DeLorean the Fraud and Misee Harris Give "Their Side" Essays and...

They are pieces of crap, in fact they are works of fiction worthy of the title, "from the imagination of Disney". These posts are cynical pieces of self serving fluff and beyond transparent. Let me begin from the beginning...

For people that don't know who DeLorean is at this point, he is an online scammer that has devolved into a running joke on Facebook. He is a self proclaimed R&B artist, entrepreneur and singer/ songwriter. He has Instagram and Facebook posts where he claims to help single mothers by paying their bills for a month, raising money for sick kids, or his most favorite past time, posing in front of leased vehicles and counting bands of prop money. He also tells people that they can live the good life by joining his "money team" at MCA, and it will only cost $40. Then he blocks them from all communication, taking both their $40 and the little hope they had of financial freedom. When he's called out on Facebook or other social media, he curses them out, calls them "haters" and then blocks their accounts. Out of all of the shenanigans online he has pulled, the worst thing he has done, was to steal an actual R&B artists music and then sell it as his own. Delorean's voice is actually recorded admitting that he stole Fedarro Noel's music, yet he has told so many lies regarding the situation that you wonder if he has multiple personalities. On July 16th, Fedarro took DeLorean to court for cyberstalking, but there was no foundation for that charge. DeLorean has taken this as a victory, but he has more court dates in reference to the copyright infringement of Fedarro's music. So his day of reckoning approacheth.

Misee Harris is a "journalist",(we can use that term loosely), dentist, and all around opportunist who has pretended to be the "voice of the voiceless" as long as it suits her. She wrote a post for the Huffington post calling DeLorean the "Black Bernie Madoff", and she was leading the charge for the people that was cheated and hurt by DeLorean's lies up until last week. Her and DeLorean has several exchanges on Facebook, a 3 hour "interview", where none of the questions or content was disclosed, and mirror status updates. The insinuation was given that she and DeLorean were dating and she did nothing to dissuade the insinuation, which inflamed her new followers or her die hard fans. People then began to question her and in turn her feelings were hurt, which hurt her "journalistic integrity", and she decided to step away from the DeLorean story. But not before she continued to post her ridiculous watermelon video and news that her short movie was sold so she could get more fist bumps from people that she hadn't blocked or threatened cyber crimes on. She wrote a ridiculous, "Two sides to every story", basically saying that DeLorean and her had a 3 hour conversation, she won't disclose what they discussed because of legal reasons and that he had provided proof to his claims. Yet, she never spoke to the other side of the story, which was Fedarro or any of the people that he defrauded. So looks like one side of the story...

Misee Harris then penned "Her side of the story", and the primary purpose of this piece is take heat off her, get likes and social media exposure, prove that she is a legit doctor and attempt to make herself not look like the flake she has shown the world she is. Misee come off as sweetness and light, articulate, a champion for the cause, but can't handle Facebook trolling. Unless she get's praise, told she is beautiful and smart, she isn't having it. It's obvious that she will flip on a dime and can't be trusted. Let's look what she said point by point:


It has taken me a while to figure out how I got into this mess in the first place. I was too mad at some people, including myself, to gather my thoughts properly. I said things that weren’t thought through. Today I feel it is the time (and the last time, I promise) for me to address some of the issues that I believe have led to all of this.

What type of journalist is so led by emotion that they can't write about the story they were assigned to? What led to this vitiriol was your unstable behavior,

A number of weeks ago I was asked via email if I would be willing to use my platform in the blog world and on social media to help give a voice to a number of people who had lost money in an online scam. I’m a very passionate person when it comes to injustice. When I heard that the victims of the alleged con artist were mostly single Black women, I immediately put my boxing gloves on and hopped into the ring. I get very emotionally involved when I see weak people getting hurt. That is a strength and sometimes a weakness of mine. Having grown up with a single mother who got played very badly when I was little, this case felt personal to me. From the first minute of my research, I kept receiving calls and emails from people who had been pursuing the case or were affected by it. All of this caused me to approach the case with too much emotion. I came to believe that this scammer was actually taking hundreds of thousands, if not millions from innocent people. So when I dubbed him, a bit tongue-in-cheek, “the Black Bernie Madoff”, I wasn’t trying to put out false information. I was just trying to win a large public platform for those who have been abused.

So Misee was asked to pursue this story and she was emotionally involved, so are real journalists and they don't act like this.What she neglected to mention that she was also on Facebook trolling and cyberbullying Delorean. They had such an acrimonious relationship, he was calling her "blogger bitch". For months she was doing status after status mocking and ridiculing him for his fake money, blocking and deleting comments, crazy status updates, all the lying, etc...Calling Elijah Delorean Johnson, the Black Bernie Madoff, is an insult to Bernie Madoff and I thought was reaching when I read it. But here she claims she wants to give a large platform for the abused, but just not quite honestly. Let's read further.

Some of my research was successful. I managed to prove that he had forged an attorney’s letter to threaten me. However I was shocked to see that after my article came out, the scam seemed to go on in even bigger proportions, according to the perpetrator’s social media postings. Simultaneously I put out a number of scathing social media posts attacking the con artist. My hope was that he would get so angry he'd give himself away. But about a week ago I was confronted with a number of inconsistencies in the case. For one, it became clear that his activities, however misleading, were not as large in scale as I had come to believe. In fact, it began to look like a very small time crook trying to pose as a big-time gangster. Simultaneously, it was brought to my attention that a musician who had been robbed by the con artist, had not told me the whole truth when I interviewed him.

