The GOP Clown Show

"A President is supposed to lead, not Read".

Is this a joke? I sincerely hope that Uncle Ruckus the singing minstrel is joking, if not then this is pathetic. The misinformation Cain Train continued after stumbling on a question about the situation in Libya just days ago, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested on Friday that he believes the new Libyan government involves elements of the Taliban.

"Do I agree with siding with the opposition? Do I agree with saying that Gaddafi should go?" Cain said. "Do I agree that they now have a country where you've got Taliban and Al Qaeda that's going to be part of the government?" Really Negrodamus? I thought the GOP liked getting rid of dictators that tortured and killed it's own people or maybe he missed George W. Bush's wild Iraqi adventure. The more imbecilic he appears answering high school level questions - the more money he raises and the longer his popularity numbers hold steady. Ladies and gentlemen - Herman Cain isn't what's sick in this picture. Making further moronic excuses, he says, "Do I agree with not knowing the government was going to -- which part was he asking me about?" Cain said, referring to the reporter from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's editorial board who asked the presidential contender about Libya. "I was trying to get him to be specific and he wouldn't be specific." Right, by asking open ended questions and letting you dictate the conversation, oh, how unfair, Herb, you must feel totally taken advantage of.

His handlers who appear to be on continual damage control tried to downplay the incident, saying that the video was "taken out of context" and that Cain was running "on four hours of sleep."
"He didn't say anything wrong or inaccurate; it just took him a while to recall the specifics of Libya." He didn't say anything at all. The Libya incident was in the stream of public knowledge for about 6 months, all one had to do was pick up a news paper, read a page on the internet, SOMETHING.

This man is a total embarrassm­ent. "Taken out of context." Cain is out of context. This man is extremely limited in knowledge of the world today. Totally uninformed and He comes across like a I would expect a HS dropout would come across. This country should be embarrasse­d that anyone would suggest or back this man for a presidenti­al candidate. Pretty much that can be said for most of the republican candidates­.  This very same "gotcha" interview, he claimed he wouldn't bomb Iran because they had mountains, as if he was unaware that we possess the technology to fly, or climb over things like mountains.

 Did anyone take the quote, "How do you say delicious in Cuban?" out of context? I thought every idiot knew that Cuba was a country, the inhabitants of Cuba were Cubans and the language they speak is Spanish. This stuff that Cain and the rest of the GOP clown brigade are asked about don't even rise to the level of foreign policy, it's just basic common sense and they fail on every level. The dumbing down of America has taken us to new lows.

How about Herb needs less of his pimp hat and more books. Even his wife isn't convinced that this jive turkey  can lead and be President against hostile Sharia Law loving nations like "Ubeki- beki- beki-stan-stan".

The other vaudevillians on the clown show are Bachmann who claims that she has never had a gaffe...a person that should have a psych drug iv drip infusion 24/7. This person believes that the HPV vaccine causes retardation. She also claimed that the founding fathers like Washington and John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly to end slavery. Lincoln wrote the Emancipation proclamation around1845 and the Declaration of Independence was written in 1776...That's some tireless work, I didn't know the founding father's were vampires. She as the self proclaimed leader of the Tea Party (Boston Harbor), went to New Hampshire and thanked them for being the birth place of the Revolutionary Movement.






Rick Perry claims that Obama has never lived the life of a typical American, and believes that he thinks that he is the "smartest guy in the room". As long as there is a piece of dusty uneaten wax fruit, Rick Perry will never be the smartest guy in the room. He went on to say, "He never had to really work for anything. He never had to go through what Americans are going through," Perry said. "We need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life and understands what it's like to have to deal with the issues of our economy that we have today in America." Really Pretty Ricky? Being mixed race, raised by a single mother who was on food stamps at one time, yeah, you are right, he just breezed through. Rick Perry's answer to drought problems in Texas is to pray for rain, he can't remember the 3rd part of the government he would abolish and that's HIS argument point. What's even more stupid is that he wants to be President of a country that he once wanted to secede from.

Rick Santorum, the homophobe in chief, loves to make stupid statements. Here are some his closeted statements, "I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does." Even though bigamy, polygamy, incest and to a lesser extent adultery, rape are all ILLEGAL, that makes no never mind to Sanitarium. He goes all in and follows his illogical statement stopping short of claiming gays create bestiality. I'm sure that has popped up somewhere in his arguments. He is a staunch supporter of Don't Ask Don't Tell because soldiers shower together. He is also a global warming denier, "There is no such thing as global warming." He claimed there's enough oil, coal and natural gas to last centuries, and that we should "drill everywhere!" Let's start with the holes in your head. "I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler," Santorum said. "And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 -- which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas -- is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors." So our breathing creates global warming? No, no one is saying that when people say global warming is "man made". They mean, Ricky boy, that our actions like pollution causes global  warming, not breathing. How stupid can you be?

The smartest candidate with the shadiest character is Newt Gingrich who left his second wife on her death bed to get with his current stepford wife while prosecuting a President for getting a b.j. in the oval office all at the same time. This is man who wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit him on his his Newt. The former speaker of the house denies he is part of the Washington culture...I mean, he was SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and number 3 to the President. He truly has a talent for historical revisionism and outright lies, but what do you expect from someone named after a reptile.

The entire GOP field lacks intelligence, character, and integrity with a religion infused anti intellectualism that makes the US look like a bunch of fools who can't pick a person that can read a newspaper, much less a grade school term paper. At this point, I would consider them well read if they made through a Sear's catalogue. Since they took control of the House they have shown us that they should never have the reigns of power in any capacity ever again.

If we elect any one of these sad clowns the jokes on us.

Are You There God? Please Stop Picking Presidents and Congressmen

Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth.

Herman Cain, Black Walnut, Uncle Tom, Sex Offender,  and now reincarnated Moses has made the proclamation that he has been chosen, "called" if you will to run for President. "I prayed and prayed and prayed," Cain told about 100 members of the Georgia Young Republicans in Atlanta on Saturday.  It's always in the South isn't it? "I'm a man of faith, I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I'd ever done before in my life. And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"

In May, before officially announcing her candidacy, crazy eyed category 5 moron Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) said that she felt a "calling" to seek the GOP nomination.

"I've had this calling and tugging on my heart that this is the right thing to do," Bachmann said.


James Dobson, leader of the Focus on the Family Cult, and one of the worst hate mongering bigots of our age, has made claims that God speaks directly to him and he knows the motivations of this entity called God. So based on Dobson, God hates women, gays, blacks, Haitians, Africans, Japanese, and anyone not white, male and rich. Most people don't know that Dobson is a psychologist and his authority comes from an ability to connect with people right at the level of their problems. This technique is employed by every cult leader in the most basic level of indoctrination.  He is a central figure in Republican politics because he is the central figure in conservative Christianity.


In video released Tuesday morning from a secret religious right-wing event titled “One Nation Under God,” Focus on the Family founder James Dobson warned Americans that if they don’t vote right-wing in 2012, they’ll be in “serious trouble” with God. I'm shaking...

