Newt The Grinch Runs for Fascist in Chief

I'm Down with the Blacks

Fascism is a term that know nothings on Fox and then the pew riding fundamentalists parrot with glee when they talk about our Kenyan, Muslim President with terrorist leanings. The definition of fascism is: a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce,etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.

The U.S. by this very definition is not fascist because Obama has virtually no power to do anything because he has to deal with a bunch of whiny brats who think that a person that makes a million dollars annually needs government protection, but everyone else should just screw off. Obama doesn't suppress opposition or criticism, if he had, then the health care debate might have gone better, the tea party would've been mocked and ridiculed for being the racists clowns they were and we would've all gone about our day.

Climbing Out the Ooze

Newt the fat slug, took time out from his book tour and self promotion circuit by doing an interview on his fake Presidential campaign proposing a novel approach to governing and quelling any legislating from the judiciary. He pledges to abolish courts and eliminated activist judges he believed were either outside the mainstream or infringing too deeply on the commander in chief's authority. On Sunday, he followed that up by saying he would be willing to arrest a judge who he thought was out of line. 

"If you had to," he said on CBS's "Face the Nation" when asked if he would send a Capitol Hill police officer to round up a judge, "or you would instruct the Justice Department to send the U.S. Marshal." His preference, he added, would be to impeach the judge in question. "You have an increasingly arrogant judiciary," "The question is: Is there anything we the American people can do? The standard answer has been eventually we'll appoint good judges. I think that's inadequate. The Constitution promises a balance of the judicial branch, the executive branch and the legislative branch. The Federalist Papers say specifically the weakest of the three branches is the judiciary." 

If this alone doesn't scare the hell out of you, he goes further into crazy. "I'm not suggesting that the Congress and the president review every decision. I'm suggesting that when there are decisions ... in which they are literally risking putting civil liberty rules in battlefields. I mean it is utterly irrational for the Supreme Court to take on its shoulders the defense to the United States. It is a violation of the Constitution." 

Somehow I doubt  this little gnome has ever read the constitution, considering he is saying that there is something in there about the three branches of the government­, the Judiciary being one of them, the three branches are equal, the president is not a dictator and his enumerated powers and they are to nominate judges. The Senate has to confirm them via "confirmation hearings".

Sig Heil, Pay Me!

What Newt is saying is that he thinks that it is appropriate to arrest Judges if he as President disagrees with their opinions. What a ridiculous and dangerous supposition. Is he even trying anymore? How is he different from Hitler, Hussein, Mussolini, Kim Juong IL or Bin Laden? Oh, that's right...this men are all dead and they are no longer a threat to the free world. Newt however is. This man wants to be trusted with atomic weapons, but calls the Palestinians "imaginary people". Newt's followers should be imaginary or at least in the midst of a hallucinatory delusion to think that anything he says makes a bit of logical sense. How does he have the fitness to hold office? This man will do and say anything to win. His message changes depending on his audience, but repression of the judiciary? For someone that was once 3rd in line to run the country to say such a moronic thing is nothing short of disgusting. How can he love the constitution so much when it's obvious that he obviously doesn't understand it, or worse just doesn't care about it, but he still wants to take the oath of office, which all President's swear to "defend the constitution". 

As the Empire diminishes, the vampires come out of the closet to suck whatever is still vital, while being devoid of humanity. It's twilight gone more wrong and the cast are for the most part heterosexuals. The hubris and the arrogance of this troll is just what we need to bring this country back to prominence. (insert sarcasm). As much as I disagree with Justices Thomas, Scalia, Alito, Roberts and when he was alive Rehnquist, they were the Supreme Court Justices, appointed for a reason. They are supposed to be unbeholden by the garbage that is the political process, which is why they are appointed not elected. This is something that any immigrant border jumper learns in a citizenship class, so why doesn't Newt know? It's harder to impeach a Judge than a President and considering that Newt couldn't even do that properly, I would think he would take that off the table. Newt had the blue semen stained dress from that whale and couldn't make the contents stick, but he thinks he can nail Justice Scalia? Newt talks less like a man aspiring for the highest office in the world and more like a colorful drunk uncle at a family reunion.

Santa Jesus sit on my lap

Newt has claimed that the President has anti-Colonial leanings and that's how he governs the country. Correct me if I am wrong, but the founding fathers, the Country at large are anti colonials, isn't that why we fought the Revolutionary War? Were we not a British colony that fought for Independence against England or do we celebrate the 4th of July as the date we discovered barbecue and beer?

