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| Take It To The Head |
When it comes to Brown, I compartamentalize him, like I suspect most normal people do with celebrities. We know that they are probably the most wretched people to meet in life and have the worst attitudes on the planet, but we listen to their music and watch their movies and judge their body of work as a separate entity from the real person. It becomes more difficult when the artist becomes over-exposed like Beyonce' was a few years ago, then the personal persona and the character merge and that's when people just can't take anymore from them. Rihanna is heading down that territory, actually went down that road a year ago, but I digress...
Breezy has never been an "artist" that I really liked or listened to. I illegally downloaded a few songs, but an entire album, no. He can dance, can't sing, at least not without auto-tune, but what artist can sing without auto-tune these days. The music that he releases can only be described as generic at best and just plain laughable at worst. Let me save you some money and tell you the theme of his latest techno dancy, R&B disaster album "Fortune", "I got money, I got women, I love to drink, I love to party till I pass out,unprotected sex is fun." The End.
In true Chris Brown fashion, he has been running his mouth on Twitter, because that's what this new crop of celebrities do to stay relevant. They tweet nonsense and "act" stupid to get attention to add money to their bank account. This latest beef is with Frank Ocean, you know the guy that came out again as being gay. Chris thought it would be fun to say, "No Homo", on his feed. Understandably, people think that this statement is homphobic and now he is on the defensive. People still say "No Homo?" Probably only closeted homos that are pretending not to be homos say it, I guess.
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Chris Brown
My Opinion on the whole Frank Ocean subject is ......... Love who u wanna love. It's ur decision. People stop searching for BS.
When Chris' lame pro choice tweet didn't win him over any fans, he responded with this one:
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Chris Brown
Everyone is so quick to point the wrong fingers at each other! Ask urself... Am I Doing everything I can to help the world ????
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| Fairy Fire |
Didn't know there was a wrong finger, but for you Chris I do have a finger I can point at you, two of them actually. Yes, I feel your contribution to society with the lyrics, "I super soak that ho/ Show em No Love/ Throw em a Towel." Doesn't the world feel better already? Doesn't the lyrics sound like Superman by Soulja Boy? How do you steal lyrics from the "rapper" that singlehandedly destroyed rap and was named "the worst rapper of all time". Chris what are you doing to help the world? Playing victim is certainly not helping the world? Whenever things don't go his way, he blames others for his problems, via twitter. It's not my fault that I broke that window, it's the chairs fault because it happened to be in my hand when I threw it. I see why he and Rihanna made a great couple. Victimology is where you can find love in a hopeless place, then exploit the fallout for millions of dollars, depending on which side of the story you believe.
So Chris, is releasing bad music or worse generic music that assaults the ears for those with taste, morals, or knowledge of music like a bad bowel movement, your contribution to helping the world. Is it throwing or snatching phones from your mindless fans who for some reason defend you. Maybe sending relatives to chase Frank Ocean's car like you are really Gotti or some other gangster? That seems to be what everyone want's to be now... Is it smashing windows when someone mentions an event that you don't want to talk about because you lack the emotional maturity to just go to the gym or smoke a blunt in the car. Maybe getting in twitter wars with everyone from regular people to the chick you beat, who you in turn called an industry whore in a song. Those are all appropriate, rational responses that illustrate a well adjusted, happy, mature man or all your behavior tells the world that Chris Brown is mad dog in heat with the emotional maturity of a 5 year old, that deserves to be taken out into a field and shot. Hey, I got a question, What do you call a person that sleeps with an industry whore? An industry whore who goes both ways.
So Chris, is releasing bad music or worse generic music that assaults the ears for those with taste, morals, or knowledge of music like a bad bowel movement, your contribution to helping the world. Is it throwing or snatching phones from your mindless fans who for some reason defend you. Maybe sending relatives to chase Frank Ocean's car like you are really Gotti or some other gangster? That seems to be what everyone want's to be now... Is it smashing windows when someone mentions an event that you don't want to talk about because you lack the emotional maturity to just go to the gym or smoke a blunt in the car. Maybe getting in twitter wars with everyone from regular people to the chick you beat, who you in turn called an industry whore in a song. Those are all appropriate, rational responses that illustrate a well adjusted, happy, mature man or all your behavior tells the world that Chris Brown is mad dog in heat with the emotional maturity of a 5 year old, that deserves to be taken out into a field and shot. Hey, I got a question, What do you call a person that sleeps with an industry whore? An industry whore who goes both ways.
Furthermore, his latest album, is almost completely techno sounding, something they play at gay clubs or balls. It's almost like he went to every gay club in the country, heard that Euro-trash beat and said, "that's it, that hot fire." So, the evidence dictates non hetero status, piles up.
Chris Brown is the perfect example of the "down low" brother who portrays this hypersexual hetero sexual persona, but it's just a mask to cover up his homosexual tendencies. All his songs are about sex and not just romanticized love making, it's verbal porno, set to really bad beats, "coming inside, wetting the bed", and other things of that nature to assert his manhood or lack thereof.
Remember when he was outed by Raz B for having a boyfriend Andre Merritt? There are numerous other reports about him having other gay lovers, one guy named "Jordan", who was in his Kiss Kiss video. The boyfriend was on Youtube's "It's Get'sBetter" program. This lover takes a picture of him and Brown (what is believed to be Brown) getting dressed in some dirty ass hotel. He speaks of having threesomes with Brown with women, and claims that Rihanna was assaulted when she threatened to expose him that night. (I think she was singing)
What all this means is, just like Bishop Eddie Long Stroke, Ted Haggert and Larry Craig, if you focus on gays, and make continuous homophobic rants, etc...chances are YOU'RE GAY. Someone that has had as many issues with his public image as he has, needs to shut the hell up and go in a room, take some time and learn how to write an actual song, instead of tweeting things that let's the cat out of the bag. What am I saying, artistic integrity is not something any of these kids have anymore, just add water, stir, and we have a hit single.
That red carpet is at the closet door waiting for you to come out Chris, just turn the doorknob. Furthermore, send out Kanye while your at it.
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| Sugar Nuts Looking For A Beard |
2 comments:
"but what artist can sing without auto-tune these days"..
Actually MANY can. But they all starve while the ignorant masses give shit-heads like this all their attention.
True. Other than Adele, there are good artists that can sing, but they aren't heavily promoted by major labels.
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