our people. It's our politics. And what we need in Washington is a government that's humbler." I'm sure Texans are happy that Rick Perry can stop embarrassing them on the world stage but upset that he will pester them in person.
To add insult to injury, Pretty Ricky endorsed Newt the trigamist for the nomination. He said, "I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform our country" and added, "Newt is not perfect, but who among us is?"  A man that cheats on two wives while launching a witch hunt on a sitting president for having an affair is pretty freaking far from perfect. Psychopathic is more like it.  We need a humbler government? So, Newt Gingrich is the answer? A pompous anti Christ with a God complex just screams humble. This yahoo seemed to give hope that any D student could be president that harbored prejudices against gays, blacks, women and pretty much anyone not a rich white male, just like pro tools gives the illusion that anyone can be a singer. How did this tea party favorite, once a front runner, and the anti- Romney fall from grace?

He is indescribably stupid. Bachmann is crazy, but Perry is stupid. Here is one of his hits from the campaign trail, "It's three government agencies when I get there that are gone: Commerce, Education and the um, what's the third one there. Let's see," Perry said. You can't remember 3 things?
"Oh five," Perry said. "So Commerce, Education, and, uh, the uh, um, um." "EPA, there ya go," "The third agency of government," Perry said. "I would do away with the education, the um, Commerce, and let's see. I can't think of the third one. I can't. Sorry. Oops." He made it apparent that they need to put as much money in education as possible especially his own. He should scrape, beg, borrow and do unseemly things to fund education, it's desperately needed. Republicans whine about the President reading a teleprompter, but it's obvious, that Bush the sequel needed it, if he in fact could read the words on it.


Rick Perry is unaware of the minimum age to run for President. Remember, the Republicans have all become Constitutional scholars...he tells a kid at a campaign event, "I'm glad you're not 21," Perry told Jones, who was wearing a t-shirt that said "Future President: Accepting Campaign Donations Now." Perry realized his mistake and added, "Or actually 35." How don't you know the qualifications for the job you are applying for? It's unreal...


Let's not forget his foreign policy, which is to bomb everything and re-invade and re-occupy Iraq. He also believed that we were already in a war with Iran.


Remember his "strange" campaign speech when it appeared that he was under the influence of a controlled substance and that they just didn't pray the gay away hard enough?


He made one truthful statement, "Bush defended us from our freedom". You are so right Governor, The Patriot Act, Rendition, Warrantless wire tapping, endless wars, occupation of foreign lands that doesn't share our ideals which causes terrorists to want to bomb us.


Every candidate that prayed and heard the call from God has been eliminated from the race. What does that tell you? Either God is cheating or these people are just making Pavlovian statements that so called Evangelical voters will respond to. If God has chosen a black racist who can't remember the women he sleeps with even when a photo exists that show he knows them, a crazed category 5 moron, Bush the Sequel only dumber, and a person that's so dull that he was a non factor in the first place, then God's judgment is seriously in question. Why hasn't he helped them win? What does the Bush and Perry governorships say about the Texas electorate?

Rick Perry

When you poll behind Stephen Colbert it's time to think about suicide. It's sad to see the clown car getting less and less full. 

Friday, November 18, 2011

The GOP Clown Show



"A President is supposed to lead, not Read".

Is this a joke? I sincerely hope that Uncle Ruckus the singing minstrel is joking, if not then this is pathetic. The misinformation Cain Train continued after stumbling on a question about the situation in Libya just days ago, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested on Friday that he believes the new Libyan government involves elements of the Taliban.

"Do I agree with siding with the opposition? Do I agree with saying that Gaddafi should go?" Cain said. "Do I agree that they now have a country where you've got Taliban and Al Qaeda that's going to be part of the government?" Really Negrodamus? I thought the GOP liked getting rid of dictators that tortured and killed it's own people or maybe he missed George W. Bush's wild Iraqi adventure. The more imbecilic he appears answering high school level questions - the more money he raises and the longer his popularity numbers hold steady. Ladies and gentlemen - Herman Cain isn't what's sick in this picture. Making further moronic excuses, he says, "Do I agree with not knowing the government was going to -- which part was he asking me about?" Cain said, referring to the reporter from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's editorial board who asked the presidential contender about Libya. "I was trying to get him to be specific and he wouldn't be specific." Right, by asking open ended questions and letting you dictate the conversation, oh, how unfair, Herb, you must feel totally taken advantage of.

His handlers who appear to be on continual damage control tried to downplay the incident, saying that the video was "taken out of context" and that Cain was running "on four hours of sleep."
"He didn't say anything wrong or inaccurate; it just took him a while to recall the specifics of Libya." He didn't say anything at all. The Libya incident was in the stream of public knowledge for about 6 months, all one had to do was pick up a news paper, read a page on the internet, SOMETHING.

This man is a total embarrassm­ent. "Taken out of context." Cain is out of context. This man is extremely limited in knowledge of the world today. Totally uninformed and He comes across like a I would expect a HS dropout would come across. This country should be embarrasse­d that anyone would suggest or back this man for a presidenti­al candidate. Pretty much that can be said for most of the republican candidates­.  This very same "gotcha" interview, he claimed he wouldn't bomb Iran because they had mountains, as if he was unaware that we possess the technology to fly, or climb over things like mountains.

 Did anyone take the quote, "How do you say delicious in Cuban?" out of context? I thought every idiot knew that Cuba was a country, the inhabitants of Cuba were Cubans and the language they speak is Spanish. This stuff that Cain and the rest of the GOP clown brigade are asked about don't even rise to the level of foreign policy, it's just basic common sense and they fail on every level. The dumbing down of America has taken us to new lows.

How about Herb needs less of his pimp hat and more books. Even his wife isn't convinced that this jive turkey  can lead and be President against hostile Sharia Law loving nations like "Ubeki- beki- beki-stan-stan".

The other vaudevillians on the clown show are Bachmann who claims that she has never had a gaffe...a person that should have a psych drug iv drip infusion 24/7. This person believes that the HPV vaccine causes retardation. She also claimed that the founding fathers like Washington and John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly to end slavery. Lincoln wrote the Emancipation proclamation around1845 and the Declaration of Independence was written in 1776...That's some tireless work, I didn't know the founding father's were vampires. She as the self proclaimed leader of the Tea Party (Boston Harbor), went to New Hampshire and thanked them for being the birth place of the Revolutionary Movement.






Rick Perry claims that Obama has never lived the life of a typical American, and believes that he thinks that he is the "smartest guy in the room". As long as there is a piece of dusty uneaten wax fruit, Rick Perry will never be the smartest guy in the room. He went on to say, "He never had to really work for anything. He never had to go through what Americans are going through," Perry said. "We need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life and understands what it's like to have to deal with the issues of our economy that we have today in America." Really Pretty Ricky? Being mixed race, raised by a single mother who was on food stamps at one time, yeah, you are right, he just breezed through. Rick Perry's answer to drought problems in Texas is to pray for rain, he can't remember the 3rd part of the government he would abolish and that's HIS argument point. What's even more stupid is that he wants to be President of a country that he once wanted to secede from.

Rick Santorum, the homophobe in chief, loves to make stupid statements. Here are some his closeted statements, "I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does." Even though bigamy, polygamy, incest and to a lesser extent adultery, rape are all ILLEGAL, that makes no never mind to Sanitarium. He goes all in and follows his illogical statement stopping short of claiming gays create bestiality. I'm sure that has popped up somewhere in his arguments. He is a staunch supporter of Don't Ask Don't Tell because soldiers shower together. He is also a global warming denier, "There is no such thing as global warming." He claimed there's enough oil, coal and natural gas to last centuries, and that we should "drill everywhere!" Let's start with the holes in your head. "I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler," Santorum said. "And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 -- which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas -- is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors." So our breathing creates global warming? No, no one is saying that when people say global warming is "man made". They mean, Ricky boy, that our actions like pollution causes global  warming, not breathing. How stupid can you be?

