J.Low- It's All About Me Tour

ME, ME, ME!

Anaconda hunter Jennifer Lopez gives a pre- planned press release and  another sob story to  Vanity Fair magazine that she still believes in love despite her split from her husband of seven years, Marc Anthony  the sewer rat that fell into a bag of cocaine.
The singer screecher and actress  scenery chewer gave the publication her first interview since announcing her divorce earlier this month.

"Sometimes it doesn’t work – and that's sad," Lopez, 42, tells the magazine. I would think after FOUR  marriages, the sadness would be gone by now, it's all routine. "But I remain an eternal optimist about love. I believe in love." What she means, is that she believes in love of herself and of money. Her next song should be called "I can't live without a man in my bed." Diddy/ Daddy, whatever you call yourself, you got a chance to get back on the taco and send Cassie back to the playground. Don't mess up!

Lopez, who has had a string of high-profile relationships (a revolving door), says she's learned to walk away from something when it isn't right. When it isn't right for her career or an album of auto-tuned trash she is promoting. She's quite the expert on walking away. "These boots were made for walking" was a song made for J.Low. That should be number one on her hood rat/ get money play list on her ipod.

"Sometimes we don't realize that we are compromising ourselves," she tells Vanity Fair. I think Ben Affleck knew he was compromising himself and he walked away after she torpedoed his career.  How could she not know that she is compromising herself? Sleeping with endless men, posing with her fat ass in the camera, being half naked, being puffy's girlfriend? Need I say more?

"To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way, or that he is not doing the right thing for himself – if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me (or her career). I love myself enough to walk away from that now."  She meant to say, " I don't love him, but I love all the money we make together." How many casualties of the J.Lo curse have we seen? This one just lasted a bit longer...One thing Lopez says she and Anthony do right is work together, saying "together we make magic." What magic do they make together? Their singing?  HE sings, well. She screeches like a drunken cat. She is getting yet another divorce, but still believes in love? Can you say MORON? Does that make any sense? So much for the sanctity of marriage...

This woman is completely BORING and overrated. The same poses, mouth half open like she is waiting for a penis to be inserted, same color lipstick, same hair, same diva attitude, every interview is, "I and Me". I cannot be bothered watching anything she does. She needs therapy. Lots of it. She needs to be involved with her children rather than running around with men. Some people just never learn. This Puerto Rican harlot doesn't know the first thing about being in a solid relationsh­ip. I think that she desires nothing more then to wear revealing clothes and dance. Her dances aren't even new, it's just her wedged in a sequined body stocking, 3 sizes too small while she shakes her butt and creates an earthquake that ranks 8.5 on the Richter scale.

What a Crock!!!!!­!! Anthony the ghost of Johnny Depp was into the Feds for $3 Million plus in back taxes, but she ponied up that dough from her check from American Idol.  Neither know much on money management­, unless buying shoes, hot pants, makeup, fake eyelashes and handbags are the best financial investments. Aren't these the job creators that we have to protect from paying more taxes to help get this country out of debt? Narcissists at their best. Mark deserved better, the wife he had was probably better in fact, maybe not in the sack. How many times has biscuit butt walked away? How is this "walk out" any different than the waiter, the dancer, and Puffy? She is nothing more than an overpaid prostitute that can dance and got lucky with some movies who is back on the prowl. Rihanna, watch and learn girl...this is the model to learn from. This is your future, if you ever get off the weed and the hypercolor bathing suits. Get your check book out fellas! You can take the J.Lo out of the hood but you can’t take the hood out of the ho, ho ho.

This is a simple case of two huge egos colliding. I'd suggest she try a non-celebr­ity next time but she's done that too. Maybe she should try women next, a submissive­, passive woman. That's the ticket. Since Rihanna is gay for pay and humps anything, that's a good starting point . If she likes boney, then I suggest an Olsen twin and their physique will resemble skeletor Marc Anthony, so she will feel right at home.

I thought she wanted privacy during these "difficult­" times; why is she divulging details of her failed marriage to the public if she so yearns for "privacy"? She is as phony as a two dollar bill or her artificial nose. Privacy indeed!

J Low is a good dancer, a tragically bad singer, probably a good sex partner, maybe a decent mother, but she really has gotten what she deserved by hooking up with the fools she has. An excellent example of how wealth bears no correlation­ whatsoever to intelligence­.