 “I am most concerned about the drift away from Christian principles,” Dobson said at the media embargoed event held in late October. “Are we going to continue to honor God with the holy living that he continues to prescribe to us? If we don’t, we are in serious trouble. And right now, I think we are.”
The charlatan added: “I happen to see this particular election cycle as absolutely critical. We’re going to find out pretty quick which direction we’re going. And if it’s going to be as it was in the past, I hate to say it, but we deserve what’s coming to us.” Who did he say it to? Did He speak to you? What language? Got a CD or a stone tablet? How about a witness? You are confused, ignorant or missed a dose of some psychotropic meds. One day you will admit that pink elephants are carrying the world through space. This from the person that claimed that the September 11th attacks was because of abortion, profanity and other immorality. He thinks that strong willed children wish to be spanked and they should get there wish. (i.e. people that think differently than him, they should beaten into submission).

Dobson translation: If the Americans don't vote for the craziest anti-American Republican, then we Christians have no choice but to start shooting everyone in sight. God said so!      

Ignore for the moment the fact that America's "founding fathers" were mostly atheists, Humanists, and Deists who loathed and despised Christianity, even though most of them belonged (but did not attend) State churches. Even if the so called Reverend James Dobson's lie that the founders were neo-fascist Fundamentalist Christians such as himself were true, that does not mean America should become the theocracy Reverend James Dobson desires. 


If one wishes to see the results of Reverend James Dobson's plans for America, one need only look at the nation of Iran: there, one will see the future of the phony Reverend James Dobson's dreams. Freedom to worship as one please will be revoked, and the "real, true" version of Christianity will be inflicted upon the citizenry--- if not overtly, then covertly via "school vouchers," "equal time" for Creationism occult beliefs, and "school prayer."


Isn't it uncanny how God's view of things so closely matches the views of the self-appointed expositors of WHAT GOD WANTS!!!?? Seems to me that God should be left out of things political, so as not to make him look foolish. Didn't God supposedly tell all three of Michelle, Rick and Hermann, that each should run for president? After all, the three candidates told us that God had said so, and far be it from anyone of them to tell a lie!!! They are politicians and politicians are to be implicitly trusted.

There should be a compulsory ban on dragging God into grubby partisan politicking, and it should be an automatic expulsion from the candidate list of any hopeful who sanctimoniously informs the electorate that "God told me to run". If God gives a rat's behind about American politics when it steps on one of his admonitions and not when it affects the poor or dying, then something is seriously wrong.

This God is best left to the Old Testament, or better yet, Dr. Seuss.

Harold Camping Apologizes For Lying to The Gullible

It may come as no shock to anyone that the world did NOT end on the predicted date of 10/21/11 by false prophet and charlatan Harold Camping. After making 20 years of false predictions, Camping has decided to throw in the towel and retire. Camping seemed merely "disappointed" by his failed predictions, now racked with bad feelings that he is no longer in a position to lead the ministry.  Most people who predict stuff like this all the time end up in a fancy white jacket in a padded room where medications are used to sedate and anesthetize.  I guess the millions he made exploiting those with a low IQ prevents him from going to a loony-bin.  

In an audio message posted on Camping's Family Radio website, the 90-year-old mental patient told his sheep that the Rapture did not occur October 21 because it was ultimately God's will. "He could have stopped everything if He had wanted to," he said. Yeah, just like a genie in a lamp, just rub it and make a wish and there you go. Maybe God doesn't like you, thought about that?

In addition, he admits that his calculations were wrong and tells his followers that "we should be very patient about this matter. At least in a minimal way we are learning to walk more and more humble before God." Well, we know your calculations were wrong, because the rapture didn't happen, the three times you claimed it would. I bet he did the budget for Herb Cain's 9-9-9 plan. How much patience do people need? 20 years of lies? 2000 years? He said he cracked the Bible code, whatever that means, and KNEW when the world was going to end, even if the Bible explictly states that there is no pre-tribulation rapture. If there were one, along with Jesus returning to fight the forces of the anti-christ described in Revelation, that would have Jesus being on earth 3 times, not twice. Pre-tribulation rapture is a theory that was based on the fantasy of 3 different people and just repeated as part of Protestant Judeo Christian myth. Learning about this isn't that difficult, it requires a simple internet search which takes all of 15 seconds.

Camping also apologized for a controversial comment saying that God had stopped saving people who did not believe in his May 21 spiritual judgment day predictions. Camping points out that believers must continue studying the Bible, praying, and remembering that God is in charge.

Where is his faith? He should have continued predicting the end of the world. He would eventually have gotten it right or have died. His mistake was making the date too soon. I hope the next "prophet" does a better job. maybe add some magic underwear or something.  

So, it seems that the post rapture looting is out, I really wanted some Louboutins for the low. Is he refunding the money that he fleeced from his gullible followers that sold their homes, liquidated their bank accounts and made complete fools of themselves on national television. Just like most other Christian fundamenta­list ministers, he is a gigantic fraud. If only the public would also recognize the other charlatans like Ted Haggard, Joel Osteen, Jerry Falwell, John Hagee, Jimmy Swaggart and the rest of the starting line up on the TBN (the blasphemy network) are just as phoney as Camping, this world would be a better place.  

The only good news in this comedy of errors is that the jerk is over 90 years of age and can hardly enjoy the fruits of his blasphemou­s endeavors. It should be a mortal sin to act or speak in such a way so as to pretend to be somehow officially connected with "God." On the other hand, there will always be suckers in this world who will buy any line of "bull" if it gives them hope.

Blasphemy­: the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.  

The next so called "prophet" needs to have rocks placed in his or her pocket and thrown in the ocean, if he or she drowns then they are false prophets. If they float, then they are prophets, but since we won't be sure of which deity they speak for, they should be burned at the stake. I got dibs on the marshmallows!

I have half a mind to sue this guy, we were promised a bunch of raptures and we never got one. I'm saddened, disappointed, shattered and not to mention raptureless.

Herman Cain On His Z Game

Herman Cain, the Little Engine that can't ever be elected to hold the office of President of the United States of America, is undergoing a joint book tour along with his phony campaign. Instead of going to primary states, like Iowa and New Hampshire, Uncle Ruckus has decided to take his medicine show to uncontested red states and peddle his brand of nonsensical rhetoric and propaganda. Cain is trying to be "the black guy", but not "that black guy". Cain has somehow become the Great White Hope to shut down Magic Underpants, Serial Flip Flopper Mitt Romney.

"The South looks very, very good for us," Mark Block, Cain's campaign manager, i.e. Creepy creeperton with the bad smoking habit from Cain's ridiculous web political add/ running punchline. Of course it looks good, the South is a backwards place that believes that when it rains the appropriate behavior is to get off of the phone  and be quiet because "God is doing his work". How about this one, if it rains and it's sunny at the same time, it means that "the devil is beating his wife." Yes people, these are the mental giants that walk the streets and are allowed to continue reproducing.

Cain himself plays up his Southern roots: His drawl grows a little thicker and he mentions God a little more frequently, to suit the crowd. "I am in Alabama because Alabama matters," Cain said at the state's party headquarters. "Ya'll are my neighbors." I want to move away from this cooning, pandering clown.

