Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Dennis Rodman owes 800K in Child Support

Talk about dead beat dads or moms, or whatever this is...

Dennis Rodman, probably the most unattractive person that has ever walked the face of the earth, is reportedly, extremely sick and broke and in no position to pay his child support payments. Rodman who famously said, 'As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want", is behind in his payments and faces a court hearing Tuesday in Orange. He faces up to 20 days in jail for failure to pay spousal and child support, according to an attorney for his ex-wife. Don't I remember a rather tasteless interview he gave no less than six months ago, where he was getting orally pleasured on air? That was charming...

"Fifty percent of life in the N.B.A. is sex. The other fifty percent is money."
As of March 1, Rodman, 51, owed $808,935 in back child support for the 9- and 10-year-old children that he had with his third wife, Michelle Rodman. When will these athletes understand that it's cheaper to keep her? A vagina is a vagina is a vagina. Why run and spread your demon seed all over the western hemisphere to whatever woman can stomach the sight of you or rather women who only cares about you until the credit cards start to decline. Rodman also owed $51,441 through March 1 in back spousal support, no doubt from wiping all the guilt, shame and fear away from the days she had to had to watch this baboon run around in busted drag, 50 earrings in his face and enough hair colors to fill a pack of fruit stripe gum.

Dennis Rodman's attorney, Linnea Willis, said in court documents that the former Laker is barely capable of paying for his living expenses, let alone the $5,000 he has for one child from another relationship, and the $4,500 monthly payment for spousal and child support to Michelle Rodman. How is he broke? How do these fools who come from poverty and they lament about "I'm from the hood, my mom was addicted to crack, I struggled and my family struggled", to go back to struggling because they needed to buy sunglasses, bedazzled jeans, the bar, and every car a rapper name dropped in a song.

The attorneys who have represented him to date have worked pro bono, Willis said. "Respondent Dennis Rodman is broke and cannot afford any additional fees," according to court documents filed on his behalf.

He is "extremely sick" and his marketability is diminishing with age and illness, according to court documents. We can see his is sick... Amazing really...Magic Johnson contracted HIV in the early 90's and technically should be dead and he has made out better than Rodman. I guess we can use the monniker, "live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse." Dennis can check off 2 on that list. Why do we pay functional illiterates millions of dollars because they can bounce a ball, then act shocked when they piss it all away?

Here is a sure fire way to save money, GET A VASECTOMY! That's like what, a few grand? Baby + Baby Mama= Priceless/ Endless.
Dennis is supposedly and alcoholic and that's why he can't get work. I thought he whored himself out on Celebrity Rehab a few years ago, but he could never commit to not drinking or hanging with his fast friends. He descended into alcoholism due to not seeing his kids, the divorce and more than likely trying to drown out the pain of not being in the spotlight. That's interesting considering he was getting a b.j. on air 6 months ago. Youtube it...

"I go out with white women. This makes a lot of people unhappy, mostly black women."

Don't flatter yourself, Dennis the Menace. No, it didn't upset any black women who had clear vision and you never gave me a chance to go in your wallet during your glory days. No black woman could turn a blind eye to a man who puts on leggings before Russell Brand made them cool with his bulimic, manson chic look. Rodman said that he would judge his own manliness, so does Rupaul and he is famous for cross dressing except his drag is exceptional. No straight man should ever wear a sequined halter top under any circumstances much less Ed Hardy the douchebags regalia. No, Dennis, no black woman is upset that a catch like you got away. You are one less member in the endless parade of fools that we have to reject.

I would suggest that you contact your old flame Madonna, who actually liked you for your soul which is code for penis, and try to get a couple dollars from her or one of her kids, they have money too, especially her clone Lourdes.

One can almost feel a modicum of pity for this man child, until you see photos like this then gut splitting laughter is all that can summoned from the dark forces who incidentally did his makeup



mr celeb maniac said...

He still owes $225K to waitress who sued him for sexual assault, Dennis "The Menace" Rodman.

Anonymous said...

Just look at this thing called a man and see just how far america has fallen into the garbage pit.