She admits that she egged on the drama and because of that, she got more traffic on her page. People logged in to see these two go at it. She admits that DeLorean is a crook and is lying, but not on a Bernie Madoff scale, so that apparently makes things ok. Hasn't everyone said that DeLorean is a liar, doesn't have 17 million dollars, he misrepresents online, doesn't own all the stuff he claims? This isn't hard hitting journalism. Misee's claim that she interviewed a musician that didn't tell her the whole truth is a blatant lie. She never interviewed Fadarro once, so there was no truth or lie to ever be told to her. So how exactly did she do research if she never interviewed any of the parties involved?

Because of this, I felt that I had been misled by some people and my own emotions to blow this case out of proportion. That’s why I decided that it would be fair to allow the perpetrator to give his side of the story when the opportunity presented itself. In fact his management asked me via phone to interview him. So I did. My intention was to get his answers out, so that both sides of the dispute could have an open discussion. After that, I was going to end my involvement with the case, as I felt upset with myself and with some of the informants who hadn’t been fully truthful. The interview was very thorough and lasted almost three hours. To my surprise, he was very outspoken and admitted to several wrongdoings, while also letting me know that he was in fact fabricating a lot of his big gangster status. I came to the impression that he was definitely a deceiver, and possibly had scammed some people. However his main game was putting on a show in order to gain financially from online marketing rather than actual scams.

Misee admits that she didn't research the issue properly before she jumped in, didn't interview Fadarro, and decided to give DeLorean a chance to defend himself. All things that could have been done before she wrote the initial article. She talks to DeLorean for 3 hours and finds out he is a small time thug and a liar. Again, things people with eyesight can determine with relative ease. Maybe Misee doesn't know what the definition of "scam" is, but to put on a show to make people believe you are more successful than you are to benefit financially, is a scam. It's like calling a lie a white lie, but it's still a lie. I guess him telling people to go his nonexistent website and sign up with $40 for a free service isn't really a scam.

In short, I saw my impression confirmed that, even though I disagree with his deceitful ways, I had come against him too hard. That’s what I hoped I could correct by putting out the interview. He was in no ways innocent, but neither was he guilty as previously charged. Unfortunately he missed his chance of getting his voice heard when he put out ridiculous claims that I had some romantic involvement with him. These claims upset me so much that I refused to address them. You can’t win with liars, is what I feel and felt. I realize that in my frustration about how the whole case developed, I could have definitely handled things a lot better. I felt trapped and played, and I am sorry if the way I responded has caused disappointment and confusion. Again, I never said and never will say that he is completely innocent, and I do consider him a liar.

This is where the whole story goes awry. DeLorean did start asserting that they had romantic involvement, but Misee said or did nothing to say that it wasn't the case. Nevertheless, if you are a true journalist, you write the story anyway. What she did was start attacking people on Facebook, deleting and blocking comments and making lame excuses why she wasn't writing the article. The people that were supporting her she treated like crap and the only people that's left on her page are sycophantic minions. Someone messaged her a crazy message like, "go kill yo self", she shares it and is threatening legal action and sending it to the cybercrimes division of the FBI. Because of her actions it severely hurt her reputation and it made her look like just as much of a liar as DeLorean. Now we get to the true purpose of the article...herself.

Speaking of liars, I need to address the allegations against me mentioned at the beginning. The frustration and confusion mentioned above has led some people to look for ways to attack me and my integrity. A blogger has made the unfortunate choice to publish a so-called exposing article about me. In it, she brings up several claims about my professional status, leading to the impression that I am a “fake doctor”. All of these allegations are either falsified or based on misquoted or misinterpreted facts. For instance, my retired Tennessee license in dentistry was brought up. I did in fact retire my license in that state because I now live on the West Coast and I don’t plan to practice in Tennessee again, so it didn’t make sense to keep paying the high license renewal fees. It was also alleged by the same blogger online that I was out of work and broke and had in fact received money from the above mentioned alleged con artist.

A blogger named Tia Milliona wrote a scathing post about Misee and let's just say it was very unflattering. I don't know whether Misee is a pediatric dentist, practices medicine, into voodoo or whatever, I don't really care. The allegation that Misee was receiving money from Delorean came from a series of exchanges online where Misee and DeLorean were talking and she mentioned that she better get a $10K cut for giving the followers on her page a show of such entertaining magnitude. Then, they had the interview, the dating insinuation and Misee's feelings got hurt and she wanted to walk away from the mess of her own creation.

Again, these rumors are so ridiculously wrong that I do not even want to grace them with an answer. I have been employed as a Pediatric Dentist, blessed with a very good income, and I would never, ever allow anyone to blackmail me into making false claims. Furthermore, my ongoing legal dispute with my former employees, which caused several press responses last year, was misrepresented by the blogger. She went as far as to claim that my lawyer didn’t exist and that the law firm had claimed he wasn’t working in the firm that is actually named after him. She has falsely alleged that I hired a hacker to attack her. Furthermore, my work address, number and dental license number were made public on the blogger’s facebook page along with a battle call to her followers to harass me. She has also posted that her wish is for me “to go play in front of a bus blindfolded at night with a knife in your hand”.