In the South, some Cain supporters say that supporting an African-American could turn long-held racial perceptions around. No Deep South states supported Barack Obama in 2008 and elected representatives in the state have become more racially polarized in recent years. Which is why it makes no logical sense for him to come here other than to shill for his book and pretend to campaign. Plus, set black people in politics back for another 50 years with his stupid pizza songs and "blame the poor for being poor" mambo jumbo.

Here is more news to further lower the civilized world's impression of Alabama:

Scott Beason, a Republican Alabama state senator, said a Cain victory, especially in the Deep South, would be a visible sign of progress.

"It would change the stereotypes that still exist about how people make their decisions down here," Beason said. "I think it's ironic that he will do better here than in the so-called enlightened states up north." "What folks are doing is listening to what is he saying and he is not afraid to say what he thinks."

Really Scott? This from the guy that called blacks, AFRICAN AMERICANS, aborigines. He was blithely unaware that aborigines are natives of New Zealand and Australia, a fact that most kids learn in a fourth grade world history class. I don't know about you, but I haven't seen any kangaroo's lately...It isn't all bad, he did get the hemisphere correct, so I guess we should cut him some slack. This guy is an elected official, A STATE SENATOR, so having him as a represented member of government proves that this is a state stacked to the sky of marginally retarded christian conservative nut jobs who can't see past things they don't understand, or things hidden in books. What earth shattering things are people listening to? Him saying God over and over? Singing old negro spirituals? How great the world of pizza is? Oh well, that's pretty difficult to grasp, but so is the fact that Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and The Tooth Fairy are all not really real. Using and addressing the people in double and triple negatives to pander to the "unique" southern charm? People in the South should be insulted that they are being talked down to and frankly manipulated by an idiot who can't even tell if he is for or against abortion  without a clarification and a retraction within the same day. Scott Beason's stereotype's are a matter of public record, you know the aborigine thing, and if he is so concerned about stereotypes changing, I would strongly suggest he begin with taking off his hood, take a fourth grade history course, and just wave the white flag in the face of his own self loathing.

Progress?? Does he expect the rest of the nation to applaud the Deep South for not being bigots finally??? God bless the Confederac­y! God Bless the New Aborigine Nation of Alabama!

Cain himself mocks rumors that he's simply in the race to promote his brand. "I've written some books," he said. "I don't want no TV show." How about, I don't want no candidate who can't speak no appropriat­e English...

So do double negatives equal a positive and he really means that he wants a show? That's what we learned in pre-algebra. Now I'm convinced that he wants a show and he is probably in talks with Cluster Fox, to spread more lies and imaginary facts pulled out of thin air about the Muslim Brotherhood,  ACORN, and the two lone members of the New Black Panther Party that intimidated the three people at one polling station back in 2008. He's already headlining his own minstrel show, complete with a white smoking monkey, creepy cowboys and a slow smiling white guy in black face, oh that's  Herb Cain, so he doesn't need his own show. Haven't we had enough of Presidents with grammar problems or people that feel they need to "dumb down" in order to be accepted. He doesn't want his own show, well neither did Palin, and Huckabee. Someone will start a Failed Candidate Network to provide 24/7 airtime in 15 minute segments for every one of them.  

Those of us in the South that are genetically capable of creating an independent thought never will, express it openly because they are afraid they will be excommunicated from the local mafia and pool of displaced pimps, called "The Church".

"They said I was the flavor of the week, but four weeks later the Cain campaign still tastes good!"

No matter how long it keeps or how tasty it is ...JUNK FOOD IS STILL JUNK FOOD.  

Why Republicans Hate Romney

 He's a Mormon and a cult member. His God is not as good as their God. The GOP is determined pander to the base and the American people with a religious litmus test. This is why they are speed dating candidates who lack the most basic knowledge of anything. First they wanted category 5 Moron Michelle and her closeted husband who believes it's feasible to pray the gay out of people, then they wanted a pseudo Bush who is dumber, gayer and more gun toting-er than a member of the Crips. Lastly we have our real life minstrel show, Herman Cain, who literally breaks out in an old negro spiritual while channeling the power of the Fuhrer saying nothing more than "9-9-9".  The most infamous and insane Mormon is Glenn Beck, so we know Mormonism churns out loons. I'm just saying what everyone else down here in the deep, deep South doesn’t even have to say — we’re still not convinced that the Catholics aren’t going to hell because they worship Mary, changed the Ten Commandments and are idolaters (and they drink!). But the Bible changed anyway...and the fact that people in the South can admit that out loud means that people here reads and that's rare.

So, what’s the big deal? I know, I know, the primaries and all that, but really, Perry has the evangelical vote sewn up. That should scare the hell out of everyone...

Why do Evangelicals consider Mormonism a cult? "What is a cult?" But it is not enough to ask modern pastors or Christians for their definition because they are obviously threatened by the growth of Mormonism and want to make sure they use--or create--a definition that nails the Mormons. Many seem to have a working definition of cult as "anything I disagree with." I consider a true cult any religion not 2,000 years or older, even though every religion fits the text book definition of cult. Webster defines cult as:  A system of religious belief and worship. That which was the religion of Moses is the ceremonial or cult of the religion of Christ. So...it appears that Methodists, Baptists, Catholics, Jews, Protestants, Adventists, and Jehovah's Witnesses also fall's under the so called "cult" umbrella. We won't even mention the fringe groups like The Church of Scientology, Raelians, or the Yahweh Bin Yahweh's. The sad part is, the Republicans that are dismissing Romney on his God credentials know nothing about his religion.

What do Mormon's believe?

The Mormon religion (Mormonism), whose followers are known as Mormons and Latter Day Saints (LDS), was founded less than two hundred years ago by a man named Joseph Smith. He claimed to have received a personal visit from God the Father and Jesus Christ who told him that all churches and their creeds were an abomination. Joseph Smith then set out to begin a brand-new religion that claims to be the “only true church on earth.” Yeah...here we go with this again...every religion claims this one don't they?

Mormons believe that there are in fact four sources of divinely inspired words, not just one: 1) The Bible “as far as it is translated correctly.” Which verses are considered incorrectly translated is not always made clear. 2) The Book of Mormon, which was “translated” by Smith and published in 1830. Smith claimed it is the “most correct book” on earth and that a person can get closer to God by following its precepts “than by any other book.” Of course, because HE WROTE IT! 3) The Doctrine and Covenants, containing a collection of modern revelations regarding the “Church of Jesus Christ as it has been restored.” 4) The Pearl of the Great Price (those of us that read the Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne recognize this line), which is considered by Mormons to “clarify” doctrines and teachings that were lost from the Bible and adds its own information about the earth's creation. They have this "adding texts" thing in common with Jehovah Witnesses, Adventists, Scientologists, Raelians, Heaven's Gate,

Mormons believe the following about God: He has not always been the Supreme Being of the universe, but attained that status through righteous living and persistent effort. They believe God the Father has a “body of flesh and bones as tangible as man’s.” Though abandoned by modern Mormon leaders, Brigham Young taught that Adam actually was God and the father of Jesus Christ. Mormons believe that there are different levels or kingdoms in the afterlife: the celestial kingdom, the terrestrial kingdom, the telestial kingdom, and outer darkness. Where mankind will end up depends on what they believe and do in this life.

