The GOP Clown Show

"A President is supposed to lead, not Read".

Is this a joke? I sincerely hope that Uncle Ruckus the singing minstrel is joking, if not then this is pathetic. The misinformation Cain Train continued after stumbling on a question about the situation in Libya just days ago, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested on Friday that he believes the new Libyan government involves elements of the Taliban.

"Do I agree with siding with the opposition? Do I agree with saying that Gaddafi should go?" Cain said. "Do I agree that they now have a country where you've got Taliban and Al Qaeda that's going to be part of the government?" Really Negrodamus? I thought the GOP liked getting rid of dictators that tortured and killed it's own people or maybe he missed George W. Bush's wild Iraqi adventure. The more imbecilic he appears answering high school level questions - the more money he raises and the longer his popularity numbers hold steady. Ladies and gentlemen - Herman Cain isn't what's sick in this picture. Making further moronic excuses, he says, "Do I agree with not knowing the government was going to -- which part was he asking me about?" Cain said, referring to the reporter from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's editorial board who asked the presidential contender about Libya. "I was trying to get him to be specific and he wouldn't be specific." Right, by asking open ended questions and letting you dictate the conversation, oh, how unfair, Herb, you must feel totally taken advantage of.

His handlers who appear to be on continual damage control tried to downplay the incident, saying that the video was "taken out of context" and that Cain was running "on four hours of sleep."
"He didn't say anything wrong or inaccurate; it just took him a while to recall the specifics of Libya." He didn't say anything at all. The Libya incident was in the stream of public knowledge for about 6 months, all one had to do was pick up a news paper, read a page on the internet, SOMETHING.

This man is a total embarrassm­ent. "Taken out of context." Cain is out of context. This man is extremely limited in knowledge of the world today. Totally uninformed and He comes across like a I would expect a HS dropout would come across. This country should be embarrasse­d that anyone would suggest or back this man for a presidenti­al candidate. Pretty much that can be said for most of the republican candidates­.  This very same "gotcha" interview, he claimed he wouldn't bomb Iran because they had mountains, as if he was unaware that we possess the technology to fly, or climb over things like mountains.

 Did anyone take the quote, "How do you say delicious in Cuban?" out of context? I thought every idiot knew that Cuba was a country, the inhabitants of Cuba were Cubans and the language they speak is Spanish. This stuff that Cain and the rest of the GOP clown brigade are asked about don't even rise to the level of foreign policy, it's just basic common sense and they fail on every level. The dumbing down of America has taken us to new lows.

How about Herb needs less of his pimp hat and more books. Even his wife isn't convinced that this jive turkey  can lead and be President against hostile Sharia Law loving nations like "Ubeki- beki- beki-stan-stan".

The other vaudevillians on the clown show are Bachmann who claims that she has never had a gaffe...a person that should have a psych drug iv drip infusion 24/7. This person believes that the HPV vaccine causes retardation. She also claimed that the founding fathers like Washington and John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly to end slavery. Lincoln wrote the Emancipation proclamation around1845 and the Declaration of Independence was written in 1776...That's some tireless work, I didn't know the founding father's were vampires. She as the self proclaimed leader of the Tea Party (Boston Harbor), went to New Hampshire and thanked them for being the birth place of the Revolutionary Movement.






Rick Perry claims that Obama has never lived the life of a typical American, and believes that he thinks that he is the "smartest guy in the room". As long as there is a piece of dusty uneaten wax fruit, Rick Perry will never be the smartest guy in the room. He went on to say, "He never had to really work for anything. He never had to go through what Americans are going through," Perry said. "We need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life and understands what it's like to have to deal with the issues of our economy that we have today in America." Really Pretty Ricky? Being mixed race, raised by a single mother who was on food stamps at one time, yeah, you are right, he just breezed through. Rick Perry's answer to drought problems in Texas is to pray for rain, he can't remember the 3rd part of the government he would abolish and that's HIS argument point. What's even more stupid is that he wants to be President of a country that he once wanted to secede from.

