Monday, July 11, 2011
Wocka Flaka- Man Down- On to the Next One
The Hip Hop Gods have heard my prayers and the prayers of the world and have deemed this circus clown to be unworthy and have repossessed his dunce hat. Waka either has heard himself rap or needing a publicity stunt/ feaux controversy, sent a misspelled tweet saying that he is done with the music industry and he is retiring on December 31, 2011. Let the church say HALLELOO!!!!!! Is anyone as heartbroken about this as I am? What am I supposed to listen to when I am feeling ghetto and need to slide down the pole? So, no more classics like "O Let's Do It", "No Hands", someone stop this travesty, this injustice. This from the person that has had a hand in destroying the music industry. After burning it down and basically being the Bin Laden of rap, now he wants to retire...please take Gucci Mane, Dourrough, Plies, and especially Soldier Boy with you and never return. Correct me if I am wrong, but don't you have to actually have a music career to retire from it? Did he save that much money? He's announcing this news like he is hot or something. Yeah, it's called falling off. Being out for 2 seconds and having marginal success doesn't require a grand announcement like he's Kanye or someone. Trust me Waka, you won't be missed.
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