The Telestial Kingdom is the lowest degree of glory attainable, and is reserved for those who have willfully rejected the gospel of Jesus Christ and commit serious sins such as adultery, lying and murder and who fail to repent for these sins in mortality. These people are unable to receive either Jesus Christ or God the Father. So lying, cheating on your spouse and murder are all equal? Telling someone that I didn't eat that cookie is the same thing as dismembering a child? Yup, according to the Morons, I mean Mormons.

TheTerrestial Kingdom is saved for those who lived honorable lives on Earth but were blinded by the "craftiness" of men and were not valiant in the testimony of Jesus. These people receive the presence of the Son, but not the Fullness of the Father. This must be for the people that have common sense and never lied, murdered or cheated on their spouses but danced to the devils music while eating chocolate, fried chicken and drinking beer. This is where all the masturbators, video game players, and stiletto wearing harlots go.

The highest degree of glory, and the one LDS members strive to reach, is the Celestial Kingdom . This Kingdom is reserved for those who received the testimony of Jesus, believed in his name and were baptized after the manner of his burial. Entrance into this Kingdom requires a temple marriage and sealing.  People are able to dwell in the presence of both God the Father and Jesus Christ for all eternity. Latter-day Saints believe that eternal life is the greatest of all God's gifts, and the Plan of Salvation is His way of making it available to them. They also believe that every person has the potential to become a God with all the power and glory that God the Father possesses.

Here is my favorite: Another unique belief held by LDS members is that of baptism of the dead. Mormons believe that all deceased beings, dwelling as spirits and awaiting the time of resurrection and judgement, will be given the opportunity to hear and accept the message of the Gospel; whereas ordinary baptisms take place in normal church houses, baptisms for the dead are only performed in the temples.

Mormon leaders have taught that Jesus’ incarnation was the result of a physical relationship between God the Father and Mary. Mormons believe Jesus is a god, but that any human can also become a god. The most important and central focus of the LDS church is the family. Marriages performed in the Church's temples do not end at death; rather, both the marriage and family relationships are sealed for "time and all eternity." This idea - of an "eternal family" - governs their way of life; every effort is made to live a life worthy of returning to live with God the Father (and thus their family in the Celestial Kingdom).

Plural Marriage (polygamy; a man must have more than one wife to attain the highest degree of heaven).

The Curse of Cain (the black race is not entitled to hold God's priesthood because it is cursed; this doctrine was not abandoned until 1978).

Blood Atonement (some sins - apostasy( leaving the church), adultery, murder, interracial marriage - must be atoned for by the shedding of the sinner's blood, preferably by someone appointed to do so by church authorities).

More interesting beliefs in a nutshell:

God lives on a planet near the star Kolob.

God was once a man like us.

God has a tangible body of flesh and bone.

God ("Heavenly Father") has at least one wife, our "Mother in Heaven," but she is so holy that we are not to discuss her nor pray to her.

We can become like God and rule over our own universe.

There are many gods, ruling over their own worlds.

Jesus and Satan ("Lucifer") are brothers, and they are our brothers - we are all spirit children of Heavenly Father

Jesus Christ was conceived by God the Father by having sex with Mary, who was temporarily his wife.

We should not pray to Jesus, nor try to feel a personal relationship with him.

"God" ("Jehovah") in the Old Testament is the being named Jesus in the New Testament. (yeah...)

In the the highest degree of the celestial kingdom some men will have more than one wife.

Before coming to this earth we lived as spirits in a "pre-existence", during which we were tested; our position in this life (whether born to Mormons or savages, or in America or Africa) is our reward or punishment for our obedience in that life.

Dark skin is a curse from God, the result of our sin, or the sin of our ancestors. If sufficiently righteous, a dark-skinned person will become light-skinned. (good news black people, makes Willie Lynch look like an amateur.)

The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. All humanity before the Great Flood lived in the western hemisphere. The Ark transported Noah and the other survivors to the eastern hemisphere. (God bless America, screw history, who cares that America didn't exist until millions of years after the flood and that the Garden of Eden was proven to be archaeologically in Mesopotamia, i.e, the Middle East). For the love of God...I want whatever this fools are smoking.

The LDS Church is basically our American "Protestant Reformation",  mixed with UFOs  and good old fashioned racism, who happen to not be protestants, or do not derive from the theological tradition that originated in Roman Catholicism. Nor are they Trinitarians or Neo-Platonists does not partake of the post-Apostolic doctrines such as the Nicene Creed.

What happens if one becomes a Mormon?

You will be continually reminded that to enter the highest degree of heaven (the "Celestial Kingdom"), you will have to go through the endowment ceremony in the temple and have your marriage to your Mormon spouse "sealed." (If your spouse is not Mormon, or if you are not married, you cannot enter the highest degree of heaven.) To get permission to have these ceremonies performed in the temple, you must prove yourself to be a faithful and obedient member of the church and do everything commanded by the church authorities, from the Prophet down to the local level. You will have to undergo a personal "worthiness" interview with the local church authorities inquiring into your private life and your religious and social activities.

You will be expected to be unquestioningly obedient to church authorities in whatever they might tell you to do. "Follow the Brethren" is the slogan, and it means to follow without doubt or question. Discussion of whether a decree from above is correct is discouraged. You will be expected to have faith that the leaders cannot possibly lead you astray. Even if they should tell you something which contradicts what a previous prophet may have said, you will be told "A living prophet takes precedence over a dead prophet."

You will be advised not to read any material which is "not faith-promoting."

You will be advised not to associate with "apostates," that is, former Mormons. (You will be asked in your "worthiness" interview about this.)

If you are unmarried, you will be encouraged to marry a good Mormon as soon as possible. When you do marry, in a wedding ceremony in the temple, your non-Mormon family members and friends will not be allowed to attend the ceremony, because only "worthy" Mormons are allowed to enter the temple.

If you are homosexual, you will be pressured to abandon this "evil" aspect of your nature. If you do not, you will probably not be fully accepted by other church members. If you do not remain celibate, you may be excommunicated.

In Bondage

If you are a male over 12 years of age and "worthy" (that is, if you are obedient, attend meetings, do not masturbate,)  you will be ordained to one of the levels of priesthood, and, if you continue to be faithful and obedient, you will gradually advance through the priesthood ranks. If you are female, you will receive the benefits of priesthood authority only indirectly, through your Mormon father or your Mormon husband. The role of the Mormon woman is to be a wife and mother and to obey and honor her priest husband (or father). 

If you prove yourself to be faithful, hard working and obedient, you will eventually be considered worthy to "receive your endowment" in a Mormon temple. You will not be told in advance exactly what to expect in this lengthy ceremony, except that the details of the ritual are secret (Mormons prefer to say they are just "sacred," but they treat them as though they are secret). As part of that ceremony you will be required to swear a number of oaths, the penalty for violation of which is no longer stated but until 1990 was death by various bloody methods, such as having your throat slit from ear to ear. You will be given the secret signs and passwords which are required to enter heaven. (Although most Mormons who have not received the endowment know very little about the ceremony, the entire liturgy is now available on the Internet to Mormon and non-Mormon alike.) After receiving the endowment you will be required to wear a special undergarment at all times.
Purification for the youth

Again, these are beliefs I suspect most people haven't investigated or looked into that closely, but their belief system has the same purpose as everyone Else's. It's nothing more than an organized system of control to maintain social order. Personally, I don't distinguish much of a difference between magic underpants, many mini or demi gods, degree's of heaven and glorified bodies, angels, everyone having a private mansion, robes and gold crowns. Is that not really the same thing? One person's cult is the next person's religion and neither belongs in government or as a qualifier to hold public office. God or whatever deity you believe in, if this is what qualifies a person for public office, if this is the best that we can do, then we are dead as society already.

