Open Letter to Wiz Khalifa

Dear Wiz,

Or scarercrow from the Wiz, you are in desperate need for an intervention. I mean someone that looks like an ashy crackhead that has been drawn on by special ed kids needs immediate help. You are so ugly that you make Jay-Z look like a GQ Model. I mean you are so unattractive that you are painfully unattractive almost like an infected puss wound. Speaking of infections...do you ever think just once why your chemical toilet jump off fiance wants you? It must be the money cause it aint your face. All she has done since she "appeared" on the scene wedged in a body stocking is use her body to advance her mythical career. You want to put a ring on a jump off. Dude...come on. I think the weed is laced with syrup or PCP or some strong psychotropic drug. You might want to put down the rolling papers and try to read a book every once in while. What am I saying? You have a hit song where all you say is "black and yellow" over and over.

Do you think Amber is going to be the same trophy for you that she was for Ye? Let's be real, the using was mutual. She wanted some fame and money, in exchange Ye got a trophy on his arm in public, a freak in private and an attention magnet for something other than him pissing people off. It worked well for them both.

It's not working quite well for you though. She's draining your buzz instead of adding to it because she's trying to get a reality show and shoot her career off as something other than a jumpoff which that's all she is. As a result, you look like a sucker, a nappy headed sucker that haven't bathed in 6 months, not to see this chick is using you without giving much back than just sex. She's not even a trophy anymore because she's been photographed with so many black celebs that she looks like a groupie. The jig is up!

You met our fatal blossom in LA, actually on other internet, probably on jumpoffs.com, while she was designing her cleverly named store "Sunglasses", which I can only assume sells sunglasses. You said: “I met her in L.A. Well, we talked on the Internet first because I was on tour. And she’s designing a sunglasses store, and she was just interested in my look and wanted me to be a part of her line." What she found her next mark? "So we were really just focused on business and being cool and stuff like that." Being cool...That's always important, being in your mid 20's, smoking weed, and continuosly having to take to twitter to defend nude photos that continue to surface every 3 to 6 months.

"I just became so interested in her and I didn’t want to spend any time away from her. I always wanted to be around her and she felt the same way, and I ended up just moving out to L.A. and just started my life out there with her.” She probably told you to pay me or pay me no attention. She's a pimpette and you are her bitch. Anyone that get's a tattoo of their significant other placed on any part of their body knows that the relationship is doomed before it begins and this is what you did. You can always amend the tatt to "Amber will phuck for a walkman" when you inevitably break up.

I'm Shy

Amber has had new nude photos released in a matter of months from the last set and this time you came to her defense saying, “I could see if that was what she was doing while I’m with her or something like that and it was in a disrespectful way, but it’s nothing like that. It’s not even, like, the pictures or her past is a raunchy past. She did what she had to do. There’s plenty of powerful women who overcame that, and that’s what she really is, an example of what work and faith in God, you know what I’m saying, can get you into a positive situation." How isn't her past raunchy? She was a stripper, right? Not the same as being a lawyer or a doctor. Real contribution to human history. Powerful women have overcame being a stripper? Name them. I don't think Hillary Clinton, Condi Rice or even Palin had to overcome something like this. Palin was in pagents, not the same thing as dropping it like it's hot, sliding down the pole topless for singles to finance her $1 scholarship program. Let's please leave God out of this. To infer that her being a jumpoff is something that God has not only condoned but blessed is just nothing short of crazy. Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

"The biggest misconception about Amber is that she wants attention. Everybody thinks that she does stuff for attention and that she loves attention, but she’s really, really reserved and shy. She just gets attention ’cause she’s dope.” Really reserved and shy? Maybe you are smoking dope. A stripper that has numerous nude photos leaked to the public of her fingering herself, is known for being wedged in body stockings, topless, and clothes so tight that I could get a yeast infection from just seeing them is the farthest thing from shy. She is an attention whore that makes a spectacle of herself in order to stay relevant.

I made this blonde dyke

You will never be Kanye, you will never have his money, you will never have his popularity, you just smashing his groupie left over. Are you trying to catch his success by proxy by sleeping with his discard after she gained 10 pounds? Won't work scarecrow...

From the looks of you, I can almost see the live sperm swimming on your lips hours after you  kissed her.

Amber Rose, Let's Play the Blame Game

The less talent you have the more skin you show....

Looks like Amber has learned how to become famous by following in the footsteps of fellow whores who do nothing like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Rihanna, and that is leak photos or a sex tape and feign outrage. This so called model, who never seems to ever be in any fashion shows of any kind jumps from rapper to rapper and that's basically her only claim to fame. That and being bald. Amber says that the company that dropped her is not her agency, CAA, but she doesn't say what company that dropped her.

"I didn't get dropped from my agency," she tweeted. "I swear I'm on here eday shutting down rumors & the only reason I do is cuz its messing up my business." What business is that Amber? Being a prostitute will always be in fashion for you, it has been going on since biblical times, they don't call it the oldest profession for nothing. Spelling and grammer is definitely not part of your business...you can lead a whore to water, but you can't make them think. What company dropped you? I'm sure Dereon can use a model for their hooker couture line, but Beyonce' and her mother has to be featured in every add and since you are technically lighter, that may be a fly in the proverbial ointment. How about this, if you value your career, don't take photos of yourself with your fingers shoved up your vajajay?! or, How about learn delete all. I'm no prude, but I can see what this trollop had for dinner the evening before in these photos. She will be wearing depends by the time she's 40, there will be no traction left. This is messing up her business...give me a break. She got rich being Kanye's jump off who wore nothing but body stockings with her breasts popping out on the verge of hitting the cameras while she flipped off the photographers. Without Kanye, Wiz and the other rapper's member's that she's been riding, she would've crossed the line into porn. When her so called "marriage" to Wiz who happens to look like the scarecrow from the "The Wiz", fails she probably will make some porno's and that will be sum total of her talent. Anna Nicole Smith was better than this only because she had the sense to get on that 98 year old man. Catch them when their on the way in the ground and spend, spend, spend, spend. Her career is in jeopardy?! Screwing rappers for fame points? Well, I think it's safe, I don't think there is a bottom in that bottomless pit unless Flavor Flav is single and somehow that's not even a bottom anymore. She was a stripper when she was 15 and she dated Kanye, not sure which two stellar careers would be ruined by nude photos.

This is nothing but publicity for her reality show and her stupid store called "sunglasses" which I'm guessing sells sunglasses. Such an original name by the way. She has the personality of a tossed salad, so we need to have people talk about her being naughty. She doesn't do anything except go in and out of clubs while rappers go in and out of her, so we have to drop a sex tape or leak nude photos then pretend that someone else did it and that it's some sort of surprise and that she's the victim. I'm weeping right now. Right now in hell a demon is getting it's wings from the tears I shed from this injustice.  Where is Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton on this travesty? They made that movie about that deadbeat Ghandi when there is story like this that hasn't been told. Please Amber...Somewhere there is a dude with a stomach ache and a naked photo of this trash and trust me they're related. Since when did showing cleavage become a full time career?

If it doesn't work out, the rapper jump off thing, you know being the industry whore, and the reality show because having no personality is not really entertaining, then you have a good chance to pose for Penthouse. Also, we can host the next Easter egg hunt in your hoo ha...it seems to be able to hold alot and I mean alot.

 I guess Wiz's next weed song can be titled "Mo photo's Mo problems", and when it flops, you will be on to the next rappers nots. I'm saying you a gold digger...