This is a victimology 101 paragraph. We all know that she parlayed the Mike Brown and bachelorette thing to try and get a social platform, congratulations, you got it. Misee didn't mention that she had a battle cry herself to have people call her legal representation, which is where the blogger got the lawyers number from. Misee and the blogger had numerous exchanges where they antagonized one another and Misee is acting like she was slandered without provocation. No ma'am. didn't happen. Plus, the "go play in front of a bus" line is intellectually dishonest. What really happened was, Misee was playing victim when she got the "threat" to go kill herself and she was going to the FBI, the blogger then made a joke about the cyber crimes nonsense. She said that she doesn't care if Misee goes and plays in front of a bus blindfolded at night with a knife in your hand." Neither are threats, because no one actually threatened her. But she then get's on social media trying to give messages to kids about the dangers of cyber bullying after she did it for 3 months.

Needless to say, I have no plans to do what this blogger asks. Again, I understand that this whole mess has caused some hard feelings towards me. I can live with that. What I will not tolerate are vicious claims against my life and my very existence. I have ample proof to take all of these lies apart. However I will have to leave this to those who represent me legally. 

I will wait for someone to show me the quote that was a vicious claim against your life. And just like DeLorean, she jumps on the legal representation bandwagon, because a blogger was mean to her on Facebook and shattered her peaches and ice cream fiction that has been crafted. But truth be told, she did that all on her own.

In closing, let me say it is my heartfelt hope that those who have been wronged will find justice, and that justice will find those who have done wrong and keep doing so. As for me, please respect that I will stay out of this entire case, as I feel my involvement has caused more harm than good.

This is the only truly honest thing she has said, her involvement has done more harm than good and proved that she should take "journalist" from behind her name. Real journalists risk their lives for a story, go to war zones, get beheaded, get shot, bleed and sweat for a story, they don't fold because someone questions their medical license online. As irritated as people are with Misee, she's a non-factor in this story, but her arguments make no logical sense and if anyone takes her seriously, they are as delusional as Delorean. Just like with everything she does, she starts something to get notoriety, then quits and uses "a matter of principle", she's tired or people were mean to her as the reason she can't follow through. She needs to stick to nail polish and lip gloss and posting cutesy positive memes, that's all she is equipped to handle.

DeLorean also posted a very articulate, for him, essay, telling his side of the story. The writing style, wording and prose leads me to believe that Misee wrote it for him. Here is what he/Misee wrote:

Having such a large social media following can be both a blessing and a curse. It leaves the door open for millions of people to form an opinion about you and start spreading false rumors all over the internet. When there are that many individuals against you, you soon find yourself stuck trying to defend yourself without any success.

Unfortunately the rumors aren't false. There wouldn't be lawsuits, countless exposed videos and claims filed against you. Where there is smoke there is fire. 

You see, nobody really wants to hear the truth because the truth takes away the silly illusions that many people love to feed off of. The truth steals many people of their daily dose of entertainment which consist of bashing me, degrading me, and slandering my name. Nonetheless, the truth is what needs to be told and what I am about to give you.

The legal defintion of slander is to tell an untrue statement to a third party. Everything people say about DeLorean is true.

My name is DeLorean and I didn’t grow up privileged. I understand how it feels to live a life in the streets and trying to make ends meet. Luckily, God had other plans for me. I have always had a passion for music and although I was not able to be professionally trained, I did what I could and found out that I was indeed talented. I used my self taught skills as a musician and social media savviness to form a very large network of people which helped me market my online business ventures. Speaking of my social media savviness, let me address something. Never once did I use others content with the intent of not giving them credit. I won’t mention any names in particular but two individuals who eventually ended up turning their backs on me knew very well that I was helping their following by sharing their videos and didn’t have a problem with it until others began to claim that I was stealing their videos for my own self gain.

Basically he has learned how to hack accounts using their content and not giving them credit for it or just pretending to be other people. 

Realistically, it helped all of us build larger platforms and I did begin to tag each person as requested. Now I will address a few other pressing topics that I feel need to be discussed. 

I think Kountry Wayne was fine without Delorean sharing his videos. If I recall. DeLoreans following went up because of it.

















About MCA: MCA is NOT a scam. It simply takes hard work and dedication to build a great team who is willing to work day in and day out to reach a common goal. Never did I have anyone send me money to my personal PayPal account. You see, that wouldn’t have benefited me at all as the company actually paid me double for each individual who signed up so I would have consequently been ripping myself off had I done that. Unfortunately, after multiple phone calls to the President of the company which claimed that I was scamming others, he felt that it was in the company’s best interest to part ways with me. I was definitely disappointed and still am. 

But he said that he was back on MCA. We know MCA isn't a scam per se, just signing up under DeLorean is a scam. The logic makes no sense. DeLorean has multiple videos that says "invest $40 in your future, click on www.retirewithdelorean.com." So do I believe my lying eyes or an actual liar?



About Scamming Single Mothers: As a way to give back to the community, I often made posts which gave single mothers a chance to win money or have particular bills paid. Yes, I did give these individuals their money and paid countless bills. Many of you want to know who these individuals are and why they won't speak out but if you see what recently happened with other individuals on social media who began to believe in me, you should understand why. Literally anyone who realized that I was not the con artist that everyone assumed was attacked and slandered. I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to put themselves in that situation. 

Here he is referencing Misee, well she did sort of side with him, flipped on him by admitting that he was a liar and a crook. A so called journalist that didn't get all sources or do basic research before they started playing cyber bully is really what he's using as proof as to why people don't speak out?! Negro Please...Call the devil on the witness stand for support, he has more credibility than Misee Harris. There are no single mothers that will speak out in support because non exist.