Newt is doing what Newt does best - he is throwing red meat to these Far Right Evangelica­ls who hate any judge that upholds the guaranteed right of freedom of religion. These Fundamentalist cranks cannot seem to understand that if they are given the right for their religion to dominate the entire country - then where is the freedom of religion? They do not care about your freedom of religion - They only care that THEIR religion is in complete control.

So he's already gone on record as saying he opposes the Constituti­on and its clear separation of powers between the branches. This once again proves that these so called proclaimed champions of the constituti­on use it like Christians use the bible, cherry picking the sections they like, while completely ignoring the rest.

If one could picture a most ill-willed elf, giggling as he burned toys in front of sobbing children..­­.that elf would look like Gingrinch (pun oh-so intended).

The GOP Clown Show

"A President is supposed to lead, not Read".

Is this a joke? I sincerely hope that Uncle Ruckus the singing minstrel is joking, if not then this is pathetic. The misinformation Cain Train continued after stumbling on a question about the situation in Libya just days ago, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain suggested on Friday that he believes the new Libyan government involves elements of the Taliban.

"Do I agree with siding with the opposition? Do I agree with saying that Gaddafi should go?" Cain said. "Do I agree that they now have a country where you've got Taliban and Al Qaeda that's going to be part of the government?" Really Negrodamus? I thought the GOP liked getting rid of dictators that tortured and killed it's own people or maybe he missed George W. Bush's wild Iraqi adventure. The more imbecilic he appears answering high school level questions - the more money he raises and the longer his popularity numbers hold steady. Ladies and gentlemen - Herman Cain isn't what's sick in this picture. Making further moronic excuses, he says, "Do I agree with not knowing the government was going to -- which part was he asking me about?" Cain said, referring to the reporter from the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's editorial board who asked the presidential contender about Libya. "I was trying to get him to be specific and he wouldn't be specific." Right, by asking open ended questions and letting you dictate the conversation, oh, how unfair, Herb, you must feel totally taken advantage of.

His handlers who appear to be on continual damage control tried to downplay the incident, saying that the video was "taken out of context" and that Cain was running "on four hours of sleep."
"He didn't say anything wrong or inaccurate; it just took him a while to recall the specifics of Libya." He didn't say anything at all. The Libya incident was in the stream of public knowledge for about 6 months, all one had to do was pick up a news paper, read a page on the internet, SOMETHING.

This man is a total embarrassm­ent. "Taken out of context." Cain is out of context. This man is extremely limited in knowledge of the world today. Totally uninformed and He comes across like a I would expect a HS dropout would come across. This country should be embarrasse­d that anyone would suggest or back this man for a presidenti­al candidate. Pretty much that can be said for most of the republican candidates­.  This very same "gotcha" interview, he claimed he wouldn't bomb Iran because they had mountains, as if he was unaware that we possess the technology to fly, or climb over things like mountains.

 Did anyone take the quote, "How do you say delicious in Cuban?" out of context? I thought every idiot knew that Cuba was a country, the inhabitants of Cuba were Cubans and the language they speak is Spanish. This stuff that Cain and the rest of the GOP clown brigade are asked about don't even rise to the level of foreign policy, it's just basic common sense and they fail on every level. The dumbing down of America has taken us to new lows.

How about Herb needs less of his pimp hat and more books. Even his wife isn't convinced that this jive turkey  can lead and be President against hostile Sharia Law loving nations like "Ubeki- beki- beki-stan-stan".

The other vaudevillians on the clown show are Bachmann who claims that she has never had a gaffe...a person that should have a psych drug iv drip infusion 24/7. This person believes that the HPV vaccine causes retardation. She also claimed that the founding fathers like Washington and John Quincy Adams worked tirelessly to end slavery. Lincoln wrote the Emancipation proclamation around1845 and the Declaration of Independence was written in 1776...That's some tireless work, I didn't know the founding father's were vampires. She as the self proclaimed leader of the Tea Party (Boston Harbor), went to New Hampshire and thanked them for being the birth place of the Revolutionary Movement.






