Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Katy Perry Needs a F**cking Vacation

Don't let the doorknob hit you where the dog should've bit you!

KATY PERRY I need clarification from the ex- bulimic. MS. Marilyn Manson in nut hugger jeans. Does she need a vacation from f**cking or a vacation for more f**cking?  Where do we drop off the condoms and the coke? You probably have them attached to your costume or stuffed in your huge bra. Maybe your bestie Rihanna has you covered with the condoms and the coke.

The bedazzled cupcake/ asphixiated ghost gave her typical articulate brand of spunky "girl power" interview saying "I swear, after this song, I'm taking a f---ing vacation". Perry polluted the airwaves along with fellow autotune slutbots and pumped out five No. 1s off her 2010 album "Teenage Dream" -- "California Gurls," "Teenage Dream," "Firework," "E.T." and "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)." The pop singer even tied Michael Jackson's record for most No. 1 singles off a single album. (Jackson scored five No. 1s off 1987's Bad.) There is something so disturbing about that...More like teenage nightmare or teenage statutory rape with the most banal lyrics second only to Rihanna in stupidity and rank laziness.

  Perry recently revealed that her next album will be "real f---ing dark." In December 2011, her husband Russell Brand filed for divorce, after just 14 months of marriage. I think we all were watching the clock with baited breath on that one. A real life cupcake marrying a non funny british so called comedian...yeah...a match made in heaven. As if Battleship weren't enough b.s. coming to theatre's, Perry's "Part of Me 3D" movie will be hitting theaters July 5. Just what the world needs, Katy singing out of tune, 3-D boobs, weird hair colors, and enough glitter for the best drag or kiddie pageant ever known to man. Barf bags should come with the 3-D glasses. You either will vomit from laughter or from the stupidity, either way, it should be included in the ticket price. Maybe some eye drops from the eye rolls that will no doubt be a part of the banter in the theatre. 

Let's be clear Ms. Perry, we need a vacation from you and your yodeling and crappy so called music. Oh poor you, traveling the world in a private jet, limos, trailed by a coterie of psychophants that tell you that "you are the best",  and "your boobs are shining orbs of loveliness." What's exausting is hearing your inane lyrics in the mall or restaurants without ripping my hair out. 

Here is a sample from the poet:
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag (No, I can't feel like a bag because it's an INANIMATE OBJECT YOU CLOWN)
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again (Again, a bag can't have desires, because it's not alive, it's an INANIMATE OBJECT)

You don't have to feel like a waste of space (Well thanks, but this song is a waste of space, and so are you)
You're original, cannot be replaced (This song isn't, it's generic)
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow (So, only after hurricane's do rainbows form, I thought after it rained, hence the name rainbow, not just after this particular meteorological instance. Not after a thunderstorm, a tropical storm, just a hurricane only? Wow, Katy is a weather girl now...that's why she has a blank look on her face)

The Lights are on and No  One is Home

I won't post anymore idiocy, because it hurts me to actually read the lyrics and see the sheer stupidity of the words that had to take no more than 5 minutes to write down. Her songs are basically about getting laid and being stupid while fireworks or some other attention shoots out of her massive mammaries. Let's just stick to Gaga's Express Yourself Born This Way as a tribute to being who you are. Firework relates to people who spell girl, "gurl" or is, "izz" and dot their i's with hearts or smiley faces. These people do not deserve to live in a civilized world. The fact that she tied Michael Jackson with Teenage Tragedy shows the sorry state of music. Comparing MJ to The Ashpixiated ghost is like a root canal to a happy ending.

If you look up "overexposure" in the dictionary, you would see a photo of this bedazzled kiddie porn star right next to her best bud. Welcome to life Asphixiated ghost. You are well compensated and you even married a bulimic unfunny grizzly adams. Somewhere Celine Dione, Cher, Barbara Streisand, and Tina Turner laugh at the little amateur goth ghost who think that what she does is hard. 

I'm So Cool...NOT!
Take a Vacation at the Bermuda Triangle and take Rihanna with you.


Anonymous said...

Love how none of your ideas or rants have any comments. Must be a lack of audience. Or a lack of people who give two shits about your pathetic opinions

Rebel Flower said...

God you are stupid...but it appears you do...

thanks for reading a year old post and commenting...