About My Income: This topic truly isn’t anyone’s business. I will simply say that I do very well and do bring in a six figure income. No, I am not a millionaire and I admit that I have eluded to this before. 

It's nobody's business but he posts photo shopped bank statements, going shopping videos, videos of him sitting on various couches and chairs counting prop money, status updates about how much money has been deposited in his account with a call to like his page and join his money team. Yeah ok. it's nobody's business but all his followers, the FBI and all his enemies.







About My Music: I am talented and plenty of people in the industry have started to realize this. I am finally getting my big break and am looking forward to building my career in the entertainment industry. Earlier in my music career I had business relationships with individuals whom I cannot name due to legal reasons but believe me, it is not what you think or may have heard and I am not a thief. Have people helped me with production of my music? Absolutely, but I did NOT steal anything. 

There is a video on YouTube that's still up where he admits to stealing or somehow got Fadarro's music. So since he obtained his music magically, he decided to sell it. You will never see DeLorean in a studio laying tracks, you will never see him laying vocals, he doesn't own masters because the music isn't his. DeLorean has an average voice but if he thinks anyone want's to work with a person with no work ethic, that takes "faking it to make it", way too serious, he's crazy.


About My Flossing On Social Media: Hey, I am proud of my accomplishments. Once I realized people were going to hate on me whether I posted good or bad things, I had to find humor in it all and just began showing off all of the things I had. What can I say? I’m a flashy man. 

We have established that DeLorean doesn't have these things he posts. He goes to the mall to try on clothes and goes home. He get's his Farragamo, Gucci and other stuff from ioffer, his bands of money are ebay prop money. He thinks we must be stupid, we can all see some of the paper money is blank or the presidents name aren't present. He is always talking about his house, but he's in 12 different houses in different neighborhoods while he is posing next to a leased Lexus on a cell phone.

About The Recent Legal Situations: Everything will be settled in court. Their isn’t much that I really can say at this time. 

Yes, he has numerous court dates, one coming up on July 25th, regarding copyright infringement of Fedarro's music.

Am I Innocent or Guilty: I am human. I have made mistakes, told white lies, and exaggerated plenty of times. Social media is a world where everyone shows the best parts of their lives leaving out most of their daily struggles. I am no different. 

He has done more than told white lies, He has committed federal crimes, wire fraud is just one, and until this one sentence, he has pretended that he has never done anything wrong and blamed the victims.

My Hopes for the Future: It is my hope that these words at least allow my friends, followers, and foes to open up their eyes and rather than coming to my page to slander me, treat me as an individual who deserves respect. I sincerely hope all of the negativity that comes to my page daily dies down. With that being said, I to want to become more respectful of others.

This post really explained nothing, other than to portray a little boy so desperate for the acceptance of others that he will clown online for our amusement and still not taking on any responsibility for his actions. Just don't judge him, he's a flawed human being.

It's my hope that DeLorean spends time out of his imaginary spotlight online or worse in jail and that Fedarro can get a fair hearing based on the merits of his talent, not on the foolishness of an internet joke of a person with the name of a car that also went down for fraud.

Josh Duggar: 19 Stones and Counting

We Need Condoms

Josh Duggar has proven that gays are a danger to little kids, and that gays will cause floods, the change in the planetary orbit, Oh wait a minute...Josh Duggar endangered kids, namely his brainwashed sisters, and he came out as a homosexual didn't he? No...Well what did the paragon of Christian virtue do?

"Twelve years ago, as a young teenager, I acted inexcusably for which I am extremely sorry and deeply regret. I hurt others, including my family and close friends," Josh, 27, said in a statement posted Thursday on the family's Facebook page. "I confessed this to my parents who took several steps to help me address the situation. We spoke with the authorities where I confessed my wrongdoing, and my parents arranged for me and those affected by my actions to receive counseling."


So remember that robocall that Michelle recorded throughout Arkansas? In the call, the “19 Kids and Counting” matriarch cult leader, 48, urged Fayetteville, Ark., residents to protest an anti-discrimination ordinance that would protect LGBT residents, the Washington Post reported at the time.

Are We Trying Too Hard To Convince You?

“I don’t believe the citizens of Fayetteville would want males with past child predator convictions that claim they are female to have a legal right to enter private areas that are reserved for women and girls,” Michelle said in the recording. “I doubt that Fayetteville parents would stand for a law that would endanger their daughters or allow them to be traumatized by a man joining them in their private space.”

Michelle also claimed the ordinance was prioritizing the “preference” of an adult over the safety of children, something she claimed to be adamantly against.

“I still believe that we are a society that puts women and children first,” she stated near the end of the call.

Despite the emphasis on “males with child predator convictions,” the statements come off as extremely hypocritical after In Touch Weekly published police documents that allege Michelle and husband Jim Bob’s eldest son, Josh, 27, molested five girls, four of whom are believed to be his sisters, in the early 2000s.

Creepy McCreeperton

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Josh DuggarPhoto: Patsy Lynch/Retna Ltd

After finding out about the incidents, Josh’s parents refrained from reporting their son to authorities for more than a year, instead sending him to a three-month-long Christian treatment program before he received a “stern talk” from Arkansas state trooper and family friend Joseph Hutchens, who is now behind bars for child pornography.

