Thursday, February 2, 2012

Rihanna Spends $160K on Bedazzled Marilyn Monroe Picture

A Fool And Their Money Are Soon Departed...

Def Jam's resident heirem scarem night of the living vocal dead has decided to jump on the celebrity bandwagon and idolize Marilyn Monroe. She has no originality, she just wig snatches...Just like Mariah, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Anna Nicole Smith, Madonna et. al she has taken her slavish devotion too far and decided to buy some Marilyn bling. Once again, as if investing in her very weak instrument, namely her voice and preparing for the Grammy's were something outlandish, (the auto tuned, teen choice awards), she shells out $160K on a bedazzled photo of Marilyn. She knows all about bedazzling, since her entire stage decor is nothing but bedazzled bikinis accessorized by a different selection of dry and crusty weaves. If you aren't hypnotized by that, then there are seizure inducing lights to help drown out the goat melodies coming from the stage. That is, if Rihanna bothers to try and sing over her backing tracks or she holds the microphone in the air for tough notes for "audience participation".


Considering she was broke a few years ago and the fact that her album was just certified gold, meaning that she had so many units shipped not sold, she should just be chilling on her bank. 10 million twitter fans and only 500k albums shipped... Looks like people are wising up to the five head goat princess. She has had 6 albums with 11 number 1 singles and not one album has gone to number one. I don't know about you, but I like to have my crazy in my bread.

The 5x5 foot picture is made with 65,000 Swarovski crystals and weighs a whopping 182 pounds. Rihanna is thought to have commissioned the piece from British artist Claire Milner and it took four months to complete. Again, time she could've spent perfecting her craft instead of terrorizing the world with her terrible "music". If this is an attempt at acquiring an art collection, one thinks of Van Goh, Michelangelo, or some other French, Greek, Roman, or Italian dude that no one knows and whose work belongs in the Louver. No one is checking for a drugged out overweight Mistress of a President with Marginal acting skills at best. That's like hoping the value of Pee Wee Herman's used condom will appreciate in value. Like I said, I like my crazy to be in my bread.

This Jody Watley imitation dresses to skanky and cheap to drop that type of coin on a painting...I'm sorry...a bedazzled arts and craft project. The one thing that Marilyn and Rihanna have in common is that they both will share the same semen soaked, drug and alcohol related death, except Marilyn didn't annoy us to death with mediocre music at best and a steaming pile of auto tuned feces on a normal day. Everyone that has invoked the power of "Marilyn" has had a problematic, chaotic life and very public meltdowns. That sh@tbird, I would leave back in the 60's. Who says we should not tax the wealthy? Tax those stupid fools at gun point. In the words of Rick James, "they should've never gave you niggas money"!

Too bad it wasn't made of lead based paint for her to lick, since she likes to lick things...
Rihanna: 'Talk That Talk' Cover Art Released!
Am I edgy yet,  can I stop trying so hard?

1 comment:

tiffany jewellery said...

Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is great blog. A great read. I will certainly be back.