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And then there were four...
Today, Pretty Ricky bowed down and accepted what we already knew and dropped out of the Republican clown show. Oops! Perry addressed his decision to abandon his campaign at a press conference in North Charleston. He said he came to the conclusion that there was no longer a "viable path" forward in the contest and added that he knows when it's "time to make a strategic retreat." He should've retreated after Iowa.
"I ran for president because I love America," he explained. "What's broken in America is not our people. It's our politics. And what we need in Washington is a government that's humbler." I'm sure Texans are happy that Rick Perry can stop embarrassing them on the world stage but upset that he will pester them in person.
To add insult to injury, Pretty Ricky endorsed Newt the trigamist for the nomination. He said, "I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform our country" and added, "Newt is not perfect, but who among us is?" A man that cheats on two wives while launching a witch hunt on a sitting president for having an affair is pretty freaking far from perfect. Psychopathic is more like it. We need a humbler government? So, Newt Gingrich is the answer? A pompous anti Christ with a God complex just screams humble. This yahoo seemed to give hope that any D student could be president that harbored prejudices against gays, blacks, women and pretty much anyone not a rich white male, just like pro tools gives the illusion that anyone can be a singer. How did this tea party favorite, once a front runner, and the anti- Romney fall from grace?
He is indescribably stupid. Bachmann is crazy, but Perry is stupid. Here is one of his hits from the campaign trail, "It's three government agencies when I get there that are gone: Commerce, Education and the um, what's the third one there. Let's see," Perry said. You can't remember 3 things?
"Oh five," Perry said. "So Commerce, Education, and, uh, the uh, um, um." "EPA, there ya go," "The third agency of government," Perry said. "I would do away with the education, the um, Commerce, and let's see. I can't think of the third one. I can't. Sorry. Oops." He made it apparent that they need to put as much money in education as possible especially his own. He should scrape, beg, borrow and do unseemly things to fund education, it's desperately needed. Republicans whine about the President reading a teleprompter, but it's obvious, that Bush the sequel needed it, if he in fact could read the words on it.
Rick Perry is unaware of the minimum age to run for President. Remember, the Republicans have all become Constitutional scholars...he tells a kid at a campaign event, "I'm glad you're not 21," Perry told Jones, who was wearing a t-shirt that said "Future President: Accepting Campaign Donations Now." Perry realized his mistake and added, "Or actually 35." How don't you know the qualifications for the job you are applying for? It's unreal...
Let's not forget his foreign policy, which is to bomb everything and re-invade and re-occupy Iraq. He also believed that we were already in a war with Iran.
Remember his "strange" campaign speech when it appeared that he was under the influence of a controlled substance and that they just didn't pray the gay away hard enough?
He made one truthful statement, "Bush defended us from our freedom". You are so right Governor, The Patriot Act, Rendition, Warrantless wire tapping, endless wars, occupation of foreign lands that doesn't share our ideals which causes terrorists to want to bomb us.
Every candidate that prayed and heard the call from God has been eliminated from the race. What does that tell you? Either God is cheating or these people are just making Pavlovian statements that so called Evangelical voters will respond to. If God has chosen a black racist who can't remember the women he sleeps with even when a photo exists that show he knows them, a crazed category 5 moron, Bush the Sequel only dumber, and a person that's so dull that he was a non factor in the first place, then God's judgment is seriously in question. Why hasn't he helped them win? What does the Bush and Perry governorships say about the Texas electorate?
When you poll behind Stephen Colbert it's time to think about suicide. It's sad to see the clown car getting less and less full.