Want more turd on top of this turd sandwich? Josh Duggar was the ED of the homophobic Family Research Council,  which claimed in a 1999 publication that “one of the primary goals of the homosexual rights movement is to abolish all age of consent laws and to eventually recognize pedophiles as the ‘prophets’ of a new sexual order,” whatever that means...like screwing your little sisters?

After the cover up was blown, Josh gave an apology of sorts and said, “I would do anything to go back to those teen years and take different actions,” he said. “I sought forgiveness from those I had wronged and asked Christ to forgive me and come into my life.” But I thought you were already a Christian! Not allowed to even kiss or hug until your wedding day, except for those times you went to 3rd base with your sisters.

For all the Christian apologists that take up for him like Huckabee, Rick Santorum and the other closet cases,  let me explain what this is and what this is not. This is NOT a mistake. It's a felony, punishable by prison time, just like murder. Just because the statute of limitations have run, doesn't make this any less of a crime. Are his sister any less victims just because they hide behind those blank smiles? Yes, the lights are on and no one is home.

 Jim Bob and Michelle are criminally liable for child abuse because they knew they had a predator for a child and they chose not to protect their daughters and swept this all under the rug. Jim Bob ran for Senate and actually fixed his lips to say that incest should be punishable by death,  Josh remained very much alive, because this quote was from his 2002 failed Senate campaign and Josh molested his sisters in 2002-2003. 

They have a psychotic victim blaming way they teach girls about rape and sexual molestation. It's the girls responsibility because she had on a short dress and forgive the rapist, only the body was violated, not the soul type nonsense. 

Josh was never treated, and a stern talking to from a guy currently incarcerated for child pornography, yeah ok...I think we see a problem with this. I think we need to leave God and prayer out of this idiocy, because he was never involved in the first place. Personally, I think you are making God look extremely stupid to think he would ever cosign on a child molesting his sisters, and the parents knowing about it and not doing a thing to help the victims, all the while they profess to be the best Christians on the planet, while getting rich and notoriety. Skeletons this big don't stay in the back of the closet forever.

The Lights are On and No One is Home

I have a pocket full of stones to throw at this glass house built on lies, hypocrisy, drab wardrobes,  80's hair styles, selfishness, self righteousness, pride, pedophilia, incest, molestation, but thankfully gay free. There is no forgiveness when there is no contrition, no serious remorse. The Duggars are only sorry they lost their gravy train show and their ability to spawn  more stepford kids on live TV. These are the wellfare queens that conservatives bemoan, but because they use the "values" dog whistle and happen to have a lighter complexion than the stereotypical "crab legs" abuser, they get a pass. 

I say good riddance and hopefully TLC will get back to programming that will live up to the name of the channel, THE LEARNING CHANNEL, instead of this yokel brand, tea party know nothing "entertainment". 

Jeb and Dubya Bush...The New Millennium's Beavis and Butthead

Jeb Bush, the Bush brother we all joked was the smart brother, because he spoke in complete sentences has now decided that he will double down on the stupid one's failed policy of invading the wrong country, destabilizing an entire region, allowing a terrorist regime to be elected "democratically",  fear mongering, shooting things first and asking questions later, making Jesus the nations mascot, and all that left him with a 34% approval rating. This has in essence made him the stupid brother, because anyone that runs into a burning building and thinks they won't burn isn't the brightest bulb in the box.

Jeb is actually the Beavis of this duo. Jeb Bush claimed that he would've authorized the Iraq war back in 2003. The war that everyone knows was the wrong war and the wrong country with no WMD's. He goes on to say, “I would have [authorized the invasion], and so would have Hillary Clinton (we know then Senator Clinton did, because your fetus for brains brother made the Iraq war a nationalistic litmus test. Plus, she and other's that voted for the war admitted it was a mistake), just to remind everybody. And so would almost everybody that was confronted with the intelligence they got,” the likely 2016 presidential contender said. Yeah...we heard about the intelligence they got, inconclusive, faulty, and just plain made up. If I recall, Butthead said to invade and hopefully the facts would back his decision. So, if that's intelligence, making up stuff and lying, then sure, mystical ponies ridden by the tooth fairy are also real possibilities. 

To top this off, the unannounced presidential candidate added, “[S]o just for the news flash to the world, if they’re trying to find places where there’s big space between me and my brother, this might not be one of those.”

[Update: Bush was specifically asked ”Knowing what we know now, would you have authorized the invasion?” He replied, “I would have.”]

Dumb and Dumber

Note the evolution in Jeb Bush’s approach to the issue. Just three months ago, asked about the disastrous war in Iraq, the Florida Republican told reporters, “I won’t talk about the past…. If I’m in the process of considering the possibility of running, it’s not about re-litigating anything in the past.” Soon after, Jeb Bush was willing to concede “mistakes were made,” but he wouldn't say who made the mistakes or how he would have done anything different.

Who remembers Bush v. Gore? The biggest joke in legal precedent that has ever occurred in the last 50 years? Remember what State the decision was hung on? Florida. Who was Governor of Florida at the time? It was Beavis. Then there was all than nonsense about "hanging chads" which confounding all the old people that seemed to be the only one's that worked at the polls. And what do you know, the most idiotic person on the face of the earth became president. 

Give me teepee for my bunghole!

