Thursday, October 27, 2011

Terry Jones: Crack Pot Pastor For President

Looks like we got our third party...

So called pastor whose claim to fame is burning Qurans and looking like a bastardized Colonel Sanders is running for President. The campaign, named "Stand Up America Now," aims to propel him to the White House largely on a seven-point platform which includes deporting all "illegals" and immediately bringing all of the troops home. The pastor's message appears to remain anti-Muslim. A statement from Jones announcing his campaign goes as far as to solicit donations in order to specifically oppose radical Islam. Please financially support us as we continue our stand against radical Islam," it reads.
Jones gained a level of infamy after President Barack Obama was forced to request he not burn a copy of the Quran on the anniversary of 9/11 in 2010. Though he cancelled his initial plans, he ultimately followed through on his word and burned the religious text in March. The act sparked widespread protests in Afghanistan that lead to violence. Can you imagine how wonderful this guy would be for foreign policy? Imagine dealing with Saudi Arabia or Pakistan with this rodeo clown in the White House? His answer is to burn the Quran and these ARAB nations are our supposed allies. Sarah Palin looks better and better next to this guy.

Here is the Political and Bible Scholars campaign platform:

1. Stop overspending immediately.
We are now overspending by 4 billion dollars a day.

2. Balance the budget.
If this is not done, then we will experience a total collapse of our economy and way of life. (Good luck with that, economists say that's not economically feasible, especially during times of national of world disaster that can't be planned for in a budget. Like Hurricane's, earthquakes tsunami's, etc...)

3. Reduce military spending.
All military on foreign soil should be brought back immediately and all future involvement of
military on foreign soil should not be engaged until our country has become economically
strong again. The security of our nation must be reexamined and our military spending must
be cut by several billion dollars. (It's going to take about a decade for our country to become economically strong again. If this fool goes about burning Qurans and making other "stands" against radical Islam, I can assure you, we will be in another military engagement.)

4. Deport all illegals.
We must immediately begin the deportation of the 20 million illegal aliens living in our country. (Are you going to start with yourself, we are all immigrants, you doofus).

5. Also saving us 400 billion dollars per year. (whatever this is)

6. Reduce corporate taxes.
Our corporate taxes are the highest in the world. Corporate taxes must be reduced
immediately in order to encourage people to start new businesses and existing corporations
to expand, thus producing the jobs that are needed. (Yeah, because corporations are suffering. Obama hurt their feelings by calling them fat cats and they haven't recovered).

7. Reduce bureaucracy. We must reexamine the bureaucracy of our government and
businesses. We are dying and drowning in bureaucracy, rules and regulations. Companies
must be held accountable for the consumer's protection, but the over-control and overkill
that we have is destroying our companies. (talking out of both sides of our. mouth, we can't hold them accountable, yet claim that regulation destroys companies. Somehow I feel like he knows nothing about economics, legislation, law, and lobbying).

Well, this certainly won't lower the bar of the stellar line up of candidates we have so far.  This candidacy is Dead on Arrival. What he needs to do is burn that mustache off his face instead of the Quran. Just when we thought we couldn't out crazy the whack jobs on the GOP Playing field. Having Jed Clampett's reincarnated spirit in the White House, Mexicans and Canadians will be talking about their illegal American problem. Seriously, his list reads reads like a 4th grade social studies project at a retarded school. Romney must be sweating bullets in his plastic suit and magic underwear, but he is no less qualified than the rest of the talking monkeys in the field. I hope his so called "church" loses his tax exemption. If he stands next to Bachmann in the debates, she will look sane by default, at least until she starts speaking. His mustache has my vote.

As flavors of the month go, this one tastes like fecal matter. Morons your short bus is leaving!

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