Monday, September 26, 2011

Herman Cain Delivers Stale Pizza at Florida Straw Poll

The Herman Cain Crazy Train is off the rails
Real life Uncle Ruckus/ Uncle Tom and deluded Presidential candidate Herman Cain got the insanity vote from the droves of inbred GOP Floridians instead of front runner lilly white plastic hair, empty suit  and magic under wear lover Romney or Bush the Sequel executioner in chief Rick Perry. The outspoken while nothing of substance comes out business man and former Godfathers Pizza Executive, Herman Cain won the Florida straw poll with 37% of the vote, with Rick Perry coming in a distant second with around 15%. Cain, a Tea Party favorite, has been very vocal about being the only non career politician( like being inexperienced is something to brag about), and spewed out his destructive 9-9-9 (close your eyes he sounds like the Fuhr of Germany), economic plan that would raise taxes on the low and middle class and cut taxes for the wealthy. Cain is also known for his fear mongering towards muslims and has been against any civil rights towards gays and lesbians. Interesting that a black man that grew up in the Civil Rights era can advocate the denial of Civil Rights for another group. Herman Cain and other Republicans don't seem to be able to make that intellectual leap and connect the dots. Cain winning in Florida doesn't mean much for him as he isn't likely to see much success outside of the state. The bigger story is the low numbers by Perry and Romney, who finished 3rd in the poll at 14%. The teabaggers drink tainted tea by the barrel in the south.
Eff you, pay me

"This is a sign of our growing momentum and my candidacy that cannot be ignored," Cain said. "I will continue to share my message of 'common sense solutions' across this country and look forward to spending more time in Florida, a critical state for both the nomination and the general election." You know what they say about campaigns made out of straw, Michele Bachmann found out.  

Looks like he won the gullible over with his stuffed crust or he just spent more money like Bachmann did in Iowa. The very telling result is that Romney, without even participat­ing, came in only 1.5% under Perry who did participat­e.
Common sense and Republican in the same sentence go together like shark and gold fish. Herman Cain reminds me of the caricature of Don King in Rocky V. He has no plans for anything other than parroting what every other "conservative" says. De fund, deregulate, invade my uterus, dismantle the board of education, and keep poor people poor or make them poorer.  In order to keep stupid people stupid and continuously voting for you, kill education. Nice...

Given that we are in a war and our nation needs a better strategy or simply an all-out withdrawal from our current wars, Herman Cain admits he has no plan for Afghanista­n. This was Cain's response to Chris Wallace when asked about his plan: "The right approach is: the day I'm elected president, I will start on that plan such that the day I was sworn in, I will be able to implement the plan." Is this a pageant answer? The Iraq such as, like such as...This is absolutely horrendous­ly stupid as an answer. A presidenti­al candidate needs to have thought these things out before deciding to run for office. Bush just opened the flood gates for the underachievers. Why is he still here? My guess is the Tea-Cracke­rs keep Herman around like someone you use when your want to PROVE you've got black friends. Michael Steele was the first "black friend" and now it's Cain's turn. There can only be one. Guess he will have a cushy job on either cluster Fox or MSNBC after his embarrassing defeat.

Who are the Republicans going to drag out of the mothballs next? Herman Munster or will they have a seance to bring back Nixon? Of course not, Reagan! Unfortunately Reagan would be a Democrat in today's Republican party. What people don't know about old Uncle Ruckus is that Cain clearly believes that his pro-busine­ss message is what GOP voters want to hear, (it's the economy stupid). But scrubbed from Cain’s official story is his long tenure as a director at a Midwest energy corporatio­n named Aquila that, like the infamous Enron Corporation­n, recklessly drove into the wild west of energy trading and speculatio­n – and ultimately screwed its employees out of tens of millions of dollars. According to a massive class action lawsuit against Aquila’s board of directors – including Cain – he allegedly steered employees into heavily investing their retirement savings in company stock, while at the same time shifting their business model from straight­ forward energy generation to risky energy trading – the kind of corporate greed that infamously brought down Enron. In the suit, it claims that Cain and other top officials violated a 37-year-ol­d federal law that requires employers to responsibly­ manage the retirement programs for their employees. Their pensions and life savings were lost.  So he wants to be trusted to head the fiscal health of the country and the world? Hell to the no!

Herman Cain can never be elected President. He is a former CEO of many major corporatio­ns who has admitted to actively discrimina­ting against Muslims. If a single Muslim or Arab-looki­ng employee was fired during Cain's tenure as CEO, that person can now claim it was because of discrimina­tion.

Herman Cain is TOAST or at least a stale half eaten anchovy and olive pizza delivered to GOP headquarters, and he knows it.

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