Jeb is also embarrassing himself and his party by claiming that his brother is his most influential counselor on Israel- Middle Eastern policy. “If you want to know who I listen to for advice, it’s him,” Bush said speaking to a crowd of high-powered investors at the Metropolitan Club, according to four people present. These four should be commended for trying to stop the train wreck that is Bush 45. The Republicans in the room spoke on the condition of anonymity to divulge information about the private meeting. You sure this isn't Def Comedy Jam and he didn't say this ironically? Surely he wasn't serious. Or is this a cynical ploy to raise money based on the Bush dynasty? Whatever it is, but if there was any doubt what he stands for, let me inform you. He stands for nothing but the money. He is a Floyd Mayweather in a drab suit. Most sane people, even the most wacked out "conservative" can admit the war was mistake. Mistakes were made before and after the invasion. The effects of those mistakes are being felt today. A war that began in 2003 and has yet to really end, based on a lie, predicated on the nation's fear regarding the country's largest terrorist attack since Pearl Harbor, but these fools say they would do it again. Jeb's independence from W, would've helped with the know somethings in the party, the one's with money and some education, and don't suck exhaust fumes in a swamp, drinking grain alcohol out of a mason jar, with misspelled "Obama is the anticrist" signs .

In any country with the collective IQ over room temperature, this doofus shouldn't utter the word president, much less run for it. I can smell the desperation in the air and it's official Jeb is the dumber brother. His candidacy is the definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over again and hoping for a different result.  Congratulations for scraping the bottom of the barrel and taken your rightful seat on the back of the short yellow bus on the highway to hell.

Vote for this moron at your own risk.

Open Letter to Stacey Dash

Dear Stacey,

I am going to start out with something nice to say...

You look amazing for your age. I mean I wouldn't believe you were 50ish just by looking at you. Your hair is always pristine, you have a great physique and I still love Clueless. That vacant expression in your that says "the lights are on, but no one is home", is the stuff of men's fantasies.

With that said, you are probably dumber than Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann combined because they at least had jobs in the last decade. It was cool that  you didn't play the "I didn't root for Obama because he's black", thing, but why they let someone that isn't smart enough to answer questions from the Ms. Drag America Pageant discuss foreign policy confounds me.

Am I stupid enough for the Fox Crowd?

You always have lapses in history, reality, space, time, math and science and it's just disgusting. One of the more idiotic comments you have made, and believe me, there are boundless comments, is that blacks that voted for Obama, which must have included you, since you voted for him in 2008, you said on Junior KKK Sean Hannity, “It still keeps them stuck. They are getting money for free,” “They feel worthless. They are uneducated.” Site your source. Site the source where we are getting money for free, uneducated or feel worthless. Now if you mean the racist system that was already in place long before Obama took the white house, ok. If you are talking about the social programs that the majority of white people receive, then again, I concede the argument. If you are referencing the piss poor job market and that even if you have 12 degrees, you can lose your job at any given moment at any given time and it can take years to find another one. Then again, I see your point. But none of that is Obama's fault. 

It almost seems that you go out of your way to prove how much of a half wit you truly are and to prove that black women can be dumb blondes too. There should be a dialogue bubble next to everyone you stand next to that simply says, "I'm with stupid". The latest bit of idiocy that crossed from your wax lips, is a complete rewrite of history. I'm not sure you were sober in the 2000's to come up with this one, but here goes. On a clusterfox show Monday, you said with a straight face that no one would have been beheaded under a George W. Bush presidency. You said, “When George W. Bush was president, the most important thing to him was not to be liked, but to be respected,” she said. “And you better believe no one would have been beheaded when he was president.”

I was literally confused by this statement because I thought that it has happened, the silicone in your boobs have cut circulation off in your brain or you just don't understand the definition of "beheaded". Behead is a verb, meaning to take off head of; kill or execute by decapitation. Let me give you a history lesson for the selective amnesia that you clearly have. So the Bush years between 2000 and 2008 had a few guys that got beheaded Ms. Dumb Dash, let me tell you, they were broadcast online and you can easily find out this information on this primitive thing called "the internet". They even have a record of these people on Wikipedia. 


Daniel Pearl, the Jewish journalist, who was kidnapped by KSM, was the first guy, remember Angelina Jolie played his black wife in "A Mighty Heart" a few years ago, which made so sense...I digress...but he was killed in 2002. DURING BUSH'S TERM. 

Nick Berg was a contractor, back when Cheney was privatizing everything and getting rich for waging an illegal war. Nick was caught during Bush/ Cheney's misadventures in Iraq and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi personally beheaded Nick, in his poorly produced mix tape of Nick's beheading. This was 2004. AGAIN, BUSH WAS THE DECIDER IN CHIEF.

Owen Jack Armstrong and Jack Hensley, two contractors for a construction firm were Kidnapped with a Brit named Kenneth Bigley. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi personally beheaded Armstrong. The following day, the group beheaded Hensley, and threatened to kill Bigley, unless the United States met their demands to free all women prisoners in Iraqi jails Bigley was beheaded in October 2004.

There were countless people who were kidnapped, body parts were missing, bodies had to be recovered years after the fact. And let's not forget 3,000 people died on 9/11 while the President golfed and a war was started based on false pretenses, which is the reason why the above men were beheaded in the first place. 

Being a fox shill for the cash is one thing, but allowing you to have any type of intellectual conversation of any type is a pathetic joke. Basically anything that comes out of your mouth, a single celled 14 year old boy, could pick a part. 