 Romney, Perry, Cain, Bachmann they are all fruit from the same poisonous tree of lunacy. March on Christian soldiers, and take your country off a cliff!

The Two Faces of Herman Cain

Another day, another clarification...

The first chinks in the armor of the Cain lie train has occurred and has potentially threatened his "front runner" status. Herman Cain is apparently pro choice. That is a big no no to the God Squad. His exact position is: he is personally anti-abortion but believes it's "not the government's role ... to make that decision". That flies in the face of the Evangelical Christians who believe it's their life's mission to legislate what a woman does with her uterus. Iowa Caucus goers believe foolishly that Roe v. Wade can and must be overturned even after 30 years of unsuccessful attempts to change settled law.

Uncle Ruckus, the dancing fool, put out a statement late in the day on Thursday trying to clarify his position, but he still did not address the 1973 Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion, raising questions about whether he believes in the legal right to abortion despite his strenuous rhetoric in the past claiming to be, in his own words, "pro-life." Because pro-life and pro choice really has to be clarified to those that don't understand what those terms mean. Here is the Republican dilemma. You have to be a nut to get the Republican candidacy but then you can't get elected in the general election.  

Cain said he thought the question he was asked by CNN's Piers Morgan on Wednesday night was "whether that I, as president, would simply 'order' people to not seek an abortion."

"My answer was focused on the role of the President. The President has no constitutional authority to order any such action by anyone. That was the point I was trying to convey. As to my political policy view on abortion, I am 100% pro-life. End of story. I will appoint judges who understand the original intent of the Constitution. Judges who are committed to the rule of law know that the Constitution contains no right to take the life of unborn children," Ruckus continues with his lies, "I will oppose government funding of abortion. I will veto any legislation that contains funds for Planned Parenthood. I will do everything that a President can do, consistent with his constitutional role, to advance the culture of life." There is no government funding for abortion, it's called the Hyde amendment, he's had his wish for over 30 YEARS! Planned Parenthood provides health care for low income women. It's not like there is an abortion factory going on at Planned Parenthood, that's GOP Cluster Fox propaganda used to indoctrinate the weak and feeble minded.

Cain was asked Wednesday evening by CNN's Piers Morgan for his view on abortion in the case of rape. "It ultimately gets down to a choice that that family or that mother has to make. Not me as president, not some politician, not a bureaucrat. It gets down to that family. And whatever they decide, they decide. I shouldn't have to tell them what decision to make for such a sensitive issue," Cain said.

He added a minute later: "I can have an opinion on an issue without it being a directive on the nation. The government shouldn't be trying to tell people everything to do, especially when it comes to social decisions that they need to make."

Cain gave an even more confusing answer to Fox News' John Stossel in July. Stossel asked Cain if there were "any cases where [abortion] should be legal."

"I don't think government should make that decision," Cain said. Moments later he said, "People shouldn't just be free to abort." He added: "Abortion should not be legal."

But asked whether a woman should have an abortion if she is raped, Cain said: "That's her choice. That is not government's choice."


So, the government shouldn't get involved in such a sensitive case? The intent of the Constitution does not order a person to seek an abortion or to not seek an abortion, but what do I know, I just took a class in Constitutional Law. If we don't trust the government to grow jobs, then why do we trust them or really hope they will legislate morality? PICK A SIDE OF THE FENCE AND WALK ON IT! Stop saying silly things like what you really believe Herb, that's an automatic ticket to the electric fence. He's worst than a flip flopper, it's like he has a split personality, is confused or is just counting on the fact that Republican­s are easily distracted by flag-wavin­g, scapegoati­ng & religious mumbo jumbo.

I wonder what the position of these social conservati­ve cavemen would be if  a woman who flies out of the US, got an abortion in a country where they're legal, then flies home again. Has she committed a crime?  Absolutely­, so long as they have committed the crime anywhere on God's green Earth, or even a thousand years from now even when they do it on God's other planets once we've colonized them in perpetuity. Will the government stay out of a girl's private part? Pro-life is an oxymoron for most people that identify themselves as Christians that love life yet they also support the death penalty...­They are simply "Anti-choi­ce"! Republican pro life people have to answer one question: Do they want more government involvemen­t in peoples life? (That way they can tell a woman what to do with her body and repeal any laws giving her choice or power over her own body) Or do they want less government and therefore have no say in what a woman does with her body? They need to make up their minds....r­ight now, they want more government for the things they want to do and less government for the other of us. Which is it Republican, Christian Conservative hypocrites­????  

The Republican­s are speed dating with anyone who can fog a mirror. Each and every one has failed after one or two weeks of scrutiny. The default is Romney, who is going to have one hell of a time getting into a debate with Obama. The guys flops around like a caught fish on a dock.  

What's funny and ironic is that the Pizza Man's undoing will come from a statement that isn't completely insane. It also proves that GOP voters are less sane than Author Herb Cain.

It's OK, Herb, you can go back to singing, dancing, and plugging senseless books, because you won't have the opportunity to control women or the Free World.

Sit Boo Boo Sit. Good Porch Monkey... 

Herman Cain..Dance Jigaboo Dance!

I Need a Laxative, Cause I'm Full of S*it!

Republican talking points.
"Not intended to be a factual statement.­"
"I have no facts to support me, but...."
"I wasn't serious, it was just a joke."  

How can he embarrass me and the entire black race anymore than singing and dancing on the stump in addition to making Pizza made of vomit with left over animal parts taken from the local animal shelters...Some how he has managed to become the front runner or should I say, the anti-Mormon candidate who is the anti-intellectual that doesn't have to explain anything only in black face.

The GOP says and does allot of stupid things to pander to the Southern Evangelical, overweight, sanctimonious, fear based voters, but Herman Cain continues to amaze with his brazen stupidity. In Tennessee, our Presidential want to be has claimed that part of his policy would be to build an electrified fence on the Mexican border that could potentially kill anyone trying to enter the country illegally. He then tried to walk away from that and said, "just kidding, it's not a serious plan." Well, neither is 999, but somehow that made him a front runner.

 Cain's description of the fence: "It's going to be 20 feet high. It’s going to have barbed wire on the top. It’s going to be electrified. And there’s going to be a sign on the other side saying, ‘It will kill you -- Warning.'"

Cain later added, "We want to make it easy for people to come through the front door. And we’re going to shut off the back door so you don't have to sneak into America." The presidential hopeful suggested also using armed military troops to help secure the border.

Auschwitz

The idea of an electrified fence also surfaced at a campaign stop in Iowa this summer, when Cain suggested America build a border wall similar to the Great Wall of China, going so far as to advocate a moat full of alligators. Clearly they don't have history books and is unaware of the deaths that it took to create the great wall, or the fact that the wall didn't keep out the invaders it meant to keep out in the first place. Maybe he is also unaware that they had electrified fences somewhere else? Concentration camps. You know how they love to invoke Socialism and Fascism everywhere. Why would we as Americans condone anyone living in a concentration camp? Are we that dumb here? Yes, because this dancing monkey is a front runner. Proof that Jesus died in vain...

