Beyonce Studies Class to be Taught in an Actual University

Fag hag's rejoice...

Do these glasses make me look smart?

A university is actually dedicating an entire course to analyze the star's impact on gender studies, music and western culture. "Politicizing Beyonce" is available to corrupt your child's mind and twist the bounds of feminism at Rutgers University.

As part of the establishment’s Department Of Women and Gender Studies, the course is ran by a Kevin Allred, an admitted fan of the entertainer, whose work has been aligned with fourth wave feminism for some time.

Allred explained: This isn’t a course about Beyoncé’s political engagement or how many times she performed during President Obama’s inauguration weekend.

Hide my shame

She certainly pushes boundaries. (her ever expanding thighs). While other artists are simply releasing music, she’s creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona. Oh please, Beyonce doesn't just release music? What are her songs about? Sex. Oh yeah, what a big difference than the rest of the artists out there. The only difference between her, Rihanna or Katy Perry is that she has a tighter lip sync and she puts forth a greater amount of effort in her performances.  (granted they are stolen performances) ...between this and the Jay-Z class at Rutgers we can learn about the entire Carter family...all but the surrogates womb that Beyonce stole and the con job she tried to play on the world pretending she was pregnant in the shortest pregnancy known to man.  We wonder why the American education system is going to hell with classes like this being offered. 

Who needs a class on Jay-Z? He has been ripping off Biggie and Nas for over a decade and the times when he is "original" all he says is "I'm a mogul, I got a billion dollars, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one". Then he throws in jigga my nigga, something about hova, he's on an island sipping champagne in flip flops, and he's the greatest.  We don't need a class to analyze mediocre recycled rhymes.

According to Rutgers’ website, Bey’s songs and lyrics are “used as lenses to explore American race, gender, and sexual politics” alongside works from black feminist heavyweights like Alice Walker (The Color Purple) and abolitionist Sojourner Truth. Course topics include the “extent of Beyoncé’s control over her own aesthetic, whether her often half-naked body is empowered or stereotypical, and her more racy performances as her alter ego, ‘Sasha Fierce’.”  Comparing Beyonce, the person that can't give an intelligent interview to save her life, famous for singing such deep songs like "Bootylicious, Bills, Bills, Bills and If I were a Boy", to Sojourner Truth, the pioneer that brought millions of slaves to freedom and set up the underground railroad...Yeah, I can see the comparison. A person that barely finished high school and has lyrics so profound as "I don't think you are ready for this jelly,", literally rhymes minute with minute, and really says in a song that she will leave her trifling man for another man because she can pull them like that,  has a class being taught about her in a university. Alice Walker actually wrote something, namely the Color Purple and other stories, Beyonce just shook her money maker, betrayed her band mates and got a blond weave. Will they include her plagiarisms, numerous lawsuits, lip syncing, stealing entire shows from lesser known artists, trolling youtube and myspace for songs and videos that "inspire her", horrific acting, designing poly blend hoe wear for kids that belong only in a Walmart or a swap meet and how she set's women back 200 years with her smut act. How being as stupid and slutty as you can, but convincing people that you are classy has somehow become the new female empowerment is amazing. Brains and articulateness have been replaced with crotch grinding, sparkles and high heels. Sasha Fierce, basically the period when Beyonce could dress up like a drag queen and be as slutty as possible, was pretty much the dumbest crap ever and she jumped on the band wagon after other artists came up with the "alter ego" idiocy. Another celeb with multiple personality disorder, Shawn needs to watch his camel, before Sasha gets a hold of it with those cottage cheese thighs.

I wonder if Shawn goes up to Bey/Sasha and asks her

Shawn(voice)-”Hey Beeeeeeyyy…..are you Sasha or Beyonce tonight?”

Bey(voice)-”Baby you know i’m only Sasha for my fans……you know i do that because Beyonce is shy Beyonce never does those nasty moves and Beyonce will never dress like that”. 

I see she has a great Brazilian, guess you have to keep it neat where the camel eats.

This corset got this popeye's held in

This is a pretentious glorification of a nauseating career built on a house of cards of shrewd maneuvers by greasy rooster beak nose Matthew Knowles and using her vajajay to hypnotize single women into thinking that by doing that stupid dance that somehow they were showing solidarity instead of grand stupidity and pathetic-ness. 

Yet another example of why they are beating us...