Rick Perry claims that Obama has never lived the life of a typical American, and believes that he thinks that he is the "smartest guy in the room". As long as there is a piece of dusty uneaten wax fruit, Rick Perry will never be the smartest guy in the room. He went on to say, "He never had to really work for anything. He never had to go through what Americans are going through," Perry said. "We need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life and understands what it's like to have to deal with the issues of our economy that we have today in America." Really Pretty Ricky? Being mixed race, raised by a single mother who was on food stamps at one time, yeah, you are right, he just breezed through. Rick Perry's answer to drought problems in Texas is to pray for rain, he can't remember the 3rd part of the government he would abolish and that's HIS argument point. What's even more stupid is that he wants to be President of a country that he once wanted to secede from.

Rick Santorum, the homophobe in chief, loves to make stupid statements. Here are some his closeted statements, "I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts, they undermine the basic tenets of our society and the family. And if the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does." Even though bigamy, polygamy, incest and to a lesser extent adultery, rape are all ILLEGAL, that makes no never mind to Sanitarium. He goes all in and follows his illogical statement stopping short of claiming gays create bestiality. I'm sure that has popped up somewhere in his arguments. He is a staunch supporter of Don't Ask Don't Tell because soldiers shower together. He is also a global warming denier, "There is no such thing as global warming." He claimed there's enough oil, coal and natural gas to last centuries, and that we should "drill everywhere!" Let's start with the holes in your head. "I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler," Santorum said. "And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 -- which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas -- is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors." So our breathing creates global warming? No, no one is saying that when people say global warming is "man made". They mean, Ricky boy, that our actions like pollution causes global  warming, not breathing. How stupid can you be?

The smartest candidate with the shadiest character is Newt Gingrich who left his second wife on her death bed to get with his current stepford wife while prosecuting a President for getting a b.j. in the oval office all at the same time. This is man who wouldn't recognize the truth if it bit him on his his Newt. The former speaker of the house denies he is part of the Washington culture...I mean, he was SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and number 3 to the President. He truly has a talent for historical revisionism and outright lies, but what do you expect from someone named after a reptile.

The entire GOP field lacks intelligence, character, and integrity with a religion infused anti intellectualism that makes the US look like a bunch of fools who can't pick a person that can read a newspaper, much less a grade school term paper. At this point, I would consider them well read if they made through a Sear's catalogue. Since they took control of the House they have shown us that they should never have the reigns of power in any capacity ever again.

If we elect any one of these sad clowns the jokes on us.

Barack Star went H.A.M. on the Congress

Hoping to stem the tide of poor economic news and boost his falling poll numbers, President Barack Obama proposed a $447 billion jobs plan to Congress on Thursday evening. He brought out the fire and brim stone and almost seemed like the candidate that I voted for. (I wasn't drinking the Obama kool aid in 2008).

What are the reactions by the tomatoes in the room?



Watch the Throne Bitches, I shot Bin Laden in the Face

Power crystal lover and empty suit Mitt Romney who has somehow created new math and rewritten history said "Mr. President, you are 960 days late." Really Mitt? Did I find a job today? I don't think I did. Why don't you and your plastic hair float me a million. No? Then shut up! You don't have to worry about that because you like to take over companies, fire people and claim that you are a great businessman. Maybe that's why you were so successful in the private sector, successful for yourself. You weren't a good governor, people in Massachusetts hate you for being the arrogant little prick you are and the habit of being for something before you were against it. You're record of job creation is lackluster my Mormon cult brother, because as Governor of Massachusetts you created a mere 400,000 jobs which somehow is more than the million plus jobs that Obama created. Maybe it's the hair gel or somehow math has changed.

George Bush part 2/ Satan Incarnate Rick Perry said, "President Obama's call for nearly a half-trillion dollars in more government stimulus when America has more than $14 trillion in debt is guided by his mistaken belief that we can spend our way to prosperity.

"Like the president's earlier $800 billion stimulus program, this proposal offers little hope for millions of Americans who have lost jobs on his watch, and taxpayers who are rightly concerned that their children will inherit a mountain of debt.

"America needs jobs, smaller government, less spending and a president with the courage to offer more than yet another speech." Maybe, he heard a different speech than I heard. It was spending with *gasp* revenues, closing tax loopholes and trying to help the small business owners, etc...but Perry wouldn't know...the bill requires reading and D and F students don't or are unwilling to read.

Jon Huntsman, our Conservative in rational clothing, and the other power crystal magic under wearer, but who subscribes to every insane policy that the so called "cranks" believe in stated, "President Obama has failed. It's time for America to compete again. We did it in Utah and we can do it for America." Utah? The place where it's OK to marry your sister, and have as many wives as you want? Isn't that the place where anyone can declare themselves a prophet and build a temple with girls dressed like pilgrims running around who happen to be on public assistance? Let me roll with the so called Muslim that wants to bankrupt the country.