 Cain's remarks: "I just got back from China. Ever heard of the Great Wall of China? It looks pretty sturdy. And that sucker is real high. I think we can build one if we want to! We have put a man on the moon, we can build a fence! Now, my fence might be part Great Wall and part electrical technology. ... It will be a twenty foot wall, barbed wire, electrified on the top, and on this side of the fence, I'll have that moat that President Obama talked about. And I would put those alligators in that moat!" How about a moat full of electric alligators­?  Or sharks with laser guns attached to their head and maybe a laser beam on their heads?

Tourist Attraction

A person with Cain's mentality should never be allowed to sit in the Oval Office much less a toilet. Yeah, State sanctioned murder to solve the problem with illegal immigration...a person that grew up in the Civil Rights era should really watch what he is saying, because he is on borrowed time. Does he think this will bring in tourism and help the economy just like his fictional economic policy derived from a video game. Only problem with Herman Cain is that he hasn't been a political figure long enough to realize that he's not supposed to actually say what he thinks, if he in fact thinks, and there is no evidence of that.   He hasn't learned the fine art of dodging a question, answering a question with a question, or answering a completely different question than the one asked. 

"Let's Electrocute People!" That's what you come up with and that's what the people in the Bible belt like? Aren't we paying too much for utilities anyway because of governmental mismanagement and now you want to add a 9% tax to fry the illegals? By the by, who will clean up the burnt flesh littered in the desert? Not the Mexicans because they will be you know dead, because I'm sure the signs will be posted in English. I don't do dead body detail...As we have seen in the debates nothing makes a Conservati­ve cheer louder than the gruesome death of someone they don't like and don't know.  How is that Jesus thing working for you?

It's great that Herb Cain presents his sour dough simple solutions to complex problems and the people eat it up. If it doesn't work, then he sings and old negro spiritual and the good christian white folk are at ease. They think that Herb is a deep tanned good ole boy. But, that good ole boy is still a slave descendant that will never be President. It would be so great for Americans to grasp the concept that we have been raping, pillaging and interfering in the affairs of various nations since the inception of this country, we take their goods, invade their lands, treat their natives like personal servants and use illegal immigrants as borderline indentured servants for over 30 years. NOW, the economy is bad and we have to punish the immigrants and not the people that willingly broke the law by hiring them or hold the Congress responsible for not dealing with immigration reform years ago.

It seems that everyone in the GOP/ Tea Party has a case of dementia and selective memory and never attended school EVER. Herman Cain once again panders to hillbilly xenophobes and hopes he will become the head nigger in charge.

Herman Cain- Proof that People that want to leave their mark on the world, merely leave a stain.

Herman Cain Says Obama Not Black Enough

So Now the President Isn't Black Enough ....

"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"

Herman Cain is a Magnum Dopus that he somehow comes off as perversely admirable to the republicans. I think? Adding to his resume of freedom fighter and bad pizza maker, he is now speaking for the entire BLACK CONSCIOUSNESS and informed head bull frog bigot Neil Boortz, the loon that said the President was the worst thing since 9/11, the newest crackpot quote of the day. No stranger to delusions, Cain stated that he could beat Obama in a general election, which is laughable, he also claimed,  "[Obama's] never been a part of the black experience in America,".  Let me add, that Cain calls the President of the United States "Cornbread" so I'm not really sure why he's trying to be the new Martin Luther King. He did sort of skip participation in the Civil Rights protests and he didn't go to Vietnam, deciding to wait for his number to come up in the draft rather than volunteer for service. Perhaps Cain is unaware that this term of endearment literally means a pile of crumbs and is an insult or he simply uses cognitive dissonance as a coping mechanism to shield himself from his own self loathing.

Barack Obama isn't black enough or can't understand the so called black experience? How does he figure? He has black skin! Does he think because he is of mixed race and was raised by his WHITE mother that he somehow had it easy? Living in Hawaii, does Cain know they are prejudiced as hell in Hawaii? Does he know that blacks and educated blacks in an all white environment are like a fabled white elephant? Does he know that blacks that have socialized primarily with whites have a hard time relating to blacks, not by choice or by lack of trying, but because of preconceived notions the blacks have against them? Does he know what it feels like to be a part of both worlds but never belonging or being fully accepted by either? This man had to have plenty of black experiences just walking down the street with his mother and grandparents. He had to prove himself academically in prep school, Columbia, and Harvard Law. Not only aren't there that many blacks, but there are even less rich blacks at Ivy League Schools, so what is Cain talking about? Glad to see the cultural self loathing play out on the national stage. This coming from a man who isn't a part of the current black experience­...He's not struggling­, he's not suffering. He said it was poor people's fault they were poor.  

Mr. Cain must have been living in another planet ... well away from that "Black Experience­" if he missed the fact that there's been a surge in white supremacy groups, race-based political rhetoric, intense questionin­g of a man's Nationalit­y, Faith and Friendship­s because he was black and even the most disrespect shown to a President by elected officials in Washington because he was black ... 
If Obama never had a so called "black experience" in his life, which is absolute nonsense, then he is having one now.

I have one question to pose to Herb Cain about this black thing: "What relevance does the black experience have to do with being President of the United States of America?" If he was running for President of the NAACP, then I would see this being important. Does he want to be King of Blacks and he is seeking to dethrone the usurper Obama who is the African/ American/ Kenyan/ Muslim who wants to make us sit on the front of the bus and Cain wants to make us sit on the back of the bus? Cain, who comes off with an elitist attitude will never get blacks, much less a majority of the country to vote for him, we just need him to understand that. No one wants to have a black cowboy president that every time he speaks loses more credibility.  Just another case of the pot calling the kettle not black enough.  

Cain has latched on to the fact that the Tea Party set likes it when their blacks talk in a soothing Southern voice reminiscen­t of old Uncle Ben who used to work on their grandpappy­'s property and bashes other blacks and tells them "dontcha worry none, Ms. Scarlet, cuz everythang is gonna be awright!" He is Clayton Bixsby reincarnat­ed this time as a rich wanna-be politician­ who will never be President. Sorry Cain, the"Magic Negro", you are Michael Steele's replacement only because he made the tragic mistake of thinking for himself.

Herman Cain can say what he wants about me and my ENTIRE ethnicity, but he isn't worthy to be elected to office of the dog catcher. It's funny that Republicans know more about being black than a black guy. Seriously -- Herman Cain is a successful black man, but that doesn't negate Obama's success as a black man! He's the first Black President of the United States in history. They have to own everything -- and they have the unmitigated gaul to look down on Obama because he's not really black? That is hilarious!  

When we dream, numbers often appear upside down. So Cain's 999 plan is more like 666, I think we found the Anti-Christ, but he might be too stupid as well as too dark.

Herman Cain Plays the Race Card Then Denies It

He isn't playing with a full deck either...

