Next Stop on Crazy Town...The Soviet Union

Guess Who's Back For a Sequel?

I know the Soviet Union broke up 20 years ago and the fall of the Berlin Wall was the Catalyst...I know... Who cares about reality? Republican Presidential Front runner Michelle Bachmann thinks that Americans are afraid of the Soviet Union.

The Minnesota lawmaker told conservative radio host Jay Sekulow the recent compromise among congressional Republicans and President Obama to raise the legal U.S. borrowing limit could give fresh vigor to Ronald Reagan's "evil empire."

"What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the rise of China, the rise of India, the rise of the Soviet Union and our loss militarily going forward," she said.

"And especially with this very bad debt ceiling bill, what we have done is given a favor to President Obama and the first thing he'll whack is five hundred billion out of the military defense at a time when we're fighting three wars. People recognize that," Bachmann told Sekulow. The Soviet Union fell apart two decades ago and is now 15 distinct nations.

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Ok...I think the Twin Cities are missing a town idiot. I can tell you right now, I have no fear of the Soviet Union. Why? IT DOESN'T EXIST! Did she leave her brain cells back in 1985? That's like being afraid of the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, but maybe to her crowd they do exist. I have always questioned her sanity, just look at her eyes, but fearing a country that doesn't exist?! For God's sake, you can't be serious. I almost appreciate the nostalgia of seeing the words "Soviet Union" in a headline again, but there is nothing to see here folks. My Shih-Tzu not being groomed for 3 months is scarier than a resurgent Soviet Union. Fear China, fine, they own us and they have more boys, but The SOVIET UNION?!!!!!!!!! I can't even stop laughing at this. This is another Palin on the loose. Yeah, I want to see "crazy eyes" bring this $2 gallon gas she has been promising, is she planning on hypnotizing them with those eyes? She has no idea what the hell she's talking about and the only people dumber than her are her followers. If you locked a Martian Brain sucker in a room with Palin, Bachmann, and O'Donnell -- it would starve to death! No gray matter here, folks!

Every time Bachmann opens her mouth, out comes a really stupid idea or an outright lie, and often both. Perhaps she has just not read any real history for the last fifty years. Perhaps she should seek out a career as a comedian on SNL or get her own show to replace Conan since his ratings are sliding. To her chief of staff / lead campaign adviser: "Will someone PLEASE get this woman a teleprompter!!!" That's right...she can't read, otherwise she would know THAT THE SOVIET UNION DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!

Let's cut her some slack. Clearly, we are incapable of understanding the postulations of a SUPER-GENIUS. This girl makes Wile E. Coyote look like a moron! You see, Mrs. Bachmann has, no doubt, been studying string theory and the nature of the multi- verse. She has probably taken some of that money the government gave to her to do some experiments.

Me thinks, that Michelle has discovered a rip in the fabric of space and time!!!! The Soviet Union is probably sending troops from 1989 through this hole to invade the United States. I think that we ignore her warnings at our own risk.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND NO WHERE ELSE...