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| Call me OCTOPUSSY |
"I'm staying strong," Suleman tells guess who? A reporter. "This is something I had to do because I have made poor decisions. I have regrets but can't focus on them, I have to focus on moving forward. I have been dancing around all day with my kids. They have no idea about what is going on." You think you made poor decisions you imbecilic waste of space? 14 kids, no job, no husband, no income, yeah...poor decisions is an understatement. She needs to start a show called "Eight is Not Enough."
Chapter 7 is the most serious form of bankruptcy, undertaken only by those in extreme circumstances. Although legal documents don't reveal how much she owes, Suleman confessed it was her only option."This has taken me by surprise and I hate to ask for help but I have to," Suleman says. "Everything I do is for my kids. I'm not sure about what the future holds, but my children deserve a great life and I will do whatever I have to do to make that happen." Really, her memory must be really bad and her stupidity is just baffling. I mean Beyonce and Rihanna levels of stupid...she must've forgotten the pity party website with a pay pal link to "donate" money to her and her meal ticket kids from a few years ago. I haven't. The future holds a litter of children with a pariah for a mother, they will have behavioral problems because mommy dearest is mentally ill. We are all prepared for some tell all book that will undoubtedly come out on OWN in about 15 years with a corresponding interview with runaway slave Oprah.
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| Are the Cameras Rolling? |
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| Am I Getting Enough Attention? Maybe Angelina will Hire Me? |
Now, that she is broke, she has no alternative, other than porn to support her kids. Court filings have her listed as being at least $1 million dollars in debt. Among others, Suleman owes money to her father, the city's water department, DirecTV and Whittier Christian School, where at least some of her children are students. Suleman also owes more than $30,000 in rent payments on her four-bedroom house. Even your own father won't cut you slack and you have to include him in bankruptcy court documents. Why should the government help her, if her own father, half of his DNA, won't? He knows that she is full of crap and nuttier than squirrel turd.
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| Do You Find Me Sexy? |
The world's worst mother has agreed to participate in a solo masturbation video in order to raise funds. Is this a press notice for the best comedy or best horror film of 2012? I guess we really want to see a weak Angelina Jolie touch herself in her girly bits. However, it's not to be considered porn, "it's not porn because it's a solo mission." Oh wow...her stupidity truly makes me lose faith in humanity. What toy can this freak of nature possibly use to pleasure herself? A tree stump perhaps? News Flash: A sex act done on camera, is porn, the number of people in the scene are irrelevant. A sex act for pay is prostitution, you can't distinguish the prostitution by saying, "well it's the same gender, so it doesn't count." Who in their right mind wants to see a cheap Angelina Jolie touch herself, that thing must look like a stretched out football or a sweaty, moldy, worn out catchers mitt. Maybe Santorum was right about banning Porn when we have garbage like this coming to brown paper bags near you.
In her case, we need to bring back debtors prisons with a wing for botched plastic surgery and being an ass clown in general. All Octopussy wants to do is feed the fame beast and try and stay relevant. This is what happens when you horde children in order to satisfy her emotional greed as well as rank stupidity. Guess she should've taken that million when they offered it to her a few years ago when she had more shine on that celebrity star. But, somehow, it seems likely that she would be in this exact position.
Posing topless, not porn, masturbation on film, not porn. Priceless logic, truly priceless.
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| Blow the Candles Out |
At least she can find some use for those collagen lips and get some cake, cake, cake, cake.
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