Following a Washington Post report that Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's family hunting camp in Texas once had the word "Niggerhead" painted on a large rock at its entrance, the Perry campaign is scrambling to control the damage. What were they hunting? Slaves?

The word on a rock was painted over and obscured many years ago." Why was it there in the first place? Apparently the racial slur was still visible throughout the '80s and "as recently as this summer." Why was that rock allowed to remain after the 19th century and it be viewed as okay?

Fellow Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain (Herb Cain) who is now neck and neck with Perry, according to a recent Fox News poll, took the opportunity on Sunday to call Perry "insensitive" for his handling of the situation. This grave injustice, coming from newly dubbed freedom fighter  and real life Uncle Ruckus caricature. He stated: "There isn't a more vile, negative word than the 'n word,' and for him to leave it there as long as they did is just plain insensitive to a lot of black people in this country," he said during an interview on "Fox News Sunday." Insensitiv­e? It's downright racist! I can just see the good ole boys sitting around drinking, telling jokes, burning crosses...­..Yee haw, good times!

His comments angered several in conservative opinion media. Matt Lewis of The Daily Caller called his comments at best "premature" and at worst "highly irresponsible."  Premature? Slavery ended with the Immancipation Proclomation and that was in the the BEGINNING OF THE 20TH CENTURY. I think we have more Republican revisionist history. If this is "premature" I would hate to see late. How is it that supporting a country that was created in the 60's is just fine and something that we have to defend to the last man, but slavery and racial insensitivity is somehow premature. They historical scholar went on to say: "It was a cheap shot, and, perhaps is a signal that Cain is willing to play the race card against a fellow Republican when it benefits him," he wrote. Influential conservative blogger Erick Erickson wrote on RedState, "It also seems to be a slander Herman Cain is picking up and running with as a way to get into second place."

The Perry campaign responded to the revelations about the rock by saying that his father painted over the word shortly after leasing the land. "Mr. Cain is wrong about the Perry family’s quick action to eliminate the word on the rock, but is right the word written by others long ago is insensitive and offensive,” Ray Sullivan, communications director for Perry’s campaign, told The Washington Post. "That is why the Perrys took quick action to cover and obscure it." Let me put my hip boots on, there is a lot of b.s. going on and I don't want to get my Cynthia Vincent bootie's dirty.

Cain distanced himself further from his comments on Monday. "I really don't care about that word," he said. "They painted over it. End of story! I accept Gov. Perry's response on that." Yes, the slave masters popped you and you had to get in line. I wonder, how can a person who openly discriminates against Muslims and says that Blacks are brainwashed for voting Democrat and that they can't afford to vote Republican now become the lightning rod for Civil Rights? That's like Hitler fighting for Jewish rights. Herb/ Uncle Ruckus went to Trump tower and saw the comb over plantation slave master to ask for his blessing and to kiss his ring. It appears he was beaten, had his foot chopped off and re named "Toby". Maybe he was delivering a hemlock laced substandard pizza in order to get more authenticity from the owners or the job creators. Didn't this clown say that segregatio­n wasn't a big deal? "The water tastes the same in the colored and white fountains, what's the big deal?" I swear that was the quote..or very close to it. Man this GOP field is fun. Herb Cain makes me want to projectile vomit! He has been the most active race bater of this group, which in completely bizarre without even mentioning the obvious. Well...I already mentioned it.

Sounds like Cain got spanked by the white folks who own the tent! How dare a black man criticize a white man for insensitiv­ity toward black people. He's slowly learning. It doesn't matter how rich you are, you are still black and they will bring you black in line. No matter what card he plays, the day he gets the GOP nomination is the day that pigs literally grow wings and fly. I will personally send everyone in America $100 if that occurs.  A Cain candidacy is as likely as a my Shih-Tzu learning to talk, fly an F-16, marry Angelina Jolie and win the Superbowl. Rihanna has a better shot of singing and dancing live fully dressed than Herb/ Ruckus/ Toby actually winning the Republican nomination.

Does this mean that Herman Cain will not be invited to the picnic under the big oak tree at the Perry compound? Somebody should warn him not to participate in the lasso contest, he may end up in the tree on a branch...­.

Lesson: Black and Republican = Just take the insults, tap dance and smile.

Is Cain Able to carry this Republican nomination? His chances are between zero and not!

Sarah Palin's Words of Mass Destruction

I AM THE ANTI CHRIST

Flavor Flav! YO TIME IS UP!

Head cheerleader of the flat earth party Sarah Palin praised businessman and Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain but also called him the "flavor of the week" during an appearance on Fox News' "On The Record" with Greta Van Susteren propaganda/ Scientology show Tuesday night. I guess she would know. Pot meet kettle was all I could think...

"Take Herb Cain. (His name is Herman, Herb Caen was a reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle, it appears she reads after all), Look at why he's doing so well right now. I guess you could say, with all due respect, he’s the flavor of the week," Palin said. According to that book that was written about her, she likes dark chocolate, sexual chocolate.

"Because Herb (His name is still Herman) Cain is the one up there who doesn't look like he's part of that permanent political class," the former  half governor continued,  still fumbling on the candidate's first name. "He came from a working class family. He's had to make it on his own all these years. We respect that." So, the Clown of the Week, Month, Year has something to say about the flavor of the month? Is she jealous that he is stealing her title?

The former CEO of Godfather's Pizza, Cain has managed to defy expectations in his run for the Republican presidential nominee, even notching a surprise win over former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and Texas Gov. Rick Perry in the Florida straw poll last Saturday. Don't worry, Uncle Ruckus will fade into the wind, because he is the "black friend" to the tea party to try and convince the media that they aren't racists.

I Beat Anorexia, but I'm so over this

Appearing on CBS' "The Early Show" Wednesday, Cain acknowledged that he may be the "flavor of the month," but said voters will find "more to that flavor than meets the eye." I love mixed metaphors...that literally make no sense. Can you see a flavor? I would think that a cooning pizza king would know that. Can you smell the color purple? You should, it's got nappy hair and dark skinned black people who look like runaway slaves that have a better shot of being president than you. Can you say Oprah anyone? She is practically a deity.

In addition to addressing Cain's current standing in the GOP primary, Palin also discussed the threats and fantasies surrounding her own possible candidacy.

"I'm going to keep repeating though, Greta, through my process of decision-making with my family and with my close friends as to whether I should throw my name in the hat for the GOP nomination for 2012: Is a title worth it?" she said, "Does a title shackle a person? Are they -- someone like me, maverick, you know, I do go rogue, and I call it like I see it, and I don't mind stirring it up.... is a title and is a campaign too shackling? Does that prohibit me from being out there, out of the box, not allowing handlers to shape me?" Shackles? Do the shackles come with a leather bustier, a ball gag perhaps?

What? Whats the matter boo boo, Sarah, cant ya read the notes written on your hands?? LMAO.. no one need bother doing a caricature of Sarah....every time she opens that pie hole she c­ontinues to do it all by her little lonesome: Herb, going rogue and all mavericky. For one who gripes about Spanish speakers, her English is abhorrent. If you only speak one language, you shouldn't suck at it, Caribou Barbie. Nicki Minaj, you better take a seat, Sarah Palin is the original Barbie.