The smartest candidate with the shadiest character is Newt Gingrich who left his second wife on her death bed to get with his current stepford wife while prosecuting a President for getting a b.j. in the oval office all at the same time. This is man who wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit him on his his Newt. The former speaker of the house denies he is part of the Washington culture...I mean, he was SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and number 3 to the President. He truly has a talent for historical revisionism and outright lies, but what do you expect from someone named after a reptile.

The entire GOP field lacks intelligence, character, and integrity with a religion infused anti intellectualism that makes the US look like a bunch of fools who can't pick a person that can read a newspaper, much less a grade school term paper. At this point, I would consider them well read if they made through a Sear's catalogue. Since they took control of the House they have shown us that they should never have the reigns of power in any capacity ever again.




If we elect any one of these sad clowns the jokes on us.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Why Republicans Hate Romney



 He's a Mormon and a cult member. His God is not as good as their God. The GOP is determined pander to the base and the American people with a religious litmus test. This is why they are speed dating candidates who lack the most basic knowledge of anything. First they wanted category 5 Moron Michelle and her closeted husband who believes it's feasible to pray the gay out of people, then they wanted a pseudo Bush who is dumber, gayer and more gun toting-er than a member of the Crips. Lastly we have our real life minstrel show, Herman Cain, who literally breaks out in an old negro spiritual while channeling the power of the Fuhrer saying nothing more than "9-9-9".  The most infamous and insane Mormon is Glenn Beck, so we know Mormonism churns out loons. I'm just saying what everyone else down here in the deep, deep South doesn’t even have to say — we’re still not convinced that the Catholics aren’t going to hell because they worship Mary, changed the Ten Commandments and are idolaters (and they drink!). But the Bible changed anyway...and the fact that people in the South can admit that out loud means that people here reads and that's rare.

So, what’s the big deal? I know, I know, the primaries and all that, but really, Perry has the evangelical vote sewn up. That should scare the hell out of everyone...

Why do Evangelicals consider Mormonism a cult? "What is a cult?" But it is not enough to ask modern pastors or Christians for their definition because they are obviously threatened by the growth of Mormonism and want to make sure they use--or create--a definition that nails the Mormons. Many seem to have a working definition of cult as "anything I disagree with." I consider a true cult any religion not 2,000 years or older, even though every religion fits the text book definition of cult. Webster defines cult as:  A system of religious belief and worship. That which was the religion of Moses is the ceremonial or cult of the religion of Christ. So...it appears that Methodists, Baptists, Catholics, Jews, Protestants, Adventists, and Jehovah's Witnesses also fall's under the so called "cult" umbrella. We won't even mention the fringe groups like The Church of Scientology, Raelians, or the Yahweh Bin Yahweh's. The sad part is, the Republicans that are dismissing Romney on his God credentials know nothing about his religion.

What do Mormon's believe?

The Mormon religion (Mormonism), whose followers are known as Mormons and Latter Day Saints (LDS), was founded less than two hundred years ago by a man named Joseph Smith. He claimed to have received a personal visit from God the Father and Jesus Christ who told him that all churches and their creeds were an abomination. Joseph Smith then set out to begin a brand-new religion that claims to be the “only true church on earth.” Yeah...here we go with this again...every religion claims this one don't they?

Mormons believe that there are in fact four sources of divinely inspired words, not just one: 1) The Bible “as far as it is translated correctly.” Which verses are considered incorrectly translated is not always made clear. 2) The Book of Mormon, which was “translated” by Smith and published in 1830. Smith claimed it is the “most correct book” on earth and that a person can get closer to God by following its precepts “than by any other book.” Of course, because HE WROTE IT! 3) The Doctrine and Covenants, containing a collection of modern revelations regarding the “Church of Jesus Christ as it has been restored.” 4) The Pearl of the Great Price (those of us that read the Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne recognize this line), which is considered by Mormons to “clarify” doctrines and teachings that were lost from the Bible and adds its own information about the earth's creation. They have this "adding texts" thing in common with Jehovah Witnesses, Adventists, Scientologists, Raelians, Heaven's Gate,

Mormons believe the following about God: He has not always been the Supreme Being of the universe, but attained that status through righteous living and persistent effort. They believe God the Father has a “body of flesh and bones as tangible as man’s.” Though abandoned by modern Mormon leaders, Brigham Young taught that Adam actually was God and the father of Jesus Christ. Mormons believe that there are different levels or kingdoms in the afterlife: the celestial kingdom, the terrestrial kingdom, the telestial kingdom, and outer darkness. Where mankind will end up depends on what they believe and do in this life.

The Telestial Kingdom is the lowest degree of glory attainable, and is reserved for those who have willfully rejected the gospel of Jesus Christ and commit serious sins such as adultery, lying and murder and who fail to repent for these sins in mortality. These people are unable to receive either Jesus Christ or God the Father. So lying, cheating on your spouse and murder are all equal? Telling someone that I didn't eat that cookie is the same thing as dismembering a child? Yup, according to the Morons, I mean Mormons.

TheTerrestial Kingdom is saved for those who lived honorable lives on Earth but were blinded by the "craftiness" of men and were not valiant in the testimony of Jesus. These people receive the presence of the Son, but not the Fullness of the Father. This must be for the people that have common sense and never lied, murdered or cheated on their spouses but danced to the devils music while eating chocolate, fried chicken and drinking beer. This is where all the masturbators, video game players, and stiletto wearing harlots go.

The highest degree of glory, and the one LDS members strive to reach, is the Celestial Kingdom . This Kingdom is reserved for those who received the testimony of Jesus, believed in his name and were baptized after the manner of his burial. Entrance into this Kingdom requires a temple marriage and sealing.  People are able to dwell in the presence of both God the Father and Jesus Christ for all eternity. Latter-day Saints believe that eternal life is the greatest of all God's gifts, and the Plan of Salvation is His way of making it available to them. They also believe that every person has the potential to become a God with all the power and glory that God the Father possesses.

Here is my favorite: Another unique belief held by LDS members is that of baptism of the dead. Mormons believe that all deceased beings, dwelling as spirits and awaiting the time of resurrection and judgement, will be given the opportunity to hear and accept the message of the Gospel; whereas ordinary baptisms take place in normal church houses, baptisms for the dead are only performed in the temples.

Mormon leaders have taught that Jesus’ incarnation was the result of a physical relationship between God the Father and Mary. Mormons believe Jesus is a god, but that any human can also become a god. The most important and central focus of the LDS church is the family. Marriages performed in the Church's temples do not end at death; rather, both the marriage and family relationships are sealed for "time and all eternity." This idea - of an "eternal family" - governs their way of life; every effort is made to live a life worthy of returning to live with God the Father (and thus their family in the Celestial Kingdom).

Plural Marriage (polygamy; a man must have more than one wife to attain the highest degree of heaven).

The Curse of Cain (the black race is not entitled to hold God's priesthood because it is cursed; this doctrine was not abandoned until 1978).

Blood Atonement (some sins - apostasy( leaving the church), adultery, murder, interracial marriage - must be atoned for by the shedding of the sinner's blood, preferably by someone appointed to do so by church authorities).

