Rick Perry and Jesus Need to Break Up

I'm Not a Bigot, Really, Trust me!

Good News! The economic problems are not the result of  the policies of Reagan, Bush 41, Clinton, or even The Duke of Hazzard! It's not even our Sharia loving secret terrorist mulatto president who dresses up in a joker uniform from time to time. It's...lean in closer...GOD'S FAULT! I know...I'm shocked too. Satan and the super devil took the day off...

In an interview last month, Texas Governor George Bush Rick Perry explained how the economic crisis is part of God’s plan, to return us to biblical principles. Gov. Perry has expressed some interest in running for President in 2012, and polled voters nationwide in January to see how he would do. He has subsequently made all of the uneducated Southern, Evangelical nut job wet dreams come true and threw his cow boy hat in the ring with the hope of trading it in for a crown. Bush 2.0 has not only snowed Iowa, but he has brought his feel good corduroy, blue jean, barbecue, and lemonade sound bite racism to Alabama and he won our "straw poll" if that means anything. It's the same formula, prayer rallies, homosexuality caused 9/11, the statue of liberty is a demonic idol, up is white, east is black. If it makes no sense, the more we like it, just say : "The Bible says" or "My Faith" and you are so in... This guy referred to his childhood as his "growing up time". This guy's election campaign is going to be sound bite gold my friends. The best was his blatantly choreographed speech while standing Captain Morgan style on a bunch of hay bales in his obscenely tight wranglers. I have seen Lady Gaga dancers who left more to the imagination.

During an appearance on James Robison’s Life Today television program, Perry says he sees a silver lining to the devastating recession that has cost millions of families their jobs, homes, and livelihoods: it will return America to “Biblical principles” ( when did we ever have those?) and free us from the slavery of big government:

I think in America from time to time we have to go through some difficult times — and I think we’re going through those difficult economic times for a purpose, to bring us back to those Biblical principles of you know, you don’t spend all the money. You work hard for those six years and you put up that seventh year in the warehouse to take you through the hard times. And not spending all of our money. Not asking for Pharaoh to give everything to everybody and to take care of folks because at the end of the day, it’s slavery. We become slaves to government.

Biblical principles of not spending money? Please re read Genesis, because this Idiots Guide to the Joseph/ Pharaoh/ Pottifer story isn't quite what happened. Unless he has some new translation of the Bible that I'm unfamiliar with. As I recall, Pharaoh did save the Egyptians during the years of famine due to the fact that Joseph interpreted a dream for Pharaoh regarding the seven years of famine and seven years of bounty. So, Bible scholar, at least get the story straight, even if your sexual orientation isn't.

Bah Bah White Sheep...

I fear these theocrats more than their apocalyptic rhetoric about looming Sharia law. What’s hilarious is that he has the Pharaoh/Joseph story twisted … saying we must not go to Pharaoh, which is the gov’t, during the lean years. All of these Bible thumping politicians that love to editorialize and tell us how we should live our lives based on a book they don't even read or know. How hypocritical and how stupid are we for listening to them. Well not me, obviously...Even Satan knows the Bible better than this rube and he would be a better choice as president than Rick Perry.

He wants to be President of the United States of America after threatening to secede from America back in 2009. OK...I mean how does that work? He said that he wants to make Washington the most insignificant city in our lives. So, that means we will be slaves to corporations, and return us to mass poverty, deprivation, suffering and death of biblical times – for PROFIT of the UberRiche! Rick Perry is just another greedy, right wing, SOCIOPATH. If he wants to go back to Biblical times, he and the rest of the God squad can go in the hills with the Amish and have a second dark age. Here on this planet, where we enjoy air conditioning and everything bad isn't evidence of Satan at work, or a feeble attempt at keeping people under socio economic and political control, no thank you sir. The GOP will stoop to ANY level to gain power and control and they should be classified as terrorists  which is what they are, fear-mongers with no understanding of morals, ethics or right and wrong.

For God So Love the World...

They blame Obama for the mess they created, then yell louder when confronted with facts. But this is RELIGIOUS, so there are NO facts, only 2000-year-old multiply-rewritten (yet somehow always totally true) dogma and prophecy.

Do not believe for a second that this is not war – cultural, moral, economic, intellectual, anti-science, anti-intelligence war, with the goal being the new fascist world order, with the Xian right-wing at the top and the rest groveling at the bottom. As I have stated before, Religion is the single biggest threat and is destroying the planet.

DEAR RICK:  YOU AND OTHER'S LIKE YOU, TAKE YOUR GAWD AND PISS OFF!