Friday, January 13, 2012

Amber Rose- Yeezy Taught Me

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I'm Famous Too!

Another pseudo celebrity famous for nothing but having sex...

The most fame crazed jumpoff that never models is back running her yap about her relationship with Kanye, AGAIN, and how much of "meanie" he is. What else would she talk about? The model jumpoff, who only recently started modeling in vodka commercials, sat down to talk with MTV's Sway Calloway. Like every other recent interview, she was asked some questions about her current relationship with rapper Wiz Khalifa, and her past one with West. She said that, when it comes to Yeezy, the public only knows one side of the story.

Kanye's Bed Warmer

"No one knows what I've been through and the things that I had to deal with when, you know, Kanye made his album, and he talked reckless about me on his album," she told Sway. "And then, you know, I have people throwing things at me in the street, because they're fans of Kanye's."

Rose then broke down in tears, prompting Sway to change the subject. But not before she got a chance to set the record straight about what made her so emotional.

"I'm just crying because, I don't deserve to be bullied like that," she said. "I'm a nice girl, I don't bother anybody and I keep my mouth shut because I don't want any trouble. But to be bullied through music and stuff like that, it's not fair to me. I don't deserve that."

But I'm Nice
My heart bleeds for your struggle Amber. A nice girl? Please don't make me laugh. Nice girls don't walk around half naked, in body stockings, breasticles high beaming, flipping off the camera, tonguing down your trashy boyfriend while he is half drunk somewhere. Well, nice girls of the night. Being bullied through music Amber? That ranks up there with people who get bullied physically doesn't it? Bullied through cryptic auto tuned nonsense, with Rihanna bleating the chorus is torture to the world and I feel bullied. Do I get to have a cry with you too? Are these tears of joy because people pay you some type of attention and you were laughably offered a recording contract while you know you did nothing but suck, lick and screw to get it. (yeah Amber Rose is singing a song ironically called "fame", it should be "famewhore"). This speaks volumes about the state of the music industry, rich powerful men launch careers of Paris Hilton, Kim K, Rihanna, Kesha, Cassie, and various other talentless fembots. Puffy, new devoted and loving father Jigga man and Kanye, this means you. 

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Bullying Victim at Fashion Week

Let's be real about one thing, Amber is only famous because she dated her so called abuser, Kanye. She's never accomplished anything other than taking her clothes off and barely keeping them on. She knew how he was, we all know how he is, it's not like anything in his life is private. He is narcissistic, loud, annoying, and all his bravado is included in his songs. His life experiences, good or bad are included in his songs. Rose flew on private jets, shopped until she dropped, sipped expensive champagne and enjoyed all the trappings that come with being 'Ye's chief bed warmer and ego brusher. She needs to stick a tube sock or the scarecrow's phallus in it and hush. She claims to be madly in love with Wiz the scarecrow Khalifa, but can't seem to focus in on him long enough to build the bridge to get over Kanye. Without Kanye, she would be sliding down a stripper pole in some dive in south Philly not sliding down the pole of another rapper or being interviewed about Kanye. Amber failed to look at the pavement before she stepped in the dog do.

Golddiggers always cry when their meal ticket moves on, time to dry those crocodile tears and move the hell on. She won't get any awards for acting, so she needs to hop on that yellow brick road with the Scarecrow and sing her second single, "If I only had a brain." We all know she doesn't have one...

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GL21 said...