Being a sex symbol yourself, I find it hard to believe that victim blaming is actually something you could do with a straight face. But again, I don't think the synapses fire and create one single, stable connection, so I don't believe you understand what you are saying half the time. But in your vapid, red state, mindless world, the rapist isn't to blame, the rape victim is to blame for being raped. Here is your word soup

“The other bad girls–bad women–are the ones who like to be naughty, might go out and play and get hurt and then, you know…But the other thing about this is that it then blames the alcohol instead of the person who over-drinks. So it’s like, the same thing with guns. Guns don’t kill people; people kill people. Alcohol doesn’t get you drunk; you get yourself drunk.”

So I guess in the photo above, since you are naked, with your typical deer in headlights look, is this you asking for it? Is this you being naughty? Aren't you turning the rapist on? It's not the rapist fault that they have a psychological problem and a need to dominate and control the victim. It's your fault for being "naughty" or getting drunk. And no alcohol doesn't get you drunk, I have the power of alcohol within me to get high off life and don't need alcohol. That makes sense to me.

You are the perfect Republican token black. All that is required is that you are lightskinned, have money, spout party nonsense, have a firm back side and big boobs and then they can say they aren't racist and are all inclusive. And you sit on tv and prove over and over that maybe Darwin was wrong with his theory of survival of the fittest. You are proof that they will just continue to shine the poo and try to make stupid seem under the "big tent". But, you are still so mesmerizingly stupid that it hurts, it hurts so bad. If you weren't pretty, God help you, but don't get confused, if it weren't for Clue, you would've been on the next pole next to Amber Rose.

Stupid Sh&t Republican's Say

The magic lamps at the magic lamp emporium are on a genie time share program and there might be a slight delay on wish fulfillment...

Well...it's time for the 2016 election cycle and 2015 is the audition process for the upcoming clown show. This year, every doofus will vie for camera time, go on coloring book tours, leave their Fox shows and jockey for power in the upcoming do nothing congress. We have the usual suspects who are more serious than others, such as: Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, Chris Christie, Jeb Bush, and then the fools: Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, and the token candidates: Marco Rubio and Ben Carson. Add to the stupidity the candidate no one wants but won't go away, three time loser, Mitt Romney. 

During this year, I plan on posting stupid sh&t these fools say, which won't be difficult considering they have control of two branches of government, the Supreme court and the propaganda is washed through fox news. Enjoy!

“the penetration of criminals and terrorists across our southern border” represents a threat to the U.S. comparable to the threat of a nuclear strike from Iran against Israel.. ..This was one of the "threats" that wanted to scare ignorant white people about the crisis with the immigrant kids at our border. Basically the pattern of noun/ verb/ scare white people which appears to work like a charm.

  He likened the immigrant “invasion” to D-Day, warning that undocumented immigrants were responsible for over six hundred thousand crimes in Texas over the past five years, including thousands of homicides and sexual assaults. 

Now my history is hazy, but I thought the loss of life on D- Day was major, like hundreds of thousands, and I have a degree in crime, the immigrant kids aren't the problem. Texas is full of poor, uneducated black and white trash that either riot for Jordan retro's or hold racist signs that are misspelled, accusing Obama of being Hitler, and lot's of crime. It's the south. I'm supposed to suspend my disbelief that crime started in Texas in 2013-2014? Sorry, I don't smoke those type of herbs. The south runs crime nation wide, no matter how many churches we have here, we have everything bad in excess and nothing good.

     Gohmert called President Obama’s immigration policy the real “war on women” because it allowed immigrants to cross the border to rape women. Louis Gohmert- Rep. Texas.

  Nothing will make Latinos vote for Republican's like comparing them to ISIS or rapists.  This would all be funny if his rank stupidity wasn't dangerous. He is planning on challenging Boehner for House speaker. Can you believe that? It won't happen, but this rodeo clown could be #3 in line to running the country in a parallel universe. Fix it Jesus!



If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn’t exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution. In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That’s not to pick on homosexuality. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.” Rick Santorum saying that we don't have the right to consensual sex, or the constitutional right to privacy which is a FUNDAMENTAL right. So, they make fun of Obama for being a Constitutional Law Professor and they come with this...

“There are no Palestinians. All the people who live in the West Bank are Israelis. There are no Palestinians. This is Israeli land.” Rick Santorum claiming that there are no Palestinians living on the West bank. So why are they fighting again? Didnt the allies remove the Palestinians after WWII to create Israel? Palestine is in the Bible, I know I have seen that word there. No Palestine? That is in complete contravention to what my history book, Bibles, Atlas, globes, etc... tells us. The seven day war? The entire fight for the Palestinian homeland...I can't...

“Watching President Obama apologize last week for America’s arrogance – before a French audience that owes its freedom to the sacrifices of Americans – helped convince me that he has a deep-seated antipathy toward American values and traditions.” Ricky Again...apparently he forgot that without France, America wouldn't have won that little war called the Revolutionary War. That little statue called the Statue of Liberty, sent by France sort of commemorated that, come on, we learned that in school. The words on the statue is in French!

“The most dangerous place for an African-American in this country is in the womb.”Rick Santorum claiming that blacks are more threatened by abortion than GOP economic policies, gun violence and now police brutality.

I could write a novel on Rick Santorum, but let me move on...