Rick Santorum, the homophobe in chief, loves to make stupid statements. Here are some his closeted statements, "I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does." Even though bigamy, polygamy, incest and to a lesser extent adultery, rape are all ILLEGAL, that makes no never mind to Sanitarium. He goes all in and follows his illogical statement stopping short of claiming gays create bestiality. I'm sure that has popped up somewhere in his arguments. He is a staunch supporter of Don't Ask Don't Tell because soldiers shower together. He is also a global warming denier, "There is no such thing as global warming." He claimed there's enough oil, coal and natural gas to last centuries, and that we should "drill everywhere!" Let's start with the holes in your head. "I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler," Santorum said. "And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 -- which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas -- is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors." So our breathing creates global warming? No, no one is saying that when people say global warming is "man made". They mean, Ricky boy, that our actions like pollution causes global  warming, not breathing. How stupid can you be?

The smartest candidate with the shadiest character is Newt Gingrich who left his second wife on her death bed to get with his current stepford wife while prosecuting a President for getting a b.j. in the oval office all at the same time. This is man who wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit him on his his Newt. The former speaker of the house denies he is part of the Washington culture...I mean, he was SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and number 3 to the President. He truly has a talent for historical revisionism and outright lies, but what do you expect from someone named after a reptile.

The entire GOP field lacks intelligence, character, and integrity with a religion infused anti intellectualism that makes the US look like a bunch of fools who can't pick a person that can read a newspaper, much less a grade school term paper. At this point, I would consider them well read if they made through a Sear's catalogue. Since they took control of the House they have shown us that they should never have the reigns of power in any capacity ever again.

If we elect any one of these sad clowns the jokes on us.

Soulja Boy is a Racist and a Homophobe?

One wonders about his hetero status when they see this photo... Or maybe he's just a talentless dumbass that never should've had money to begin with. My question is why alienate people that come on your page who may buy your trash that you laughingly call music. Will "superman that hoe" ever make it in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?  NO! Will "get out the way, pretty boy coming through" ever win a Grammy? Maybe...If garbage like, "take me for a ride ride, make it last all night night", won. (Red headed goat's Only Girl in the World). Of course, this hack doesn't have the production team that Rihanna has to turn water into wine, so we see the lack of rapping skills up front.

Apparently Soulja Boy had some problems on his facebook page with haters and went on a rant, a racist, homophobic rant. This puts Mel Gibson's "Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world, and sugar tits," to shame. Can you see Tupac getting in facebook and twitter fights? Is this what's hot in the streets now? Well flaming is more like it.
“WHO THE f*ck “likes” an artist on facebook who they dont LIKE. DUMB ASS”. If you dont like ME or my music UNLIKE the page and let the people who do enjoy their artist giving updates and music out. sh*t getting out of hand now. GTFOH you stalkers”. 

“how can you say “i hate you” blah blah blah. when you are on my page that doesnt make any sense! it sounds crazy you are stalking a person who you dont like WTF kinda sh*t is that. no life having b*tches. haters are so f*cking stupid! “i dont like soulja boy so im gonna like his facebook and wait till he post a video to be the 1st one to comment”

n***a get the fuck out of here go get some p***y and stop being a lame”.

“p***y ass white boys make me sick man.

LET A BLACK MAN SHINE AND DO SOMETHING POSITIVE!!! DAMN YALL ALREADY GOT MONEY AND LIVING RIGHT STOP HOLDING US BLACK PEOPLE DOWN TRYING TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH THEIR LIVES! YALL BEEN f*ckING WITH US SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. if I don’t like a artist im not going to like their facebook and talk to them. use common sense and stop being stupid.”. (Do something positive? Using your body as a canvas for a magic marker and making the worse music the world has ever heard isn't doing any positive. Did I mention lying, and saying that you wrote "whip my hair". Like that was such a profound song, with such lyrical creativity. It would be more positive if you learned how to spell and use proper grammar rules, but that would be expecting too much).

"IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG!! f*ck THEM MAN ON GOD!! (I don't think that's possible and I don't think God would like that, unless you are a member of New Birth, then you can become a Bishop)

fu*k THEM FOR LIKING A BLACK MANS FACEBOOK JUST TO TALK shit!! f*ck RACIST I HATE YOU”. (That literally makes no sense)


“Maybe I finally said the right sh*t to get these racist to unlike my page. Fans i’m sorry you had to read this. but we must take a stand. they WILL not treat us like this any longer. I dont give a f*ck.” (English speakers, I'm sorry that we have a multi-millionaire, that can't express a complete thought without profanity and he can't even curse in the right tense).


“I’m gonna keep talking sh*t to these white f*ggots until they unlike my page. f*cking weirdo stalkers!”(so...black faggots are ok? apparently so, because he would have to unlike his own page.)

Oh yes...it's the white, gay man's fault  that Soulja Boy sucks worse than a prostitute on the track. Considering they are the only one's buying his godawful crap he puts out that he calls music. This is from the person that gave a shout out to the slave masters so they can get that ice. Those white people with money sign his checks and again buy his tragically stupid music. Oh wait..no one bought DeAndre Way did they? It was one of the biggest flops of the year and only sold 200,000 units. His first album only went gold, so that means only 500,000 stupid people bought that afterbirth of an album. What do I expect from someone that repeats Gucci Bandanna over and over? I think I got dumber reading his posts. A typical Soulja Boy fan has an IQ of about 31, has never heard real hip hop, and thinks that Soulja Boy is talented because he gets money. Soulja Boy's music is so terrible that it could incite violence by it's sheer mediocrity and by it's secret language of ignorance that only Soulja Boy and his brain dead fans understand. Back in 2008, MTV compiled a list of the top 10 MC's, Crank That Soulja Boy was still popular for some reason...On this list were Nas, Jay-Z(over rated), Common, Talib Kweli, Lil Wayne, Andre 3000, Lupe Fiasco, interestingly no Kanye. But, Soulja Boy, stated that he was the best in the game. Can you believe that? The best MC in the game? Even detoxing Eminem rapping nonsense was better than "yooooooo".  I hate Jay-Z, he and Roc Nation are responsible for 7 Head Goat Rihanna, but come on, Soulja Boy on his best day is better than Jay-Z? DeAndre Way. Crank that Soulja Boy was a nursery rhyme...enee meanie mynee moe. He deserves awards for that? My 1 year old cousin has an entire book of them, let's cash in! That's some serious fail sauce. Puffy has more credibility than this clown that runs around with clothes 5 sizes too large and have his name written on his sunglasses in bubble paint from an arts and crafts store. Soulja a real MC? Tupac is rolling over in his grave or sucking a tiddy on an island. Whichever...

Soulja Boy is a demon sent from hell to destroy hip hop with his lame lyrics and lame songs and he has flacid album sales to prove how lame he is. So before he becomes the next black activist, he needs to go back to school, learn how to spell and better yet learn how to rap.

By the by, he deserves to be taken in a field and shot for this news here: This homo thug is remaking JUICE! To add insult to injury he's going to play Tupac's character Bishop and Wacka will play Raheim and this will be set in Atlanta...KILL YO SELF! This will be a mini-movie to go along with his (laugh) mix tape also titled Juice. I guess that's why he's making these rants channeling his inner Tupac? The difference between Pac and this jigaboo, is that Pac worked to master his craft and it was obvious by the quality of his rhymes and the improvement of his acting skills.  I sense another bad decision in a long list of bad decisions. Remember when Wyclef and the other's butchered "we are the world?" Who wanted to see Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and other auto tuned trash ruin a classic along with a CGI Michael Jackson split screened with an old Janet. Some things should not be touched or duplicated and this is one of those things. A 45 min. made for TV movie is an abomination to Tupac's legacy and hard work. If he isn't dead, this could very well bring him out of hiding. Whoever green lit this should be shot and go down as the worst director in history and I mean worst than M.Night Shymalan and Uwe Boll. This isn't worth $1 instant streaming on red box. Everyone involved should be sent to another dimension where we can't suffer from this phuckery.

Kanye where are you? Please snatch the mic or the penis out of his hand. Since Jigga can't rap about anything anymore but himself, can't he help this swamp monster? Can't Em stop blowing Dre's nuts and help this clown? Please stop this travesty... He can keep grabbing his nuts in his tight nut hugger jeans and try and convince the world that he has talent but we all know who and what he is. An ignorant little boy who has way too much time on his hands, who can be out rapped by Lil Mama and Willow Smith.

