Nicki Minaj- Stupid Hoe

Eminem had the best song on my album...SO!

 Self Fulfilling Prophecy?




Every couple of years an artist comes out that is so annoyingly bad they validate the use of Napster, Mega upload or some other illegal file sharing program because their music is just the definition of trash and no one without a drug problem should buy it. Am I the only one that hates this slutwave artist? She got slayed by a five year old on the Rosie Show singing her idiotic song "Super Bass", that ironically has no bass in it, her album Pink Friday was the most puerile piece of trash that was vomited out since Lil Mama's ______________, insert name. She is the most annoying personality in pop music, yes pop music, she is no rapper. Her so called fashion, which is a bad knock off of Lil Kim, a dollar store Barbie, and Lady Gaga and her stupid name which was supposed to be clever, is so annoying and trashy.


Nicki Minaj's real name is Onika Tanya Maraj, so to be clever, she changed a few letters to make it sound vaguely dirty- Menage'- french for threesome. Oh Nicki how smart, what a play on words...that's just so edgy just like wearing tight clothes and having your legs wide open and declaring yourself "independent". Yes, I and the world have noooooo problems taking you seriously. No other women in music plays the hootchie game, it's just you. This is the person that claimed that she doesn't want or need to "whore" it up. Right...She's breaking down doors, how provocative, how inspiring....



Let's talk about this beef she has with Lil Kim or whomever her imaginary personalities are having beef with...You know what people who have imaginary friends, multiple personalities and alternate personas are called? Either children, defendants, mental patients or serial killers. In the beginning she was respectful and even rightly said that Kim, Foxy, etc...were her influences. Now, she is the baddest "bitch". (eyes rolling). The wordsmith said "When I grew up I saw females doing certain things, and I thought I had to do that exactly," she says. "The female rappers of my day spoke about sex a lot... and I thought that to have the success they got, I would have to represent the same thing. When in fact I didn't have to represent the same thing". Nicki you only got one album and that album should've died because it was unlistenable. The charm of Nicki is so elusive that it eludes me completely. Pink Friday literally had 3 good songs, 2 tolerable songs and the rest was trash. Romans Revenge, arguably the best song on the album was due to Eminem being on the track, but as usual, she murdered her own song with her stupid accents and retard talk.

It should've came with a disclaimer: This album not suitable for humans, may cause seizures, explicit language with adolescent children, nausea, vomiting, or lack of general entertainment.

Psychotic Barbie

This Video Hoe Barbie released a laughable video called "Stupid Hoe", which truly made no sense. I don't know if she was talking about Kim or herself. If she was talking about Kim why? Kim is sitting in a cold room trying to keep her face from melting off, why are we trying to have a catty version of Biggie vs. Tupac minus the rapping skills. Here is a taste from the master lyricist herself:




Ayo SB, whats the f-cks good?
We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
a bitch woooooooooooooooooould

[Hook]
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)
Cause I pull up in that Porsche but I aint a Rossi
Pretty bitches can only get in my posse
My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey yo, baby bop, f-ck you and your EP
Who’s gassin’ this hoe? BP?
Hmm thinks, 1,2,3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
Cause these hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody
hoes so busted
Hoes is so crusty, these bitches is my sons
And I don’t want custody


What?! This is proof that Young Money has become the next Bad Boy with releasing nonsense. This video was complete with flashing lights, because that's the thing to do now, flash as many lights as possible in order to hypnotize you from the phuckery you are watching. Nicki is wearing various hoe outfits, pink wigs, godawful makeup, big anime eyes, she's even sitting up on a doll high chair (something she probably saw on Top Model). She and her fake butt pads are stuffed in a cage, and she bouces up and down and I try in vain to not lapse into a seizure.

What is the point of this video? To me, there was a hoe, she was stupid, and thus the term "stupid hoe", starring Nicki Minaj. Did I get it right? I mean she looks stupid, sounds stupid, she has a tourette syndrome, flow, and dresses and dances like a hoe. What's even more dreadful, is that they are letting this talentless strumpett perform for the Superbowl. Last year, it was the succubus Fergie, Will.I.Scam and the 2 other random guys with light up breast plates that no one knows and we know how that went. Now they get the high priced ghetto hooker? Her best work was her verse on Monster and that's probably because Kanye wrote it. This raunchy, marginally talented chick should be a tad more grateful for the 14 minutes of fame she has been given. Oh yeah, she stated in the song that she is the female Lil Wayne...yeah, mainstream brainwashed b.s. that has no meaning with garbage lyrical content. Wayne is the best in one liner rapping, but not in flowing. He has awful tone, lyrics, voice, flow, so yes, she is accurate, she is the female Weezy. Strive to be no. 1.

Nicki needs to get a life. We all know her career, if you call it one, is based on Kim's. First the swagga jacking, now the disses is getting old. Kim, this song isn't worth responding to, it's garbage of the highest level. You win, without rapping a bar, hell Rihanna wins out over this. Kim should just take a laxative, fill up a jar and mail it to Nicki and that's all that needs to be said in response to this idiotic song.

 Bubble gum has a new flavor ladies and gentleman and it's called Hoe.

If I dress like this, maybe they won't notice my bell pepper nose