More interesting beliefs in a nutshell:

God lives on a planet near the star Kolob.

  • God was once a man like us.
  • God has a tangible body of flesh and bone.
  • God ("Heavenly Father") has at least one wife, our "Mother in Heaven," but she is so holy that we are not to discuss her nor pray to her.
  • We can become like God and rule over our own universe.
  • There are many gods, ruling over their own worlds.
  • Jesus and Satan ("Lucifer") are brothers, and they are our brothers - we are all spirit children of Heavenly Father
  • Jesus Christ was conceived by God the Father by having sex with Mary, who was temporarily his wife.
  • We should not pray to Jesus, nor try to feel a personal relationship with him.
  • "God" ("Jehovah") in the Old Testament is the being named Jesus in the New Testament. (yeah...)
  • In the the highest degree of the celestial kingdom some men will have more than one wife.
  • Before coming to this earth we lived as spirits in a "pre-existence", during which we were tested; our position in this life (whether born to Mormons or savages, or in America or Africa) is our reward or punishment for our obedience in that life.
  • Dark skin is a curse from God, the result of our sin, or the sin of our ancestors. If sufficiently righteous, a dark-skinned person will become light-skinned. (good news black people, makes Willie Lynch look like an amateur.)
  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. All humanity before the Great Flood lived in the western hemisphere. The Ark transported Noah and the other survivors to the eastern hemisphere. (God bless America, screw history, who cares that America didn't exist until millions of years after the flood and that the Garden of Eden was proven to be archaeologically in Mesopotamia, i.e, the Middle East). For the love of God...I want whatever this fools are smoking.

  • The LDS Church is basically our American "Protestant Reformation",  mixed with UFOs  and good old fashioned racism, who happen to not be protestants, or do not derive from the theological tradition that originated in Roman Catholicism. Nor are they Trinitarians or Neo-Platonists does not partake of the post-Apostolic doctrines such as the Nicene Creed.

    What happens if one becomes a Mormon?

    You will be continually reminded that to enter the highest degree of heaven (the "Celestial Kingdom"), you will have to go through the endowment ceremony in the temple and have your marriage to your Mormon spouse "sealed." (If your spouse is not Mormon, or if you are not married, you cannot enter the highest degree of heaven.) To get permission to have these ceremonies performed in the temple, you must prove yourself to be a faithful and obedient member of the church and do everything commanded by the church authorities, from the Prophet down to the local level. You will have to undergo a personal "worthiness" interview with the local church authorities inquiring into your private life and your religious and social activities.

    You will be expected to be unquestioningly obedient to church authorities in whatever they might tell you to do. "Follow the Brethren" is the slogan, and it means to follow without doubt or question. Discussion of whether a decree from above is correct is discouraged. You will be expected to have faith that the leaders cannot possibly lead you astray. Even if they should tell you something which contradicts what a previous prophet may have said, you will be told "A living prophet takes precedence over a dead prophet."

    You will be advised not to read any material which is "not faith-promoting."

    You will be advised not to associate with "apostates," that is, former Mormons. (You will be asked in your "worthiness" interview about this.)

    If you are unmarried, you will be encouraged to marry a good Mormon as soon as possible. When you do marry, in a wedding ceremony in the temple, your non-Mormon family members and friends will not be allowed to attend the ceremony, because only "worthy" Mormons are allowed to enter the temple.

    If you are homosexual, you will be pressured to abandon this "evil" aspect of your nature. If you do not, you will probably not be fully accepted by other church members. If you do not remain celibate, you may be excommunicated.
    In Bondage
    If you are a male over 12 years of age and "worthy" (that is, if you are obedient, attend meetings, do not masturbate,)  you will be ordained to one of the levels of priesthood, and, if you continue to be faithful and obedient, you will gradually advance through the priesthood ranks. If you are female, you will receive the benefits of priesthood authority only indirectly, through your Mormon father or your Mormon husband. The role of the Mormon woman is to be a wife and mother and to obey and honor her priest husband (or father). 

    If you prove yourself to be faithful, hard working and obedient, you will eventually be considered worthy to "receive your endowment" in a Mormon temple. You will not be told in advance exactly what to expect in this lengthy ceremony, except that the details of the ritual are secret (Mormons prefer to say they are just "sacred," but they treat them as though they are secret). As part of that ceremony you will be required to swear a number of oaths, the penalty for violation of which is no longer stated but until 1990 was death by various bloody methods, such as having your throat slit from ear to ear. You will be given the secret signs and passwords which are required to enter heaven. (Although most Mormons who have not received the endowment know very little about the ceremony, the entire liturgy is now available on the Internet to Mormon and non-Mormon alike.) After receiving the endowment you will be required to wear a special undergarment at all times.
    Purification for the youth

    Again, these are beliefs I suspect most people haven't investigated or looked into that closely, but their belief system has the same purpose as everyone Else's. It's nothing more than an organized system of control to maintain social order. Personally, I don't distinguish much of a difference between magic underpants, many mini or demi gods, degree's of heaven and glorified bodies, angels, everyone having a private mansion, robes and gold crowns. Is that not really the same thing? One person's cult is the next person's religion and neither belongs in government or as a qualifier to hold public office. God or whatever deity you believe in, if this is what qualifies a person for public office, if this is the best that we can do, then we are dead as society already.

     Romney, Perry, Cain, Bachmann they are all fruit from the same poisonous tree of lunacy. March on Christian soldiers, and take your country off a cliff!



    Monday, October 17, 2011

    Anita Perry, Rick Perry's Beard Stars in Clueless the Sequel

    As If!!!

    Middle Aged Barbie
    I know it's October and it's time for scary movies not comedies, but Niggerhead lover Duchess of Hazzard Anita Perry is auditioning for a starring role in a comedy or she is really clueless.

    Two Republican Presidential Candidates have suffered personal tragedies that have to be addressed with great sensitivity and care. Magic Underpants wearer and Plastic Man Mitt Romney is unemployed while Rick Perry's son quit his job as an investment banker to work on his father's Presidential Campaign. What these two dopes have in common is that it's ALL OBAMA'S FAULT. Let's take a moment of silence to mourn the loss of these two men's viable income. Oh that's right, they are rich and they don't need to work, but it's all still Obama's fault that they are idiots right? Oh...cry me a river, I want to taste your tears, the tears of your anguish and your pain.

    Anita Perry, the wife of Texas Gov. Rick Perry, said she sympathized with the unemployed Friday because her son resigned from his job at Deutsche Bank to campaign for his father. How kind of her and her swashbuckling Bush clone to feel the pain of the disaffected citizen...How many of us can cry because we quit our six figure job on the Presidents economic failures? Are we supposed to 'feel his pain" or something now that he's one of us now?  

    "He resigned his job two weeks ago because he can't go out and campaign with his father because of SEC regulations," she said at a Pendleton, S.C. diner, in response to a middle-aged voter who lost his six-figure job and now works as a handyman. "My son lost his job because of this administration," she added. CNN reports that the SEC recently adopted stricter rules for investment advisers undertaking political activity. If people don't understand why that is, then they need some intellectual help.

    However, Thursday she said that he eagerly resigned. She recalled when her husband brought the family together to discuss his run for president last May. "So, our son Griffin Perry is 28. He loves politics, and he just couldn't wait. He said, 'Dad, I'm in! I'm in! I'll do whatever you need me to do. I'll resign my job. I'll do what you need me to do,'" she said in a speech at North Greenville University. Isn't this what Republicans call a CHOICE? Seriously...are we that stupid that we can say with a straight face, never mind...it's obvious she drinks.