Category 5 Moron Michelle gave her typical nonsensical response: I stand here tonight to say to the President, not only should Congress not pass your plan, I say, "stop; your last plan hasn't worked, it's hurting the American economy." Instead of temporary fixes, do what has proved to work in the past, permanent pro growth policies that are driven by the free market."

These are not good times for the American people. Our patience for speeches, gimmicks and excuses has run out. (With you as president, the times will be much worse, as in the end of days)

The only remedies the President knows are temporary, government directed fixes. And even if the President's plan passes, we already know it will fail. In practice, we haven't paid for his last trillion dollar jobs program and now his latest plan would have us embrace potentially over $400 billion in new government spending!
Spending taxpayer dollars on extending unemployment benefits has proved to add only 25 cents to GDP for every dollar we spend. Even the President's new economic advisor agrees that extending unemployment benefits discourages future employment. Is she crazy? Speaking as an unemployed person, a long term unemployed person who has been looking for a job, this fool doesn't know what she is talking about. As lucrative as collecting $238 per week is, I think I would prefer to work and make MORE money. What an idiot little miss muffet is, and how embarrassing she is to all women. She set's us back at least 50 years every time she opens her mouth. I can't even talk about how stupid this woman is and how disastrous she would be if she were elected, but she won't be, that's how I sleep at night.

Real life Uncle Ruckus Herman Cain simply remarked: "We waited 30 months for this?" Yes, rodeo clown, and while you are tap dancing around the Bible belt trying to convince white people that you are the anti-Obama, you still won't get the nomination. So, you need to learn your roll and shut your mouth.

My beloved wife cheater and tweeter Newt the flip flopping slug just tweeted "1 min til halftime call. Join me @ 712-432-0900 and passcode 856495. We'll discuss my #jobs plan and your reaction to the president's speech." He's quite the plagiarist, I'm sure he will just jump on the bandwagon of whatever the lunatics say.  Too bad no one cares what he thinks, people would rather hear Kim Kardashians take on the jobs crises than his and his pirates of the Caribbean wife.

Rick Santorum or should I say sanitatarium, the person no one knows, "Many say the President is a failure, but I disagree - he'd have to improve a whole lot to even be considered a failure. The President's speech tonight was more of the same failed policies and empty rhetoric that got him elected and got us in this mess. Sadly, the President seems to have forgotten his own charge that our country should come before party or his own even re-election. Instead President Obama kicked off his campaign for reelection in the most disingenuous way possible - by using the Congress as a his political toy." Well...if that's the case Pretty Ricky, he must've used the Republican playbook as a model. By the way, who are you? No one talks about you? You aren't even in office, you are the male Sarah Palin but you use words with more than one syllable and complex syntax. Yes, it's ALL Obama's fault, you are correct. He did it by himself. Who cares about your opinion anyway, you are a non factor and you won't be president, because NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU! Mic drop.


These Republican candidates need to take classes in remedial math and ethics classes, too. I don't even know where to start… but I suppose it begins with addressing the disingenuo­us premise they all base their rhetoric on, that Obama's policies a) caused all these problems and b) are an abject failure.

First we need some facts to offset the hyper-blam­e they've all launched into. Then we need to imagine any of them at the helm, stripping regulation­, revenue (0% corporate tax rate? 0% capital gains tax rate? really? If we have no revenue from those richest of sources, where will our money to operate ANY government come from? Finally making our 'free market' one that resembles China's, that is, "competiti­ve" by eliminatin­g minimum wages, pollution controls, and labor standards.­..Because, of course, each of these dim bulbs has a much better plan for job creation..oh wait...that's right...they don't. Except turn us into China. Figuratively speaking. They all seem to agree that the poor have too much money and don't work hard enough.  They should all consider careers in the NBA, they are experts at trash talk without any substance.

I'm sure they will be on message tomorrow, there leader Big Bad Bloated and drug addicted Rush Limbaugh will have all the legislative strategy for the GOP along with the racial epithets to spare.

GOP Candidates Bring About the Intended Apocalypse

Four Horsemen: Palin, Cain, Bachmann, and Perry

With the economy in a slump and unemployment almost at 10%, the GOP field of scholars are focusing on what the country cares about most: ABORTION. Category 5 Moron Michelle Bachmann stated that she would create a constitutional crisis over the issue of abortion rights. During a Republican presidential primary forum designed to test the candidates' conservative bona fides, Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, said that if he were elected president, he wouldn't enter a showdown with the Supreme Court -- which ruled in 1973 that abortion is allowed under the constitution -- by passing a bill through Congress to make abortion illegal. Bachmann said she would.