I mean, [America is] very much like Nazi Germany. And I know you’re not supposed to say ‘Nazi Germany,’ but I don’t care about political correctness. You know, you had a government using its tools to intimidate the population. We now live in a society where people are afraid to say what they actually believe.” Ben Carson comparing America to Nazi Germany because of Liberals. This dude is allergic to facts...

ObamaCare is the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery. In a way, it is slavery, because it is making all of us subservient to the government.” Ben Carson again...this is the same group of people that want to control who you sleep with, when you sleep with them, who you can marry, but health care...that's slavery because going to the doctor is being dependent on the government. OK...

“My thoughts are that marriage is between a man and a woman. It’s a well-established, fundamental pillar of society, and no group — be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality — it doesn’t matter what they are — they don’t get to change the definition.” Uncle Ben comparing homosexuality to pedophilia and bestiality, because that is of course the next logical step. Even though, marriage is a legal definition and contract not a religious one, but I'm trying to invoke logic here...

I think most people when they finish that course, they’d be ready to go sign up for ISIS.” Ben Carson explaining that students that take AP History will cause students to *gasp*, learn about civil disobedience and join a terrorist organization. I can't even touch how stupid that statement is. Does a person that goes to college and take history, which is why you take AP classes, to get college credit, equally as susceptible to join a terrorist organization? I took honors and AP classes, why didn't i automatically run off to Al-quaeda or the PLO? As a black man that clearly benefited from civil disobedience, i.e. civil rights, he is so stupid that it almost makes me want to hang myself as a sacrifice so he can get a functioning brain in a transplant.

I think a lot of it really got started in the ’60s with the ‘Me’ generation. ‘What’s in it for me?’ I hate to say it, but a lot of it had to do with the women’s lib movement. You know, ‘I’ve been taking care of my family, I’ve been doing that, what about me?’ You know, it really should be about us. Ben Carson blaming Mike Brown's death on the women's liberation movement. Really?! 

Good luck with this bunch GOP!

Open Letter to Robin Thicke

Dear Robin,

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

I just wanted to let you know that you are pathetic and the public groveling just needs to stop. What is happening to you now career wise, is that people pick a mediocre artist and trash the absolute crap out of them for whatever reason. Call it the "Creed, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan or Nickelback" effect if you will. However, rarely does an artist just stand at the edge of a precipice in a Beetlejuice suit and designer shades, while a jail bait borderline anorexic with a flat butt dances "twerks" with a teddy bear to a song about rape. Your fan base are WOMEN and what do you do, have a public midlife crisis set to a Will.i.scam production and cheat on a chic that most men and quite a few women would go through Rosie O'Donnell to be with. To hate you, is to know you and clearly Paula hates you.

Your abomination song, 2013's version  of the "ice ice baby of the macarena",  "blurred lines", the first video to not feature your estranged wife, has the most creepy creeperton, rapey language to ever be put to pen and paper. Congratulations! You set the bar to a new low. The video looks like it took 15 minutes to collectively conceptualize, style and shoot and was proof that videos are in it's death throes and probably why MTV opts for trash reality shows instead. Super stardom ruined you and it made you believe that you could throw out lyrics like: "I know you want it, you're a good girl, do it like it hurt, do it like it hurt, what you don't like work, and the piece de resistance; "I'll give you something to tear your ass into".

Digging For Shame

Ah yes, what better way to show a woman who's in charge than violent non sensual sodomy? We women should like pain during sex and pain is a part of sex. Spoken like a true sexual predator whose role is relegated to a mere sex doll used for the pleasure of a man. But blurred lines empowers women, says you, that's from the Hollywood slut world where empowerment is synonymous with female objectification. In a GQ interview you said, "We tried to do everything that was taboo. Bestiality, drug injections, and everything that is completely derogatory towards women. Because all three of us are happily married with children, we were like, "We're the perfect guys to make fun of this." People say, "Hey, do you think this is degrading to women?" I'm like, "Of course it is. What a pleasure it is to degrade a woman. I've never gotten to do that before. I've always respected women." So we just wanted to turn it over on its head and make people go, "Women and their bodies are beautiful. Men are always gonna want to follow them around." After the video got banned on YouTube, my wife tweeted, "Violence is ugly. Nudity is beautiful. And the 'Blurred Lines' video makes me wanna..." You know. And that's the truth. Right now, with terrorism and poverty and Wall Street and Social Security having problems, nudity should not be the issue.” 

Right...master of Creep, nudity is not the issue. Behavior in the making that can be considered a felony into a full blown album is. Plus, you are all not happily married anymore, well...you aren't. This year you decide to turn stalking and get richer at the same time by releasing "Paula". In the album we have you being pathetic and admitting that you were an assclown who didn't appreciate his hot wife who I would go lez for.

Robin #thicke, it's over, face it, you won't get her back and no one wants you, excluding STD infected strippers and old black women who still line dance to blurred lines. If you can't reach wood in record sales, maybe it's time to just close the shop and raise your child. Oh and your stalker movie that you did with Jamie Presley just cemented in our minds that you are a chain smoking alcoholic creep that also can't act. I guess we have to replace you with and Gary Owen as the honorary black white guy with a hot black wife. I'm sure he isn't dumb enough to hump Miley flanked by Teddy Bears in an ill fitting Beetlejuice suit and sunglasses. 

Congratulations Robin! You are the dumbest dude on the face of the earth...and believe me that's an achievement in the entertainment industry with so many other artists to compete with.