    So, let me get this straight, resignation and losing  your job is the same? I guess in Dixie where you can marry your first cousin at age 14. Can the rest of us secede from Texas and from this family of yokels? Someone get this cumb dunt a dictionary so she learn the definitions of "resign" and "laid off".

     The 28-year old recently quit his job to start an independent consulting firm and to focus on campaigning for his father. He lives in Dallas with his wife, who works as an attorney.
    Anita Perry has been campaigning for her husband in South Carolina this week. She claimed how opponents had "brutalized" the campaign. "We are being brutalized by our opponents, and our own party," she said. "So much of that is, I think they look at him, because of his faith," she added, possibly referring to questions in recent days over Rev. Robert Jeffress, who endorsed Perry and has called Mormonism "a cult." She also compared his decision to run for president to Biblical stories of Moses and Gideon. Whatever that means...to her these are just random names in the Bible. Yes, Anita. Yes. Yes. It is his faith, why people are picking on him. Snicker, snicker, snicker.

    Bush The Sequel responded saying, saying he stood by her. "You know, family members always take these campaigns more substantially personal than the candidate," he said Friday morning on CNN.

    "I have the Rib of an Ass"
    Translation: My family is Dumber than a box of rocks. It appears that when it comes to intelligence, Rick is smarter than his wife and that's scary. I knew President Obama passed those regulation­s just so he could force Griffin Perry to resign from his job at the Deutsche Bank so he could start up his own consulting firm and campaign for his father. More job killing regulation­s, right? Shame on you President Obama, enacting a SEC regulation that forces everybody who's father is going to run for office to resign from their post if they want to campaign for them, even if they were already going to resign to start their own consulting firm. Shame. Is there a website where we can make donations to help poor Griffin get on his feet?  

    Many on the Christian Right use the "victim" analogy on a regular basis to attack others. Such as, the "Defense of Marriage" act. In other words, allowing gay people to marry is an attack on heterosexu­al marriage, so it has to be defended. In this case, Governor Perry's attacks and the attacks of his surrogates­, such as the pastor who introduced him, resulted in some "blowback"­, which she describes as being "brutalize­d".  Let me guess... She is an evangelica­l fundamenta­list christian, made from the rib of an a-hole and feels that this is what you call persecutio­n from the President of the United States of America!! Get a grip.  Maybe being brutalized is being asked a question for which you and your equally stupid husband have no prepared answer. Did the Texas drought suck the liquid out of her already peach sized brain. You know they prepared and prayed for rain, and they it appears God said "NO!" What's next, is she going to blame the Texas wildfires on Obama too? Maybe she can blame herself for the fact that her husband will never be President and she can lynch blacks at Niggerhead Manor.
    Vote For Me
    News Flash: Your son lost his job because Deutsche Bank would not give him home time off while he worked on your husbands moronic campaign. He is NOT a victim of the economy, he made a decision - exercising his own free will. So how on earth can she justify blaming anyone?  This woman is as stupid as the day is long. Of course he probably got the job through his father's political contributions. Anita, dear, why don't you stick to baking cookies and serving as a beard for your closeted husband - and leave the important stuff to the people with, you know, some knowledge of the world outside the house?   You Betcha and Roll Tide!

    The Perry Campaign Slogan apparently is: Just Blame It On Obama




    Tuesday, October 4, 2011

    Herman Cain Plays the Race Card Then Denies It



    He isn't playing with a full deck either...

    Following a Washington Post report that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's family hunting camp in Texas once had the word "Niggerhead" painted on a large rock at its entrance, the Perry campaign is scrambling to control the damage. What were they hunting? Slaves?

    The word on a rock was painted over and obscured many years ago." Why was it there in the first place? Apparently the racial slur was still visible throughout the '80s and "as recently as this summer." Why was that rock allowed to remain after the 19th century and it be viewed as okay?

    Fellow Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain (Herb Cain) who is now neck and neck with Perry, according to a recent Fox News poll, took the opportunity on Sunday to call Perry "insensitive" for his handling of the situation. This grave injustice, coming from newly dubbed freedom fighter  and real life Uncle Ruckus caricature. He stated: "There isn't a more vile, negative word than the 'n word,' and for him to leave it there as long as they did is just plain insensitive to a lot of black people in this country," he said during an interview on "Fox News Sunday." Insensitiv­e? It's downright racist! I can just see the good ole boys sitting around drinking, telling jokes, burning crosses...­..Yee haw, good times!

    His comments angered several in conservative opinion media. Matt Lewis of The Daily Caller called his comments at best "premature" and at worst "highly irresponsible."  Premature? Slavery ended with the Immancipation Proclomation and that was in the the BEGINNING OF THE 20TH CENTURY. I think we have more Republican revisionist history. If this is "premature" I would hate to see late. How is it that supporting a country that was created in the 60's is just fine and something that we have to defend to the last man, but slavery and racial insensitivity is somehow premature. They historical scholar went on to say: "It was a cheap shot, and, perhaps is a signal that Cain is willing to play the race card against a fellow Republican when it benefits him," he wrote. Influential conservative blogger Erick Erickson wrote on RedState, "It also seems to be a slander Herman Cain is picking up and running with as a way to get into second place."

    The Perry campaign responded to the revelations about the rock by saying that his father painted over the word shortly after leasing the land. "Mr. Cain is wrong about the Perry family’s quick action to eliminate the word on the rock, but is right the word written by others long ago is insensitive and offensive,” Ray Sullivan, communications director for Perry’s campaign, told The Washington Post. "That is why the Perrys took quick action to cover and obscure it." Let me put my hip boots on, there is a lot of b.s. going on and I don't want to get my Cynthia Vincent bootie's dirty.

    Cain distanced himself further from his comments on Monday. "I really don't care about that word," he said. "They painted over it. End of story! I accept Gov. Perry's response on that." Yes, the slave masters popped you and you had to get in line. I wonder, how can a person who openly discriminates against Muslims and says that Blacks are brainwashed for voting Democrat and that they can't afford to vote Republican now become the lightning rod for Civil Rights? That's like Hitler fighting for Jewish rights. Herb/ Uncle Ruckus went to Trump tower and saw the comb over plantation slave master to ask for his blessing and to kiss his ring. It appears he was beaten, had his foot chopped off and re named "Toby". Maybe he was delivering a hemlock laced substandard pizza in order to get more authenticity from the owners or the job creators. Didn't this clown say that segregatio­n wasn't a big deal? "The water tastes the same in the colored and white fountains, what's the big deal?" I swear that was the quote..or very close to it. Man this GOP field is fun. Herb Cain makes me want to projectile vomit! He has been the most active race bater of this group, which in completely bizarre without even mentioning the obvious. Well...I already mentioned it.

    Sounds like Cain got spanked by the white folks who own the tent! How dare a black man criticize a white man for insensitiv­ity toward black people. He's slowly learning. It doesn't matter how rich you are, you are still black and they will bring you black in line. No matter what card he plays, the day he gets the GOP nomination is the day that pigs literally grow wings and fly. I will personally send everyone in America $100 if that occurs.  A Cain candidacy is as likely as a my Shih-Tzu learning to talk, fly an F-16, marry Angelina Jolie and win the Superbowl. Rihanna has a better shot of singing and dancing live fully dressed than Herb/ Ruckus/ Toby actually winning the Republican nomination.

    Does this mean that Herman Cain will not be invited to the picnic under the big oak tree at the Perry compound? Somebody should warn him not to participate in the lasso contest, he may end up in the tree on a branch...­.