"If the Supreme Court, by a plurality of the justices, may impose their own personal morality on the rest of the nation, then we are quite literally being ruled by those individuals as opposed to giving our consent to the people's representatives," Bachmann said.

Pressed whether she would be prepared for "a confrontation" with the court, Bachmann said: "Most assuredly." The 14th amendment insists that no state "shall deprive any person of life ... without due process"; section five adds -- critically, in the eyes of anti-abortion scholars -- that "Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article."

 Roe v. Wade decision was called "usurpative," and compared it to the court's "Dred Scott" decision, which ruled that black slaves in the U.S. were not protected by the Constitution and could not be citizens, that the Congress could not prohibit slavery in U.S. territories, and that slaves could not be taken away from their owners without due process for the owner.

Gingrich agreed enthusiastically  that the Supreme Court should be confronted and constrained by the legislative branch.
"Congress should begin a systematic process, one part of which is to eliminate the right of the courts to review certain things," Gingrich said. "I respect the independence of the judiciary in judging individual cases, unless the person doing the judging proves to be so extraordinarily out of the context of American life and American law that they shouldn't be there."

Bachmann, for her part, spoke of the Constitution almost as if it were a divinely inspired document, at one point calling it "sacred."

Really guys?! So, we are against the Supreme Court imposing their own personal morality on the nation it's just fine to impose OUR own personal morality on the nation? Wow.  We learned about the 3 branches of government in 6th grade and the checks and balances put in place to prevent the very thing that these yahoo's are talking about. Maybe, just maybe this is why the Supreme Court Justices are appointed and why they aren't and don't answer to politicians, otherwise Roe V. Wade would've been overturned with Rehnquist, Thomas, Scalia, and Alito...Bush appointed the most conservative court and you know what happened? NOTHING! This is a settled legal issue. Bachmann from her correspondence course law school should know that. Republican­s believe in smaller government­. They want out of your lives, except when it come to sex, reproducti­on, marriage, health, morals, and religion. I'm sure I forgot a few things, but I have to shut my brain off to remember what other things they want.

Roe V. Wade is about a woman's right to privacy not a woman's right to abortion, every moron that went to law school knows that. Bachmann’s views on abortion are religious dogma and have nothing to do with the law, medicine, patient safety or the Constituti­onal right to privacy. America is is not a religious theocracy, at least not yet. A president has no authority to harass the judicial branch to force them to rule on cases they deem valid. If the president did so, articles of impeachmentwould and should immediately be drafted. This is judicial and political activism at it's worst. It's interesting how people that claim the constitution is so sacred are hell bent on either ammending it or out right destroying it.

Bachmann and Gingrich are letting us all know they are in favor of a theocratic dictatorship, so long as they are the dictator, but they are so stupid, they let us know up front what they are attempting. Gingrich was Speaker of the House and was instrumental in impeaching Clinton, so he should know what can and can't be done legislatively. Can he be this cynical that he would say something this stupid and illegal just to try and get votes? The GOP field is like going down a cliff in a brand new Ferrari, but voluntarily to dull the pain. How about we just dispense with the judicial branch altogether­. Bachmann can decide all constituti­onal issues, answering only to herself, her imaginary friend and her closeted husband.  

No sane person would trust Bachmann with a spot at the table during a game of Stratego.  She needs to get a grip with reality and she needs it quick. Her supporters need to take up a collection for to have a brain scan done, but that scan would last all of 5 min. How can a tax attorney have NO grasp on the US Constitution, when that is a test subject on the bar exam, and she deals with this in her everyday job? So, the Supreme Court imposes its own personal morality on the rest of the nation when it makes a decision? From Roe v. Wade to Brown v. the Board of Education to Marbury v. Madison to Miranda v. Arizona, the great history of Supreme Court decisions boils down to a question of some nebulous imposition of personal morality? Good lord, this woman is truly truly frightenin­g. To belittle the Supreme Court this way isn't just ignorant..­..it's unpatriotic­. It flies in the face of the bedrock tenets that founded this nation. The fact that she is a major contender for President is a sad sad statement on the state of our country.  

Hopefully this time year, Bachmann will be doing nothing but Disney World Commercials, because she shouldn't be doing anything else.