Eddie Long Crowned King of Pimps

This is some kind of joke right? 

I don't even believe this is happening...

Greased up displaced pimp, sexual predator and known homophobe has been crowned king by a phony Rabbi in order to regain mental mind control over his already gullible followers at New Birth Baptist Church.
A 14-minute video clip showing Bishop Eddie Long of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church being crowned by Rabbi Ralph Messer has made people want to retch at the sheer pomp and ludicrous spectacle of declaring a homophobic pedophile "blessed". 

The episode took place during the Sunday, Jan. 29 service, as announced on New Birth's Facebook page as well as Messer's, and was watched by thousands. The YouTube clip, making the rounds on the Internet, was uploaded to the video network Jan. 31. Great start to black history month... The so called rabbi conducted an interesting ritual or arrogance and ignorance to say the least.

Messer offered Long on air what he claimed was a 312-year-old priceless Hebrew scroll saved from the Auschwitz death camp after World War II.  He unsheathed the scroll almost like one would circumcise a penis, fitting for a gay man trying desperately to convince us that he isn't gay.  By the way, the rabbi called the covering of the scroll "foreskin". Now my b.s. antennae started twitching...if any of us had gone to history class and had known anything about WWII, Jews were allowed to carry only what they could carry before transportation to concentration camps. You really believe Nazi's would allow them to carry a huge and I mean huge scroll that is allegedly kept in the Holy of Hollies along with the Arc of the Covenant? Am I also supposed to suspend my disbelief far enough to believe that Nazi's would keep basically a sheet of paper written in Hebrew? Please...this scroll came from ebay, but it appears no normal Torah scroll would purge Bishop Longstroke of the accusations of financial wrong doing, sexual misconduct, pedophilia, homophobia all leading to his wife to file for divorce.

He then wrapped the New Birth minister in it as mood-enhancing music played in the background, and called for Long to be lifted up on a chair, similar to a throne. All he needed was a scepter, crown, and a long red robe and it would've been something out of Great Britain. While Long was being carried across the podium, Messer spoke of biblical kingship, which Long was supposed to represent. Yeah...I would think that they kept that huge scroll in his lap so he wouldn't poke anyone in the booty. "Hide your sons, and your boyfriends, he raping all the males out here." 

Messer then tied this phuckery to black slavery with this line,  “He’s a king. God’s blessed him. He’s a humble man. But in him is kingship. In him is royalty,” Messer proclaimed over Long. “In him was a land of Israel. In him was a k chromosome … he was brought through the slaves, raised up in a city and God now wants to release a new anointing.”

The ritualistic ceremony continued as Long was presented with a "belt of justice and blessing" and "a constitution of God as a king." Four men then lifted the seated Long up and carried him around the platform as Hebrew songs played in the background. It's as if he won a beauty contest or he won Pope. All he needed was a pimp chalice, hat with a feather and some hoes named after cars or jewelry and the blasphemy would've been complete. 

Make no mistake, this "ceremony" was a shrewd attempt to tell his congregation, "I am in charge, don't ask me about my crimes if you doubt me, then you will go to hell." However, if remaining in that church means running the risk of getting poked by this black bastards ooh hoo, then I will risk the 9th circle of hell wearing Eddie's greasy toupee. This is the very definition of the cult. A charismatic leader who exerts control over the group, and there is more emphasis on the personal tie on the leader than the theology. This church can't get Christianity right and they most certainly bungled Judaism. Eddie has symbolically told his church "I am king, I am sovereign, therefore worship me." CULT. Messer stated that the ritual will speak death or life in someone. Who I wonder? Life if you are on the longstroke train and don't ask questions and death if you buck the system. Again. CULT. 

Little Jimmy doesn't like me

Eddie Long is one of the main reasons that mental health facilities exist and are populated by people claiming to be God or hearing directly from God. Longstroke and his skintight biker shorts, greasy wig, and lies can sit on the throne of the weak minded, the molested, and the poor. He is a money grubbing, scripture twisting minstrel and his followers deserve exactly what they get.