    Lesson: Black and Republican = Just take the insults, tap dance and smile.

    Is Cain Able to carry this Republican nomination? His chances are between zero and not!

    Monday, September 26, 2011

    Herman Cain Delivers Stale Pizza at Florida Straw Poll

    The Herman Cain Crazy Train is off the rails
    Real life Uncle Ruckus/ Uncle Tom and deluded Presidential candidate Herman Cain got the insanity vote from the droves of inbred GOP Floridians instead of front runner lilly white plastic hair, empty suit  and magic under wear lover Romney or Bush the Sequel executioner in chief Rick Perry. The outspoken while nothing of substance comes out business man and former Godfathers Pizza Executive, Herman Cain won the Florida straw poll with 37% of the vote, with Rick Perry coming in a distant second with around 15%. Cain, a Tea Party favorite, has been very vocal about being the only non career politician( like being inexperienced is something to brag about), and spewed out his destructive 9-9-9 (close your eyes he sounds like the Fuhr of Germany), economic plan that would raise taxes on the low and middle class and cut taxes for the wealthy. Cain is also known for his fear mongering towards muslims and has been against any civil rights towards gays and lesbians. Interesting that a black man that grew up in the Civil Rights era can advocate the denial of Civil Rights for another group. Herman Cain and other Republicans don't seem to be able to make that intellectual leap and connect the dots. Cain winning in Florida doesn't mean much for him as he isn't likely to see much success outside of the state. The bigger story is the low numbers by Perry and Romney, who finished 3rd in the poll at 14%. The teabaggers drink tainted tea by the barrel in the south.
    Eff you, pay me

    "This is a sign of our growing momentum and my candidacy that cannot be ignored," Cain said. "I will continue to share my message of 'common sense solutions' across this country and look forward to spending more time in Florida, a critical state for both the nomination and the general election." You know what they say about campaigns made out of straw, Michele Bachmann found out.  

    Looks like he won the gullible over with his stuffed crust or he just spent more money like Bachmann did in Iowa. The very telling result is that Romney, without even participat­ing, came in only 1.5% under Perry who did participat­e.
    Common sense and Republican in the same sentence go together like shark and gold fish. Herman Cain reminds me of the caricature of Don King in Rocky V. He has no plans for anything other than parroting what every other "conservative" says. De fund, deregulate, invade my uterus, dismantle the board of education, and keep poor people poor or make them poorer.  In order to keep stupid people stupid and continuously voting for you, kill education. Nice...

    Given that we are in a war and our nation needs a better strategy or simply an all-out withdrawal from our current wars, Herman Cain admits he has no plan for Afghanista­n. This was Cain's response to Chris Wallace when asked about his plan: "The right approach is: the day I'm elected president, I will start on that plan such that the day I was sworn in, I will be able to implement the plan." Is this a pageant answer? The Iraq such as, like such as...This is absolutely horrendous­ly stupid as an answer. A presidenti­al candidate needs to have thought these things out before deciding to run for office. Bush just opened the flood gates for the underachievers. Why is he still here? My guess is the Tea-Cracke­rs keep Herman around like someone you use when your want to PROVE you've got black friends. Michael Steele was the first "black friend" and now it's Cain's turn. There can only be one. Guess he will have a cushy job on either cluster Fox or MSNBC after his embarrassing defeat.

    Who are the Republicans going to drag out of the mothballs next? Herman Munster or will they have a seance to bring back Nixon? Of course not, Reagan! Unfortunately Reagan would be a Democrat in today's Republican party. What people don't know about old Uncle Ruckus is that Cain clearly believes that his pro-busine­ss message is what GOP voters want to hear, (it's the economy stupid). But scrubbed from Cain’s official story is his long tenure as a director at a Midwest energy corporatio­n named Aquila that, like the infamous Enron Corporation­n, recklessly drove into the wild west of energy trading and speculatio­n – and ultimately screwed its employees out of tens of millions of dollars. According to a massive class action lawsuit against Aquila’s board of directors – including Cain – he allegedly steered employees into heavily investing their retirement savings in company stock, while at the same time shifting their business model from straight­ forward energy generation to risky energy trading – the kind of corporate greed that infamously brought down Enron. In the suit, it claims that Cain and other top officials violated a 37-year-ol­d federal law that requires employers to responsibly­ manage the retirement programs for their employees. Their pensions and life savings were lost.  So he wants to be trusted to head the fiscal health of the country and the world? Hell to the no!

    Herman Cain can never be elected President. He is a former CEO of many major corporatio­ns who has admitted to actively discrimina­ting against Muslims. If a single Muslim or Arab-looki­ng employee was fired during Cain's tenure as CEO, that person can now claim it was because of discrimina­tion.

    Herman Cain is TOAST or at least a stale half eaten anchovy and olive pizza delivered to GOP headquarters, and he knows it.







    Friday, September 23, 2011

    Rick Perry- Southern disComfort

    Is there any more doubt now that these evangelicals are hopeless and should be wiped out from the face of the earth?

    This man has been chosen and ordained by God or at least the morons that God speaks to believe and are trying to convince the southern church folk. Ever wonder why does God only talk to mentally challenged people and make them his messengers?

    Conservative Christian leaders are heaping praise on presidential candidate Rick Perry an early but important show of support from a vital GOP constituency. I remember a person they praised and supported 8 years ago, George W Bush, and we see how well that worked out. Apparently, the ghost of Reagan has inhabited the racist, ignorant body of head executioner Rick Perry. Like Reagan, they say, Perry is a big-state governor, a staunch conservative and, significantly, a fellow Christian. So we want the second coming of Reagan? I thought we wanted the second coming of Jesus. Make up your minds... Here we go...a fellow christian?! Again with this? 
    Perry, in turn, has suffused his campaign with religion, building on strategies honed for years in Texas politics. Yes, Texas a place where you can get raped, lynched, shot and executed while you get prayed over or told you are going to hell all in once spot. Not exactly Disney Land...

    He has huddled with social conservatives at a Texas retreat, hosted a high-profile Christian prayer rally in Houston (prayerpalooza) and recited his prodigal-son spiritual testimony at the late Jerry Falwell's Liberty University (basically a fly by night mail order clown college that has less credibility than the university of phoenix). Of course those of us that have common sense, know that it's nothing more than a cynical attempt to pander to the least intelligent and sophisticated among us, to vote against our own self interests, and to override all critical thinking skills.

    On Tuesday (Sept. 20), Perry said his Christian faith includes a "clear directive" to support Israel, a view shared by many evangelicals, who believe God gave the land to the Jewish people. Even though that's not historically accurate. Since Israel has only been a country for say like 50 years, after WWII, and the Jews were settled there in Palestine because no one wanted them in Europe or the US, so the West forced the Palestinians out of the West Bank and moved the Jews in. By force...we then gave Israel an army, weapons, excuses and the Palestinians got rocks. That's kind of the reason they want to blow us up all the time.

    Among Perry's supporters are famed cult leaders, blasphemers, thieves and cranks:

    Donald E. Wildmon, founder and former head of the American Family Association, is endorsing Perry. The Mississippi-based AFA organized and spent 600,000 to finance Perry's prayer rally, called "The Response," and later directed its 30,000 participants to a new Christian voter-registration campaign.

