Monday, June 13, 2011
The Black Eyed Peas- The E.N.D. of Credibility
This group has broken down so many barriers, no longer do rappers have to use coherent or even English words in their raps. 16 bars? More like 1 bar repeated over and over and over and over...It's Auto tune generic syrupy lyrics confused millions into buying their crappy music and Fergie showed off her whorish gold digging skills. They also released great songs called "Boom Boom Pow", which is an Auto tuned disaster and "Ring-a-ling" which is about calling someone a lot but I can't tell, the "music" was drowned out by my attempt to pull out my eardrums and climb the walls away from my speakers.
For some reason, someone thought it would be a grand idea to have these talentless clowns perform at the Super Bowl, no doubt from the Big Black Breast that Janet exposed and traumatized America with. What we got was off key singing, seizure inducing lights and Fergie looking like a day glow prostitute, Will.iam clear skull cap/ new age Devo wig, Taboo (the most useless BEP), and his light brite breastplate that changes images. It literally looked like a drug trip mixed with a child's video game gone horribly wrong. They always sound like some euro trash 80's dance club disc skipping under a dirty turn table needle.
Fast forward to June 10th, these top "artists" decided to stand up fans that waited for up to 8 hours in the heat and rain just to cancel their Central Park performance, due to lightning. Lightning? Of course they couldn't play in the rain, that would ruin all of their Autotune equipment and probably melt Fergie's face.
I propose we submit a petition that any more albums or performances from the BEP's be declared an overt act of terrorism, punishable by death or dismemberment. Maybe the males are the four horsemen of the apocalypse and the succubus Fergie Ferg is famine, since the world is supposed to end in October of this year according to crackpot cultist Harold Camping. The robot whores from outer space are going to invade and take over the world and Camping and his minions could be right on...think about it.