Soulja is trash that is out of the bag but not out of the closet.

Open Letter to Tracy Morgan- Gaydar 101

Dear Tracy,

I want to know who thinks you are funny? Let's take a poll right now and see who in their right mind thinks that you are funny? The last time I laughed at anything you said was when you played "Hustleman" on Martin and even then Martin had sense enough to only have you on screen for no more than 5 min. On SNL, you were funny on a non funny show on about 15% of the time. Astronaut Jones? Really dude? Who does the writing? Samuel Adams and Jack Daniels? Is Pat Robertson your biological father? The foolishness that comes out of those ashy lips could be beamed from Pat's brain (if he in fact has one), through your mouth, like a little black muppet. You know what you have in common with a muppet? You both are not funny and are in the closet.

I saw you live at the Star Dome and it was sex, sex, sex and no laughs. I was glad that I didn't have to pay for the ticket and hoped that the guy I was with didn't expect me to put out because it was a two drink minimum and I ordered nachos. Plus, there were NO LAUGHS. You love making gay jokes...like asking all the gay men to cheer, then stating that you harbour no ill will to gays, but "hate it when they try to suck your dick". Yeah...I can assure you if people are trying to suck your dick, it's because they are trying to get at your wallet. You also stated that being gay is a choice and that if your son were gay you would pull out a knife and stab him to death. Listening to your set list is like a slow death with one long punchline less joke at a time. With each joke, I understand what "enhanced interrogation techniques" are. My life flashes before my eyes, and I prayed that I was addicted to a controlled substance so that what I was hearing was funny. You belong on "celebrity poker" with Andrew Dice Clay, but to play poker, you have to know how to count higher than 3.

Maybe you didn't know, but when you make continual homophobic statements, it means you are probably gay. That's called irony. Ask Bishop Eddie Long, not only is he a hypocrite, a liar, a thief, but he is a homosexual pedophile that is Creflo Dollar's butt boy. Who is yours? Another non funny comedian that dresses in drag like Tyler Perry perhaps? Homosexuality is a choice, maybe, maybe not. However, considering these kids that keep committing suicide for being gay and relentless bullying, this type of stupid hate speech comes from your non funny ashy lips. Any apology from you is worthless and insincere because we have heard it all before, last year in fact when you made a similar un funny joke about homosexuality. How about you stick to scripts written by little guys with degrees from actual schools that specialize in the arts and you just bumble about and play black stereotypes that still can't deliver a decent line or set up a joke.

Everything that comes out of your mouth is boorish, unintelligent, sophomoric and now we can add fat gay basher to the list. Wow, didn't we set the world on fire. I don't know who you slept with to keep getting movie roles and comedy specials, but they clearly have never seen a show of yours, otherwise they wouldn't let you clean the stage, much less attempt to do a so called routine. 1 laugh free hour of profanity, sex, potty humor and gay bashing. Middle schoolers can do better than that. If gays bother you that much, come out of the closet, Tracy and admit who and what you are. It's ok. Just bend over and take it like a man and smell the astroglide when Ann Coulter straps it on and gives it to you. If not Ann, then Usher, he's been on my gaydar since "My Way". The only cogent thing you have ever said was that Sarah Palin is only fit for a masturbatory aid, but I'm not so sure you meant her. You probably meant Todd Palin or Levi Johnston, since you apparently like hitting the pipe.

It's time for you to shut the hell up, seriously. You admitted your gay jokes weren't funny, but NONE of your jokes are funny. It's floods of nonsense delivered at a certain pace (a morons), relying on the shock value of profanity and the colorful expansive persona  (coonery), to keep the listener engaged. You have no comedic value and you are a closet case attempting to throw people off the trail. Don't get mad because you would look like Holiday Heart in drag so you want to gay bash.

Your comedy routines commit the ultimate sin over being homophobic rants that put your own desires on blast. The ultimate sin is THEY AREN'T FUNNY!