    "I think the overwhelming majority of what's often called the 'religious right' will support the governor," said Wildmon, whose organization boasts a mailing list of 60,000 pastors and operates 180 radio stations. "I'm going to do whatever I can to help the man get elected." Former Focus on the Family head James Dobson has gushed over Perry on his new radio show, calling him a "deeply committed Christian" and a courageous leader. Dobson was a co-organizer of The Response and will reportedly appear with Perry at an event in Orlando next month. Dobson, the one that blames every disaster on gays, blacks, the devil and pacts with the devil, the candlestick maker or the voices in his demented mind. I would rather be endorsed by a voodoo priest or Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch than Dobson.




  • Liberty University Chancellor Jerry Falwell Jr. has mused that Perry could be another Reagan and called him "one of the most pro-life governors in American history." Falwell also said he admires the governor's "guts" for suggesting that Texas could secede from the union. No, that's not gutsy that's stupid. Running for President of a country that you wanted to secede from makes no sense. How is he pro-life when he brags about killing 250 and sleeping like a baby at night? Pastor Falwell? Doesn't the Bible say thou shalt not kill? What about vengeance is mine? I know reading is not encouraged for women and blacks, but maybe I'm the crazy one or maybe you are just a fat bigoted racist who doesn't know what he's talking about just like your equally stupid father. You and your father deserve a special place in hell that isn't hot enough for the lies that you have told. The late Reverend Falwell must've burned real fast since he was about two hundred pounds overweight, no doubt eating 5 star meals while the poor people that sent in social security checks starved literally and spiritually.





  • Evangelical historian (that's an oxymoron) and activist David Barton, a longtime Perry ally, has circulated a 14-point defense of the governor's record on economic, social and immigration issues. I bet he has come up with Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs with little saddles and that Adam had to sleep with his daughter to populate the earth. Uh oh...that's not what the Bible teaches us. That's so unpleasant...





  • Southern Baptist leader Richard Land has penned an op-ed that portrays Perry as shrewd, deeply conservative and a lifelong evangelical of "genuine" faith. (Perry's account differs slightly. He says spiritually lost as young man before turning to God at age 27.)  What is genuine faith as opposed to fabricated faith? Isn't faith something you can't see, isn't it something you have to believe is there by it's very definition? I mean...give me a break... A lifelong evangelical...I only know of one lifelong Christian and it's debatable that he truly existed in the capacity that he was editorialized in, but he died on the cross. You know these "lifelong evangelicals" always have to turn to God by the age of 13, 16, 18 and they were all virgins when they got married, never drank or smoked. They were all perfect and dressed like a cast member from Silver Spoons minus the eating disorders but they probably were molested or the molester. Then again they never knew about sex, therefore since they suffer with sexual suppression and repression, then so must the entire world.




  • Grassroots activist David Lane, who organized "pastor policy briefings" featuring Perry during his 2006 campaign for governor, is reportedly planning similar events in battleground states, including one in Florida next month. Pastor policy briefings? That must mean more brainwashing materials straight from the forked tongue of the serpents, I mean pastors mouth. Lane was finance chairman of "The Response." Of course! They are going to come to Florida...the way to win is come to the pulpit, whatever the pastor says the blind sheep sit in the pew and nod in agreement no matter how stupid the statement. The pastor can say "the sky is pink with polka dot clouds", and I would bet no one would say anything or even notice that anything was wrong.
    In addition, Perry has been invited to appear with Dobson and Barton at a Nov. 12 event called "One Nation Under God" that aims to teach Christians to see "history and current events in light of God's Word, and how to take action that aligns with his truth." Oh yeah...more fantasy and apocalypse now hallucinations that could make Glenn Beck concerned for Perry's mental health.

  • Perry's very public "I once was lost, but now I'm found" spiritual speech at Liberty University last week got the media's attention, but it was his confab at a secluded Texas ranch in August that impressed the religious right heavyweights, said Land. How original, didn't the Marion Berry, the Mayor of DC say the exact same thing when he got caught with blow on tape back in the 90's? Isn't this the chorus to Amazing Grace? Let's be original, I mean if you are going to try to appeal to my Southern Christianity, try not to be so obvious.

    More than 200 social conservatives were there -- from black Pentecostals to conservative Catholics to Latino evangelicals, according to Land, president of the Southern Baptist Convention's Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission.

    "The general feeling people came away with is that this guy is the real deal," said Land, who attended. "I don't see how the meeting could have gone any better for Perry."
    Mark DeMoss, who heads a Christian public relations agency and advises Mitt Romney's rival campaign, said he is not surprised that many evangelical leaders back Perry.
    "A significant number of evangelicals have always wanted above anything else in their candidate, someone who shares their Christian faith and theology, and apparently Gov. Perry does," DeMoss said.  For every church leader that attended this blasphemy, their tax exemption should immediately be revoked. This is a blurring of the separation of church and state that our Constitution protects us from. I believe our founding fathers knew that our electorate would be so stupid that if people said Jesus enough times or if  our government said Jesus enough times, then science, math, history, facts would leave the world. If the American way of life would be "yeehaw Jesus take the wheel", then let's end it now.


    If so called mainstream evangelical Christians support this person, they deserve what they get. The fact that so many Evangelica­l Christian leaders support this extremist clown just shows how far Evangelica­l Christiani­ty has spiraled downward into a cult.  It's been a cult for a while actually. Perry is one slick "Christian­" in that he is subtly playing the Mormon card against Romney. Have no doubt that these hypocrites would rather not vote than vote for a Mormon. And so when the Dominionis­ts replace the government with their religion, it will then be decided that we should attack Iran or some other brown country with oil with nuclear weapons. They will do this because they believe that if they can start Armageddon then Jesus will arrive that much sooner. Interesting theory... Pastor Hagee, who is probably the Antichrist or has at least eaten him, is one of the people who support Perry for president. Yeah, that's why we feel we need to support Israel like a bunch of defective leeches...It is more important now than ever to vote. The future of the world depends on it, not just the country.  Of course it has been "the last days" for about 2,000 years, so take that for what it's worth...They swarm to this pile like moths to a flame or flies to a pile of cow pies. If man is God's best creation, then I would've turned the lights out and pulled the plug a century ago, or we would've been my cosmic joke. As Nietzsche, a German philosopher has said time and time again, God is dead and man killed him. I would like to amend that to evangelicals, mega church pastors, politicians, and so called christian conservatives killed him. Good job!

    I don't know what type of Christians these people are, but they don't follow any tenet of Christianity or any religion for that matter, they just bastardize the name for their own purposes. Evangelicals: the group that believes that it's appropriate to tell people that they are going to hell for being different, says THEM. The group that can't read the Bible yet misquotes scriptures every day and are unable to  grasp simple concepts like gravity and other things we learned in elementary school. These are the people that think that the phrase, "I'm not a racist, I have black friends" doesn't make them racist and that somehow who gay people poke affects them personally. Rick Perry represents the mentality of the south and if we want to look at signs from the Lord, then why has God tried to destroy the Southeast over the last few years with Katrina, Ivan, Ike, various tornadoes, etc...? Evangelical Christians in the south and their gross stupidity dragging the country and the world down. Since they have become active in the political process, it's been one disaster after another in their attempt to turn a republic into a theocracry. They hate the "Muslim caliphate", like they know what it means, but they seem to want a so called Christian one. I'll pass and welcome the next tornado to blow me away before I submit to President Perry and his Cabinet of idiots that thinks it's OK to secede from the union because we have a darkie as a president.

    The only people missing from the list of Perry's supporters are the Devil, The Grinch, The Joker, The Riddler, Two Face, Mr. Freeze, Mum Ra and Darth Vader and I think I would put more credence in these guys than the evangelical retard squad.