Here is my poem dedicated to the little rogue maverick, maggot, barracuda:


Sarah, standing next to the curb
'Bout pizza guy had a little blurb
She had trouble stopping
Thinking 'bout toppings
That's why she called him a Herb  

Maybe when she says something in her critiques about the candidate from "Nantucket" then another poem will follow.

Let's run it through the Palinomete­r and see what that comes out, translated into English:

"I'm not running because I can't find anyone who wants to become my campaign manager. Every last one I approach calls me "unmanagea­ble" just because I enjoy spouting off completely fabricated nonsense intended to disguise the fact that I am woefully uninformed on the issues reporters frame their questions about. Not only am I uninformed­, I refuse to become informed and brandish my ignorance as a badge of honor. In short, I won't run for POTUS because I can't run without an organized campaign and I can't organize an effective campaign because no-one wants to manage a candidate who makes 100 to 1 odds look really attractive­."

Besides, there's more money and self-flatt­ering fame to be had as a Cluster Faux News contributo­r and pretend potential candidate - why on earth would she give up that sweet gig to take on all the actual work a serious campaign would demand? Will she actually sit down and study micro economics to learn how the economy works? Please...Don't mistake Palin for someone with principles - she just plays one on TV. I don't think anyone is buying that rotten bill of goods.

Beehive hairdo, cheap fleece top, bedazzled flag pin and she is making excuses about why she won't run? Here is the truth Caribou: YOU CAN"T WIN and you know it. Did you see Palin deep throating a corn dog in Iowa?  That was her crazed eyed clone Bachmann along with her Tutti Fruity husband. Silly Sistah Sawah pops out of her moose house to flibber flubber her spaced out comments to her equally "challenge­d" followers who follow her every word, to only show how dim and uninformed she truly is....Run Sarah..ple­ase...we miss our daily belly laughs and giggles, the only problem is she doesn't speak in complete sentences.

News Flash: Sarah, the minute you quit your job as governor, you stopped being a maverick at all. You simply became another fame-hungr­y grifter. Nothing particular­ly unusual about that, you are no different than the cast of Jersey Shore. Repeating the word maverick doesn't make it true. You just can't change stupid. It wouldn't be so hard to make up your mind about running for POTUS if you actually HAD a mind.

It's an empty space, no damage

She can hold her breath longer than most people due to the extra reserve of air she keeps in her head.  

Herman Cain Delivers Stale Pizza at Florida Straw Poll

The Herman Cain Crazy Train is off the rails

Real life Uncle Ruckus/ Uncle Tom and deluded Presidential candidate Herman Cain got the insanity vote from the droves of inbred GOP Floridians instead of front runner lilly white plastic hair, empty suit  and magic under wear lover Romney or Bush the Sequel executioner in chief Rick Perry. The outspoken while nothing of substance comes out business man and former Godfathers Pizza Executive, Herman Cain won the Florida straw poll with 37% of the vote, with Rick Perry coming in a distant second with around 15%. Cain, a Tea Party favorite, has been very vocal about being the only non career politician( like being inexperienced is something to brag about), and spewed out his destructive 9-9-9 (close your eyes he sounds like the Fuhr of Germany), economic plan that would raise taxes on the low and middle class and cut taxes for the wealthy. Cain is also known for his fear mongering towards muslims and has been against any civil rights towards gays and lesbians. Interesting that a black man that grew up in the Civil Rights era can advocate the denial of Civil Rights for another group. Herman Cain and other Republicans don't seem to be able to make that intellectual leap and connect the dots. Cain winning in Florida doesn't mean much for him as he isn't likely to see much success outside of the state. The bigger story is the low numbers by Perry and Romney, who finished 3rd in the poll at 14%. The teabaggers drink tainted tea by the barrel in the south.

Eff you, pay me

"This is a sign of our growing momentum and my candidacy that cannot be ignored," Cain said. "I will continue to share my message of 'common sense solutions' across this country and look forward to spending more time in Florida, a critical state for both the nomination and the general election." You know what they say about campaigns made out of straw, Michele Bachmann found out.  

Looks like he won the gullible over with his stuffed crust or he just spent more money like Bachmann did in Iowa. The very telling result is that Romney, without even participat­ing, came in only 1.5% under Perry who did participat­e.
Common sense and Republican in the same sentence go together like shark and gold fish. Herman Cain reminds me of the caricature of Don King in Rocky V. He has no plans for anything other than parroting what every other "conservative" says. De fund, deregulate, invade my uterus, dismantle the board of education, and keep poor people poor or make them poorer.  In order to keep stupid people stupid and continuously voting for you, kill education. Nice...

Given that we are in a war and our nation needs a better strategy or simply an all-out withdrawal from our current wars, Herman Cain admits he has no plan for Afghanista­n. This was Cain's response to Chris Wallace when asked about his plan: "The right approach is: the day I'm elected president, I will start on that plan such that the day I was sworn in, I will be able to implement the plan." Is this a pageant answer? The Iraq such as, like such as...This is absolutely horrendous­ly stupid as an answer. A presidenti­al candidate needs to have thought these things out before deciding to run for office. Bush just opened the flood gates for the underachievers. Why is he still here? My guess is the Tea-Cracke­rs keep Herman around like someone you use when your want to PROVE you've got black friends. Michael Steele was the first "black friend" and now it's Cain's turn. There can only be one. Guess he will have a cushy job on either cluster Fox or MSNBC after his embarrassing defeat.

Who are the Republicans going to drag out of the mothballs next? Herman Munster or will they have a seance to bring back Nixon? Of course not, Reagan! Unfortunately Reagan would be a Democrat in today's Republican party. What people don't know about old Uncle Ruckus is that Cain clearly believes that his pro-busine­ss message is what GOP voters want to hear, (it's the economy stupid). But scrubbed from Cain’s official story is his long tenure as a director at a Midwest energy corporatio­n named Aquila that, like the infamous Enron Corporation­n, recklessly drove into the wild west of energy trading and speculatio­n – and ultimately screwed its employees out of tens of millions of dollars. According to a massive class action lawsuit against Aquila’s board of directors – including Cain – he allegedly steered employees into heavily investing their retirement savings in company stock, while at the same time shifting their business model from straight­ forward energy generation to risky energy trading – the kind of corporate greed that infamously brought down Enron. In the suit, it claims that Cain and other top officials violated a 37-year-ol­d federal law that requires employers to responsibly­ manage the retirement programs for their employees. Their pensions and life savings were lost.  So he wants to be trusted to head the fiscal health of the country and the world? Hell to the no!

Herman Cain can never be elected President. He is a former CEO of many major corporatio­ns who has admitted to actively discrimina­ting against Muslims. If a single Muslim or Arab-looki­ng employee was fired during Cain's tenure as CEO, that person can now claim it was because of discrimina­tion.

Herman Cain is TOAST or at least a stale half eaten anchovy and olive pizza delivered to GOP headquarters, and he knows it. Read More... That's partly why he apologized to the Muslim community to stave off those kinds of claims.

An explorer in Africa who was captured by cannibals found himself being offered a hot bath, but as the water got hotter and hotter, realized that onions, carrots, and spices were being thrown in. He remarked “somebody is cooking something that really smells delicious”­.

I hope Herman can smell what’s really cooking.