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I think her post divorce movie "The Breakup", was her attempt to exorcise her relationship with Brad with a more funny , pudgier yet less attractive leading man Vince Vaughn. No matter who you get, unless it's David Beckham, you are only going down. Posh will draw blood over Becks and I don't blame her. I would take heifer's out over David Beckham, no matter how many nannies he's rumored to be cheating with, we can work it out. Jennifer is trying to be Meg Ryan minus the range, aka the big sweaters, fluffy hair, nose scrunchy thing. Let's not even talk about vomit stain, homophobe racist with a "nigger pass" John Mayer who got outed by King of blogger trash/ Lady Gaga's personal nut sucker Perez Hilton.
p.s. John, Eminem doesn't even have this so called pass, just because you appeared on the Chappelle show and are friends with some over the hill rappers, doesn't qualify you or will ever give you this fictional pass. I don't know who has this pass or who can dispense it. If any white man deserves it, it will be Maury Povich over you. You don't even sleep with black chicks, what fumes are you sniffing? Being friends with Snoop doesn't give you a "hood pass" since he hasn't put out a decent rap album since "Doggystyle", THAT WAS HIS FIRST ALBUM! Snoop want's to be Bishop Don Juan and a professional roaster on comedy central. How much do you want to bet that he will be at Charlie Sheen's roast with that stupid pimp cup of his high as a kite and still unfunny. I hate Snoop with all my heart and soul. I digress...
Maniston: If you want to turn the page, stop talking about Brad, he's being fruitful and multiplying with great bliss and SHE AIN'T YOU. Your personal life, if you can say you had one, has been non existent for how many years? Stop turning the page backwards!
You reek of desperation in addition to non talent.