    You notice that Perry is always waiving a finger, and I ask myself "where has that finger been?" I know where he and his supporters can put it. SIT AND SPIN MY FRIENDS....

    Friday, September 9, 2011

    Barack Star went H.A.M. on the Congress

    Hoping to stem the tide of poor economic news and boost his falling poll numbers, President Barack Obama proposed a $447 billion jobs plan to Congress on Thursday evening. He brought out the fire and brim stone and almost seemed like the candidate that I voted for. (I wasn't drinking the Obama kool aid in 2008).

    What are the reactions by the tomatoes in the room?

    
    Watch the Throne Bitches, I shot Bin Laden in the Face
    Power crystal lover and empty suit Mitt Romney who has somehow created new math and rewritten history said "Mr. President, you are 960 days late." Really Mitt? Did I find a job today? I don't think I did. Why don't you and your plastic hair float me a million. No? Then shut up! You don't have to worry about that because you like to take over companies, fire people and claim that you are a great businessman. Maybe that's why you were so successful in the private sector, successful for yourself. You weren't a good governor, people in Massachusetts hate you for being the arrogant little prick you are and the habit of being for something before you were against it. You're record of job creation is lackluster my Mormon cult brother, because as Governor of Massachusetts you created a mere 400,000 jobs which somehow is more than the million plus jobs that Obama created. Maybe it's the hair gel or somehow math has changed.

    George Bush part 2/ Satan Incarnate Rick Perry said, "President Obama's call for nearly a half-trillion dollars in more government stimulus when America has more than $14 trillion in debt is guided by his mistaken belief that we can spend our way to prosperity.

    "Like the president's earlier $800 billion stimulus program, this proposal offers little hope for millions of Americans who have lost jobs on his watch, and taxpayers who are rightly concerned that their children will inherit a mountain of debt.

    "America needs jobs, smaller government, less spending and a president with the courage to offer more than yet another speech."
    Maybe, he heard a different speech than I heard. It was spending with *gasp* revenues, closing tax loopholes and trying to help the small business owners, etc...but Perry wouldn't know...the bill requires reading and D and F students don't or are unwilling to read.

    Jon Huntsman, our Conservative in rational clothing, and the other power crystal magic under wearer, but who subscribes to every insane policy that the so called "cranks" believe in stated, "President Obama has failed. It's time for America to compete again. We did it in Utah and we can do it for America." Utah? The place where it's OK to marry your sister, and have as many wives as you want? Isn't that the place where anyone can declare themselves a prophet and build a temple with girls dressed like pilgrims running around who happen to be on public assistance? Let me roll with the so called Muslim that wants to bankrupt the country.

    Category 5 Moron Michelle gave her typical nonsensical response: I stand here tonight to say to the President, not only should Congress not pass your plan, I say, "stop; your last plan hasn't worked, it's hurting the American economy." Instead of temporary fixes, do what has proved to work in the past, permanent pro growth policies that are driven by the free market."

    These are not good times for the American people. Our patience for speeches, gimmicks and excuses has run out.
    (With you as president, the times will be much worse, as in the end of days)

    The only remedies the President knows are temporary, government directed fixes. And even if the President's plan passes, we already know it will fail. In practice, we haven't paid for his last trillion dollar jobs program and now his latest plan would have us embrace potentially over $400 billion in new government spending!
    Spending taxpayer dollars on extending unemployment benefits has proved to add only 25 cents to GDP for every dollar we spend. Even the President's new economic advisor agrees that extending unemployment benefits discourages future employment. Is she crazy? Speaking as an unemployed person, a long term unemployed person who has been looking for a job, this fool doesn't know what she is talking about. As lucrative as collecting $238 per week is, I think I would prefer to work and make MORE money. What an idiot little miss muffet is, and how embarrassing she is to all women. She set's us back at least 50 years every time she opens her mouth. I can't even talk about how stupid this woman is and how disastrous she would be if she were elected, but she won't be, that's how I sleep at night.

    Real life Uncle Ruckus Herman Cain simply remarked: "We waited 30 months for this?" Yes, rodeo clown, and while you are tap dancing around the Bible belt trying to convince white people that you are the anti-Obama, you still won't get the nomination. So, you need to learn your roll and shut your mouth.

    My beloved wife cheater and tweeter Newt the flip flopping slug just tweeted "1 min til halftime call. Join me @ 712-432-0900 and passcode 856495. We'll discuss my #jobs plan and your reaction to the president's speech." He's quite the plagiarist, I'm sure he will just jump on the bandwagon of whatever the lunatics say.  Too bad no one cares what he thinks, people would rather hear Kim Kardashians take on the jobs crises than his and his pirates of the Caribbean wife.

    Rick Santorum or should I say sanitatarium, the person no one knows, "Many say the President is a failure, but I disagree - he'd have to improve a whole lot to even be considered a failure. The President's speech tonight was more of the same failed policies and empty rhetoric that got him elected and got us in this mess. Sadly, the President seems to have forgotten his own charge that our country should come before party or his own even re-election. Instead President Obama kicked off his campaign for reelection in the most disingenuous way possible - by using the Congress as a his political toy." Well...if that's the case Pretty Ricky, he must've used the Republican playbook as a model. By the way, who are you? No one talks about you? You aren't even in office, you are the male Sarah Palin but you use words with more than one syllable and complex syntax. Yes, it's ALL Obama's fault, you are correct. He did it by himself. Who cares about your opinion anyway, you are a non factor and you won't be president, because NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU! Mic drop.


    These Republican candidates need to take classes in remedial math and ethics classes, too. I don't even know where to start… but I suppose it begins with addressing the disingenuo­us premise they all base their rhetoric on, that Obama's policies a) caused all these problems and b) are an abject failure.

    First we need some facts to offset the hyper-blam­e they've all launched into. Then we need to imagine any of them at the helm, stripping regulation­, revenue (0% corporate tax rate? 0% capital gains tax rate? really? If we have no revenue from those richest of sources, where will our money to operate ANY government come from? Finally making our 'free market' one that resembles China's, that is, "competiti­ve" by eliminatin­g minimum wages, pollution controls, and labor standards.­..Because, of course, each of these dim bulbs has a much better plan for job creation..oh wait...that's right...they don't. Except turn us into China. Figuratively speaking. They all seem to agree that the poor have too much money and don't work hard enough.  They should all consider careers in the NBA, they are experts at trash talk without any substance.

    I'm sure they will be on message tomorrow, there leader Big Bad Bloated and drug addicted Rush Limbaugh will have all the legislative strategy for the GOP along with the racial epithets to spare.




    Thursday, September 8, 2011

    Rick Perry Shows His Christian Love

    Delusions of Grandeur
    When you rule from a sense of perfect infallibility­, you've crossed over into delusional tyrant.

    During the GOP debate Wednesday night, Williams asked without naming Willingham, or going at Perry armed with the science that undermined the prosecution's case.
    Williams simply asked in general if Perry had ever struggled with the idea that someone who was killed via capital punishment was innocent. The weak sauce allowed Perry to wriggle off the hook: "No, sir. I've never struggled with that at all. The state of Texas has a very thoughtful, a very clear process in place of which -- when someone commits the most heinous of crimes against our citizens, they get a fair hearing, they go through an appellate process, they go up to the Supreme Court of the United States, if that's required.
    "But in the state of Texas, if you come into our state and you kill one of our children, you kill a police officer, you're involved with another crime and you kill one of our citizens, you will face the ultimate justice in the state of Texas, and that is, you will be executed."

    Williams plodded ahead with a sentimental follow-up, asking Perry to react to the fact that members of the audience applauded when hearing Perry has executed 234 individuals. (Conservatives have shown their love of God with their raucous applause), Perry replied, "I think Americans understand justice. I think Americans are clearly, in the vast majority of -- of cases, supportive of capital punishment. When you have committed heinous crimes against our citizens -- and it's a state-by-state issue, but in the state of Texas, our citizens have made that decision, and they made it clear, and they don't want you to commit those crimes against our citizens. And if you do, you will face the ultimate justice."



    The most disturbing part of all this is, not so much that there is a radical conservati­ve extremist, self imagined demigod with wildly illogical and amoral ideologies is running for office ...

    But, the stunning reality that so many GOD FEARING Americans would willingly embrace someone with such dubious character and questionab­le ethics.  America won't be satisfied until Lucifer himself is running the country, just as long as he's a the right complexion and he speaks their language.  Actually I would have no problem voting for Lucifer because he would be able to govern without all of the relgious pandering that the GOP serves up year after year. Plus, Lucifer believes in science, that's a win/ win.  Republican­s, big on small government­, and big on Jesus , yet big on executions­. Go figure...The hypocrisy is stunning. I don't know what God these people serve, but he is not one that deserves my tithes and offerings. Oh but, I'm not white so, it's ok. Isn't there a commandment about killing? Doesn't Jesus talk about helping the poor, weak and disenfranchised? What am I saying? That's been replaced by running through a pit of money, child molestation, and feel good preaching promising that I'm going to get rich if only I tithe more and more money that I don't make. Then I have to wonder how did my pastor get a Bentley and make excuses as to why he's prosperous and I'm not.
    No Pictures? Problem...
    This continues to be a paradox for all Republicans...on the one hand all life is sacred so I am against abortions and on the other hand I don’t struggle about executing a possible innocent person...  

    Capitol punishment is barbaric and places us on the same level as the Islamic nations who stone people to death and practice summary beheadings and mamings, you know the gas station attendants that want to blow us up?  Capitol punishment doesn't deter crime, that's a statistical fact, it's state sanctioned murder and vengeance. What is achieved after the state gets their pound of flesh by lethal injection? Wet hands? Post homicidal depression? Vengeance is mine said the Lord, or do we just pick and choose scriptures now? Since we love Bible stories, you Jesus tea people, didn't God allow Cain to live after he killed his brother? Was God wrong? Didn't God allow David to remain King after he set up Bathsheba's husband after he had him killed? Was he wrong again? God let 2 people slide? Isn't God infallible? At least according to the Bible that you so called Christians never read that was written by men, in order to control you the peasantry? Texas and the idiots that applauded in the audience would have God himself put to death, but those mindless idiots claim to be Christians but apparently have never read a Bible. Clearly, they get their religion from a Tom Clancey novel and not from the actual Bible that the claim to revere so much. Not enough pictures. But to Republicans, Ronald Reagan is God the savior, who died for our sins and bleeds red, white and blue.

    That is who Perry is on par with, the terrorists... nice applause line audience.  What a cruel, chilling and cold-blood­ed response by the Republican audience. Perry is beyond one's worst nightmare.  He's Bush Redux. He's never been bothered or distracted by things like empathy, kindness, caring, ethics, or doubt. Blinders on, full speed ahead.  I mean faith... All christian.­.. all the time.
    Politician­s = Profession­al Liars.

    Voters = Profession­al Rubes


    CAPITOL PUNISHMENT~ CAUSE THAT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD DO  

    Monday, August 22, 2011

    Rick Perry- Evolution in Reverse

    Rick Perry is taking Bush's title as "The Incurious Little Monkey" with each passing day. Why would anyone want to go down this road again?


    I Love Jesus, But I Learned Alot from Satan
    George Bush Rick Perry continued to voice skepticism about evolution during a campaign stop in South Carolina Friday, telling a supporter "God is how we got here." Really Pretty Ricky? Says who? Where did you come by this information?

    On Thursday, in New Hampshire, Bush Reloaded told a woman and her son that he regarded evolution as "a theory that's out there" and one that's "got some gaps in it.”

    When a woman in South Carolina congratulated him for his remarks Friday, (he was actually congratulated for pandering and misinformation. That's like thanking the Klan for lynching my great grandfather). Perry replied “Well, God is how we got here. God may have done it in the blink of the eye or he may have done it over this long period of time, I don't know. But I know how it got started." So...if God did this "it" over a long period of time, wouldn't that be EVOLUTION?



    I don't know Rick Perry, and haven't followed him,  but he's a sad Bush clone. But I have a strong suspicion that God ISN'T "how HE got here" at his campaign stop in South Carolina.

    More than likely HE arrived...­..........­..........­..........­..........­...via chauffeure­d limousine. I wonder what Jesus would have to say about that?  Most pastors would say that he paid his tithes and God was blessing him so that's why he was riding in a limo. He might have gotten here (on earth) by God. However, he will be using Satan and the mindless to get into the White house­!  

    Jesus Loves Me
    I respect Mr. Perry's beliefs and I will defend his right to express them, you know first ammendment and all. But creationis­m is NOT science, and in science a 'theory' (as in the theory of gravity) does not mean what he thinks it means. This type of ignorance makes him unqualifie­d to make decisions about educating our kids.  Almost all of the arguments I have seen and heard against Evolution are just plain ridiculous­. Even so-called Christians who are scientists like say Isaac Newton NEVER cited the Bible to uphold his scientific holdings. That is because the same well spring of knowledge from which the Bible comes from is a completely different well spring of knowledge from which scientific know how comes from. Face it, using the Bible to understand scientific findings makes about as much sense as using the Pythagorea­n Theorem to understand Shakespeare.

    "Evolution is just a theory"
    "We are descendant from monkeys"
    "Evolution is based on luck or random events"

    If you know anything at all about Evolution you would already understand what these statements are NOT what Evolution is about and are pure nonsense.

    Evolution is not a "theory" in the convention­al sense of the word.
    A scientific theory is what one or more hypotheses become once they have been verified and accepted to be true. A theory is an explanatio­n of a set of related observatio­ns or events based upon proven hypotheses and verified multiple times by detached groups of researcher­s.

    How would you feel if he Cowboy Ricky said the "Theory of gravity" is just out there?
    A scientific theory is not something that is yet to be proven, or do you still wonder what happens if you throw a rock up into the air?

    Evolution has nothing to do with religion. It does not explain the origin of life.
    It explains the origin of species. In other words there is room for a God. Evolution does not argue against it.  I do not know how life began. I do know and understand how it evolved.
    Questioning that fact is very troubling to me because it indicates a severe lack of basic first grade understand­ing.  

    Descended From Monkeys
    Perry wants Christians to pray to God for solutions to our country's troubles. I did and God said, "TAX Churches!"   Tax them, tax them until they squeak, until they refrain from sticking their noses in the business of government­.  And this is the best the Republican party can do for a Presidenti­al contender? The Republican party is lost, totally lost.  And all the while cultures that don't see a conflict with teaching REAL SCIENCE to their students, like China, are laughing at our leaders like Perry. Rick Perry, why do you hate America so much that you don't want it to be competitive­ in the future?  

    And Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are real too, dang it!!!   By republican standards, they co-existed with dinosaurs and unicorns.

    GOD is how Texas and the entire Bible Belt got to the bottom of every major quality of life indicator there is to be measured. GOD must really hate the South and I can't say I blame him. I hate this cesspool for the lowest common denominator too.